₦airaland Forum

samwillyco1:
Where are you

kaduna

samwillyco1:
Look for Keke and start making money for yourself, don't take your life please. If you are in Onitsha I can help you with keke

tnx im not in onitsha

samtol4:
Don't kill yourself. Poverty will not just vanish. You need to acquire a skill. My case was worst than yours, but through God and personal efforts, my story changed. Lamenting & suicidal thoughts will not change anything. Go and learn hand work. You are 28 years you are still young. Learn a skill. Poverty will only vanish from you when you can solve a problem or provide services. Find out what you can learn, and start Learning. If it costs something, I may support you with a token to know your seriousness. God is not the architect of your poverty. Poverty does not disappear by lamentation

help me feed first

Blupen969:
Cigar is nothing try and smoke weed and meditate i swear op you will see the way out of poverty but the truth is that you have to do deh work, nobody will do that one for you, so op get out of the way and let your spirit guide you through.....they only thing you have now is time use it wisely

i dont know where i will see weed

clarocuzioo:
Then start by getting a job no matter how menial.

tnx for that

poverty na bastard i have just ask one of my school friends on fb for money he ignored me i feel bad and ashame

samtol4:
There are opportunities everywhere. All depends on the skill he acquired

recommend a skill

clarocuzioo:
Pls stop for your own sakes. Get a girl friend instead. I dont want to advise u to visit olosho houses, but I think its better than masturbating.

i am broke no girl will want to date me i hardly feed myself how can i afford a gf in nigeria. i cant visit olosho cuz i have no money for that

Autobot05:
Kaduna doesn't seem like a place of opportunities

i wan move out

Seunosewar:
haa, truly your life don spoiled.

ofcourse

Blupen969:
Smoke weed op and let your weed open your third eyes

im smoking cigarette now

Blupen969:
Op stop to the look for pity nobody in nairaland will help you
go learn barbing them no go collect you money to teach you but deh go use you catch cruise taya but after 6months you go see how your life go change no deh find pity for nairaland na wicked people full here, them go just deh mock you with style, Nobody get shi shi to give you here, God no go save you because God no deh, your life deh your hand oga

thanks for your advice bro.

Seunosewar:
my brother tell me where to come and get your atm card and that your gionee phone before you die abeg its something.

nothing in my atm my phone will not worth morethan 3k

clarocuzioo:
stop masturbating and watch your life improve.

i always wanna stop but i have high libido and u know in nigeria broke guys will only rape if they wanna have sex nd i cant do that so i masturbate

Autobot05:
Your location ?? Skills ?

kaduna. i have no skill

Autobot05:
And suicide is the best option?

what else will i do ? steal ? i hv tried a lots of things nothing works maybe i am cursed im tired

i would rather die than live as a bottom class in nigeria.

poverty is the deadliest disease that can ever happen to a man. i dont smoke but i must do it today

Newbielearner:
Start with your mind. Stack up relevant skills, Read the Richest man in Babylon. Think and Grow rich.
Work hard and see how God himself has no choice than to help you, especially if you ask.

Try this for three months. If things remain the same, I owe you 30k. If things get better, you owe me 30k.

Deal?

no deal but i will try to read the books u recommend.

Autobot05:
No family ? Friends ? Relatives ?

i have my family needs from me my relatives i dont ask them my friends i will think im trying to use them by asking them for help

God1000:
I understand, but still be hopeful

i am just tired of being hopeful hope will not feed me

Banilla:
Don't be ridiculous. They were lucky, that's all.

sure

God1000:
You need to stop having suicide thought, I don't want to ask you too many questions.

Find something to do and be positive

im just tired life is meaningless when u find it hard to eat

Banilla:
Life is generally unfair. The Middle Eastern God in the sky wouldn't save you. Stop blaming others, take responsibility.

but he helps others i know a lots that he helped

God1000:
Please don't commit suicide man

the thought of suicide give me joy. whenever my problems got worst when i think that i can end it all by committing suicide i feel good

for the past 2years i have been struggling with illnesses, sometimes stomach issues and sometimes fever, bodyache and general fatigue. everytime i go to the local hospitals in my vicinity they do typhoid and malaria tests to me which always come out negative.
my life is revolving from going to this local hospital to another in search for proper treatment which i still havent got. life in nigeria is very tough more expecially when you are jobless and masturbates, sometimes i feel like deleting myself because i consider myself as a failure. 28years on this earth and i still got nothing to show except my 2set of clothes and my broken gionee gn500s phone.
sometimes i think im under a spell or have been cursed by someone because nothing is working for me, it hurts me when i look at my friends circle and see a lots of them doing well while i wallow in sickness and poverty.
today i wake up very sick and depressed i thought about commiting suicide, i bought my sniper mix it with my tea, i was about to drink it then i stopped and ask myself what is really wrong with me? i foung out that all these years i have been suffering with H.I.V human induced vehement poverty i called it human induced because i think its me who caused this poverty to myself. because i hv been waiting for god to solve my problems while its clear that god hates me.

Djreloaded:
Winner 1 gotten.

4 left.

My money, my rules, and if you ain’t playing by my rules , beat it.

let me start dancing cuz know i am the one thank god i can now sleep in peace

Djreloaded:
Do the giveaway then or kiss my black arse.

hahahh this the best joke

djreloaded

Uzomacharles:
Sure and him stack am....

Him just dey release am like BOT,every 60secs

he never know that this thing na luck tried ur best and leave the rest to god who can make djreloaded laugh

Uzomacharles:
The guy dey try sha...
maybe na only am dey laugh the jokes

he is using google

djreloade if this did not make u laugh i dont know what else would. good night may u laugh to my jokes and may i wake up to ur mention