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But they can invade in the name of helping Destabilize these shitholes and cart away their resources |
Chelsea is not a serious club Imagine you want to compete with Arsenal, City and You went for welbeck Retired old leg It's a pity. Nothing to except |
If I were a serious presidential candidate... Challenging Tinubu today... My two biggest promises would be to return subsidy to pre-2023 level... and pegging the Naira.... Atiku tried but he is scared of putting out a figure... Sowore and the SDP guys are inconsequential... Even though Tinubu is in pole position... Atiku and Obi have some base.... If I were in their shoes....I will promise taking fuel to N300..... To actualize these ...the Naira must be pegged... I will peg it at N300 to a dollar.... by fiat.... Tinubu has amassed enough reserve to defend the Naira for at least two years... today a litre of fuel is equivalent to a dollar... So I won't be paying subsidy.... but simply defending Naira with Tinubu and cardoso sweat... Leadership is not rocket science... on the day of my swearing in.... I will do opposite of what Tinubu did in Eagle square.... " Subsidy is Back " There would be jubilation across Nigeria... Many would be taking their dead and abandoned generator to repair... In the first one year .... petrol sellers would definitely be selling old stock.... so reducing fuel from N1300 to N300 would take time... I would immediately set up taskforce to crackdown on the shylock marketers... Fuel scarcity would return in full force... " leading is not rocket science"... Nigerians would groan...in queue at NNPCL stations... why black market keep prices at N1500+.. in solidarity....I will join them in fuel queues... After one year... normalcy return... in my 3rd year in office FX reserve is gone.... I no longer have institutions ready to give me dollar.... dollar scarcity returns...... Aboki becomes the king again... Aboki can exchange their dollar for N2000 ...but official rate is N300.... If you don't see it anywhere for N300 pretend you are seeing it.... Nothing is actually real in life.. Under Tinubu $1billion received from crude sales gives Nigeria N1.3 trillion... But under my govt.... it becomes N300 billion..... So all these shout of govs getting too much money disappear.... so they go back to the rosy era of not paying salaries... govs and their family will be hungry... Imported goods will be very cheap... A bag of foreign rice would be sold for N15k.. Local industries would close shops.. But I would advice their workers to embrace farming..... that's our destiny... Let's leave industrialization for oyibo... of course tax revenue will crash as imports crush all local industries... That is no big deal...as there would be no money for politicians to l00t.... Minimum wage should go back to N20,000.... Labor would resist it.... but.. " Leadership is not rocket science" I promised 4 years term... When CBN dollar dry up... Fuel scarcity returns.... industries dried up.... Salaries stopped.... Construction works stops... protest everywhere..... I will travel abroad for two weeks... Shave my beard.... When I return.... they can call me ghost and Igwe from Congo... After my tenure.... I leave my successor to either clean up the mess I left behind or swim inside the mess. Afterall " leadership is not rocket science" Anyone who thinks leadership is rocket science is the reason why the Urhobos say.... It is better to born a thief than to born a mumu... Proverbs are not for kids... Copied |
Let's be realistic Even me Go Pick Let Him Spray Dollars Everyone Likes Gift Or free stuff I picked It doesn't means I'm in poverty |
It's same mode Power increases during rainy season due to plenty water for hydroelectric generation Just that Discos have now capitalized on this They migrated me from band D to band A Cos they gave over 20hrs of light I hope they downgrade asap if things goes reverse. This their upgrade too is general, in my street when transformer has problem ,since feeder is in band A, even if we no get light we also in band A |
I wish the 18 year old star Quick recovery Amen |
The women are old Fresh legs needed |
Glo now Zaps data All their hot data package is scam |
Gotocourt:Same here my brother Once I move to new area I just tag them to improve network And they do Then I roll with glo Anytime I use MTN Piam data don finish I almost fought cos I thought someone was over using my data But fact that it happens only with MTN cools |
I Remember Saying amen To my ex that said prwyee that my gbos won't rise if I try do it with another babe. That Day.i decided To test it Lo and behold, it didn't disappoint The rise was sustained |
Let Them Hold Their Aids When You Continue To Hold A Child hand, he won't think of walking on his own Time for Africa to be free from Colonial aids |
Hemanwel:Same here My brother We are Both Cave men Chimpanzee |
Where Are The Dead Bandits Or Arrested Ones Without These It's Difficult To Say Ransome wasn't paid |
God Is Great This Is A Great News Thanks To Ayra |
I Now Noticed Suddenly All Filling Stations Have Petrol Same As Gas retail outlet. They were hoarding for gain |
SeaTrade:Get the back over To unlock the fuel consumption Just as Chelsea want to sign Amorin Yo unlock gernacho and delap |
The Kids Do Not Resemble Him Abi na my eyes |
No wonder Dangote No Send Naija Baba dey cash out With exports self No send Nigerian markets |
The Guy Should Come To Pl |
Never give the money to the wife Who was jumping dicks after the separation Who was never with him during illness Who contribute to his sickness Fact they separated likely means fishy Some women will blast it irrelevancies Some will buy clothes and jewelry Don't give to the mother Who has bad blood towards the mans family She will never release for the kids Mother who never satisfied,always asking more Mother who disowned the man even in his illness. You gat work to do Everyman takes his kids as foremost responsibility If the mother and wife looks suspicious of bad tendencies I'd rather commit to trust funds on kids behalf Or anonymously pay for kids school fees Deliveries up to secondary school level Invest the rest on their behalf too |
Lol This Governor I Have Never read about Anything he has done Even if na pant for women he no buy Baba just dey flex monthly allocations |
Such a deceit The Ibadan ikire axis is not Concrete pavement I have plied That axis severally The feel the old one and laid asphalt This is not durable as always and will not last at all. Same has the state of the road before now |
Objetivetv If You Are Nairaland God Bless You You Have spoken against the tides of time Anytime I want to drive out in Lagos I always have fears I don't know where to park, where to turn some touts changes the routine turning points especially road you aren't familiar with I pray may car doesn't develop fault Cos all these na money for the task force police I have watched them live jump Infront a vehicle driving beside me for stepping on BRT during heavy traffic @mayland ouward ojota I felt for the innocent lady. They even entered and drove the car to their station I'm as much I know how naturally stubborn Nigerians are. I believe there are better ways to enforce simple traffic rules other than constant harassment I propose the task force police in Lagos be sent to Plateau Jos to fish out the killers since they have plenty energy |
What Pained Me Most Is The Fact This Trump made me buy fuel N1350 |
So What Happens To AFCON where Congo Used Same Players |
Yayaha That auditor general Etc Stole Billions And are Walking Round The Street Poor man Thief Goat Land For jail Until We Adopt China communist style Capital punishment for any thief or corrupt person The EFCC, ICPC will identify the thief, court will drag the process and everything forgotten |
mascot87:This type of people Thinking like This Are The Ones that Believed Buhari was Jibrin from Madagascar Its Unfortunate To Be On Same platform with this thought process |
They Want To Control Open spaces But Leave Thugs and agbero Unchecked If your car spoils on the road Or you pass some areas alone You are gone One chance Smelly gutters etc |
One spurious news Said Marketers Riase price in anticipation of Dangite maintainable shutdown Instead Baba Dangote Pepper them with free distribution Dangote Is letting The public breathe At least for now Left for marketers we would Have been buying for more than 1000 |
Yoruba demon Things Gone Wrong |
Her hubby is abroad We don't Know If they Are still together Unfortunately She has a manfriend Who Killed Her To Cash out. Thank God For justice I Imagined If the manfriend victor has succeeded They making other hardworking men Look lazy Not All Tha Gilters Is Gold Let No One Pressure you Many you see living recklessly on money Are same with Victor |
That Useless Viral VIO Guy In Lagos Who goes Around with POS machine Should take note VIO Should seek better way to obtain fines Not by harassing and assault Simply link BVN of Vehicle license numbers will deduct automatically if offenders do not pay. Instead some act like demigods on road Exuberant height of irresponsibility |

