Vivly: .

Awuwan Abadie nw?

So,OP wetin cum be the moral lesson now?

toyorsiii: wierd

It's spelt "weird"

When kids rant,elders watch.

@Nicebuddy.....how unu de?

LOL...For FG to come out boldly to say "in the next few months"...Folks am on my way to become an artisan 'coz this strike seem unresolvable this year.

Chukkasy: yes i'm a tuskite, & uniuyo sends her list 2 jamb.

I gallantly disagree,UNIUYO rarely releases her list to JAMB...Even if she does,it's usually few.Amma victim,I got admitted last session,but do you know that I still can't access my JAMB admission letter up till today?...Though I've got guys having theirs' on JAMB site,while others have the same fate with me...[if you de wander weda dem true true admit me,well,i don write 1st semester exam and my result and passport de kampe...my ID sef de my wallet as I de type now]...That's why uniuyo gives her admission letter in 200 level...
Gra'cias

Kingsleypower@:
expanciate please.

The thing is,Akwaibomites have advantage o'er non-indegenes...The cut-off mark might not be the same,but it's usually a slight difference...If YOU merit your admission trust uniuyo for that,they'll give you irrespective of where you hail from.

Donchukszy: FEEDING COMMOTION
As 4 me feedin aint my probs coz am used 2 eatin cn even eat once a day if nid b,weda cookin is allowd or nt,i jez stuf my luggage wif enouf provisn n beaverages.bt my questn is,is it adviceable 2 smuggle in cookin stufs lyk stove etc in2 d hostels as a fresher?wat ar d consequence attachd when caught by d skul authories wit prohibitd items?plz,older studnts shld help wit d abve questns.

Dude,don't even think of it 'coz you gonna be searched,if caught could get thrown outta your room,get your gadgets seized or even pay a fine depending on the leniency of the porter...You could smuggle in boiling rings et al later,after your first entry besides,you're gonna learn all the tricks once you're in the room after some time.

Kingsleypower@:
People don dey plan Accomodation ooo. I love your spirits...It shows confidence,faith,optimism etc.

I dey you people back oo..MAWNING to all
Ma senior DUDEs' and DUDETTES' ..#how are you all doing? @Dibango where you go hide yourself?

I go hide myself in the valley and shadow of "loi loi and afang soup"......Anyway i de Naija!

Chukkasy: true talk...u go always find way chop;even if na garri, thats d beauty of stayn in d hostel.

Guy relax! When e reach time una go know how to CHOP...Guys wey de boil,yam,rice,indomie,spagetti...et al....even soup sef lol...chai UDI I miss them die!

kyle kent: I had no interest in commenting in ds thread,was only a gust ryt 4rm d beginin a regular visitor 4 dat mata.Well, i decided 2 open up u knw d crocodile must surely open hs mouth once in a while...let's make d thread going.
Here r some facts i ve 4 u guys.
* Uniuyo was formanly knwn as unicross(cross rivers state)
* Uniuyo was established in 1991 thou,was a college in d 1931s
* A quarter of d students dnt like d incumbent vc mrs comfort
* Uniuyo dnt allow cooking in d hostel due 2 an inferno dat happened some few yrs bk n students'document were destroyed includin cvs
* Uniuyo was among the top ten chosen sch in Jamb ds yr
* Uniuyo has d highest number of courses in Nigereia u cud see dat wen u were told 2 shade ur course number
* Uniuyo likes being strict u cud say abt ds 4rm d way ur hall was invigilated/examined
* Uniuyo dnt publish cut off pt n also if ur score is nt up 2 180 4get abt d word admission as dy say
* 60%-65% of d ibomites(aks) r likely goin 2 b admitted 4 each department
* As a result of ds d sch is populated with d ibomites
* 80% here r likely goin 2 b admitted if.....(Dnt bother 2 ask hw)
* 50% here r likely goin 2 miss there admission if...(Dnt 4get ur intersection)
* Uniuyo is very secretive
* There is an assumption dat there must ve been a dreaded mistake in d result since d list is nt out up 2 now.Well,u can also confirm ds 4rm d hundreds of incomplete results n "0 aggregate" or maybe a mishap in d result or something cos almost all d aspirants 4 law scored 300+ dats, d scores i ve seen so far hw did ds happen a question4 anoda day (remember i said assumption since d list is nt out up 2 now)
* Uniuyo takes 70% of ur myd now
* Lastly there is an unimaginable probability dat u will b admitted in 2 uniuyo.Click lyk if u bliv ds n ignore if u want 2 miss out.



I remain my humble sef kyle kent.C u next as a guest.Lol

lol @ V.C wahala....una no de tire?

@chukkasy...lol at 5star m2 hostel,aswear i don stay there but my body no gree balance like wen i de UDI hostel...aswear those guys there are "nuts"...though UDI rugged buh i prefer am to the eva quiet and neat M2...na the ruggedness and fun make me luv UDI

Kingsleypower@:
Hmmm I've got so many questions in my head right now, if i should pop the questions out @ once....there wont be enough space for others to comment, with that said i'm going to pop them one by one.

Is it true that indegenes have LOWER CUTOFF than non-indegenes??.

kinda...

ms_pee:

Nah, that's me. What?

ms_pee:

Nah, that's me. What?

ms_pee:

Nah, that's me. What?

Lips sealed

Op and the victim{if there's any}....Una no sabi tell fictional stories nah...Abi una no sabi lie jawe....Just "one" man tied and raped you without the aid of gun,gangs,or even drugs...Nawa oh....You de watch super mario while him de tie you abi...He slap you,we agree say maybe you true true shock...Him come say "sit down"..."give me your hands and legs I wanna tie dem"...Nawa 4 una oh....We don upgrade pass dis kind lies nah....SMH......All these cock and bull stories

ms_pee: Moi.

Excuse me?....Are you kidding me?

they no b human being? living things need to remain clean and healthy always...but the ladies own need special attention pass our own!

See this madam come here de form male....SMH

gameboi: *searches @ the back of thread, under thread, Inside thread, @ the top of thread and yells* ''where did y'all go?

This got me cracking my ribs with laughter.