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bizza45:
paddy u no get gist.... but i do enjoy your lie anyway

am very serious

Good morning great people of nlader
i will make my story abi na problem brief sorry for de error in typo
i have a problem bordering me for a while now and i said let me look for advice here.....i have a galfrd dat i was dating since 2017 and i really wanted to marry her but de problem is around may 2018 she travel to one arab country to work as a maid and de way am hearing abt de country they don't treat maid well...so she is coming back next month and she want me to go and welcome her in Airport...
my main problem is that she is insisting that we will lodge in a hotel and have a welcome back sex and i don't know how i will ask her that we should go for hiv test without her been hurt ......pls advice me

myway77:
I am 27 years man,i met this european lady mid last year in a social media platform and from there we developed feelings for each other and started dating,being a single mum she had always wanted to be serious with me eventually get married and she want this as soon as possible,tho theres an age gap of about 5 years but we are both actually fine with this ,the crux of the matter is before i met her i was doing fine sexually,last averagely but because of the distance we had to put up with masturbation and have been doing this at least once a day steadily since mid last year but i noticed when i want to have a real intercourse i last just few seconds and even if i manage to keep up my joystick becomes flaccid midway into action,this has frustrated me so much that i don,t have intercourse anymore because of shame ,we've tried to secure a visa for me and have been rejected twice and i've bowed to her pressure of coming to nigeria as i have exhausted all excuses for her not to come,shes coming to nigeria in july .fam is it possible to revive my sexual life before she comes and what is the best way to go about this ? 'when you want to bleep a woman from another country bleep her well because you are representing a whole country' help a bro.

wow dis match fit end home under 0.5 as i dey see dis nigga and de match no go last past 45seconds anyway best of luck naija

Vizzim:
I use weekends to roam my line.

respect sir

Vizzim:
Op that not the end of the world. I am sure someone who will love you more will come your way.

best advice but oga u be mtn ni everywhere u dey

Vizzim:
Mom's are usually protective. Are you the only male child or only child?

we are three de remaining two are in university i sacrifice my self being de snr for dem to study and i kind of support them with wot i have

moneyest:
e make sense small sha but
wetin u go dey reason now na how u go take save up small money wey u go take open up small biz for inside d money wey dem dey pay u

u know say na one man biz u dey run.. dem fit bounce u anytime wey dem like. na wetin u suppose dey reason be dat no be yeye girl matter wey u carry 4 head like idumota bread

well noted sir tank you but i dnt bring gals everyday its once or twice a month

Vizzim:
Your welcome. A better advise no need to pack out. Just carry your babe to a friends house or plan when your parents ain't home and feel alive like 5alive.

but wetin she go dey find around my room in de night....mum go dey sniff and be checking my movement atleast am not a kid

Vizzim:
Op if you have the resources to move then move but it's better to pull enough resources and plan not just because of kongi.

tank you

moneyest:
oboy how much be your salary monthly?

lols just 55k

united442:
hahahahahahahahah.....guy no kill me with laugh ooooo

this is what your dad got when the condom broke inside your mom...ahahahhahahh

respect ur pls

funmisticqueen:
And get your own place, no sharing, no squatting

lols funny

Oma307:
with all the problems in Nigeria, it is how to cure your konji at this youthful age of your is your problem. with this kind of people in Nigeria, I think the world needs to place an emergency meeting on how to give out or dash Nigeria to China because with this kind of people, there is no hope for better Nigeria in the future. I now see why our leaders embezzle the money of this country without thinking twice.

yes its one of my problem
i do cure my konji once a month.....i will not drink sniper bcux of naija problem

lefulefu:
but u have to live ur life nau.

u are ryt tank u sir

funmisticqueen:
move out na. simple

tanx i will do so

united442:
lolxx...o.p the solution is very easy...

see what you will do, next time she drive your babe again, carry kitchen knife or cutlass and do the needful

not even because she's driving your conji curer, but because she gave birth to a visionless and waste like you and still failed bringing you up..

idiot...

hahaha a cutlass for my mother.....Do u reason with ur Anus

lefulefu:
then go an rent ur own place na.u working and earnin good pay and u still dey stay wit ur parents.park and move to ur own pad and u can invite d girl as much as u like.

i stay with them is bcux i help them in many aspect

devilmaycry:
guy ...if u must,cant u lodge in a hotel and do whatever nonsense u plan on doin?...stupid generation with sex inplant brains

noted tanx anyway

lefulefu:
op hope u have written jamb and u are in school?

am not a student but i work with a big company own by a british citizen

PrimadonnaO:
You're looking for attention... but you're still a mumu.

hmmm tanx for de insult

devilmaycry:
this one is just looking for attention

sir am serious today its de 4th time its happening

i need advice plsssssssssss nladers bcux by tmrw morning am gonna pack out

Curvybaby:
Can you imagine


No 1 you nor get respect for yourself and your mama

No 2 23 years old, instead of you to make money and make her proud you are here complaining she doesn't allow you to chop kpekus In her own house house

No 3 you even get get mind to post am for nairaland

Chaii dis generation don cast finish


Better delete this post they are coming for you(the elders)

i appreciate ur comment

SweetBuns:
This is a severe case of misplaced priorities
Instead you should focus on how to get/give yourself a job, have money, leave your parents house and be independent, you are here thinking rubbish.
Your mother doesn't want you to rubbish your life under her roof. You want to invite girls to your house? Go and rent an apartment and stop using your useless philandering with the opposite sex to disturb your parents.
You may be jobless self

tank you for the advice

dingbang:
to flog you dey hungry me.

why? pls sir i need advice

dingbang:
to flog you dey hungry me.

why? pls sir i need advice

dingbang:

Lol son, tell us why you invited the girl in the first place.

to cure konji sir

Good evening nlanders Pls pardon my errors....my name is David i stay with my parents and am 23yrs old
my problem is wen ever i bring a gal my mum would chase her away and i dnt like it bcux is like an embarrassment
for me....plz advice me

guy she has infection but it can be cure only with herbs not hospital issue

tck2000:
Hazard to score Hatrick!

hazard will warm de bench today

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