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Nairaland GeneralThe Rich And Famous And Their Extremely Expensive Body Parts by dennismenez(op): 11:20am On Jun 06, 2020
The Rich And Famous And Their Extremely Expensive Body Parts

From Rihanna's Legs to Keiran Lee's Dick, Here Is A Look at Celebs & Their Expensively Insured Bodies

Sometimes it's hard to put a price on things. A mother's love, for example, is priceless. Spending time with your friends, also priceless.

And you might assume that having both your legs or arms, or butt cheeks, for that matter, is another generally invaluable state of being. But you'd be wrong.

While us mere mortals don't often get the opportunity to allocate a dollar-sign to our limbs, certain celebrities out there do.

In 2016, the world learned that Mariah Carey had insured her voice and legs for a cool £35 million a piece. No biggy.

But she wasn't the only one to have her most valuable parts insured. From Rihanna to Miley Cyrus, I've rounded up a list of of celebrities with some of the most outrageous insurance covers.

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Literature40 Bro Code Rules That You Should At Least Know by dennismenez(op): 3:02pm On May 29, 2020
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40 Bro Code Rules That You Should At least Know

31. A bro never makes eye-contact with another bro while eating a banana.

14. If you are involved in a party with a bro. Don’t maintain eye contact.

11. A bro will never give detail when describing a sexual encounter. Doing so will force your bro to imagine you naked and this is unforgivable.


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PhonesGain 1000 Instagram Followers Per Week by dennismenez(op): 12:08pm On May 14, 2020
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Dating And Meet-up Zone6 Signs You Are Being Oppressed By Women by dennismenez(op): 10:40am On May 06, 2020
5 Signs you are being oppressed by women

Well, it’s true that there is some form of oppression going on but the reality is that not all guys are suffering from it. Same way not all people are eating sukuma wiki and having empty pockets in January. Some are eating kuku fry and handing out tips.

There are guys that have figured out how to avoid getting oppressed. They are living comfortably and co-existing in harmony with lasses. After all, a woman will only take advantage of you if you let her. Other guys are oppressed and they don’t even know it. Others are feeling the pinch and they want out. Others are obsessed because it’s their fault. All this is understandable.


So how can you tell when you are getting a raw deal as a man? Here are things that prove you are oppressed.

1. You spend a lot on women but you rarely get sex.

Women drain your bank account, your Mpesa, your emotions, and your energy; they drain pretty much everything except what you want them to drain. Women keep asking for pennies from you but not penis.

If you spend tons of cash on women but still suffer frequent dry spells, you are an oppressed man. It’s like constantly donating to charity when you cannot even pay rent.

So you take women for coffee dates, movies, clubbing, send airtime + salon money, pay rent and give loans yet you see more sex in movies than you get in real life? It’s time for you to hold placards. It’s time to sing bado mapambano.

Are you the one who gets dumped most of the time instead of doing the dumping? Do women get tired of you after a while? The end of a relationship usually sucks but it’s always better if you are the one doing the dumping than the one getting dumped. If women keep ‘lefting’ your life like a broke person ‘lefting’ a Whatsapp wedding committee group, you might have to think about your life.

Maybe it’s time to get Samantha the sex doll. Samantha will never go anywhere (unless she gets stolen). You will always leave the house, go hustle, come back and find her. 100% loyalty!! But wait! Samantha is 600k? My God!! Nothing with a female name on it comes cheap. I bet if salt was renamed to Sally, it would cost more than sugar.

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