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Curious345:
Ok below is my investment page on the app. I invested 42m and in 5days , the money you see ontop the 42,000,000 is my return on investment .

This 42m pays me 715k monthly .and my investment capital is untouched.

Generally, mutual funds carry risk, including the risk of loss of principal. However, diversified mutual funds with a long-term investment horizon tend to mitigate risk. It's important to research and understand the risks associated with any mutual fund investment before committing your principal amount.23 Mar 2024

Ishilove:
Elepon jijo 🎱🎱🕺💃

ahhh Ekpon jijo bi ti bawo niyen now ? Lol

mayor1814:
Ur choice. He's always in my top 5 any time any day

Rakim
Nas
Tupac
Eminem
Biggie
Black thought
Andre 3000
Ice cube
Snoop doggy Dogg
Big daddy kane

andre ain't even a rapper . To list get k leg brah

Willie2015:
U be old skool...
to pick Big Daddy Kane...

well definitely not millennial or generation z lol

Konquest:
LMAO...

This made my day and got me cracking up right here.

hey it's good to see you laughing bro. They say laughter is the best medicine lol

mayor1814:
The only thing that matters for me in this rally is Marshall mathers a.k.a Eminem.

That guy is a lyrical monster. One of the best MCs the rap world has ever seen. Always in my top 5 MCs of all time. In the league of rakim, Nas, and Pac...

madt. he not making my top ten list. actually he number 11


1-tupac
2- big daddy kane
3-keith cowboy of the furious five
4-mc ren
5-rakim
6-DMX
7-black thought
8-jay z
9-kool g rap
10-phife dawg
11eminem
12 jaz o

the race to 100k. which gomina will break the 100k ceiling

Solofresh2:
You after finding out that 150k has been deducted from your account 😂😂

no be small thing bro

Nursepepeye:
Lol. . 8 laugh to the extent tears full my eyes, I almost did same in filling station today, I bought fuel #40k and my guage no gree rise imidiately I started the engine, I was like they don't run me street oh, in Nigeria they can sell air

hehe they have sold me air before. Awon werey 🤣🤣 I no Dey gree for anybody again oooo 🤣

Godsown0:
Is this a joke 😂😂😂😂

dem wan frustrate somebody for this Lagos 😄🤣

MrRemedyAlagbo:
;DI don laugh tire,I don't blame you, complaining at these banks you have to show some craze before they can attend to you quickly

my brother everywhere na war. We are battle ready 🤣🤣🤣🤣

AfonjaConehead:
We hope somebody get the video and upload it here

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Treadway:
Mr oga Sukkot yi sef. Laff don nearly finish me for here🤣

my brother e no easy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ok I see we frontpaging. Mods una do this one oooo. Shoutout to all my babymamas 🙌🙌😄

Ishilove:
The imagery...

Ishi

Kobicove:
I guessed as much, that's why I asked

i never mad reach that level na

MrRager1:
Mtswe am starving because of GTBANK too!!! Theyhave hend my salary since 1st october till date. All in the name of failed transaction, i have call them several times, send plenty mails. But they juat keep promising 24 to 48hr reversal. Its been 23days now!!!

If not for nomercie.. I dont even know how i could survive this days.... Nomercie mayGod continue to lift you up forever!!! What u did to me days back really helped me. God knows

go into a branch

Kobicove:
Did this actually happen?

everything happened exactly as stated except the part where i got naked.

yyba:
Op this kind shame you need to relocate to far away Gaza

😄 war zone ? E no bad reach that wan na

Afromentalist:
I just laughed hard as I read this. Buzugee, you are the funniest guy who ever graced this platform

hehe my Oga at the top how you Dey now ? Hope life is treating you well. Bro this naija pipo wan drive us crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😄😄😄😄

Solofresh2:
Am a good writer though and with my imaginative spirit I can write stories, music and act a movie

work on those. You certainly have something you haven’t discovered yet

So I try to check my balance everyday because you cannot trust these banks. This one that zenith has refused to send alerts for over one month.

Yesterday I come check am 150k Dey miss from my money between two days ago and yesterday. The account doesn’t have app or any debit card access to it for safety because this is where I keep my trillions of Naira.

Anyway I was fuming yesterday and very angry and was determined to go raise hell in the bank because I was told the bank always deny wrongdoing. Na hin this morning I come vex enter the bank come naked myself come Dey roll on top their table naked Dey scream.

This Yoruba fellow come approach me say kilonshele now to kon gbe ekpon si ori table ibishe wa bayi? What is wrong with you now ? I come explain my dilemma. He come pull up my account in the system pull up mini statement peruse am for 5 minutes come finally tell me say we are very sorry the glitch in the system pulled up your account balance 3 weeks prior as your recent balance but your current balance is what you thought you should have.

Shame catch me , I quickly wear cloth run comot for the bank. Zenith bank have finally made me disgrace my fathers name in Lagos. I Dey move go osun state

Solofresh2:
Haa

😀😀🍟🍔🍰

Solofresh2:
Are you saying that I should try food and nutrition

ehhh no I ain’t saying dat oooo 😄

Solofresh2:
Yes I am

maybe that’s your talent lol try entering eating competitions 🤣🤣

SamuraiXXX:
Where did you see train in that picture?

I meant car lmao

The Chinese are madt. If that car derails it’s death for everyone . See that drop

The Chinese are madt. If that train derails it’s death for everyone

Solofresh2:
Just like Burnaboy is having
Well let me make it known to you that am a naturally prideful person
I get pride oo just like a lion but, I don't like showing it.I instead of being proud,I chose humility instead.The only time you will see my pride is when am angry which I don't show as well because am good at hiding feelings.
So,I have not really showed my real self to the world because if I do,I will do it hungrily and get very spiritual with it.I can even add witchcraft to it but I have conscience.I know I have the potentials but not sure if I can be composed with the fame.
But I have been charitable to people the best way I can,in preparation for the next life if possible.

hehe you go Dey alright laslas 😄😄

Solofresh2:
Any solution to this obsessive compulsive inclination?
For example,exposing myself to my fears and anxiety?

nah but you can manage it consciously. I think you said you were an obsessive compulsive eater right ? Lol

Solofresh2:
Yes
I am the one born on April 29th
I share the same date of birth with Mike Adenuga lol

in conclusion, you have a more superior connection to your genetic codes meaning you are a potential star if you discover any talents you have however because you are not divinely grounded it means these talents or fame would eventually consume you because you would be obsessive compulsive as well as inability to handle the fame or wealth as you have an obsessive compulsive inclination

Solofresh2:
Yes
I am the one born on April 29th
I share the same date of birth with Mike Adenuga lol

I also remember you are Luna Pisces so this is like a specimen with a superior connection to genetical function meaning you are a potential star if you can tap into any talent. Think tupac Kanye and burna. However because the application of the talent would not be divinely guided considering the detachment from soul then there is a huge possibility of getting very big headed and having a huge ego and being consumed by excesses and eventually imploding under the fame and status. Huge possibility of being obsessive compulsive