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Education / Re: DIRECT ENTRY Admissions 2016 by Derbyman(m): 4:19pm On May 13, 2016
GSteve001:
Goodday, sir. in your case two things are involved: its either you gained admission through MPCE (most problably) or you forgot your jamb number. If you are affected by the formal, please regularise ( which is closed already), or choose other diploma (risky, but please try it).
@yourbf,welldone. Our thoughts or messages could be misinterpreted cos of words or perception atimes.
bro what is d risk involved in choosing other diploma
Education / Re: DIRECT ENTRY Admissions 2016 by Derbyman(m): 4:12pm On May 13, 2016
omotayo51:
@at boye... God is about to pick our call on regularisation... please mobilize ur interested friends to dean of student affairs on Monday.... he just need confirmation from registrar to compile our names with the HND student for regularization number which is supposed to be taken to abuja..within this month...
bro pls y ar u regularising? i graduated in 2014 and i ve served. wanted to do a direct entry registration today but d cafe man told me i have to regularise because he saw "no admission offered yet" wen he inputed my jamb number. please is dat tru?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Airforce DSSC 2016 Recruitment Out! by Derbyman(m): 9:42am On May 12, 2016
thexzy:
The Distance isn't that long as we all anticipated, if only u can get urself to the pitch, the job will be well done. I first Covered a distance of 2K before starting the race of 3.2k on a stretch which I completed in 17mins'59sec'23nanoseconds. So in all, I covered a total distance of 5.2k this morning. This is just a trial version of me now after I stopped doing this 6months ago.
i dont belive dat bro.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Airforce DSSC 2016 Recruitment Out! by Derbyman(m): 3:21pm On May 11, 2016
thexzy:
very true....a standard pitch is 400m...you are expected to use 2min'25sec to complete 1 lap of the race ( I.e 400m)
and dat is a reasonable tym if not much slf
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Airforce DSSC 2016 Recruitment Out! by Derbyman(m): 1:43pm On May 11, 2016
mimzy007:
That's why you need to start running so your body gets used to the stress before the time. Mind you there are marks allocated depending on your arrival, the faster you finish the run the higher your mark. If you arrive at 20mins 1sec you will be disqualified, that's for ladies.
using a football pitch as an example. i guess dat will amount to 8 laps in 18 min?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Airforce DSSC 2016 Recruitment Out! by Derbyman(m): 12:55pm On May 01, 2016
mikedimeji:

From what u posted it means no Test.
nice observation.almost wat i wanted to say

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Airforce DSSC 2016 Recruitment Out! by Derbyman(m): 12:55pm On May 01, 2016
mikedimeji:

From what u posted it means no Test.
nice observation.almost wat u wanted to say
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Airforce DSSC 2016 Recruitment Out! by Derbyman(m): 8:56pm On Apr 29, 2016
smileychai mimzy dn turn air marshal ;Dchai mimzy dn turn air marshal
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Airforce DSSC 2016 Recruitment Out! by Derbyman(m): 7:09pm On Apr 27, 2016
idris2kin:
g0 nd swear affidavit
is dis for real.chai
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Airforce DSSC 2016 Recruitment Out! by Derbyman(m): 9:39am On Apr 27, 2016
mimzy007:
NAF replied someone's mail saying there will be no text messaging as they have already passed across the message on their site. Screening still begins 1st of May. In fact the Notice on the site says it all, it is left you people to interpret well or misinterpret.
but we dont knw d date wen each state will b screened. any idea?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Airforce DSSC 2016 Recruitment Out! by Derbyman(m): 2:56pm On Apr 12, 2016
al ds past question peeps slf. arrrrgh. i tire o
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by Derbyman(m): 12:17pm On Apr 05, 2016
Stevostical:

Thanks dear, we were able to complete the registration yesterday. But it's now going even on my phone.
abeg wc site is going. none is opening here
NYSC / Re: Ogun State A15 Lets Meet Here by Derbyman(m): 5:42pm On Jun 30, 2015
kingphilip:
posted to ogun state internal revenue service

Went there this morning n was told I'll b sent a text or I should come tomorrow morning
bro is IRS in abk or ota. were u accepte
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls Can Some One Help Me With A Sample Of A Recent Standard CV. by Derbyman(m): 5:29pm On Jun 28, 2015
Eddyken:

Check ur mailbox
please bro i nid a sample too. adebowaleh@gmail.com thanks
NYSC / Re: NYSC Mobilization: General Complaints And Enquiries Thread by Derbyman(m): 10:13am On Jun 25, 2015
sodiqyinka:
Your PPA won't be on the letter. You will go to d state secretariat you relocated to for registration. You will get your posting letter there. Cheers
thanks bro God bless
NYSC / Re: NYSC Mobilization: General Complaints And Enquiries Thread by Derbyman(m): 11:50am On Jun 24, 2015
Stanley08:
ALL OF YOU THAT WERE WAITING FOR THEIR APPLICATION TO BE PROCESSED.

CHECK YOUR DASHBOARD AGAIN. I GOT MY REDEPLOYMENT LETTER YESTERDAY!

GO TO YOUR DASHBOARD NOW!!!
did u see d LGa where u were posted to on d letter?. redeploy also from akwa ibom to ogun state. stream 11 though
NYSC / Re: Prospective Batch A15 Akwa Ibom Corpers by Derbyman(m): 4:21pm On May 28, 2015
dguy4:


it's 5500 from u.I Peacemas transit
bro ar u also going frm ib nd is it ac bus?
NYSC / Re: Prospective Batch A15 Akwa Ibom Corpers by Derbyman(m): 8:08pm On May 26, 2015
Any body going frm ib to akwa ibom hia on june 2? Pls how is the t.fare going and au much. Thnks. Admin pls add 080638928963
NYSC / Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Derbyman(m): 5:31pm On May 19, 2015
Pls aus is Medical report gotten from a private hospital and acknowledged in a government hospital acceptable to use for relocation in camp?. Cc sodiqyinka
NYSC / Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Derbyman(m): 5:24pm On May 19, 2015
ik4life:
I applied for relocation I checked my dashboard and saw abia as the state of relocation yesterday,though it is no longer showing today(only showing my details),does it mean my relocation request has been granted Cc sodiqyinka
bro did they give u abia as d state of relocation themselves or u actually fill abia state urslf for relocation.
NYSC / Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Derbyman(m): 7:08pm On May 17, 2015
Ahmed4002:


lol. tell them oooo

see questions dey ask me grin
what are d questions like bro? Please share with me. I wnt use Asthma as medical reason to redeploy
NYSC / Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Derbyman(m): 3:05pm On May 17, 2015
Ahmed4002:


on medical grounds sha. yeah it's stream 1, but i want Abuja. but they objected it but rather ask me for another alternative state sha.
. I'm planning to use d same medical ground to relocate from akwa ibom to abuja. bro pls why did they objected you to not choose abuja? Thanks
NYSC / Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Derbyman(m): 7:57am On May 17, 2015
Ahmed4002:
morning people. how are you doing all. It's been a while oooooooo
stream 2 get ready , camp ain't easy oooooo

as for me I have applied for relocation sha.
u b stream1? Na medical ground u take apply or security?
Education / Re: Photo: See How A Mathematician Proved 0 Divided By 0 Equals 2 by Derbyman(m): 12:32pm On May 10, 2015
guyX:

you failed at the second to last step.
BODMAS
BRACKET OFF DIVISION MULTIPLICATION ADDITION SUBTRACTION.
You divided before removing the bracket.
you are trying to prove it wrong, but got proved wrong.
al ds Bodmas crap self. U aint a mathematician bro.
Education / Re: Photo: See How A Mathematician Proved 0 Divided By 0 Equals 2 by Derbyman(m): 12:26pm On May 10, 2015
Mizzzbeee:
(10+10) (10-10) following his method that shud be (20) (0) which means 20×0 which is 0 so my dear your wuru wuru to d answer no b here cheesy
chai u dnt do expansion in sch at al? Smh chai
NYSC / Re: NYSC Mobilization: General Complaints And Enquiries Thread by Derbyman(m): 10:34pm On May 08, 2015
sodiqyinka:
Interview about the history of the 'sickness'.
whao dats serious o. Thanks bro
NYSC / Re: NYSC Mobilization: General Complaints And Enquiries Thread by Derbyman(m): 5:46pm On May 08, 2015
sodiqyinka:
If your MR is so convincing n ur interview go well. You are good smiley
thanks man but interview on what aspect? I dnt undastand
NYSC / Re: NYSC Mobilization: General Complaints And Enquiries Thread by Derbyman(m): 4:52pm On May 08, 2015
sodiqyinka:
Any northern state apart from Niger would be granted.
bros pls I'm planning to redeploy from akwa ibom to Abj. Pls au realistic is it for me base on Medical report. Thanks
NYSC / Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Derbyman(m): 10:20pm On May 07, 2015
sparkleRed:
All dis stream 1 una 2 lazy ee.. wen dem say make una join any para military society 4 uni una no gree..even under d rain, sun in uniben ugbowo,close 2 d mosque beside hall1 I dey do parade...drills na small na@ least una neva begin plant una head or read "newspaper" so make una champ down eee....


Paiko loading grin..."Military my passion" "RedCross my love" cheesy
bros mouth knw go UK o
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Derbyman(m): 11:03pm On May 05, 2015
Talenty:
MY TOUGH EXPERIENCE WITH IRIB
A friend came to my house and saw Irib he told me to help him do it whenever I am in Ibadan. I later did and we bought Supermax 1.8 meter dish. I tried all I could to get Irib channels but it failed. I noticed the dish has many shortfalls, it's not up to I.8 meter and not as perfect as strong. We later bought strong 1.8m and in 5 minutes Irib came dancing, Pictures to follow later. So the best dish to use in Irib is strong but the best Cband lnb is Supermax
pls au much is strong 1.8M dish in ib?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Airtel Graduate Trainee Program (2015/16) by Derbyman(m): 8:43pm On May 04, 2015
jasper83:



I feel your pain bro if this your claim is real. But come to think of it graduating with a pass is not a death sentence and not an end to ones success in life. Its all about you, you, and you. Wat about a situation u graduated wit a 2-1, or a first and your a still a 30 year old serving corp member,u go kill ya self. This HR people won't still look your side because they a looking for a way to cut down applications, infact those people go through a lot during short listing hence the high bench mark set.

Now to you don't be too hard on yourself but should let go of the past that doesn't add to your future. Why not do a thorough soul searching and look within urself! Yes within urself and consider entrepreneurship, life is funny may be you aren't cut out for a life of servitude.

How many will the coys take for their program eventually, max 25 lobatan! There are so many great threads here on nairaland. I will particularly advice you and anybody reading this thread to check the profile of a lady here called catered4 on her agric business, I bet u any ambitious fellow will be moved. Things are happening bro and crazy cash is flying around daily, open your eyes and encourage your self!
no b everybody go do onion biz nw

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Romance / Re: How Many Men Is Too Much For A Lady To Have Slept With Before She Get Married by Derbyman(m): 12:00pm On May 04, 2015
ddippset:
But Really what's the difference between having sex with just one man 60 times and having sex with 60 different men just one time each? Everyone who keeps a boyfriend with sexual activity before marriage is a prostitute.
someone ans dis

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