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FamilyRe: Five Mistakes Newly Married Couples Make (and How To Avoid Them) by Derived001: 7:44pm On Jul 20
Hmmmm wetin I wan type like this wey go be original content
RomanceRe: Geh Geh And Others Have Ruined So Many Relationships by Derived001: 9:56pm On Jul 18
Damn!!!! This piece is legendary….like it all made sense towards the end of the write up….yeah they won’t want their brothers and sons to fall mugu for some bitches so indirectly they love GheGhe
TravelRe: Airport Truck Crashes Into Parked Air Peace Plane In Lagos by Derived001: 1:00pm On Jul 15
The airline insurance company will be like “What a truck from hell “ 🤣😂🤣😂
PoliticsRe: Peter Is Biafra Sympathizer - Arewa Youth Consultative Forum President by Derived001: 12:31pm On Jul 14
lol 😂 why are they so scared of Biafra…Fulani bandit na child play for una abi ?
EducationRe: FG Hikes WAEC, NECO Examination Fees To ₦50,000 by Derived001: 1:12pm On Jul 12
We removed fuel subsidy so we can use the money the government have been spending on that for other things in the economy yen yen yen yen yen yen yen yen now what is all this huh??
CareerRe: Nigerian Army Salary Increased From ₦49,000 To ₦100,000 by Derived001: 5:06pm On Jul 09
Bandit and kidnappers make times 100 of that amount….anyways that aside you will soon hear it was only approved and not yet implemented till Tinubu second term
PoliticsRe: 2027: I’ll Win Lagos Without Obi, Obidient Movement – Rhodes-vivour by Derived001: 10:30pm On Jul 02
lol 😂 this guy sha…it’s like the election frenzy comes with some financial benefit cos tell me why some people are just okay coming to the ballot every 4 years knowing they clearly have a slim chance of victory (Baba Sowore dey lead sha)
PoliticsRe: Rethinking Diezani’s Trial In Law And Public Opinion - Ikemesit Effiong by Derived001: 9:38pm On Jul 01
See the fact is she was never guilty…Jonathan was supposed to be grilled but was never asked a question that’s because I guess there is an unspoken agreement never to try a former president in this country and our current president is already getting away from answering anything about his past Chicago deals

Wonderful!!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Thousands March In South Africa Anti-immigration Protests by Derived001: 6:48pm On Jun 30
This life sha….🤣🤣🤣 Most of us here were not even born when Mandela and other Pan Africanist fought against apartheid in South Africa….but we are alive to see them kick other Africans out of their country……God pls keep me alive to see when they get paid in their own coin Amen 🙏
CrimeRe: Female Police Officer Beaten In Benin, Edo State (video) by Derived001: 2:43pm On Jun 30
No oooo I no support this one oooo all this ones na traffic officer and their issue no dey go too far if your papers complete and you no violate traffic rule…..but those other ones eeehhnnn no joyyyy
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Revolutionary Guards Say 8 US Military Sites Were Destroyed In Strikes by Derived001: 7:14am On Jun 29
Obaofaba:
No wonder trump is threatening fire and brimstones.

The truth is, Iran is not scarred of the US and Israel.

While Iran cannot win the US in a war, Israel can be flattened by the Iranians.
Israel gat nukes…you aware bro huh?
RomanceRe: Here's Why I Didn't Have Sex Till 42 Years by Derived001: 8:39pm On Jun 25
Omoawoke:
I was just about to create a thread to talk about men like you…

The over religious men who are too selective and judge women for not being virgins or for not dressing like women from 1960 and living their lives according to their own standards..
Lol

You are 45 years old man and you don’t know how a choochie looks, taste and feels…

You have failed your manhood
You have failed humanity


You may end up marrying for the wrong reasons
lol you sound just like Lionel Luther from Smallville 😂😂😂
PoliticsRe: Conditions Imposed On El-Rufai Amounts To Constructive Denial Of Bail - Atiku by Derived001: 1:18pm On Jun 25
Na family issue nothing really concern us…El-Rufai was instrumental to Tinubu victory in the North…..that’s why he thought he was untouchable now hand don meet am 😂😂😂😂

Anyways there are levels to the game and El-Rufai knows his options
PoliticsRe: Senate Passes State Police Bill, empowers Govs to appoint Police Commissioners by Derived001: 8:00pm On Jun 24
Hmm is fubara thinking what am thinking
PoliticsRe: Bandit Leader, Turji Bello Releases Video To Prove He’s Alive (Pictures) by Derived001: 7:45pm On Jun 22
TemplarLandry:
Waiting till his 2nd tenure is a political strategy and you're dealing with the master strategiet in flesh.
Bro you sound like a kid….playing politics with people life is a strategyhuh? Wow!!! Nigeria never happen to you na why sha 🤦
Foreign AffairsRe: US Targets Hezbollah-linked Lebanese Officials In First Sanctions Since Iran MOU by Derived001: 10:08am On Jun 21
KingOfAmebo:
Yeah, terrorists that are protecting their land from the Israeli terrorist land grabbing thieves...grin grin grin

A sensible person will prefer Hezbollah to the Synagogue of Satan...grin grin grin
Bro Israel is here to stay like it or hate it 🇮🇱
Foreign AffairsRe: US Targets Hezbollah-linked Lebanese Officials In First Sanctions Since Iran MOU by Derived001: 9:25pm On Jun 20
KingOfAmebo:
Proud ignorant people plenty for nairaland sha...grin grin grin

What is the essence of having a smartphone with data yet cannot do a simple research that won't even last 2 minutes?...grin grin grin

You don't even know Hezbollah was created after Israel keeps trying to steal Southern Lebanon, Israel of today created in 1948 are bloodsucking thieves that likes stealing people's land claiming one imaginary god named Baal which they worship promised them...grin grin grin
😂😂😂 wow Hezbollah are now the savior of Lebanon lol 😂 😝😝 even Lebanon President don call them terrorist….just Dey play Mr Ignoramus
Foreign AffairsRe: US Targets Hezbollah-linked Lebanese Officials In First Sanctions Since Iran MOU by Derived001: 5:22pm On Jun 20
Mattswaggz:
Seems like Hezbollah are the problem after all and not Israel......they're not interested in peace but the annihilation of Israel which is almost impossible for them to achieve but common sense is rare to them...what makes them think they can attack Israel without getting a response in 10 folds?. undecided .
Exactly and people don’t know how brutal it will be if a ragtag group should throw a missile in a country like USA or France and they are blaming Israel for trying to use attack as a form of defense…why should I wait to be attacked when I can keep spoiling their plans
Foreign AffairsRe: US Releases Official Agreement With Iran. Read The 14-point Text by Derived001: 8:47pm On Jun 17
The main thing is that Iran won't have nuclear weapons fahuh?
TV/MoviesRe: FG To Launch Digital TV, Offers Households Free Access To 100 Channels by Derived001: 4:29pm On Jun 17
Ordinary NTA una no fit upgrade since how many years now yet every year una dey budget millions of naira to NTA lol 😂
CrimeRe: AB Kemuna: Bandits Torture Kogi Medical Doctor And Wife (Video) by Derived001: 5:08pm On Jun 14
Why should we wait for some ragtag uneducated low lives to kidnap and kill me like a goat when I can get a gun for less than 300k and defend myself like whyhuhhuh

Just terrible….ordinarily those bandit can’t even take on that man if it’s a fist fight without weapon but because they have weapon worth less than 500k they will kidnap me and ask for ransom of 1 billion or kill me

Hmmmm
CrimeRe: AB Kemuna: Bandits Torture Kogi Medical Doctor And Wife (Video) by Derived001: 5:06pm On Jun 14
marlow1962:
Nigerian security forces belike=we didn't see nothing, we didn't hear nothing, we are saying nothing and we are doing nothing.

Just defenɗ yourself, but dont shoot at them.
How can we like this comment a million times because you just summarized what’s going on in this country
PoliticsRe: Moment Soldiers Walked Off With VeryDarkMan At The Protest Ground (VIDEO) by Derived001: 11:21am On Jun 14
Lol it’s funny that you people even think the protest that happened was not planned by this same government….they have control over the protest in our country that’s why I never take people like sowore and vdm seriously
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa To Charge Nigeria, Others For Deportation Of Their Nationals by Derived001: 8:04am On Jun 13
insidelife22:
I honestly think their government is supporting this their xenophobia low-key.
All for politics cos any politician who uses this issue as a campaign strategy just like Trump did and won….so I guess that’s why the SA govt just dey look like mumu
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Most people won't pay attention because they're too busy following the crowd.

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Who else here trades Differs, and what has your experience been so far?

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PoliticsRe: Okpebholo: Even If They Kidnap All Of Us, There’s No Vacancy In Aso Rock by Derived001: 9:47pm On Jun 09
Las las na this man go use him hand dash Obi Edo votes 😂😂😂😂
CrimeRe: Another Kidnapped Victim Beheaded (Video) by Derived001: 7:39pm On May 28
eepeepook:
If these people take lives as if humans are livestock, they shouldn’t fear for their lives when soldiers come their way.
What are you saying…..these same people have the courage to ambush and kill soldiers like flies
Foreign AffairsRe: Ali Larijani Killed In Israeli Airstrike by Derived001: 1:19pm On Mar 17
Botragelad:
Haha. Israel could have killed this guy on Friday. He was walking around at that rally, right in the middle of his human shields. But the smart way is to take him out with as few normal people dead as possible.

The simple truth is this: If you threaten to attack or destroy the United States or Israel, you will get killed.
Since October 7, Israel has wiped out many top Islamic terrorists. They used to brag that these guys could never be touched. Now look:

Yahya Sinwar (Hamas boss and main planner of the October 7 attack), killed by Israeli soldiers in Gaza in October 2024.

Ismail Haniyeh (Hamas political chief) killed in Tehran in July 2024.

Mohammed Deif (Hamas military commander and October 7 planner) killed in an Israeli airstrike in Gaza in July 2024.

Hassan Nasrallah (Hezbollah leader) killed in a big Israeli airstrike in Beirut in September 2024.

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (Iran's supreme leader) killed in US-Israeli strikes in February 2026.

Many others like Saleh al-Arouri, Fuad Shukr, Marwan Issa and more are also gone. The Islamists said Nasrallah and the Ayatollah could never be eliminated. Wrong. This is just the start. Threaten Israel and you find out the hard way.
Yet they see all this and still claim “IRAN IS TEACHING USA AND ISRAEL A LESSON YENYENYEN….” 😂😂😂😂
CrimeRe: Bandit, Sule Yellow Who Posts On Tiktok Arrested by Derived001: 1:03pm On Mar 16
It’s simple….he wanted to be caught !!!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: China Resumes Military Flights Around Taiwan After Sudden 10-day Hiatus by Derived001: 10:06pm On Mar 15
Blunt99:
It started this way.

Russia invades Ukraine...

Hamas attack Israel...

Israel attack Palestine in retaliation.

Us kidnapped Maduro from Venezuela.

The rest can follow, including anyone I must have missed.
Exactly!!!
BusinessRe: Oil Jumps 10 Percent On Iran Conflict, Could Spike To $100 A Barrel by Derived001: 9:49pm On Mar 01
Hmmm massive cash out for the men in the rock, red chamber and green chamber chai 🤣😃🤣😃🤣😃
CrimeRe: 30 Year Old Man Collapses And Dies After Being Choked During Intimacy by Derived001: 6:56pm On Feb 12
Okoroemekah:
that is how I could have died one day I was sucking a big fat woman.she wanted to cum and used her hippopotamus laps to trap and lock me in her kpekus.i fainted that day.it is God that gave me a second chance
Okoro take am easy ooo 😂😂😂😂

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