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Goldieluks:

I can't get it

Goldieluks:

C'mon sweets, you don't have to think, ok *one eye on Iyatrustee*

xynerise: continue going. Until you die of Asphaxia. Mtchew!

Hahahahahaha

Idowuogbo: two at which time? u wan die? my own na piranha o! it get teeth.

Teeth ke? I won enter am babe. Oya open

xynerise: U don sawaa!

Park well, my last marathon record was 1hr 45minutes. Beat that

Goldieluks:

Can i've you back? No another?

Idowuogbo: Oldie go do d knacking while i organise d viagra and igbo for d nite.

Wetin your punny go come dey do? I fit pack two at a time.

Goldieluks:

Yeah, it's obvious.

Iyatrustee talk to me lovey, my Goldieluks is drifting away. I got you right?

Idowuogbo: wots going on here? who is r@ping who?

Omoge, hope you dey prepare for Felabration? You own me knacking that night African shrine *venue*

Goldieluks: Leave it, i will manage it like that.

No, i won't allow that. You deserve a satisfying screwdriver

iyatrustee: 1.5inches is more like a small crayon!

crayon?

I'm about to follow two beautiful ladies so dear to me

Goldieluks: Ok since you have decide that, i can have Joedozzy from wed-sat.
Deal?

No! that dude screwdriver is 1.5inches

iyatrustee: more like stop including mine with yours!

My lovey, Thurs - Sat, you can do whatever with me. God owns my Sunday

Goldieluks:

Stop including my name with hers.

Ok sweets let me share it properly. Mon - Weds, you have me tightly

Now that i've Goldieluks and iyatrustee, i need 3weeks recess.

xynerise: ya but pls be gentle

Hahahahahaha. Terrible Mr to the wrong Mrs hahahaha

Goldieluks:

so you really wanna taste her saggy puff puff?

I think i could use my two hands to pack one..huh?

iyatrustee:

awwww lovey, I'm spending the night with you tomorrow

Goldieluks:

that's my sweets. I could spend the night with you today

Goldieluks and Iyatrustee

Hahahahahahaha. Fata what? LOL

Goldieluks: You met who on NL?

Sweets, lets talk about us. Our strong attraction

Goldieluks: Abeg direct that stick to iya, she won't leave your( old antelope) alone.

Lololol

iyatrustee: then you have me to contend with!

Nah lovey, he wanted you not otherwise. You got me

Goldieluks:

Oh c'mon baby, we met on NL, they're just important sections

Goldieluks: What's not on your mind?

Baby, you know that already. You sure can wake a dead horse

iyatrustee: ^^^^ i see! so wats on your mind? Subsidy removal, Aluu or Boko haram

Just indoor talks, we could start from politics then we end it with romance.

Goldieluks: Why would she forget quoting it. Are you planning to touch her?

Goldie sweets *not on my mind*

kunletiwoo: She go soon pour u hot water for head ...

She loves me too much to do that. Hey dude, sholly is around...shot

xynerise: I heard cloud 9 is where lucifer lives

Lucifer ko, lucifer ni. Na who be your Sunday sch teacher?