₦airaland Forum

ijobaooorun:
ℓ̊ fink* it's U̶̲̥̅̊ who ℓ̊s possesed ℓ̊ nid to see ur fada for serious discussion on Ђδω to take U̶̲̥̅̊ to pastor O. For deliverance

You're mad na your ancestors dey possesed

raumdeuter:
Are you sure he's your father because he's way more intelligent than you. See the calm and intelligent manner he answered you compared to your own.

It's better you ask pastor to pray for wisdom for you

Ezi ofia

vicadex07:
What an elder sees while sitting down, a child will never see even after using a ladder.

@op, your dad is a wise man. Pls listen to him and be a good boy.

On the other hand, your dad sounds like a responsible and reasonable person. How did your life end up like this. Who named you devilish killer and why did u decide to fall in love with Peoples devilish party (remember the witches and wizards endorsement).

Am sure the witches and wizards are benefitting immensely from the blood letting happening up North and that's why they have decided to support Jonathan.

Your father being a wiseman knows that Buhari will crush Boko haram(he has done it before) and that's why the association of witches and wizards are against him cos there will be no more blood for them to drink.

My father is just confused man but may He see my point and change his mind

kestolove95:
rain no dey fall. Hia o

Lie nsi eat shitt

donphilopus:
I thought you referred to APC Supporters as terrorists. Does that mean your father is a terrorist?!

You're a bastard

My father is just confused but I'll correct that mistake yet to be made


Gej till 2019

kestolove95:
Ur dad shud stop payin ur skool fees. Cox u a bad investment

Thunder fire you there

eaglechild:
I will vote for Buhari, I don't know why.
Lol

The typical mentality of most APC sheep.

Gbam my brother the thing surprise me oo

A whole my father chaiii


But chukwu ame ekwenata

Gej till 2019

focus7:
Your dad is old but he's definitely more sensible than you, as for you your sentiment has so much beclowded you that though you claim or think u are literate, I still know isome lliterates that have a better reasoning sense than you. I guess you want to know why? Many of those illiterates do not believe the certificate issue involving Buhari becos they reasoned that given the discipline and the standard of the Nigeria army it will be impossible for Buhari to rise through the ranks to level of general and much more became the head of state among several alternatives if he was not academically qualified. It takes only someone who is infested with cluelessness from been too much supportive of master clueless himself and mischief makers like the PDP to believe such certificate rouse. Go back and learn from your dad since he's an old teacher.

A person that ruled my father can never rule me

1LRNZH:
You inherited ⅛ of your dad's chromosomes.
You're incomplete.

And you inherited a dog's sperm


I hate Buhari because he's a terrorist

berem:
Your papa get sense pass you!
Instead of coming to nairaland to shout "Otu nne gi",find time to sit with him and discuss about Buhari's regime and learn.

You never get sense reach.

Documentary videos and research is enough for me


Buhari is a terrorist QED
Apc Is bokoharam


Gej till 2019


Buhari can never divide my family


Btw


I need a hot fork this night

Garrithe1st:
You're an adopted child I assume. Cos a sensible man won't bear such a profound fool as a son.

Thunder fire your ancestors there

Ewu gambia

ijobaooorun:
ℓ̊ fink* it's U̶̲̥̅̊ who ℓ̊s possesed ℓ̊ nid to see ur fada for serious discussion on Ђδω to take U̶̲̥̅̊ to pastor O. For deliverance

Fool my father is the one being sentimental here but i will convince him to follow me and hala

Gej till 2019

Thunder fire all of una wey dey talk rubbish

I was having a discussion with my father this cool evening and it's all about politics.
And am so shocked that my father said that he's voting Buhari.

The conversation between us:

Me: daddy who are you going to vote come this election (hoping to hear GEJ till 2019 from him)

Dad: am going to vote Buhari

Me: Jesus!! (shocked) but why?

Dad: Buhari is a military man and he knows the art of war more than Gej so he can easily deal with bokoharam, also his brethren (bokoharam) hausa people will listen to him more


Me: Gej is transforming Nigeria to better reviving from the state obj left it, eg our rail is working again, agricultural development, roads, etc.

Dad: Buhari will be better than Gej, he will bring peace in Nigeria Because the northerners will listen to their own.

Me: Are you following the news recently?

Dad: yes I watch tv and listen to news read news paper.

Me: Buhari is an illiterate he's not fit to rule Nigeria.

Dad: who told you?

Me: i have both written and pictured proves for you (open my gallery and show him some pics)

Dad: hmmmm but that may be propaganda

Me: nope it's not (shows him more)

Dad: all the same i prefer Buhari to Gej because he's disciplined in military.

Me: dad do you know how old Buhari is?

Dad: i know he's old because he's the head of state when i was teaching in ogbaru boys in the 80s

Me: ok so you want such old man to lead a modern Nigeria, a man that his only thinking is violence and war ( shows him the 2011 massacre) do you know that Buhari's supporters did this?

Dad: well your facts are good but am going for Buhari because Gej is weak in the military art.

Me: (getting annoyed but pretends that it's ok) but you're a retired principal and you believed that government is not made for the illiterates.
Buhari is an illiterate terrorist (shows him more links on Buhari and apc bad words) will you still vote for this man who is so bloody.


Dad: well i like Buhari and i believe he's the only one to stop bokoharam because he's brethren are involved in it and they will listen to him more than Gej.


Me: i hate Buhari soo much he's the cause of bokoharam because bokoharam started the assaults heavily since 2011 after Gej's Victory how many bombing occasions have you heard from 2010 downwards? It's obvious that they are fighting the presidency and his government. Remember everything it was high from youth corpers massacre till today. Those guys are peoples children


Dad: ok na you sabi but i just like Buhari thats all i don't know why.


Me: Gej is the best


Dad: ok let me update myself (tunes to ait news)

Me: (i hate outdated tv news thanks to nairaland am more updated than every body in my hood) stand up walk away wondering who have cast a spell on my father.


But i must convert him to Gej because that's the real deal.
Thats my new task now.

Please Gejites pray for my father and cast away the evil spirit of Buhari from him.



Still

Gej till 2019

Ngeneukwenu says "Gej is my life"
Berem says" Gej please come and fork me"
Barcanista says" i will die for Gej "
Omenka says" Gej is my mentor "
Egift says" Gej is my God"
Donphilopus says "Gej till i die"

Bloodykiller says "Gej till 2019"

Princess2be:
God Bless Jonathan!

I love you



Gej till 2019

berem:
This baby will never forgive Jonathan for failing his duty as the Commander in Chief of The Armed Forces and his failure to protect her as number one citizen of Nigeria.

Get well soon baby girl. Change is coming!

Buhari is a terrorist

Apc Is bokoharam


But we will jail Buhari for all this soon

Hopless bastard illiterate terrorist general Buhari

babamadiba:
Otu nne i, vagabond, ur father, ur mother, ancestors, goat, dog, bastard. Is dat all this dumb nigga knows how to say? Common Mehn! U rilly need to go to school.

At least am more educated than your harlot mother

Otu

babamadiba:
prove to us that u are not on drugs by telling us the full name of our president. Get the answer right? Den I'll pay for ur dinner so u wount bother ur pupsy for it.

I know your father can't pronounce it that's why you want me to give your father expo

Otu nne i


Thunder fire your ancestors there

babamadiba:
@ seun a drug addict on the lose .. let's get him tied up b4 it gets worse!

Bastard your father there
Otolo gbagbuo nna i
Otu nne i ebea
Nkita lacha gi anya ebea
Afo sagbuo nne i Otolo gbagbuo nne i



Gej till 2019


Btw

Who are you?

I don't know you
Hopless bastard vagabond
Attention seeker

babamadiba:
ah! So u still went ahead to buy and smoke that weed? Despite my warnings? U are a failure son.

Yes i smoked it to be able to fork your mother to death

asadike:
Dats true. A friend of mine even had it on her fone and we listened to it yesterday. Honestly, i don't like this, politics shouldn't b a do or die affair.

Yes but this one was played publicly


That's different case


Well as for me anything to destroy the illiterate terrorist general Buhari is welcomed

nwafuluozoh:
OP, where can I download it?

Watch and download it at YouTube

babamadiba:
have u collected money for lunch from ur dad? Go and eat Lil bro and make sure u don't use it to smoke weed this time.

Thunder fire your ancestors there

Otu nne i

Can't believe my ears today as i saw some crowd in happy mood cheering and patronising the goods of some marketers in a big truck playing and dancing to Buhari pull over song.


Well thats good marketing strategy






Gej till 2019

diluminati:
opiaku, bloddykiller, etc no one gives a fvck!

[size=18pt]GMB for Febuhari 2015

Vote Well.....[/size]

Gmb for failbuhari

Because we give a fork

Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Gej till 2019

Otu nne i

NgeneUkwenu:
Mumu Gej till Buhari dies !

Otu nne i


Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam

Buhari is a certified terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Tinubu is a bastard
Osibanjo is a vagabond
Elrufai is a midget
Obasanjo is a monkey



Gej till 2019

I keep saying it

Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam




Gej till 2019

Illiteracy is a bastard