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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by detunj: 11:10pm On Nov 03, 2014
gottoboy:
What's Ūя̲̅ moniker O̶̲̥̅Ϟ ᵗᴴᵋ thread?
its detunj
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by detunj: 11:08pm On Nov 03, 2014
kr0ne:
Both of you deserve to be banned. It's a 2-line diss to the nigga sitting on ur head and y'all busy writing epistles? Smh
yeah we desrve to be banned......quit d preaching and vote pls.......my days are numbered
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by detunj: 11:06pm On Nov 03, 2014
captainflash:
lWkMd. . . grin
y do u make of fun of pple.....just vote pls...mmy days are numbered
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by detunj: 11:06pm On Nov 03, 2014
captainflash:
lWkMd. . . grin
y do u make of fun if pple.....just vote pls...mmy days are numbered
Rap Battles › Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by detunj:
Wasn't here grin
Phones › Re: Gionee Pioneer P2 Discussion Thread. by detunj:
Hmmmmn
Rap Battles › Re: * * NL Official King Tournament 2014 - Sign Up Thread * * by detunj:
Smh lipsrsealed
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by detunj: 7:44pm On Nov 03, 2014
gottoboy:
ℓ̊ got Emaprince's verse Fo̶̷̩̥̊͡Я that battle, Mikuz did below Par
please my nigga kindly check dis out cause I see u are a proffesional;;;;;Hey guys please we need ur help.....check d link below and follow d diss btw #detunj and #obontami up to date.....dey are bth quacks but wnt to knw wu is beta.....so kindly please vote(cause d loser gets banned frm rap section)

This is d http://www.nairaland.com/109969/2-lines-diss-person-above/92
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by detunj: 7:43pm On Nov 03, 2014
gottoboy:
ℓ̊ got Emaprince's verse Fo̶̷̩̥̊͡Я that battle, Mikuz did below Par
please my nigga kindly check dis out;;;;;Hey guys please we need ur help.....check d link below and follow d diss btw #detunj and #obontami up to date.....dey are bth quacks but wnt to knw wu is beta.....so kindly please vote(cause d loser gets banned frm rap section)

This is d http://www.nairaland.com/109969/2-lines-diss-person-above/92
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by detunj: 7:41pm On Nov 03, 2014
detunj:
Hey guys please we need ur help.....check d link below and follow d diss btw #detunj and #obontami up to date.....dey are bth quacks but wnt to knw wu is beta.....so kindly please vote(cause d loser gets banned frm rap section)

This is d http://www.nairaland.com/109969/2-lines-diss-person-above/92
please guys it won't take 5mins of ur time
I will be offline 4 some days,and I want to see wu gt d best lines

PLEASE GUYS.....JUST 10 PPLE......PLEASE AND PLEASE AND PLEASE.....I WILL DO D SAME FOR YOU
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by detunj: 7:37pm On Nov 03, 2014
obontami:
[s][/s]

u are a fool just like ur father
ur sisters and mother are birds of same feather
they 4ck around
boy can't u see im killin u turn around
even established rappers rap in pidgin
im a eagle boy u just lil pigeon
ur suckaway digging father aint got money feed
to u
ur mother had to sleep with a madman to rise u
what a shame
ur family is so lame



hahaha

(u go hear am today)


*LAUGH OUT LOUDDDDDD*
I can see u gat no manners,u dnt deserve to breathe in air
do u knw why me and everybody diss u,because u dnt deserve to be here
Getting u outta dis thread.is d only thing dats fair


U see dey are 2 things that I want pple to vote or to battle
1).I'm sell my fone dis week and in a week or 2,ah will be receiving my parcel
2).I'm feeling down,its like I've been hit by a cattle
All I can do ryt now is sleep inside dis castle


I promise if u win d vote ah will be outta here
If u dnt promise,den ah will knw u are really scared
I wonder the joy and happiness u felt,thinking u are been feared


Till d pple votes.....please dnt reply me
Am already forcing my hands....its like they are been stepped on by a high hill

As a frenemy dt wnt u to be moderate
Dnt write (laugh out loudddd) like an illetrate
Just write lol/lmfao and dey will think u are having a good trait




PEOPLE PLEASE VOTE
IN OUR BATTLE KINDLY PLAY UR ROLE
THANKS IN ADVANCE,MAY GOD BLESS UR SOUL
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by detunj: 7:34pm On Nov 03, 2014
obontami:
[s][/s]

u are a fool just like ur father
ur sisters and mother are birds of same feather
they 4ck around
boy can't u see im killin u turn around
even established rappers rap in pidgin
im a eagle boy u just lil pigeon
ur suckaway digging father aint got money feed
to u
ur mother had to sleep with a madman to rise u
what a shame
ur family is so lame



hahaha

(u go hear am today)


*LAUGH OUT LOUDDDDDD*
I can see u gat no manners,u dnt deserve to breathe in air
do u knw why me and everybody diss u,because u dnt deserve to be here
Getting u outta dis thread.is d only thing dats fair


U see dey are 2 things that I want pple to vote or to battle
1).I'm sell my fone dis week and in a week or 2,ah will be receiving my parcel
2).I'm feeling down,its like I've been hit by a cattle
All I can do ryt now is sleep inside dis castle


I promise if u win d vote ah will be outta here
If u dnt promise,den ah will knw u are really scared
I wonder the joy and happiness u felt,thinking u are been feared


Till d pple votes.....please dnt reply me
Am already forcing my hands....its like they are been stepped on by a high hill

As a frenemy dt wnt u to be moderate
Dnt write (laugh out loudddd) like an illetrate
Just write lol/lmfao and dey will think u are having a good trait




PEOPLE PLEASE VOTE
IN OUR BATTLE KINDLY PLAY UR ROLE
THANKS IN ADVANCE,MAY GOD BLESS UR SOUL
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by detunj: 7:29pm On Nov 03, 2014
obontami:
[s][/s]

u are a fool just like ur father
ur sisters and mother are birds of same feather
they 4ck around
boy can't u see im killin u turn around
even established rappers rap in pidgin
im a eagle boy u just lil pigeon
ur suckaway digging father aint got money feed
to u
ur mother had to sleep with a madman to rise u
what a shame
ur family is so lame



hahaha

(u go hear am today)


*LAUGH OUT LOUDDDDDD*
I can see u gat no manners,u dnt deserve to breathe in air
do u knw why me and everybody diss u,because u dnt deserve to be here
Getting u outta dis thread.is d only thing dats fair


U see dey are 2 things that I want pple to vote or to battle
1).I'm sell my fone dis week and in a week or 2,ah will be receiving my parcel
2).I'm feeling down,its like I've been hit by a cattle
All I can do ryt now is sleep inside dis castle


I promise if u win d vote ah will be outta here
If u dnt promise,den ah will knw u are really scared
I wonder the joy and happiness u felt,thinking u are been feared


Till d pple votes.....please dnt reply me
Am already forcing my hands....its like they are been stepped on by a high hill

As a frenemy dt wnt u to be moderate
Dnt write (laugh out loudddd) like an illetrate
Rap Battles › Re: * * NL Official King Tournament 2014 - Sign Up Thread * * by detunj:
grin
Rap Battles › Re: * * NL Official King Tournament - Sign Up Thread For Jugdes * * by detunj:
Lolzzz
Rap Battles › Re: Fight Of The Champion: Korlinx(the Challenger) Vs Xpecail(d Champ). by detunj: 3:58pm On Nov 03, 2014
Hey guys please we need ur help.....check d link below and follow d diss btw #detunj and #obontami up to date.....dey are bth quacks but wnt to knw wu is beta.....so kindly please vote(cause d loser gets banned frm rap section)

This is d http://www.nairaland.com/109969/2-lines-diss-person-above/92
Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by detunj:
lipsrsealed
Rap Battles › Re: I Open Call Out...goshikid Vs Who?? by detunj:
undecided
Rap Battles › Re: |««BATTLE-OF-THE-LOVERBOYS|III|="I Will Kill For You" »»| by detunj:
grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by detunj: 3:53pm On Nov 03, 2014
Hey guys please we need ur help.....check d link below and follow d diss btw #detunj and #obontami up to date.....dey are bth quacks but wnt to knw wu is beta.....so kindly please vote(cause d loser gets banned frm rap section)

This is d http://www.nairaland.com/109969/2-lines-diss-person-above/92
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by detunj: 3:50pm On Nov 03, 2014
Hey guys please we need ur help.....check d link below and follow d diss btw #detunj and #obontami up to date.....dey are bth quacks but wnt to knw wu is beta.....so kindly please vote(cause d loser gets banned frm rap section)

This is d http://www.nairaland.com/109969/2-lines-diss-person-above/92
Rap Battles › Re: RAP BATTLE TOURNAMENT.. It Begins!!!!!!!(november 10th) by detunj: 3:42pm On Nov 03, 2014
Am in
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by detunj: 3:24pm On Nov 03, 2014
obontami:
hahaha coward u wanna run away cos u know im d big dawg

ur mama loose her virginity to a local dog

nowonder u barking like bingo
me no dey tire naso d thing go

ima diss u till ask ur mama who ur real father is
im too bad 4 u, ur mama knows im killing dis

ask ur mortuary attendant father
if he still got space to put ur dead body b4 i go futher
if its pigin u re speaking,dnt force english on urself
Not everybody can speak fluently,ur stupidity is measured per cell
If u take a inch out of ur street,u'll be attack by me and my cartel

Told u I want a real battle dose dt mean am a coward
Check a dictionary kid or ah solder ur brain like a motherboard
I dnt want 2 diss ur family again....its a sin...its time to move forward
But I will do u a favor and take u 2 a phsycatric fore-ward
So dy will attend to ur brainzz real quick and stop u from walking backward
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by detunj:
obontami:
niggur u a moa4cking loser
after i 4ck ur mom her punny became looser

i always PRAY to God to send me a PREY
thank God u came naw it's time pay

niggur im MADE ur mom is my MAID
Im richer dan ur father,boy im so paid

pandemonium is what im giving
people come out and vote cos obontami is winning














HAHAHA
I guess am ur dad,cause ur mama is WH0RE
D one and only time ur mama had an org@sm is when I 4ked her at d SHORE
I will strike u with my hammer like THOR
If we're to be rated 10-0 will be d fucking SCORE

If u meet my girl she will sweep u off ya FEET
U that for a 5naira note u will be on ur KNEEL
it will look like a suicide when I push u down the HILL
I am way better dan u,its been written and SEALED
When I finish with you,ur siblings will be THRILLED

If pple dosnt vote Let's battle 21 LINES
Let's ask 4 a thread and see who has d better RHYME
Av murdered u,killed u,wanna move to som1 better dan u cause ah dnt have more of ur TIME
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by detunj: 10:17am On Nov 03, 2014
obontami:
bunch of crap
im a shark in d water u just little crab

no wordplay no punchline
failure is in ur bloodline

my flows are like juju ain't about KSA songs
B4 im tru with u ur fam will gather 4 ur sevice of songs

doppe shit is what im droping
ur mother is who im mobbing
you can't rhyme against a monster,y even bother?
So many niggas av beem with ur mom,wu even knws if I'm ur father
I cnt end dis diss cause u were d starter
Christmass is near again,maybe I shud fund u cause u av never seen santa
One bullet frm ma grenade launcher nd ur whole family's body will scatter
Or shud I burn ya'll,go get me a fucking lighter



I have a proposition for you
I wanna knw d best btw us two
What do u think we shud do

Shud we ask pple to vote
The winner stays and the loser won't ever visit the rap thread,if yes QUOTE
Or I shud just continue pouring acid inside ur throat
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by detunj: 10:20pm On Nov 02, 2014
obontami:
[color=#990000][/color]

im sure ur mother was raped by some monster dickk hoodlums


ima diss u till u fall down and slump

i know father belongs to d gutter so go back to ur slum

my lyrics are always pipe up

ur mama can't control her libido so i hangg her lap up

shes on on knees giving me a blowwjob

coz ur father ain't got no job

in dis game kids like u are not allowed

keep mute cos my lyrics are so aloud
u keep repeating every word I say
Get ur lines dick,or u will have to pay

I had some crazy rumours abt you
Ah don't wnt to mention dem but ah will have to
A guy told me ur mama was fat
Ah told him...so hw abt dat?
He tld me ur mama dsnt eat real food she eat rats(alive)
D whole street gets polluted when she farts
He sed since ur family begs on d street,u butch and cook her body parts
He sed u dnt do d streetz,u beg in the motor park
Sed what he likes abt u his ur costume,which is putting on pants
He sed ur sista just left,dt 20 tyms a day she get bangs(sexx)
I asked is he thru,sed he's coming with more
Sed ur stories are kept in his store.
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by detunj: 8:03pm On Nov 02, 2014
obontami:
bitcch azz niggur u know my flow's so tiight u cant pass thru it

my lyrical bbullet in ur moa 4ck skull tell me how u gonna survive it

ur rap shiit is so lame

most pathetic dats ur surname

after im done screwing ur life up u ll be in ur pool of blood

knee down bow dis rap shit im ur lord (no contest boy)
I hate funerals but i will have to come to urs
Ah will go just to send u off
Dig up ur grave and run u over with a truck
poor acid and spit on ur motherfucking corpse
Den put ur parents in cuffs
For killing u ah will take them to d cops
If dey want to prove to be tough
Me and my goons will take them by force


But ah don't blame dem for killing u
R@ping ur mama in a swimming pool
Dat didn't trigger them,but u tried ra@ing ur sister too
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by detunj: 8:00pm On Nov 02, 2014
obontami:
bitcch azz niggur u know my flow's so tiight u cant pass thru it

my lyrical bbullet in ur moa 4ck skull tell me how u gonna survive it

ur rap shiit is so lame

most pathetic dats ur surname

after im done screwing ur life up u ll be in ur pool of blood

knee down bow dis rap shit im ur lord (no contest boy)
I hate funerals but i will have to come to urs
Ah will go just to send u off
Dig up ur grave and run u over with a truck
poor acid and spit on ur motherfucking corpse
Den put ur parents in cuffs
For killing u ah will take them to d cops
Me and my goons will take them by force
If they want to prove to be tough
But ah don't blame dem for killing u
Raping ur mama in a swimming pool
Dat didn't trigger them,but u tried raping ur sister too
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Sexual Desire A Sin? by detunj: 7:28pm On Nov 02, 2014
Maybe what d nigga wnts to ask is if masturbating is a sin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Sexual Desire A Sin? by detunj: 7:27pm On Nov 02, 2014
Maybe what d nigga wnts to ask is if masturbating a sin grin
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by detunj: 12:01pm On Nov 02, 2014
obontami:
lil homie i know ur parents left u for death when u were born

ima 4CK ur life up ain't talking 'bout pornn

ur flows are wack they are good as dead

i think may be because d cells in ur brainz are dead

when im done with u..all will be able to think about is suicide

ur moa 4CKing neck in d noose..while ur lifeless body swing side to side
can't die if I commit suicide,cause am a fucking immortal
U re such a booze child,wanting to fyt a moster..what a lifeless mortal
If I ever sight u,I will pound ur head inside a mortal(to pound yam)
Den ama catch ur soul and send it into a hell portal
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by detunj: 10:53pm On Nov 01, 2014
obontami:
tongue tongue yeah niggi u d THING

cos animals and non living things are called THINGS

U are as dead as ur flows niggi THINK
wait a second lemme get my jotter
Ur parents shudnt hv left u on d street,dy shud hv put u under d gutter
I'm d worst u can diss,reply if u wnt me to further
We're all living things but am differet frm odas
Am a vampire am a werewolf,in short am a monster
Ah will £uck(ruin) u like ah €uck(sex) pornstars

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