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I'm sorry to mention you are gonna be the victim
Just kidding let me use Furry azz

Yeah,I do that often who cares  . . . .It's a free world and we do what seems amusing to our feelings sometimes regardless of whether is a sin or  . . . 

Honey
Here is another prb . . .Now i can't press on the Report to Moderator button simply bcs i can't report myself ''I understand i'm supposed to use it as a medium through'' but i tried it right now and it didn't work . . .SO Who's to be the Victim . . .Who do i report? . . . . .Shamful Q but no choice

Mrs.Chima:
It is madam to you!

Don't make me Violate you kid!!!

Hmmmm . . .Useful tip . . .Would try that right now . .Hopefully it works out . . .wowowowowI'm fed up honestly . . .Thanks budddy

Sick Duck
Your are spoilt

Honey i have this issue with my account . .It's not that my account has been blocked or something like that.But i was trying to change my password then i got this msg (The activation code has been sent into your email address) but I'm yet to get anything like an activation code and i have tried sending this activation code so manytimes but nothing helpful has occured .It's more than 3 days now . .And without this activation code i can not sign in with my (Known) Username.
You have any idea about wht to do?

Sisi_Kill:
Check your spam. . . sometimes the emails go to your spam box.

Thanks buddy,
But i have checked it abd found nothing in there . , I know about that stuff.
What i noticed it that the Nairaland Machine is failing and instead the moderators to attend to this kinda issue but they ignore
I have tried sending the activation code so manytimes and it kept stating (An activation code has been sent to your e-mail address) but i'm yet to get anything from them.

Hope the moderators can please share some seconds out of their time to fix my account's problem? . . . .
Please i need you guys to help me activate my account back . . .I was trying to change a password,there was how i started facing this issue . . . I have been told several times that an activation code had been sent but i didn't recieved anything like that.And i have tried sending it so many times but no changes . . . .Please help me moderators . . . . . . . .Please i need you help urgently!!!

You wish it's little/small . , But it's something you can't ever imagine

Mrs.Chima:
Bring it!

Can you stand it?

I have tried sending the activation code so many times and it kept telling me it has been sent but i'm yet to receive it for the past 3 days now . . .Pls i need your urgent help here.

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Moderator/Seun ,
Please i need you help urgently,I'm having a tough time with my Hotmail account but i still have access to it partially ''I mean i can check my mail through messanger not the web'',  . .The problem now is that i was trying to change my Nairaland account's password/phraseword, so i was told that a link has been sent into my e-mail address but i have gotten any email and it's more than 24 hrs now . . .I have tried sending it so many times but it still persists samething that a link had been sent but yet to receive any email from you guys ,  ,   .I still recall the Old and new password of my Nairaland account .If there is need that i paste my email address here i don't mind,Just kindly let me know the recipe.
Please I'm waiting for your response.Thanks
My E-mail Address is Delameh@hotmailcom.

Mrs.Chima:
Desolah,

You do OYINBOS NOW? I knew it! The footshufflers always go back to their masters at the end.

I will violate you ooo

Mrs.Chima:
Nawl, it was you. You was smelling like some curried goat on rye bread and my husband don't smell like that. Plus, your hair was greasy and dusty. It was you.

LMAO!smelling like some curried goat on rye bread

I stopped doing Blacks . . . .So Wasn't me

Mrs.Chima:
You didn't say that LAST NIGHT when you was licking all over my body and sucking the nectar of my womanilness. Now, you want to front? Hmm. I took pictures too!

Please don't implicate me ooo . . .Incase you get prego

That was Mr Chima . .My uncle . . . .But we both share same style when it come to that thang

OP.
I just wanna date one of them . . .That's all i ask for

Mrs.Chima:
Bite me mierda mugu

Would rather bite pig

^^Comunumunu Thanks for the add . . . . . .But what you did was a wrong trick . . . . . .I got you anyway
Fine chick . . .Hope we could make a good friendship and we don't end up fighting all the time
I do have some unique Nairaland friends on there.

goodnight dear and everybody

Mrs.Chima:
Whatever Negro! Nothing in nobody book said that a woman must please her man on the weekend or any day if she doesn't want to. You been smoking that IGBO again?

Mrs.Chima:
He just mad because I busted his arse now he wanna get all bitchy and poo.

LMAO@me being a wannabe because I can speak, write, and read more one language.

HAHAHAHAH . . . . . . , THOUGH YOU TRIED

Mrs.Chima:
It is a group date and the rule stipulates that couples must come together or stay behind. Let me pretend like I am coming down with a flu. (coughing and putting heater pad on my head so my temps can be high)

Freeak

Mrs.Chima:
He can get it elsewhere just like I can get it elsewhere. Two can play the game you know.

But you are going against the rule . . . . You are playing it wrongly . . . .You know?

He can do the same and tell me who feds up with it?

My girl shouldn't try this with me on weekend  . . . . . Or why it called ''weekend'' in the first place?

Chima sweetie,
I said  you need to open legs today ''It's weekend dear'' . . .

Do you expect him to get it somewhere else

Tosin,
I heard your a Gay!!! . . . . .  .Do you mind my Dawg?

Mrs.Chima:
Inwe oru ibu nsi eke



LMAO@wants to be Igbo. No thanks. Being married to an Igbo is good enough. Trust. I am not missing poo.

HAHAHHA . . . My suga wrote in igbo lang . . .Thanks to Mr Chima ,He's at home today

Tosinville:
desola

I'm glad i'm making use of WC unlike you and your family that use pit in your silly face and face u house lol

House of Face-face? . . . .Don't even think i have foes staying in house like that,Neither any of my friends,Let alone me myself . . . .  .I swear to God . .  .My Family can fund your family and  your generations for more than 5 centuries . . . .  .
So bcause you meet pple on here and you think you are all in the same class? . . .  . .  , Bleep your brain for thinking with your anus  . . . .Arrow alien.

Mrs.Chima:
Your brother is trying to take me "outing" to the bedroom and I am running out of excuses!  I already used "I am on my period" twice.  Got any suggestions?

Hhahahah . . .Bad girl . . Bad girl . . .Bad girl . . . Let him in . . .C'mon it;s weekend . . .I definitely won't help you out on this . . .
It's weekend sweetie . . .He deserves to swing

Tosinville:
Desholah
well i thought fool like you want to start dissin your old mum let me put dumbass like you in your place, chump.

Can you close the WC's door the smell sucks . . . . . umhhmhmhm azzhole

**Finished  the meal so fast . . . . .Pls can i have more **

Mrs.Chima:
Hey suga! He won't answer Mz. Dark's question and I am not surprised. What are you doing this weekend?

Hey sweetie,
Might be  a lil busy this weekend . .Got load of assignment and books to cover . . .But got much movies on my laptop and pizza hut is a bit closer to my district . . , . . Think the weekend will go this way.

And you? . . . . Chima taking you on outing?

Tosinville:
^^^Who the hell are you? its like they just released you from the asylum without incomplete injection, tell me why an insanity folk like you won't just jump into what you knows nothing about, nit

I'm married to your mumm . . Guess you know me now  . . . . .GET A FUCKING A LIKE RAGTAG . . . , and stop takin on people anyhow . . . . . . . .Malnourished dickhead

Hotchikoo for life

^^^Who wrote this script for you? . . . .THink we should shoot this movie . . . .Are you through hurting your anus with your finger . . .Azzzlicker like you find it drastic to respond to threads politely , . . . . . .Maladjusted low life ,destitute pig looking for where to commit suicide