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Dfrenzy Ent
Present
Dfrenzy
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Oya, pay me
Dfrenzy arrives at the long ATM queue, "omo, 2pm and man pikin never fit see food to choi today, the kind hunger when dey hammer me eh, ah! Buhari just dey frustrate the whole street. This line sef, come long like say na heaven person wan enter. Baba God, abeg let this line move fast make I collect this my last N1,500 take go see front. And fresh Nk be say she go show today o, ah! See wahala, this N1,500 sef non go even reach to buy refreshment for that babe. Abeg, abeg, na to just switch off my phone and, lock myself indoors na sure pass. Person can't fit kill himself because of this Lagos babes them.
About 45 minutes later, left alone at the ATM was Dfrenzy and the man who was ahead of him, who has been withdrawing for over the last 5 minutes now.
Dfrenzy : boss, boss, I dey hail o...
Man : any problem?
Dfrenzy : no o boss, I just wan ask, abeg non vex o, you wan finish the money for the machine?
Man : my friend, what kind of stupid question is that?
Dfrenzy : sorry boss, non vex, na the hunger when dey wire me dey confuse me.
Man : sorry for yourself, and so, if you are hungry, how is that my business? All these lazy Nigeria youth
Dfrenzy : Oga, non vex
Man : nonsense
He hissed, and continued with his withdrawal and several minutes later, the ATM showed "out of cash", with a frustrated hiss, the man left. Dfrenzy "ah! Na which kind life be this? Full long line use 45 minutes take withdraw money and the money still remain, this mumu with he big head dey use over 1 hour take dey finish full ATM machine, whether na him get money pass, I non even know for am. Now, I gats walk for about 30 minutes before I go reach the next ATM machine, on top of this hunger. Ah! Na wa o. About 30 minutes later, Dfrenzy arrived at the next ATM machine, where he met with a queue even longer than than the one he initially met at the first ATM centre. "Oh Lord, na when this one wan take reach my turn today, make devil come do am say, like two to three of that mumu family member come still dey here". About an hour and thirty minutes later, it got to the man in front of him, who has been withdrawing for over the past five minutes. On closer observation, Dfrenzy realized that, it was the same man that emptied the cash at the first ATM centre but, was putting on different clothes. "Ah! Oga, you again? I hope say, you non plan to retry that nonsense you try that first time?". The man looked at him, hissed and continued with his withdrawal. Several minutes later, the ATM machine showed "out of cash". "Ah! Ogbeni, you don did it again, only you, finish two ATM machine in a row, na only God na know how many you don dey finish dey come since morning. You go come, finish am, go house, bathe, eat, change clothes then, come continue again, na you get money pass abi? Almost 7pm now, since morning I never chop, abi them tell you say I dey fast? Even if I dey fast sef, non be six to six be the highest? Na you them wan use abi? Oya, pay me, thank God say the money na only N1,500. I go use my phone take do the transfer to your account. Oga, oya pay me now o, after all, you get money pass ATM. Oga, non let me vex loose my hunger on you o, oya pay me joor!!!

Good day people, yesterday was my birthday and, my phone still dey give me issues also. Abeg make una enjoy this one.
Now, we all know that the fall of man was at THE OLD TESTAMENT. At the GENESIS of the fall, there was an EXODUS of the LEVITICUS in large NUMBERS into DEUTERONOMY. While there, JOSHUA was able to convince the JUDGES that, RUTH actually could not differentiate the FIRST SAMUEL from the SECOND SAMUEL, hence the fall. The FIRST KINGS entirely ignored this matter, it was during the era of the SECOND KINGS that, the FIRST CHRONICLES were eventually opened but, it was in the SECOND CHRONICLES that, a document of EZRA was discovered, stating that, NEHEMIAH's love for ESTHER, was behind all the lost that JOB had suffered. Since not all could sing in PSALMS like David, in PROVERBS, the ECCLESIASTES recomposed a SONG OF SOLOMON for their prophet ISAIAH regarding JEREMIAH, in hopes that he would be able to bring an end to their on going LAMENTATIONS. By then, EZEKIEL had already thrown DANIEL into the Lion's den of HOSEA, JOEL even confided in AMOS that, it wasn't a fish but rather, OBADIAH who swallowed JONAH. Hmmm! Prophet MICAH, discerning in the spirit, realized that with the wisdom of NAHUM and the knowledge of HABAKKUK, King ZEPHANIAH could fully return his people of HAGGAI back to God. Just then, the palace doors burst open and, ZECHARIAH staggered in looking exhausted, he just returned from MALACHI and, was well informed that, the total salvation that the kingdom sought, has now be moved to THE NEW TESTAMENT.

Dfrenzy Ent
Present
The Concert
(ROLL CALL)
Tv Presnter : Hi viewers, we are at the National stadium here in Lagos, Nigeria and going down live is the biggest gospel concert in the world, the EXPERIENCE GLOBAL GOSPEL CONCERT. People, I can tell you that, it's crazy and ecstatic out here. Performing next on stage, is the concert main headliner, the one and only Dfrenzy and, i can tell you that right now, the crowd is already in a frenzy mode. This guy has remain mostly unseen, despite haven being, mesmerizing the gospel scene, ever since his hot and blazing, amazing gospel rap single, Fresh and Flourishing hit up the scene. The anointing is real people, the blind sees, the deaf hears, the lame walks, the barren are fruitful. I even heard that those who are privilege to meet one on one with him becomes fruitful faster. Well viewers, I will have to leave you now because, I came today, in hopes of having a MANPOWER ENCOUNTER.
Event backstage...
Dfrenzy, dressed in black on black, putting on a dark shade and, sitting alone, in a dark corner in a dark night. The voice of MAMA T frantically giving out instructions to someone, brought him back from his reverie, with a smile on his face, he soliloquize "that one, I sure say, even if angel MICHAEL show for this event, she go personally search am. See me, see gobe o, na play na im I dey play do rap song o, all this people just use vex take am serious". The voice of EBRUBA whispering into his ear from behind, cut through his thought once again, "Dfrenzy, you will be up in five minutes, hope you are good?", with a gentle nod of the head, he dismissed her. "I good na, na how I non go good? Non be so una wan use Ebiyor take kill me that year? I go always survive", he thought again, from where he was sitting, he could slightly see EMMANUEL and EMMANUELA standing very close to each other some distance away, "hopefully they are still handling logistical issues because, that EMMA... eh", his GLADYS knew no bound when he saw DOTUN walking to him, before he could even reach for the chair close to him and take his seat, he said "Dotun, pass me",
Dotun : Dfrenzy, I non grab"
Dfrenzy : Dotun, pass me the kush
Dotun : Dfrenzy, you wan dope for gospel concert?"
Dfrenzy (agitated) : ogbeni, pass me sKAY jare, abi dem tell you say na ordinary eye DAVID take face Goliath? Or you think say na everything dem go yarn you for bible?"
Today was a FRIDAY and, if not for this concert, he for dey for Island dey chill with MILTON and COLLINS by now and, maybe ELIZABETH for even dey around today sef. It was KINGLEY who came to inform him that, it was time. After taking a couple of drags, he was now feeling like HECTOR before the arrival of Hercules and, facing the opposite direction, he quickly and codedly took in the last drag, emptied the remaining codeine mix with amaruler in a mineral bottle, that he has been sipping. He reached out for the spray in a small compartment of his carry along bag on the floor close to him and, brought out his spray, which he generously used on himself, "na...so..., I go kill dem today, waffi non fit hear am say I fall hand" he spoke to himself. Keeping back the spray, he realized that, he hasn't even touched the pack of food brought for him by REGINA, about an hour ago, "after show things", with a very loud shout of "NA...SO..." He dashed off for stage.
STAGE
Stepping on the stage was a magical moment for the crowd, thousands of people screaming and going wild, the anointed one is here. Dfrenzy, energetic as ever, bounced from one end of the stage to the other, shouting "na...so..., na...so..., na...so...", non stop. Taking off his dark shade, he threw it into the crowd, more screams. Next, his shirt went off, the crowd went delirious, he kick off his shoes and, the uproar was earth quaking. Then, he laid down on the stage, they were amazed, rapper when sabi worship, na where you dey see am? They were speaking in tongues, giving praise and giving thanks, it only took the passage of time before they realized that their Dfrenzy, don sleep go far!!!

Dfrenzy Ent.
Present
Dfrenzy
In
The Conquest.
About a hundred or more demons left to to slain and, fresh and flourishing, shall be attain. One shall chase a thousand, the code book said but, they were more. Also, at the rear was the dragon, threateningly spitting around it's consuming flame. I was covered in blood and, down on one knee, flesh badly lacerated. Through blood soaked eyes, I could still see them quickly closing in. Too weak to lift up the sword and, too faint to pick up the shield. Surrounded and greatly outnumbered, the sly smile on the dragon's face said it all, it's over. Summoning every ounce of strength left in me, I slowly and painfully staggered up to my feet, the weight of the bartered breastplate, making every movement almost impossible. The dragon's expression changed rapidly, from smile to bewilderment, to visible enragement. With an ear deafening scream, it gave the order. I could see the fiery darts, spears and arrows that were about to be unleash. Then, I heard a whisper, "dfrenzy, say the word". Oh! The word! How could I have ever forgotten the word? The word was my only hope now. With quivering lips, a pounding heart and shutting my eyes closed, I shouted it out, as loud as I could. "NO WEAPON, FORMED AGAINST ME, SHALL PROSPER!!!"

Yes, it's another beautiful day that the Lord has made and we will be glad and rejoice in it. Yesterday service was wow! Very vital message though because, these days, children are doing things. Remind me of Johnbull that year. Check out; Felix went to Johnbull's house, knocked at the door, which was slightly open but, got no response. So, he knocked again. This time around, he heard a faint "come in". Opening the door wide, he went inside. On getting inside, he saw Johnbull's dad, sitting down on the couch, hand on jaw and in deep thought, not even bothering to look at the just entered guest. After some moment of silence;
Felix : Good afternoon Sir
Papa Johnbull : Good afternoon my son
Again silence...
Felix : Sir, I came to report one of your son
Papa Johnbull : Johnbull, abi?
Felix : Yes Sir
Silence...
Felix : Sir, last two weeks, while we were on break, someone saw him taking my N10,000 lesson fees from my school bag, no one has seen him again since then
Papa Johnbull (still in the same position) : N10,000? You are even lucky sef, last week, is it not his mother N50,000 that he stole?
Felix : JESUS! N50,000
Papa Johnbull : (same position) You are shouting Jesus, three days ago is it not my N100,000 he stole?
Felix : (falling down on the rug and wailing) Ah! Why? Johnbull why? Sir, didn't you people report him to the police?
Papa Johhbull : We did and, they arrested him
Felix : Good for him, am very sure that, after some days at the Nigeria Police station, he will surely change his ways
Papa Johnbull : (same position) They returned him back the next day
Felix : How possible is that? What happened?
Papa Johnbull : They said that, he stole their check point money.

Oya na, Lagos peeps them, check if your FM station dey here. Enjoy.
I am Dfrenzy, a child of God and INSPIRATION is where I reside. I realized that, you need more than RAYPOWER to get to the MAX. So, without even a KISS for my mum, I picked up my bag in a rush, and came to EKO in a bus. TRAFFIC and FAAJI is all you hear LAGOS TALKS, but the CITY has got more diversity and colours than a RAINBOW does. Here, WAZOBIA truly comes alive and you really can see in details, every bit of NIGERIA INFO. A METRO city with an URBAN lifestyle, it's vibrancy has made it to be known as a YOUTH CITY. The melodious RHYTHM and vibes of SMOOTH, CLASSIC, NAIJA and every other type of tunes, BEAT non stop, so we are now caught up, in a SOUNDCITY. COOL, calm and collected but, I am Dfrenzy, I am BRILA, and l am a STAR shooting for the utmost TOP !!!

Hi people, my name is Ebhowe Daniel Ehi (Dfrenzy), am your all round naija guy, am first of all, a child of God, an inspiration, a rapper, MC, dancer, comedian, a creative writer, a network marketer, a chess player and lots more I never even discover yet, also you can contact me for any goods you might need to procure from warehouse. The purpose of this room is to create a forum where despite all the issues going on all around today, we can still find a nice spot to chill, have quality fun and get inspired. I promise, you gonna have a swell time by the special grace of God.

I heard the song over the radio and want to download it. Please, I need link.

Hi people, how about some positive self and national declaration, in these times? Listen and be bless, inspire and motivated. You need a proof there is a God?

House, I dey hail o, abeg I like get update for one
concept like that, base on how e dey go eh, and
unto say talent full body dey trow way, I wan go
into shooting of comedy videos, please I want to know what it cost to shoot a short 5 minutes video and if it is cheaper to short cartoon videos instead. Thanks for your response in advance.

House, I dey hail o, abeg I like get update for one concept like that, base on how e dey go eh, and unto say talent full body dey trow way, I wan go into shooting of comedy videos

LaEvilIMiss:
Lagos for the next 5 months -why?

K

LaEvilIMiss:
Chief.. I play chess on a humble level. if you need a challenge simply create an online profile on ICC and play with "Titled" players

https://store.chessclub.com/customer/account/create/

Thanks, Where you at?

Please, I need a chess challenger, am at Odolowu, ijesha, Lagos.

Hi, am a good chess player/tutor, I reside at Odolowu street, at ijesha, Lagos. Anyone interested in learning or playing should let me know.

akthedream1:
ESE WON HEAD OF HOUSE... ESE LEAD THE HOUSE TO 100% WAGER... ESE KILLED THE DANCE FLOOR.. ESE HAD A FIGHT WITH TBOSS... AND EXPOSED UREL... ESE HUMBLED BISOLA IN TERMS OF BEING LOUD. ESE GAVE BISOLA HINT TONY IS MARRIED WITH KIDS... ESE MADE JACUZZI FUN TO WATCH..
ALL THESE IN JUST 2 WEEKS.. ESE NA LEGEND..

Ese made Gifty so uncomfortable she had to report her to Biggie
Ese made Uriel to cry in the diary room
Please, how did she give Bisola hint about TTT marital status.

Please, I heard Ese told Bisola something about TTT yesterday's morning before she left. Please, what's it? Hope she didn't tell her about his marriage o...

Papiikush:
With the way TTT is doing, I am afraid the ninjas will even get more votes than him. Next time he is up for eviction

craze !!!

#Isitmyfault that am on BBN thread on Nairaland?

Page 1 2 3 4 ...I dey hail o...

PrincessKab:
According to what they told fellow housemates, Bally was the black sheep of his family, he said so himself, and that he didn't go to school, while Efe graduated from the University of His. I personally know someone who knows Efe, and were in the same class, he didn't have any delay with any course unlike others in his department.

But guy why na? How you go say Bally non go school? Bally was only telling Debbie-rise that he was the black sheep of his family because of his many misdemeanours and that in his family, he's the only one without a masters degree. Shooo, Bally when school for US?

confession confession Kemen, you don hammer this night.

Na wa, na real wa. All this fight just because of Big Brother when non go share money reach una. Na wa, na real wa.

MizOmalicha:
BIKO d girl in the movie The Outlaws showing on channel 154 AMFam is dat Bisola?

Ya

Na wa, na real wa. Gifty non know banky w and yesterday she non know Falz the bad guy.

Dear haters/critics/analyst,
How are you faring today? First of all, you don chop today? If so, hope you remember taking your bath. I have been in this BBN house for a while now trying my possible best to utilise this platform to create a better life for myself, family, friends, acquaintances and hopefully make a meaningful impact in my generation. Like you already know, am isolated from communication and the outside world. However, through the numerous guests visiting us and, subtle hints from the show host, Mr Ebuka, I have come to realise that, my life is no longer your entertainment but your obsession. You hide behind your phone/computer screen 24/7 and voice how much of a loose girl I am, how am just a boring overrated warri boy, how my lips can swallow a face, how I love chasing small small boys, how am a gay and so on and so forth. Na wa, na real wa. Mr/mrs perfect, am sorry am only human. KEEP MAKING MY LIFE YOUR PROBLEM WHILE I CHASE MY DREAMS. Bye for now.
Thanks.
BBN 2017, housemates.

eosigwe:
was it yesterdays discussion? cos last night when he came back to the house, he said he was already planning to release another EP and then shoot a video if he didn't come back . Also BBN has brought him to limelight. Cos bloggers were charging him 100k to put his song on their blog. He had to put it in iTunes. So you actually have to buy the song and he has made little gain there. Bloggers would have to buy the song now and put it in there site so we people can download.

The guy get sense. Right now people are looking for Lagos EP

Thanks man, although I meant today but, thanks all the same.

vladimiros:
He was giving Debbie advice on focusing on music only, then moving on to other things..

He said his E.P made him 100k in Jos, because he was popular there..

Thanks man, really appreciate.

Please, who followed Efe and Debbie conversation keenly? He said something about making N100,000 from his EP. I didn't properly get him, please did anyone listened?

akthedream:
If Bally is nominatef for possible eviction,he can use it to save himself....... But he has to decide if he will use it or not before the nomination for possible eviction starts

Thanks man.

BBnaija nairaland housemates, I dey hail o, abeg na wetin biggie tell Bally about the green card? My gen just off yesterday for that part when biggie be dey explain to am as the green card go work.

Geh geh... shit is about to get real. Soma vs Gifty.