crizzy:

ignored. . .#mouth-odour

thats wat u get wen u BITE, BITER
BITER BITER BITER BITER BITER BITER BITER BITER

ojoawo:

I ϑøπ tire for all these wannabes newbies comin @ me......
Motherfocka, if you too lazy to grow up, f.uck off

U copied my texts from FB ђεƦe, get a life

someone's scared

sleakid: Lolz diz is getting out of hands...
Now i think it calls for an official battle between OJOAWO VS DHANY.. No opting out please except someone is scared...

yeah except SOMEONE's scared

sleakid: Dhany watz yah peee? I hailed what i saw..
If yhu gat beef with d nucca, abeg sort it out with him.

yall just a bunch of wackies heere

bt ama change that

am making a open callout to ojoawo right here

ojoawo: This will be a quick guide to writing creatively as i know it. Any quoted lines are my personal material unless cited otherwise, however, I may have taken some concepts from other emcees to provide the BEST example i could...therefore, i do not take credit for all inventing all concepts shown. DO NOT TAKE THE EXAMPLES OFFERED. Instead, use them as a guide to write your own.

Lets start with some basic terminology.
CHAPTER 1: COMMON TERMINOLOGY

Punches: A diss to your opponent...any rhyming statement used to put down or belittle your opponent.

Personals: A punch that is tailored directly to
your opponent...this punch would not work (or not be as effective) against anyone but the emcee its directed at.

Multies: Rhyming more than one sylablle in a
bar.
Example...
without multies:
im sicker than flus...your guna get smacked
and even if i leave...i will be right back

with multies:
i have abominable spits, punches leave you
crawlin and shit
your all up in this...but male or female we still call you a bitch

Knockout: On most sites, this is winning a
battle 3 votes to 0 votes.

TKO: The same, only 4 votes to 1 vote.

D/R: Unfair, biased voting.

Biting: Stealing material from other emcees.
....the rest you should be able to pick up along
the way.


CHAPTER 2: WORDPLAY
Wordplay: Clever and witty sayings that allow you to get your meaning across in an original, creative, dopeasfuckinshit way.

Using:
Metaphors: Likening your opponent or yourself to something not usually associated with the topic...WITHOUT using like or as! example:

"I'm a beast."

^obviously the person speaking is not actually a beast. Yet this very basic metaphor portrays an image of ferociousness unmatched in the average human.

"Your verses are shit."
^a very very basic, played metaphor...of course, the persons verses aren't really shit...but it infer's that that is the type of quality they have.

Similie: A type of metaphor more commonly used...this is WITH using like or as.
"Syko's like Alaska, nobody thinks he should βε̲ a part of U.S.!!"
The emcee being dissed (Syko) is part of a crew called "U.S.".
In this bar (Syko) is being compared to Alaska because, according to the emcee writing the bar, no one thinks Alaska should be a part of the United States...this relates to Syko because no one thinks he should be a part of US...the crew.

Synynom: This is the rappers best friend...Synynoms are words with double meanings...you can use both meanings Ƭõ̸̳͡ phrase a creative punch.

"Promatic got upset and smashed his mics
together...he STILL couldnt get any feedback!"
-this is using the synyno (feedback)...feedback
means constructive criticism on a written piece...however when you put two mics close together, you get a different kind of feedback...This bar is inferring that the emcee is indeed sooooo wack...not even putting mics together will get him "Feedback"

Wordsmithing: This is a more complex form of wordplay...its combining words into different words through similar sounds.
"hoped his punches would land "cleanly"...but they came off soap-layed out!"
This punch combines soap and layed...to make "so played"...it also uses the fact that "clean" is associated with soap. In this sense, its dissing him on several levels.

1. His punches are so played out.
2. He is stupid enough to believe he should use
"soap" for his punches to land "cleanly"

Common Phrases Flip: This is a personal favourite of mine...taking a commonly said phrase, and creatively flipping it to diss your opponent.

"Seems he doesnt know whats good for him....is sorta shitty for me."

-that punch is taking the saying "he doesn't
know whats good for him" and flipping it to say "his good stuff is my bad stuff" this unexpected turn results in a creative punchline.

And...last but not least

The Combination: Using several instances of
wordplay in a single bar.

"so he has no choice but to bow to da feet...like standin on the front of a boat!"
this is using wordsmithing "da feet/defeat"
synynom "bow as in a deep nod/bow the front part of the boat" and similie "like standing on the front of a boat"...often punches like this will go over an unexperianed head...so use with caution.

CHAPTER 3: QUICK TIPS
To close this little tutorial off, i'd like to drop a few battling tips.

1. Write to your audiance...do not drop streeeetttched bars on a site that favours concise bars...and vice versa.

2. Don't battle at a site renowned for CDR (chronic dick ride) this is a frustrating, fruitless experiance.

3. Battle the best emcees that you have a
chance with!

4. DO NOT DISREGARD SET-UP LINES!!! I can't stress that enough, make sure your set-up is a mini punch or a dope multi scheme...or
introduces to concept of a complex punch.

5. Write to your level...don't try to use
combination wordplay after a month of writing, you'll never think of anything...start basic but creative...and work your way up.

6. The Golden Rule of text battles: DONT BITE!
this doesn't help you in any way...you WILL
NOT ELEVATE IF YOU BITE!!!

In conclusion, know that this guide is the not
the beginning and ending of wordplay by any means...this is a creative endevaour, so every bar should be unique...don't try to fit your bars into any type of mold!

Above all, have fun...don't let the pressure to
elevate or stack up 110 wins get in your head...this is for fun! remember that.

May your imagery be vivid, your flow fluent
and your wordplay bannanas!

Original piece by DOE MEMBA

you know all this and you still suck

like the verse you used in your first battle against TIMBUS

Am the illest on Earth, your skills inert,my lyrical ability killing Ʊr verse//
Stinging like pests, Lay still in the dirts, Am bout to take this team bus (timbus) in reverse//

Am not discreet, kay is bringin the heat like the Dopes of Miami//....(miami heat)
but agreed no personals, wud av eaten you alive-Idi Amin//

I reveal the lionel in me, but still no MERCY(messi) //
Even if Good music was on replay, your Lamboghini still is messy//

My lyrical ability ancient, its a FIRST, want to battle" join the queue and b patient (PATIENCE)//
I'll with honor, dismember u DAMES, Am d surgeon, u d patients//

I split opponents for the RED (blood) with bars like am moses of ISREAL//
Niccas step back, enjoy my rhymes sipping 7UP and agree the difference is clear//

KAY is showin the clues(KLUZ), anyone who beefs berra look forward to heaven//
Battle me and get your temple leaking like revelations of Ezekiel 47//

I got flow-sick, don't need a lowkey, grow a d*ck, wrong picked team (Tim)//
Understand, I meant biz, I planned to slam nd box tim till a CAT scan can't read a thing//

This is soft as sperm nd cream cheese with a can of feed milk crammed between tits//
Buh cleaned the beef on the meat but please understand I aint the man to beef with//

#Word


you just a wackie........ ama floor you even right here

how'll you be biting in a battle......
you should just commit suicide

the boss has arrived

sleakid: Dunno diz thread...
Just came accross it..
Well tiz sick... OJOAWO i like yah handwork

who the Bleep is ojoawo, if its the same Ojoawo Solomon Oluwakayode, he's a wackieeeeeee
he's on a losing stretch in Immortals Rap Group on Facebook..... am so hating seeing losers name


Example, see his lines against Elvis Obeyono IN A BATTLE its even still under voting

This battle is like a priest king up against an IN-FI-DEL this verse makes u DITCH-YA-DELL, SLIP-A-BELT OV-ER YA-NECK, cos you simply accepted to KILL-YOUR-SELF//
without me moving MY-FOR-CEPS as I lay behind these bars like its PRISON CELL//
guilty of murdering wack-cees, ama make my case in the PITS-OF-HELL//
but yall know when my PEN-DANCE and I bling my PEN-DANTS//
ya'll know a nigga is about to ditch this RAP-DANCE//
even if its a LAP-DANCE for dogs like this Elvis pissing IN-THEIR-PANTS//
even if I only wanted to rap bout CHEMICAL ROMANCE//
take the ROAD MAP, follow the STROBE LAMPS//
since on the mic you got THROAT CLAMPS and all yall gots are pieces of COKE CANS//
yet claims he got high, get the fck off to HELL VIZ (Elvis) vis my pen BITCH//
even if you OBEY OR NOT(obeyono), you can't HELP THIS//
am not the type to MESS WITH, ama / Ʊr : and put your *//

The last line translates ama /(slash) your : (colon) and put your * (ASS-TO-RISK)



and you are here hailing him....... mstcheeeeeeew