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2shur:
ok na sliced u wan hear.
na pidgin i dey write my gai.
shuuo
nawa om

bro u no still learn so u mean it should be "sliced your carrots" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahha

2shur:
baba dis way too complex.
na normal to fry your oil on low heat....apply curry and stir till its greenish....add your cooked meat water which consits of salt..curry and other ingredients....then apply rice..sliced aboki meshai raw pepper...apply onions..magibcubes or knor....add salt..alow it cook till its close to 15mins..then slize yur carrot to cube size...canned beans. canned maize ..and other fried rice ingredients...add abt 9mins to when rice is almost ready.stir and lastly fry your soft chicken and cubed plantain ..baba den down it with cold bottled coke under ac and watching better movies in HD.

na street wee day.
why stress your self to cook 30mins meal
with all your long format.
how many ppl geh oven.
e no favor me make i cook am easy style
dan to dey follow your instructions.
na party i dey cook for.
for this recession i go dey stress myself.
abegi
if you come on here and start writing all those copy and paste format say teaspoon this
grill that.
how many ppl dey use grill for here
abi dem tell u say nepa half bulb current of 20mins fit power water pump talk more of grill and oven.
mai friend

jesuuuus Christ of Nigeria u typed slize your carrots... what my mouth have seen my eye cannot talk.

wtf is this,it should be called white rice with small vegetables.

cybriz82:
in my opinion human are d most dangerous beingz on earth.

well spoken

Jadoskii:
bross that I neva recover from that slap oooo.....na beyonce gimme money for plastic surgery Wey I take limit am......b4 beyonce con break ma heart say I too fine..

I give up. jesusss e be like say na u teach devil how to lie.

I know that but it isn't the mosquito itself that is number 1 its the malaria parasite I understand what u guys are getting at.

pls bro how can I make my post appear at homepage immediately I post it.

Jadoskii:
omo I don dash my younger broad o

bro remember those days wey agbani darego be my side chick u wan try thief am from me she then slapped you is the palmprint still there.

last three

7: African lion
this big badass don't usually attack us but when they do the attacked person should buy a coffin in advance.their sharp teeth's and powerful jaws make them an apex predator.so take heed tourists.

6:the great white shark.

an aquatic nightmare this is.there has being an estimated 94 deaths and 345 attacks in Africa since the last century. terrifying indeed.so swimmers and beach lovers should exercise caution especially in south Africa.

5:African buffaloes.
u might be wondering why I placed herbivores as more dangerous than the badass lion and nightmare shark the reason is that buffaloes causes over a hundred deaths YEARLY in Africa when I heard that wtf was my reply.

4:Nile crocodile.
as the name suggests this is a deadly beast. there are no concrete facts but its estimated over 250 deaths in Africa are caused by this beast of killing. they live both in land and water their jaws alone can rip flesh from body in an instant.this is a terrifying killer.

3:African mosquito.
other statistical reports place mosquito as number one,I do not agree even though they cause a tremendous amount of death,the deaths are mostly caused by the female anopheles mosquito they should be categorised as parasitic insect cause a mosquito without the malaria parasite is relatively harmless.but mosquitoes cause over 750,000 deaths (W.H.O provided statistics).

2: Hippopotamus.
Nigerians remember our childhood song h-i-p for the hip..... but little did we know that this animal is responsible for over 1000 deaths annually hippos are somewhat violent and their human kills are more than that of sharks and African lion combined. BEWARE.

finally our number 1,





1: black mamba (snakes).
am even scared talking about this cold blooded killers.two drops over their venom can kill a human.WTF. they are the fastest snakes in the world and second longest.they cause over 20,000 deaths annually. snakes are known to be man's greatest enemy this proves that fact.

I would upload pics after posting these.

Jadoskii:
na true o.....I'm tell me wen I'm reach ouse......hope ur PlayStation neva spoil....

e don spoil I cry DAT day so my papa buy me like your Samsung galaxy grand 15. u still dey use am?.

Jadoskii:
Girls were the one toasting me oo...at age 12 they started flooding ma house because of the iPhone 7 my dad bought for me then.....mmm good ol days..

I was there when your dad bought it I saw him while i was buying my PlayStation 6 I even greeted him.

damn I would have given a fuk but am too lazy to do that.idgaf. :p

lol u guys are funny.

Standardst:
Am too holy!!! Please dnt spoil me!!! ;DAm too holy!!! Please dnt spoil me!!!

u have made me angry today u must spoil hehehehe.

jameslives:
I think I was 19 years old. I wasn't a spoil brat!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRxOoDAGW54

u good oh I started toasting when I was 15 joined bad gang when I was 10 .

LessNoise:
OP how old are u This forum needs cleansing... OP u no well ooo Go get yourself a diary!!!

am 17, a diary is too expensive let me send u my account number send me money I will get a diary.

NwamaziNwaAro:
Just eat your indomie, drink water and go to bed.

Dem be bad belle people

lol after devil na u oh

@ splinz u are not well, I remember those years when sani abacha was head of state I was originally supposed to be head of state but because of pity, my generosity and benevolence I gave it to abacha.see, I ain't lying bro.

I have a grudge recently with my neighbour,I need your advice. it started one evening, my mom sent me to buy something from their store indomie to be exact. I was told to buy two super pack indomie's. when I got there I found out they didn't have any super pack so I used common sense and took that one that is smaller than super pack I tuk three of those and left.I gave my mom and she agreed on my choice my sister then came and said it would have being better I got hungry man sachet.my mom agreed and I went back to meet them to change my choice to my suprise they refused saying I have already chosen they won't take it back but I normally change stuff in their hands and there was no probz.so I went back told my mom their reply. my mom with her hot temper went to meet them and asked them y. the neighbour started shouting "which kind tin b dis,na so so return una dey do na so ur son(me) go buy bread he go come return am and say e too strong .wetin!! na so yesterday he come buy mineral he cari Pepsi later he say e want mirinda.anytin una buy una must return.". I was like "WTF" DAT never hppnd am I a kid DAT will go to the fridge select a drink and come back to return it dats freaking retarded and the bloody lie was that mirinda. I hate mirinda y will I buy it.she embarrassed us badly so I decided to never set foot in that store.fellow bros and ladies was I childish or was I correct in my decision.

Splinz:
Hmm. My dear, I was precisely 88 when I knew my wife . Though I can't say same about you children of nowadays.

u are not ashamed of yourself, when I was your age I was 90.

where is the idiot that said he has big cassava.

this is a question that I would like to get your views on. I did when I was 15.

cmon guys post your memes even if its not yours just reference the owner [color=#006600][/color]

I have been busy haven't gotten time to post.also u can post if u have any memes feel free.don't forget to like share comment.tnx

good day.

guys another bunch would come tomorrow.cmonnnn pls comments it feels lonely like am talking to my self

last two for tonight.

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good morning.