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So I went to a pool on sunday with a friend just to cool off. The instructor mandated us to shower before entering the pool even though we had just taken our bath before leaving house, Why is these so?

ishiamu:
Is only Gej we know and he's the one to lead us to the promise land amen

I presume you are speaking for yourself and your family.

seriousbabe:
@Op, I think you didn't name this thread right
It should have been. " I am so dumb that my boyfriend got married behind my back"

Because seriously, was it love or just your silliness that made you blind to the signs. I am sure there must have been signs.

At least this is a good lesson for you. Next time you would use not just your heart in a relationship, you would also use your head.

About the suicide, you are free to make your decision

Why you gotta be so mean?

theorbiters:
No dear, it is not about falling for anyone here, it is more like socialising and getting in touch with different personalities here.
Find the right calibre of people u wanna get to know and strike a balance with the rest. Don't everything here too serious.

What am I saying sef! Sha enjoy it

This one that you are using style to enter her parole, u better go straight to the point before it's too late. Remember, no be who first call police dey win case o

Same reason why ugly guys like me have feelings for fine girls. Opposite attracts.

Nneka123:
Everyone getting pregnant! lovely!

More reason why u should hurry and get yours.

pretydiva:
Na pregnancy dey reign now congratulations 2 her tho

Na your own we dey wait for now

VickyyB:
Ugly short boy.
Even his money won't turn me on.

Trust me, he doesn't do your type.

firstEVA:
why do you think Naija girls are not funny?

Well like I said, 8 out of 10 girls i've met are dry as mess

This is just a reflection of the female Nigerian population who are not funny. 8 out of 10 naija girls i've met are dry as fvck.

mirexxx:
buy her a puppy

Go on.. *Grabs pen and book*

Pls i'm confused. Is it actually OBO as in pu.ssy or what?

Ratchet ho.es is all i see

ToyozzieTohBad:
somebody should kill me now...i cant believe dis h03 is married oooooo

Married to a white breed. Those blokes can marry a dog so no surprise.

Aminat508:
Abeg, why do guys always go for lepa instead of orobo? Wetin orobo do you? Abeg I need ya contribution and ya suggestion...

To unzip that zip for your display pix just dey hungry me

Davido cos the dude has had an amazing year and has stayed free of controversy

LaurelP:
If u get an average of 5 girls seeking ur attention per day, won't u behave dat way?
Its d way our guys worship dem like God dat makes dem behave so.

Even on dis forum, haven't u seen guys opening threads to profess love and worship ladies. Next thing she feels on top of d world. Such mumu things only happen here

Are u sure u are a lady?

born2fuckpussy:
Which kind Oga npe crew! U bi bolo, I will rather die in battle with the caller himself.

Real nigga

Tv continental, Radio continental, Oriental hotel, deoux logistics, BT diagnostics center, 50% stake in the lekki tolling system and many more that even fashola does not know.

Mprex:
hahahahahaha Owk. How much do you wish to be paid per month

If you employ me, I won't collect a die. Just allow me to be working 'under you'

Ya'll calling Angelina jolie ugly are the biggest retards i've ever seen.... Yuck, such idiocy.

I actually came here for the picture of the vaginna. Words can't explain how disappointed I am.

HayTeeHem:
I can't even remember the last guy I kissed! chaii! iyaff teh o! #teamCelibateAndLovingIt

It's all fun and cool till cobwebs start growing there.

Cutehector4u:
I think ur being used.... As a matter of fact, he aint ur boyfriend...no boyfrnd will do dat... Date his boss nd tell his boss to get him sacked... As a paybak

Beht why are you this wicked *Sighs*

It used to be my D but ladies don't find it intimidating anymore (for whatever reason) but now sha I think it should be my height.

I'm not proud of doing this but I can understand the plight of the young lady... Anyways try to get a certain pill called MISOPROSTOL it usually comes in 200mg so you'll buy 4 and insert the 4 inside the vagiina and wait for a while, then go for a warm shower. You will notice a slight bloody fluid flowing out after about an hour or so, that should be all.
N.B: you can only get it in a big pharmacy and the cost depends on the location.

gede7744:
do u think everybody is a murderer like d girls u associate with?

Can you swear with your life that, at a point in your life, You've never done one?

Mesef i'm also searching but I doubt if the Op can role with a guy like me.

Two weeks max. #NoTime

lalasticala:
THIS SPACE IS AVAILABLE FOR ADVERTS AND BOOKINGS

How much?

Story for the gods..... *sips alomo*