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Estharfabian:
Oh, lawwwwwwwd!


That's classic romance, The dimmed lights? Scented candles? Those things don't worth a fortune...Buh They sure tell a whole lot!

Yh... they do!


Buh I don't think Naija gals will appreciate stuffs lyk dat atleast majority of dem won't. Dey'd want expensive gifts they can boast around with.


U deserted ur diary

Estharfabian:
LoL! thanks!

if It was just me...All these money would be really Unnecessary.



LoL! we'd just probably Cook at home? Watch a movie, play around and relax. That's Plain hot Romance.

U wlc!

And it would be hotter if he was d one who cooked a delicious meal or he made it a candlelight dinner . The background music,dimmed light, d aroma nd d giggling while gisting.. lol

After d meal, dey can just end it up with cuddling while watching a romantic (not sexually) movie.

D huge sum of money is saved n d love grows stronger. Dey could touch it up wit a low-cost gift tho.

Ve said enuf

Nice topic Pheals.

Totally agree with ya.

The topic needs editing.. correct some stuffs e.g typo errors, n mak it more presentable. Thumbs up!

TruthHurts1:
Bros abeg no vex. But even you sabi say 99.9% of Naija men no go fit do dis kain tin.

Speak for ursef!

Estharfabian:
Uh....
5k is even much....


Buy her A Wrist-Watch...1K Naira Fake Nigerian Gucci.
Valentine Wrapping paper...20Naira
Take her to a fastfood restaurant...
MeatPie-180Naira
Drinks(juice)--400=Hollandia yougurt.
Chicken leg--700Naira
Popcorn-300Naira


Do the calculations there's still change.
After that, take her home. if You could cook? prepare some Plantain n egg..At most that should cost like 700Naira.
Rent a movie. watch a movie! and you're done!

Keep Your change! thank me later.

Impressive!!!

And totally reasonable!

funmijoyb:
op 5000 is too small 4 a gift 4 ur girlfriend otherwise she will go for plan b

How much do u think he should get??


#10,000?? #20,000??

chowlade:
This is why I dont bleep with broke naija guys..den sttupid die.. I rather date a married Man with money than an embecillic black broke Ape.

Typical example of a Slüt


And stop d racism!

haywhy911:
lol, another draw. Smh.
Who told you that,@emboldened?

lolzz.. I meant d Coaches... Hiddink Vs Van Gaal
He has never beaten Hiddink

.....

MzLarem:
if I shook hand inside ur eyes.

If I shook needle inside ur nose

MzLarem:
Mo die ti..100 yrs nd counting

U want to be d Methuselah of dis generation

MzLarem:
Gas cooker ni

Hot plate nko?

haywhy911:
LOL,He hasn't won any league game.. Devils? Haha. Wake up from the sleep!

Lolz.. d guy is seriously being thrashed. Valencia is beta dan dis.


And it is a draw 1-1 same as first leg.. tho I ve beaten d devils more times dan dey ve me.

I remember lying in bed when I was 7 years old praying for everything and everyone. With my chin propped up on my hands, I’d pray for my sisters, parents, uncles, aunts, cousins, grandparents, friends, people from church, people in my town, in my state, in my country and all around the world. I’d even pray for people in heaven and hell. Then I would fall asleep and do it again the next night.

With that kind of childhood prayer life, one might think I grew up to be a passionate prayer warrior who sees God answer my requests in awesome ways.

But the truth is that I’ve sometimes gone weeks without faithfully going to the Lord in personal prayer. My excuses range from being busy to tiredness to a downright lack of self-discipline.
The worst part is, I know I’m not alone.

Paul Miller, author of A Praying Life , writes how America is the worst place in the world for a believer in Christ to cultivate a quality prayer life:
We are so busy that when we slow down to pray, we find it uncomfortable. We prize accomplishments, production. But prayer is nothing but talking to God. It feels useless, as if we are wasting time. Every bone in our bodies screams, “Get to Work.”

So how do we turn to the Lord in prayer when so many other things are pulling at our attention? How do we pray without the anxiety that we are wasting our time?

1. Understand Why We Pray
Prayer is a mysterious gift from God that connects us to our Creator in an intimate way. Jesus constantly sought out quiet places to pray to the Father, most notably on the eve of His crucifixion in Gethsemane. (Mark 14:32-46; John 22:39-49)

We worship a sovereign God, meaning that He is in control of all things. And He invites us to pray for Him to intercede in our lives and the lives of others in the world. We don’t know how He does it—it’s a mystery—but we do know that He responds.

"Ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives, and the one who seeks finds, and to the one who knocks it will be opened.” (Matthew 7:7-

We pray because we need God to make a difference in our lives.

2. Learn How to Pray
This may sound like a trite point, but Jesus gives us the perfect example of how to pray in the gospels. Not only does he offer the Lord’s Prayer, we see examples of how He prays to the Father. This gives us a window into the heart of God and how we can communicate with Him in our own lives.

Pray then like this:

“Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name.
Your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil." (Matthew 6:9-13)

Heed Jesus' warning to pray humbly and honestly before the Lord. Before telling the disciples how to pray, He said, “When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.” (Matthew 6:5)

3. Pray Constantly
"Rejoice always, pray without ceasing, give thanks in all circumstances; for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus for you.” (1 Thessalonians 5:16-18)

This admonition to the Thessalonians was Paul's way of communicating the importance of daily dependence on the Lord. Many of us only turn to the Lord when we are worried or in trouble. Sometimes we pray out of habit before meals. Other times we pray corporately at church or in small groups. But to leave it there would be a mistake.

We need a daily communion with God, and the only way that will happen is if we understand the importance of prayer and act on it.
Whether you pray on a regular basis or you’re struggling to keep Christ at the center of your life, we can all benefit from a more vibrant prayer life

Source: www.haventoday.org/mobile.php?blog=252.html

lalasticlala

haywhy911:
lol. Na true o. Now Neville understands that there is a difference between punditry and coaching

Lolz.. I don't tink d guy has won any match so far. He managed to draw four, losed d rest. A very poor record.

Blues stil struggling wit unbeaten record . thrashing d devils on Sunday

shankies215:
awa wa okay test has been gud o, we dey try
aw ur boooos

Try wella ni oo.. Scholar in d making


Lol.. boos are okay oo... asking as if u re not d one

shankies215:
the matric was jst one kind jare AW YHU

Am gud and yhu??
Hw is d test goin n prep for exam??

haywhy911:
lol. See how we are wounding people anyhow upandan lefanrite. Arsenal should come and chop their own abeg

Lolzz... I heard u guys finished Gary Neville's team, a whooping 7- nil. I might cry for Arsenal

MzLarem:
Copy copy


Oju mi o kin shey matches

Lie lie





But oju re le shebi bursen burner

MzLarem:
Yes na..ur teasing caused d earth quake.

Sha don't die in d quake.. cos 'dey' won't miss u

MzLarem:
Re u talking abt me?

Nope! Talking bout d person at d back of ur head

haywhy911:
lol. True sha. I will. Thanks.


haha,purely coincidental.

Coincidental?? U want me to probe u??

12days to go . Gunners

MzLarem:
Lol..blue handed ni.

Ti mo ba shana loju e

haywhy911:
the person wey create physics ehn? It is well though.

Lolzz.. Na God naa. Physics dey disturb u? Physics ve some fixed topics dat do come out evry year. Go n find dem



U quoted me by 9:51pm n Mzlarem quoted me by 9:52pm. Wat ve u two been up to recently??

MzLarem:
sumtin wey I don read 2 times already

Red-handed


Anything u say or do can be used against in the uhm..uhm.. in the court of words

temibobo8:
lol...dharmy yinks...u on point ...mzla rem read t ooooo...were is duke5 9....

Hunniebunnie

MzLarem:
when u tease sum1,d ground do shake..Prof koor rough ni.

Lolz... u beta relocate frm d shaking ground... might be an earthquake coming up

haywhy911:
jack fire! Lol. I've been confused o. But thank God for past questions. Wbu? Hope you're reading. Good evening,Dharmy. mzlar em,you too.

Lolz... Wat confuseth thou??


I ve been trying to read jae, d books re just rejecting my proposal

Dhamielawlah ... u re sighted

MzLarem:
Lolz..I pray ooo..we jdt dey do am one kain one kain.

Profs dont need to do anything one kain one kain. It comes naturally. Just wait till d exam day n go nd into d hall.

300+ score awaits

MzLarem:
I no read..na by force?


Good 4 the admitted applicants nd d Unilorin

Lolz.. don't read jare. Profs do not need it.



Pple lyk me nid it... even Mallam Ribadu (Haywhy911 helo) has been away jacking lyk neva bfor

MzLarem:
U'll last jae..Thanks..I no wan kuku read d yeye story book b4

Lolzzz... d list is not completel tho. Read tru it once to keep it in ya memory.


So I won't last if I didn't post dis abi





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