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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Congresswoman, Nancy Mace Campaigns With Photo Of Nigeria by DEXTROVERT: 5:41am On Oct 06
But they can invade in the name of helping

Destabilize these shitholes and cart away their resources
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Chelsea (3 - 0) On 18th September 2026 by DEXTROVERT: 9:22pm On Sep 18
Chelsea is not a serious club

Imagine you want to compete with Arsenal, City and
You went for welbeck

Retired old leg

It's a pity.
Nothing to except
Politics › Re: I Will Continue With Tinubu's Policy On Floating Of The Naira - Peter Obi by DEXTROVERT:
If I were a serious presidential candidate... Challenging Tinubu today...
‎
‎My two biggest promises would be to return subsidy to pre-2023 level... and pegging the Naira....
‎
‎Atiku tried but he is scared of putting out a figure...
‎
‎Sowore and the SDP guys are inconsequential...
‎
‎Even though Tinubu is in pole position... Atiku and Obi have some base....
‎
‎If I were in their shoes....I will promise taking fuel to N300.....
‎
‎To actualize these ...the Naira must be pegged...
‎
‎I will peg it at N300 to a dollar.... by fiat....
‎
‎Tinubu has amassed enough reserve to defend the Naira for at least two years...
‎
‎today a litre of fuel is equivalent to a dollar...
‎
‎So I won't be paying subsidy.... but simply defending Naira with Tinubu and cardoso sweat...
‎
‎Leadership is not rocket science... on the day of my swearing in.... I will do opposite of what Tinubu did in Eagle square....
‎
‎" Subsidy is Back "
‎
‎There would be jubilation across Nigeria...
‎
‎Many would be taking their dead and abandoned generator to repair...
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‎In the first one year .... petrol sellers would definitely be selling old stock.... so reducing fuel from N1300 to N300 would take time...
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‎I would immediately set up taskforce to crackdown on the shylock marketers...
‎
‎Fuel scarcity would return in full force...
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‎" leading is not rocket science"...
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‎Nigerians would groan...in queue at NNPCL stations... why black market keep prices at N1500+..
‎
‎in solidarity....I will join them in fuel queues...
‎
‎After one year... normalcy return... in my 3rd year in office FX reserve is gone.... I no longer have institutions ready to give me dollar.... dollar scarcity returns...... Aboki becomes the king again...

Aboki can exchange their dollar for N2000 ...but official rate is N300.... If you don't see it anywhere for N300 pretend you are seeing it.... Nothing is actually real in life..
‎
‎Under Tinubu $1billion received from crude sales gives Nigeria N1.3 trillion...
‎
‎But under my govt.... it becomes N300 billion.....
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‎So all these shout of govs getting too much money disappear.... so they go back to the rosy era of not paying salaries...
‎
govs and their family will be hungry...
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‎Imported goods will be very cheap... A bag of foreign rice would be sold for N15k.. Local industries would close shops..
‎But I would advice their workers to embrace farming..... that's our destiny...
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‎Let's leave industrialization for oyibo...
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‎of course tax revenue will crash as imports crush all local industries...
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‎That is no big deal...as there would be no money for politicians to l00t....
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‎Minimum wage should go back to N20,000.... Labor would resist it.... but..
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‎" Leadership is not rocket science"
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‎I promised 4 years term...
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‎When CBN dollar dry up...
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‎Fuel scarcity returns....
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‎industries dried up....
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‎Salaries stopped....
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‎Construction works stops...
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‎protest everywhere.....
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‎I will travel abroad for two weeks...
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‎Shave my beard....
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‎When I return.... they can call me ghost and Igwe from Congo...
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‎After my tenure.... I leave my successor to either clean up the mess I left behind or swim inside the mess.
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‎Afterall " leadership is not rocket science"
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‎Anyone who thinks leadership is rocket science is the reason why the Urhobos say....
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‎It is better to born a thief than to born a mumu...
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‎Proverbs are not for kids...
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Politics › Re: Man Sprays ₦200 Notes From Moving Car, Viral Video Sparks Outrage (photos/ by DEXTROVERT: 12:05pm On Aug 25
Let's be realistic

Even me
Go
Pick
Let
Him
Spray
Dollars

Everyone
Likes
Gift
Or free stuff

I picked
It doesn't means I'm in poverty
Nairaland General › Re: How Is Electricity In Your Area? by DEXTROVERT: 9:23am On Aug 24
It's same mode

Power increases during rainy season due to plenty water for hydroelectric generation

Just that

Discos have now capitalized on this

They migrated me from band D to band A
Cos they gave over 20hrs of light

I hope they downgrade asap if things goes reverse.

This their upgrade too is general, in my street when transformer has problem ,since feeder is in band A, even if we no get light we also in band A
Sports › Re: Katsina United Player, Ozor Chinedu, Found Alive In Mortuary by DEXTROVERT: 12:11pm On Aug 12
I wish the
18 year old star
Quick recovery

Amen
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs S.Africa: WAFCON World Cup Playoff Qualifiers (1 -2) On 13th Aug 2026 by DEXTROVERT: 8:53am On Aug 10
The women are old
Fresh legs needed
Phones › Re: Globacom Leads Nigeria's Internet Subscriber Growth by DEXTROVERT: 4:41pm On Aug 07
Glo now Zaps data
All their hot data package is scam
Phones › Re: Apart From Me, Who Else Noticed This About MTN Data? by DEXTROVERT: 1:31pm On Jul 31
Gotocourt:
Na GLO dey epp me cool
Same here my brother

Once I move to new area
I just tag them to improve network
And they do
Then I roll with glo

Anytime I use MTN
Piam data don finish
I almost fought cos I thought someone was over using my data
But fact that it happens only with MTN cools
Family › Re: Nigerian Man Publicly Vows Never To Cheat Before Wife Brings Him To Canada(Video by DEXTROVERT: 12:07pm On Jul 22
I
Remember
Saying amen
To my ex that said prwyee that my gbos won't rise if I try do it with another babe.

That
Day.i decided
To test it
Lo and behold, it didn't disappoint
The rise was sustained
Politics › Re: US Votes To Withhold 100% Of Aid To Nigeria Over Christian Persecution by DEXTROVERT: 9:18pm On Jul 16
Let
Them
Hold
Their
Aids

When
You
Continue
To
Hold
A
Child hand, he won't think of walking on his own

Time for
Africa to be free from
Colonial aids
Phones › Re: Is T2 Mobile (9mobile) Dead? Are They Making Profit? by DEXTROVERT: 7:32am On Jul 14
Hemanwel:
Wonders shall never cease! So 9Mobile is now T2mobile and I am just getting to know it??

I musta been living in a cave for me not to be aware.
Same here
My brother
We are
Both
Cave men
Chimpanzee
Nairaland General › Re: Soldier Expresses Gratitude For Praises After Oyo Kidnap Rescue Mission by DEXTROVERT: 3:09am On Jul 11
Where
Are
The Dead
Bandits
Or
Arrested
Ones

Without
These
It's
Difficult
To
Say
Ransome wasn't paid
Celebrities › Re: Ayra Starr Tries Aboki Roadside Bread And Egg, See Her Reaction ( Photos/Video) by DEXTROVERT: 12:15pm On Jul 10
God
Is
Great
This
Is
A
Great
News

Thanks
To
Ayra
Business › Re: Dangote Refinery Slashes Petrol Gantry Price By ₦75/Litre by DEXTROVERT: 6:55am On Jun 16
I
Now
Noticed
Suddenly
All
Filling
Stations
Have
Petrol

Same
As
Gas retail outlet.

They were hoarding for gain
Car Talk › Re: Bought A Brand New Toyota Hilux 2025,my Experience. by DEXTROVERT: 5:57pm On May 26
SeaTrade:
N63m ,3.150m for comprehensive insurance,
66.150m total.
Motherfuckers say I gats buy the back cover too separate,another 3m angry
Thanks!
Get the back over
To unlock the fuel consumption

Just as Chelsea want to sign Amorin
Yo unlock gernacho and delap
Celebrities › Re: Tobi Bakre And His Children Wear Arsenal Jerseys by DEXTROVERT: 8:12pm On May 20
The
Kids
Do
Not
Resemble
Him

Abi na my eyes
Business › Re: Dangote Refinery Export 1.66 Bn Litres Of Fuel In April Amid Middle East Tension by DEXTROVERT: 7:08am On May 13
No wonder
Dangote
No
Send
Naija

Baba dey cash out
With exports self
No send Nigerian markets
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Osimhen Leads Galatasaray To Turkish Super Lig Title by DEXTROVERT: 7:10am On May 10
The
Guy
Should
Come
To
Pl
Family › Re: Who Should I Give the Money, The Wife, Sibling,Mother Or Charity - Advise Needed by DEXTROVERT: 4:58am On Apr 29
Never give the money to the wife
Who was jumping dicks after the separation
Who was never with him during illness
Who contribute to his sickness
Fact they separated likely means fishy
Some women will blast it irrelevancies
Some will buy clothes and jewelry

Don't give to the mother
Who has bad blood towards the mans family
She will never release for the kids
Mother who never satisfied,always asking more
Mother who disowned the man even in his illness.

You gat work to do

Everyman takes his kids as foremost responsibility
If the mother and wife looks suspicious of bad tendencies
I'd rather commit to trust funds on kids behalf
Or anonymously pay for kids school fees
Deliveries up to secondary school level
Invest the rest on their behalf too
Politics › Re: If Reelection Didn’t Work,i’ll Go To Classroom,if It's Doesn't Favour Me - Kefas by DEXTROVERT: 7:36pm On Apr 27
Lol

This
Governor
I
Have
Never read about
Anything he has done

Even if na pant for women he no buy
Baba just dey flex monthly allocations
Travel › Re: Update On Reconstruction Of 108km Ibadan-Ife-Ilesa Road by DEXTROVERT: 5:17am On Apr 17
Such a deceit

The Ibadan ikire axis is not
Concrete pavement
I have plied
That axis severally
The feel the old one and laid asphalt
This is not durable as always and will not last at all. Same has the state of the road before now
Crime › Re: Lagos CP Orders Withdrawal Of Task Force From Traffic Control Duties by DEXTROVERT: 6:19am On Apr 01
Objetivetv
If
You
Are
Nairaland

God
Bless
You

You
Have spoken against the tides of time

Anytime I want to drive out in Lagos
I always have fears
I don't know where to park,
where to turn some touts changes the routine turning points especially road you aren't familiar with
I pray may car doesn't develop fault
Cos all these na money for the task force police

I have watched them live jump Infront a vehicle driving beside me for stepping on BRT during heavy traffic @mayland ouward ojota I felt for the innocent lady.
They even entered and drove the car to their station

I'm as much I know how naturally stubborn Nigerians are.
I believe there are better ways to enforce simple traffic rules other than constant harassment
I propose the task force police in Lagos be sent to Plateau Jos to fish out the killers since they have plenty energy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran's Foreign Ministry Denies Tehran-washington Talks by DEXTROVERT: 3:56pm On Mar 23
What
Pained
Me
Most
Is
The
Fact
This Trump made me buy fuel N1350
Sports › Re: *FIFA Has Finally Ruled On The Case Between Super Eagles Of Nigeria And DR Congo by DEXTROVERT: 7:21pm On Feb 16
So
What
Happens
To
AFCON
where
Congo
Used
Same
Players
Crime › Re: How Lagos Man, Bello Samuel Allegedly Stole Company’s ₦90 Million, Fled To Ekiti by DEXTROVERT: 8:12am On Feb 04
Yayaha
That auditor general
Etc
Stole
Billions
And are
Walking
Round
The
Street


Poor man
Thief
Goat
Land
For jail

Until
We
Adopt
China communist style
Capital punishment for any thief or corrupt person
The EFCC, ICPC will identify the thief, court will drag the process and everything forgotten
Sports › Re: Morocco Vs Senegal: AFCON 2025 Finals (0 - 1) On 18th January 2026 by DEXTROVERT: 10:34pm On Jan 18
mascot87:
You are not a wise person. It is obvious that guy was asked to miss that penalty deliberately. If he had scored it and Morocco wins, it wouldn't be an honourable win and for decades to come, that won wouldn't be rated at all.
This type of people
Thinking like
This
Are
The
Ones that
Believed Buhari was Jibrin from Madagascar

Its
Unfortunate
To
Be
On
Same platform with this thought process
Politics › Re: Why Lagos Must Check Unregulated Activities On Public Spaces – Commissioner by DEXTROVERT: 9:16am On Jan 08
They
Want
To
Control
Open spaces

But
Leave
Thugs and agbero
Unchecked

If your car spoils on the road
Or you pass some areas alone
You are gone
One chance
Smelly gutters etc
Politics › Re: Marketers Expect Lower Petrol Prices As Dangote Finalises Plan For Free Distribu by DEXTROVERT: 6:12pm On Jan 05
One spurious news
Said
Marketers
Riase price in anticipation of
Dangite maintainable shutdown

Instead
Baba
Dangote
Pepper them with free distribution

Dangote
Is letting
The public breathe
At least for now

Left for marketers we would
Have been buying for more than 1000
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Sued In The US For Promising Marriage To A Lady And Later Ghost Her by DEXTROVERT: 9:20am On Dec 24, 2025
Yoruba demon
Things
Gone
Wrong
Crime › Re: How Lasisi Funmilayo & Daughter Sewa Were Killed By Boyfriend Victor Fajemirokun by DEXTROVERT: 3:12pm On Dec 06, 2025
Her hubby is abroad
We don't
Know
If they
Are still together
Unfortunately
She has a manfriend
Who
Killed
Her
To
Cash out.

Thank
God
For justice

I
Imagined
If the manfriend victor has succeeded
They making other hardworking men
Look lazy

Not
All
Tha
Gilters
Is
Gold

Let
No
One
Pressure you
Many you see living recklessly on money
Are same with Victor
Politics › Re: VIO Heads To Supreme Court After Losing Vehicle Impoundment Appeal by DEXTROVERT: 8:08am On Dec 05, 2025
That
Useless
Viral
VIO
Guy
In
Lagos
Who goes
Around with POS machine
Should take note

VIO
Should seek better way to obtain fines
Not by harassing and assault

Simply link BVN of
Vehicle license numbers will deduct automatically if offenders do not pay.

Instead some act like demigods on road
Exuberant height of irresponsibility

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