₦airaland Forum

ellagabs:
oga no ofens, dnt jus generaliz al of dem.
i av bin usin one lik dat for mor dan 6monts nw, d one am talkin abt, al dia data validity is 90days. very legit.

U fel 4 d wrng 1. Sory abt dat.

SuperSuave:
nawa o. make me sef go grab better camera start dey film myself... but what will I be doing sef for this naija wey people no get joy...ordinary to click on blog link na problem for us

Specialspesh:
A student of the Lagos State Polytechnic (LASPOTECH), Damilola Adegoke has committed suicide by drinking an insecticide, Sniper.

ifex370:
Edo state? That one na normal na



I don't think any government secondary school even has chairs..


Thought it was customary for students to sit on the floor there











Blame the dwarf

Dahkogrin007:
Just thinking out loud shaaa

Imagine BIAFRA​ finally becomes a NATION
Hehehehe O boy I don become FOREIGNER
All these western Nigerian girls go give me some respect they
give Malaysians because am across the Border too
MTN will change our +234 zip code to international like +299​
If I dey Onitsha call my girl for Lagos
I go be like.....
"Hello Bella, How's Nigeria today?
Uhhh.....The weather's been snowy over here in ONIT TOWN
I'm thinking to make the travel as proposed and come see
you. But am yet to book my flight
Bros, whether na bus I use come or na keke, na border we dey
cross, so na flight??
My girl will be like BEMBEE I wanna come spend the summer
vacation with you, Please
Our currency go change. We go dey use Western Union to
transfer money from Aba (now Abadeen​) to Kaduna.
If U graduated from a Nigerian University, U studied abroad....
If u're working in an FGN parastatal, u're working abroad.
NYSC​ will dieee
And we will have BB BIAFRA​
Our National Team will be the Biting Pythons Of the Byte of
BIAFRA
Our New states will be:
BIAFRA MUNICIPAL
Anambra: Anambrol AK​
Enugu: EnuHilton EN​
Imo: Imofreece OW​
Abia: Abioshinghton UM​
Ebonyi: Salt-lake Town ABK​
Edo: Edossey BEN​
BIAFRA SOUTH
Rivers: Riverton PH​
Delta: Deltron Island AS​
AkwaIbom: Santa Aquifer UY​
Cross River: Lakers Cross CAL​
We'll have our own Int'l Passports and national ID
Our own currency fit be the BIFAR
All these Dangote Lorries that transport goods from Northern
Nigeria will stop at our borders for custom check
We'll have our own football clubs and play in the CAF Cup of
Nations.
We'll play our own Classical Anthem when we make
appearances in the World Cup and Olympics.
I don tire for typing.... I'm packing my bags.
Definitely leaving Nigeria and flying to my new country

dadavivo:
go and die

sunshineV:
All I see is slay queens





That girl na ripe paw paw ooo




I must be the first to enter her tiny nunu