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AKPOS THE MADMAN
A pilot was transporting a bunch
of madmen
from Lagos to a psychiatric facility
in
Johannesburg, South Africa.
The madmen were making noise. So, one of them (Akpos) entered the
Pilot’s
Cabin;
MADMAN (Akpos): Teach me how to
fly a
plane! PILOT : I would, but under one
condition.
Akpos : What ?
PILOT : If you can get your
colleagues to keep
quiet. (5 minutes later, the plane was
very quiet!
PILOT : Wow!! How did you get
them to keep
quiet ?
Akpos: I opened the door and asked them
to go and play outside!!
One word for akpos

Michael Owen: Arsenal Are Not A Top 4 Team.

"From the start I had my reservations. They seemed not to be spending but then came up with one big investment right at the end of the transfer window,"Owen wrote in his column for the Daily Telegraph.

"When I look at a squad I see a decent collection of players but not a top-four operation.

From the back: the goalkeeper, Wojciech Szczesny is capable but I would have the keeper of all the other top teams ahead of Arsenal’s.

"In defence, Arsenal are decent, but again none of their back four would make a composite Premier League XI.

"If I look right the way through the Arsenal team, with a view to picking an all-star side from the top six clubs, I would struggle to nominate one Arsenal player. Mesut Ozil is the only one who would have a chance."

→So now players are judged by how big their names are and not how they perform on the pitch according to Owen.

→ who knew Özil before 2010 World cup, not even tou Owen.

HOW THE Bleep HAVE YOU BECOME A PUNDIT?