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Car TalkRe: How I Registered My Tinted Glass Permit In Nigeria (2025 Guide) by Dhilariousdandy(m): 12:48am On Aug 16, 2025
milanseedorf:
The vin of this vehicle i want to register is 10 digit, i added zeros at the back to make it up to 17 so it can take me to the verification page but it says i should go for physical verification. Please is there a solution to this. Am trying to call the customer care number but it just keeps ringing and no one picks. The car is a corolla altis asia spec. ZE1-5055666. This is how the vin is displayed
Message them on Twitter
Car TalkRe: How I Registered My Tinted Glass Permit In Nigeria (2025 Guide) by Dhilariousdandy(m): 12:47am On Aug 16, 2025
Easyinfoguide:
Hello everyone,

I've been reading all the comments and see that many of you are facing specific technical issues with the portal. Let's solve them right now.

This guide will address the most common problems: document uploads, payment, video verification, and status messages.

Solution 1: The "Portal Not Working" / Document Upload Error*

This is the most common issue. The portal is working, but it's very strict about the files you upload.

1. **File Format:** The portal works best with **image files (JPG, PNG)**, not PDFs. If your documents (vehicle license, proof of ownership, etc.) are in PDF, you must convert them to an image first.
2. **File Size:** **Every single file must be under 2MB.** This is non-negotiable. Use a free online tool like `simpleimageresizer.com` to compress your images before you try to upload them.

**Do this and your upload will go through.**

### **Solution 2: The Video / Face Capture Verification**

This step is tricky but passable. The system is trying to match your live face to your passport photo.

* **Lighting is Key:** Do this in a very brightly lit room. If you're in a dark room, **use another phone's flashlight and point it directly at your face.** This is the most effective trick.
* **Follow the On-Screen Guide:** When it shows a circle, put your face inside it. Keep your eyes open and follow any instructions to move your head slowly. If it fails, just click "try again." It will work.

### **Solution 3: Understanding Your Status After Payment**

* If your status shows **"Pending"** or **"Secretariat Routing,"** congratulations, you have completed the online part successfully. This is a **NORMAL** status. It means your application is in the queue waiting for an officer to review it. You do not need to do anything else online.
* The next step is to **wait for an SMS or an email** from the NPF inviting you for the physical verification and biometric capture at the police command you chose.

### **Solution 4: The Real Cost & Process**

* The total cost is around huh **₦15,500**, paid directly on the portal via Remita. The breakdown is roughly **₦14,200** for the permit and **₦1,275** for the verification.
* **For Medical Reports:** To be safe, use a report from a **Government Hospital**.
* **For Email Issues:** If you don't get a verification email, **check your spam/junk folder**.
True true your ways no pure. See as you just copied my post, feed it to ChatGPT to rewrite lmao. And your evil mind no even tell you to edit am grin
Car TalkRe: How I Registered My Tinted Glass Permit In Nigeria (2025 Guide) by Dhilariousdandy(m): 12:40am On Aug 16, 2025
georgee:
I am in Lagos state
Live in Surulere and work in Victoria island

Which of the Police Zone did you choose?
Choose the first one on the list. If you choose “virtual verification” you shouldn’t be worried about the police zone though.
Car TalkRe: How I Registered My Tinted Glass Permit In Nigeria (2025 Guide) by Dhilariousdandy(m): 12:39am On Aug 16, 2025
mapsmatician:
Do i need CMR to apply? I have been hearing ppl talk about CMR.
Nope, you don’t need it.
Car TalkRe: How I Registered My Tinted Glass Permit In Nigeria (2025 Guide) by Dhilariousdandy(m): 12:38am On Aug 16, 2025
Amypriti:
Hello everyone

Please can one get medical report from private hospital ?
No, only government hospitals
Car TalkRe: How I Registered My Tinted Glass Permit In Nigeria (2025 Guide) by Dhilariousdandy(m): 12:37am On Aug 16, 2025
Nemesisobaara:
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Have you tried chatting with him on WhatsApp? I need to know if he actually scammed you before I put I send my money to him. Make person no take my money disappear
Why would you pay anyone when you can easily do this yourself? Una get money to waste sha.
Car TalkRe: How I Registered My Tinted Glass Permit In Nigeria (2025 Guide) by Dhilariousdandy(m): 12:36am On Aug 16, 2025
Chidimercy:
I followed this procedure, after everything is showing me Secretriat Routing. Please what does it mean and what else do I need to do?
You’re at the final stage and I’m sure you must have gotten your tinted permit now. If not, reach out to them on Twitter they will facilitate the process under 24 hours.
Car TalkRe: How I Registered My Tinted Glass Permit In Nigeria (2025 Guide) by Dhilariousdandy(m): 12:34am On Aug 16, 2025
abefeabebi:
Thanks for ur write up,after following through I was able to complete the registration, but didn't chose online verification maybe that was why after payment,I didn't see any video capturing.
Pls what next, already have my receipt of payment, And nothing pop up after I made payment. Should I be waiting for message for physical verification. Thanks
You can reach out to POSSAP_NG on Twitter to facilitate the process for you.
Car TalkRe: How I Registered My Tinted Glass Permit In Nigeria (2025 Guide) by Dhilariousdandy(m): 3:38pm On Aug 02, 2025
Kzdguru:
Seems the portal is not working fine at the moment. Been trying since yesterday.
The portal is working fine, I once thought it wasn’t working. Here’s the solution:

Resize all your documents to be 2mb or less. You can use this website https://www.simpleimageresizer.com/resize-image-to-2-mb (note I’m not affiliated to the website, that’s what I used)

Convert any of your vehicle documents that’s in pdf to image and make sure they are below 2mb too.

Then fill in all the necessary infos and you’ll be good to go.

It will now take you to a page that you’ll need to make a payment. I paid 14,200 naira. After that, it will take you to a video verification page where it will capture your face to match it up with the passport you uploaded initially.

Now, this face is a little bit tricky. Make sure you’re in an environment with enough lighting if not, use your phone light, point it directly to your face and open your eyes widely while following the onscreen instruction so the system can match it up easily.

After that you’re good to go and await the final stage. I’m currently at that stage now. Awaiting the completion of my application.

Note: if you get an error message, keep trying, it will work once you follow the process I listed here.
PhonesRe: Iphones And Accessories Available @ Computer Village Price by Dhilariousdandy(m): 9:08am On Jul 30, 2025
Laren8:
Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra🇺🇸
(Physical+Esim)

*12/512GB*
1.080m each

*12/256GB*
985k each
Do you have the 1TB storage?
AutosRe: Let Me Walk You Through The Journey Of How I Won A 2013 Lexus Es 350 On Auction by Dhilariousdandy(m): 12:33pm On Jul 06, 2025
grandsuccess:
That means the total cost when you add clearing N4m plus repairs N2m that's N6m add it to N9m

The car will be +/- N15m!

This car sales between N16m to N18m here.

forgive me if i ask where is the bargain at the end of the day?
18m for where? Please give me the dealer number make I buy two. You can’t get this car less than 22m. If you get it below be ready to spend extra money for repairs.

Extremely neat ones cost above 24m while the Asian spec are between 25-27m
WebmastersRe: ‎ by Dhilariousdandy(m): 12:43pm On Apr 08, 2025
Ringstonermasks:
I swear to God who made me, and I swear on everyone sacred to me that i wrote only the truth there...


D question is, did i give you logo or not? answer it first.


Secondly didn't you ask me to clone rav4resource.com? if you didn't, then what is rav4resource.com doing on our chat. Or do u need me to post the screenshot of that conversation as well ?

these upcoming yahoo boys will be using website developers to play about. Ask him how many people he gave this job to and how many times they dropped it.

Someone should pls tell him if anyone creates a website for 20k(d 20k that has been giving his father and mother sleepless night).

He is asking for a refund, who will pay for the logo and the services we rendered. 3 different website developers from my office kondo did this job and said i should block d mentally kolo boy after they saw his chat.

An upcoming yahoo boy that thinks everybody can be pushed around.

Post evidence contrary to what i posted, i dare you to.

Thief, u think am lyk d other men u uses for work nd start forming excuses to not pay them back?

we just started, let's keep posting here
You’re simply pained and frustrated that I exposed you. Now you’re trying to turn the table around to make me look like the scammer lmao.

I ask you to design a blog similar to https://rav4resource.com for my affiliate website and you delivered this https://camryexperts.com

How does the two blog relates? Because of your dubious mindset you think websites are used for scamming and you developed a scamming website for me. You must out of your senses.

You said you delivered, but we agreed 40k and I deposited 20k why didn’t you come back and ask for your balance? And you didn’t even reach out to me that you’ve completed the task.

Anyways, let it know to the world that you’re a born notorious scammer. I wish I had seen this thread earlier https://www.nairaland.com/8213980/beware-kiwtok-kwitok-scammer-whereismanna#132013479

Your father will be in his grave thinking that his son is living a better life without knowing he’s roaming around looking for innocent people to scam.
WebmastersRe: ‎ by Dhilariousdandy(m): 12:21pm On Apr 08, 2025
noobody:
He is a criminal!!
This person is a fraudster!!known as MABBERY JAMES ON FACEBOOK!!
Phone number
A scammer!! 08123296873
A thief!!

He tried to go on Facebook to tarnish my image and he was exposed

You have hit the hornet nest!!

This is just the beginning,

You don't need to bother to look for me,I would find you my self,

We both would tender our case in police station and you would explain exactly how your brother was scammed!

You think because you are doing fraud and yahoo,you can't be caught?.
Now I can confirm he is the famous nairaland scammer!!

08123296873 moniepoint EMMANUEL UGBEOJO ADEJO

Airtel smart cash 8123296873 aliyu ayuba

See link below
https://www.nairaland.com/8213980/beware-kiwtok-kwitok-scammer-whereismanna#132013479
God bless you so much bro. I know he’s a scammer and he will always want to turn the table around to make everyone believe you’re the scammer.

Thanks a lot for providing this informations about him and please if you eventually get your hands on him do well to inform me. I will go any length to make sure we bring him to justice.

The 20k he scammed me isn’t my problem but we need to unmask him so other innocent people won’t fall victim of his scam.
WebmastersRe: ‎ by Dhilariousdandy(m): 11:54am On Apr 05, 2025
Ringstonermasks:
HERE'S THE FULL STORY



This boy( CHIBUIKE GIDEON UKAH ) with this phone number "0816 888 2178" and USERNAME Dhilariousdandy. He contacted me for a cloning job for 70K last year, which i accepted. He told me how he had given the job( www.camryexperts.com ) to so many website developers without them doing it and refusing to refund him, looking at that statement now, i understand how wicked and cruel this boy must have been to others. This will be exposed here.

Immediately i got the job, he sent me 20k only. I started the design work. It was a premium wordpress theme from rav4resource.com, which he wanted to use to dupe someone in the United States by pretending to be a car vendor.(it was later i found out he is a yahoo boy).


After three days, i gave him exactly what he sent me. But he insisted he was having issues with the font. He said he wants exactly the font on the original website(rav4resource.com). I told him to use the new one( www.camryexperts.com) in the mean time while i try to readjust it(EVIDENCE OF MY DEALS ARE ON THE SCREENSHOTS BELOW)


I paid 15K for logo for him, so his deposit was left with just 5k. A logo that otherwise would cost more than 20k on it own. Evidence is in the screenshot below.

After making many adjustments, he kept insisting the font wasn't what he was looking for. I passed this job to someone else. A popular website designer and a close friend of mine. After going through the job, he said the man obviously wanted to frustrate me for the 20k since he kept insisting we change this and that, and so he returned the job back to me.


After several sleepless nights i got it, and even asked for details lyk payment and contact details to include on the website, EVIDENCE OF THIS CHAT IS ON THE SCREENSHOT BELOW.

At first, he said it was good. Then again he said he doesn't like it and that i should change it. The job was frustrating me because i was leaving other jobs to attend to it. At that point, it was not about the money but about upholding my commitment to excellent service delivery.

And after sending several adjusted samples and fonts to him. I decided to pend the job and attend to other jobs. I had left job that a deposit of 700K was made just to attend to his 20k deposit job.


One morning he asked me to refund him. After all my efforts, plus logo and months of back and forth, months of saying do this and do that. Months of accepting and later rejecting the design, he said i should refund him the 20k. I said NO. I didn't. No one would refund him in that condition. He threatened to blackmail me which he is now doing...



below is a screenshot of all the conversations...


He claimed he paid me 20k and i scammed him without doing anything for him. what a boy!. This is the evidence that i actually did a job for him. I am glad i kept this chat all these while.

Dominique, please go through this and help me to ask this boy ( Dhilariousdandy ) if i didn't give him a logo, and also if i didn't clone the website ( www.camryexperts.com) several times before it frustrated me ?.
This is really funny, let me laugh first “HAHAHAHA” you must be basketmouth or a Sabinus, or should I just call you a skit maker? First of all you can’t even differentiate the two people that you did business with.

Secondly na your papa wey don kpai be scammer and e fit be say na scam kpai him. You think running here to come write shit and change the whole narrative will have any effect on me? No, it won’t and I’m not scared that you put my full name out here because I’m not a scammer like you that hide behind different monikers to defraud innocent peoples peanuts.

Again, I didn’t ask you for a logo, neither did I ask you for a cloning job. I simply ask you to design a blog for me, I’m not gonna post the full details until when the right time comes so you don’t go about twisting the whole thing just like you did here, cos it’s obvious that you’re a lunatic.

Oh, please bring the evidence where I threatened to blackmail you. Also, you must provide the evidence that I wanted to defraud someone in the USA and evidence that made me a yahoo boy.

You are obviously the yahoo boy here. I messaged you for a blog and you’re already upselling me to buy a broker website that I became confused and asked “what is this for” and you deleted some of the messages and said you thought it was someone else.

Like I previously mentioned, I will provide the whole evidence when the right time comes only then shall we know who’s real and who’s a fraudster.
WebmastersRe: ‎ by Dhilariousdandy(m):
Ringstonermasks:
Dominique this boy contacted me for a usa Google voice and Canva. I delivered to him and afterwards he asked for something else. Even after everything settled, he has been blackmailing me with different Monikas here on Nairaland.


Against your rules here(2,3,7,8,10), he posted details of my bank account which was used on my website.

I understand that such act is against the rules and regulations here and i want you to attend to this because i wouldn't want to resort to name calling and abuses.

Thank u.


Below is an attached screenshot of when he got the number login details from me.

his details are here below, username: Dhilariousdandy post=134847528]

I wouldn't want to paste his full name and bank account details in order not to break your rules.
You must be out of your senses. Who’s this boy? I can see that the scamming you’ve been doing is eating your brain up already.

I have never contacted you for any yeye Google voice or Canva whatever. I contacted you to design a website for me. I can see how you’ve been intentionally skipping that part even after I have mentioned it several times.

Dominque, this guy with the username Ringstonermasks is a scammer. I have the whole evidence and series of voice notes he sent at the cause of executing the job.
WebmastersRe: ‎ by Dhilariousdandy(m): 4:24pm On Apr 04, 2025
MrNovo:
This scammer goes by different names such as Ayuba Aliyu, or Yahaya Ent.
He will offer a service (eg GVN) which would not work after you have paid and then ask you to pay for another service (VPN)
See screenshot, Be warned!
Lol, bro I think say na only me. The scammer scammed me 20k but I go teach am lesson.
WebmastersRe: ‎ by Dhilariousdandy(m): 4:21pm On Apr 04, 2025
Ringstonermasks:
drop the Nhmber I gave u, God will punish u, let me report u first.


U bought something nd I gave it to u, u still want refund... thunder fire u father
Lmao, it’s like you’re not okay. I bought wetin? And you delivered wetin? This is the funniest joke I’ve heard today.

Point of correction I no buy anything from you and it’s a shame that a father of 2 is raining causes on someone’s else father because he called him out for scamming him.

Anyways, if this is what you’ve been doing, just know that you’re not going Scot free this time. I no mind to spend my last kobo just to hunt you down and bring you to justice.

You no sabi web design you dey collect web design work. No worry!!!
WebmastersRe: ‎ by Dhilariousdandy(m): 9:07am On Apr 04, 2025
Ringstonermasks:
when and how... pls we will be willing to hear from u and resolve if there is a misunderstanding somewhere or u can come to any of our offices on our websites. or chat us.
I no even get time for long talk just refund me my 20k you scammer

WebmastersRe: ‎ by Dhilariousdandy(m): 11:53am On Apr 01, 2025
This guy is a scammer. I pity anyone trying to
Do business with him. He will collect your money and disappear
PetsRe: Top Quality Male Lhasa Apso by Dhilariousdandy(m): 2:18pm On Feb 19, 2025
How much?
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Mtn Hynetflex Data Sim With 30gb And Enjoy Double Data For 6months by Dhilariousdandy(m): 2:26pm On Feb 05, 2025
Do you still have this sim?
WebmastersRe: How Much Would You Pay To Own A Blog Like This? by Dhilariousdandy(m): 3:34pm On Nov 15, 2024
Why is this guy commenting “scam” on your posts? And you didn’t even say anything about it.
WebmastersRe: Is Blogging In 2024 Still The Money Monster? by Dhilariousdandy(m): 3:29pm On Nov 15, 2024
moneylatalks:
Scammer runnnnn
How is he a scammer? Please clarify cos I really wanna do business with him/her but your comment is throwing me off.
Technology MarketRe: Verified USA Upwork Account Needed - Any Niche by Dhilariousdandy(op): 11:33am On Nov 15, 2024
Lamban2:
Have you gotten one?
No, do you have any?
WebmastersI’m Looking To Buy A Multiple Payment Received Naija Adsense Account by Dhilariousdandy(op): 9:35am On Oct 25, 2024
If you have an Adsense account that has received payment multiple times, kindly signify.

Also drop your contact information and I will reach out to you.
Car TalkRe: Hiring Passionate Writers With Toyota Camry Experience by Dhilariousdandy(op): 7:54pm On Oct 22, 2024
We’re still hiring
AutosRe: Hiring Passionate And Experienced Toyota Camry Writers by Dhilariousdandy(op): 7:54pm On Oct 22, 2024
Still hiring
AutosHiring Passionate And Experienced Toyota Camry Writers by Dhilariousdandy(op): 7:18pm On Oct 21, 2024
We’re hiring passionate writers with Toyota Camry experience to join our team as a Contributing Author.

In this role, you will produce high-quality written content about the Toyota Camry, including feature guides, comparisons, maintenance tutorials, and more.

We’re looking for someone with expertise and interest in all Toyota Camry models and generations. You should have in-depth knowledge of Camry specs, performance capabilities, technologies, customization options, and competitive comparisons.

The ideal candidate will have experience writing clear, engaging content that educates and assists readers. We want someone who can tap into the enthusiast community and deliver the information Camry drivers crave.

Requirements include 3+ years of automotive or consumer tech editorial experience. Our top priority is producing content that is accurate, accessible, and truly helpful for Camry owners.

If you are a Camry enthusiasts who loves translating your knowledge into high-performing content, we want to hear from you!

To apply, email at least 3 of your writing samples to thewritersbuzz at gee mail dot come alongside with your rate per word. The sample should be in the automotive industry to be considered.

Thank you!
Car TalkHiring Passionate Writers With Toyota Camry Experience by Dhilariousdandy(op): 7:06pm On Oct 21, 2024
We’re hiring passionate writers with Toyota Camry experience to join our team as a Contributing Author.

In this role, you will produce high-quality written content about the Toyota Camry, including feature guides, comparisons, maintenance tutorials, and more.

We’re looking for someone with expertise and interest in all Toyota Camry models and generations. You should have in-depth knowledge of Camry specs, performance capabilities, technologies, customization options, and competitive comparisons.

The ideal candidate will have experience writing clear, engaging content that educates and assists readers. We want someone who can tap into the enthusiast community and deliver the information Camry drivers crave.

Requirements include 3+ years of automotive or consumer tech editorial experience. Our top priority is producing content that is accurate, accessible, and truly helpful for Camry owners.

If you are a Camry enthusiasts who loves translating your knowledge into high-performing content, we want to hear from you!

To apply, email at least 3 of your writing samples to thewritersbuzz at gee mail dot come alongside with your rate per word. The sample should be in the automotive industry to be considered.

Thank you!

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