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SportsRe: Portugal Vs DR Congo: World Cup 2026 (1 - 1) On 17th June 2026 by DickenClarq(f): 8:07pm On Jun 17
Walai!

Anything that make Portugal meet any team with a very good defense and a Killer nine like Harry Kane, Lawendoski, Osimehn etc. in the knockout stage I swear they will not cross.

What the Hell!!. Too much midfield and wing play but ZERO aggression in the middle. Making Ronaldo hopeless and clearly frustrated.

Watch France and Argentina you will understand what I am saying, aggression raise to the power of 100.
Only De Paul in Argentina midfield bully everybody.

Shaaa. First game don't decide who will win the tournament. Portugal might grow into the tournament gradually as it progresses.


BUT ANY WAYS UP UP MESSI THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOAT

I also wish Ronaldo tap-in or a penalty in the next game.
And if they can't win Uzbekistan they should prepare and start going home,because Columbia will slaughter them.

Fact: Algeria is ranked higher than Congo in FIFA ranking.

May God help us
SportsRe: Portugal Vs DR Congo: World Cup 2026 (1 - 1) On 17th June 2026 by DickenClarq(f): 7:08pm On Jun 17
I found out that people don't know how this DRC. Guys progressed through the qualifiers.

I watch their match against Nigeria and their Friendlies.

This guys game strategy are to frustrate teams by defending low block and search for a quick counter attack. VERY PATIENT TEAM.
They are also good in the air too.

Portugal should be more aggressive in this tournament if not they won't cross round of 16.

I WISH THEM GOOD LUCK

Note: Portugal won't win the tournament. Ronaldo has already cursed himself & the team on Piers Morgan interview.


May God help us
Science/TechnologyRe: SpaceX To Acquire Cursor for $60 Billion by DickenClarq(f): 2:47pm On Jun 17
It is now so obvious.
I am 100% sure that Corrupt Trump is hiding or laundarying Arab money in Elon Musk account.

No wonder Musk supported and funded the TACO man campaign.

How can someone who networth was roughly 300Billion jump to a Trillion-plus within 1+year.

When Mr. TACO orange man shithead leaves the oval office so many secrets will be exposed. I hope Elon don't get arrested or forced by the government to commit suicide or die in a planned plane crash as an option to escape embarrassement.


May God help us
Foreign AffairsRe: SA Arts Minister: We Can't Be Held Hostage Because Of Gigs, They Must Go - TWEET by DickenClarq(f): 2:27pm On Jun 17
They is one thing I learnt from this South African protest on illegal & legal migrant.

Dear Nigerians, to you that crossed the shores or borders of Nigeria and start insulting your country or inciting people to cause crisis in your mother land, because you feel you are far from home and it's fun, because the new place you reside gave you a piece of decorated paper assuring you that you are now one of them.

Note, one day them or their children will rise up and clearly tell you that you were never one of them. Even if you stayed there for 100years one lunatic will start a political movement to evict you whether peacefully or forcefully.

Trump-US started it, Europe started their own but were distracted because of the Iran war, South Africa are not slacking and many more are coming to do same.

THEY ARE ALL REMINDING YOU THAT YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THEM AND CAN NEVER BE ONE

The only place that you can beat your chest and call it your own home is your own mother land.



May God help us
SportsRe: Messi Makes History With Record-breaking World Cup Hat-trick Against Algeria by DickenClarq(f): 6:20am On Jun 17
As I said earlier and I keep saying.


Messi purposely went to the MLS to prepare for this world cup.

We will see lot of shockers from this guy in this tornament.
Messi is just having fun in his last dance with no pressure.


May God help us
Foreign AffairsRe: SA Marks 50 Years Since Soweto Uprising Amid Migration Protests - PICTURES by DickenClarq(f): 12:25pm On Jun 16
I want to ask the MOD that keep pushing all this South African news to front page.

WHAT IS YOUR MOTIVE?

I feel you enjoy the way Nigerians are insulting them here on NL calling them names.

We are all currently in a situation were no one in Africa is happy with them and you are triggering more hate on them by pushing their news here.

Dear MOD try and be sensitive for once.

At least wait till the tension calm down, before giving room for such.

If it was the other way round South Africans should have search for Oluwaseun Osewa house and burn it to ashes.


May God help us.
SportsRe: Official FIFA World Cup 2026 Thread by DickenClarq(f): 5:59pm On Jun 11
I sat down recently and analyzed some teams
Such as England, Netherland, Japan, Columbia, Morocco, Norway, Senegal.

I was shocked of their sqaud depth and this are the real Dark Horses.

As for Portugal they will not cross the Quarter finals (I hope they even reach it).

Ronaldo has already curse himself & the team when he told Piers Morgan that he don't need the world cup

As I said before, Players win you matches but a team win you trophies. (Madrid & Barca is a case study)

My top 5 pick
Netherland
France
Argentina
Spain
England


May God be with us
Christianity EtcRe: Prayer - A Catalyst For Divine Intervention by DickenClarq(f): 10:00am On Jun 07
I had a discussion with someone yesterday.

We believe in prayers so much in this country and that is why we are not progressing.

How will our incompetent president say that we should pray so that Kidnappers and bandits should change from their evil ways.
A man who is in charge of one of the best armed forces in Africa with Super Turcano jet, Armored tanks, more than 500K active armed men behind refiles. And the only option is prayershuh?

If we keep the mentality of believing solely on prayers without work that means we will all die in the country.

In my few years on earth, I have seen people who don't go to church or pray progress more than those who pray and fast daily.

Prayer should be the last option to any problem or challenges not the first


May God help us all
CrimeRe: Osun Community Security Team Arrests Suspected Bandits Over Farmland Invasion by DickenClarq(f): 7:43pm On Jun 03
If you know what this two guys are capable of doing, you all will be shocked to your bones.

This two guys can cause panic in more than 10 villages all at once.

They just have to kill one farmer in his farmland, then start shooting indiscriminately into the air.

BOOM!! Everyone will start running for their dare life.

Three Fulani boys of 15, 16 and 19 years, caused havoc and confusion that affected 6 villages just last year.



May God save us.
HealthRe: Nicotine Kills by DickenClarq(f): 6:48pm On Jun 03
Majority of smokers are not proud of their habit

1.When you quit smoking make sure you avoid your friends you smoke with.

No one should encourage smoking because it is a very bad habit.

Even chain smokers or casual smokers are ashamed of their disgusting habit.

Smokers are losers because they can't break the chain of their addiction.
My Uncle lost his voice for years and later his life after undergoing a throat surgery due to throat cancer.

Smoking is very bad to the health and people around them.
No one can withstand inhaling smoke fume either from a car, truck, stove, burning fire etc.
Now imagine a smoker using his own hand to inhale and exhale smoke. THAT IS PURE FOOLISHNESS.




May God help smoke addict
SportsRe: World Cup 2026 : Who Is Your Top 4 Favorites To Win? by DickenClarq(f): 11:39am On Jun 03
Lols.
Best players don't win you the world cup but the Best team does.

Portugal have good players but not a Team (fact check Ireland won them last year in the world cup qualifiers).

France have the Best players and a Team. Clear favorite (Kante is back!).

Argentina have average players +Messi (An Alien makes them unstoppable) and they are well Experienced and a very disciplined Team.

Brazil just have big names but zero team work (Not surprised why Japan won them Yesterday)

England don't have the X-factor and they don't have a Team.

Spain are United but inexperience will cost them this trophy (same way they lost the Nation League final).

Netherland will win this year World cup and it will shock everyone

Japan will cause lot of troubles. I pity any team that will meet them in the knockout stages.


May God help us
PoliticsRe: Hello Nairalanders, Who Are You Voting For In 2027? by DickenClarq(f):
NONE!!!!

God forbid bad thing

I would have preferred to Vote our SUG presidential candidate SOWORE, but voting for him is like throwing your voting slip into waste Bin.

TINUBU is a disaster, clueless and incompetent
ATIKU is a crook, thief and Grade A+ corrupt
PETER OBI is corny, a Liar and very weak
JONATHAN is a confused Ogogoro/Kai-Kai drinking man

I will be waiting for 2031 election (By God's grace).

As for 2027 I wish both the winner and losers of the election God judgement. May God punish them

May God help us
PoliticsRe: Confusion In Plateau PDP As Factions Produce Two Governorship Candidates by DickenClarq(f): 4:04pm On May 29
They should both fight it out in a boxing ring. Whoever wins should lead the state.

We don't need a weak governor who can't lead the fight on banditry in Plateau state.

Imagine a governor going to pay condolences in a Police armored truck.



May God help Plateau state.
PoliticsRe: Even ₦30 Million A Year Can Feel Like Survival In Nigeria by DickenClarq(f): 1:59pm On May 29
I want to first of all appreciate those who have contributed meaningfully to this topic.

To be frank, we can hate the government or have our political differences but let's learn how to speak the truth when we are confronted with one.

First of all how many people in the entire Nigeria earn up to 2.5 million Naira a month? Even Governors, Senators, House of Rep, and the president don't earn 2.5 million Naira as their basic salary every month.

A report in 2024, reveled that over 95% of Nigerians don't have up to 500K in their savings accounts? And that is an honest fact till date.

2.5 Million Naira a month (30 million a year) can give anyone a decent life in any part of Nigeria. We pay rent in Nigeria Yearly not Monthly,
You can dig your own borehole and install solar energy for yourself (Note: This can only be done once, not every month), Register your family for NHIS and get adequate health care services for very cheap amount or free in some cases (Note: 80% of the so called Nigeria rich men are benefiting greatly from NHIS). Buy your food stuffs in bulk from local village markets and you will be shocked of the amounts, They are so many standard private schools that their school fees are less than 500K (Note: School fees are paid per term not monthly). I can keep listing and won't stop many. Do you know that you can employ a driver and maid earning that amount in Nigeria per month?

NOTE: No amount of money have ever been enough for Nigerians and in Nigeria. Even when minimum wage was 18K and cup of rice was 20 Naira, Report came out that millions of Nigerians were living below $1 Dollar a day (Dollar was just 150 Naira then), Even when fuel was 60 Naira per litre, many Nigerian car owners were parking their cars at home and trekking for months because they couldn't afford to buy fuel. Even when bag of rice was 5K Naira many Nigerians couldn't afford it, Rice were eaten mostly on Sundays or during occasions or festive period.

LIVING ABOVE OUR INCOME IS A PURE NIGERIAN THING During the public Holiday, I went out and I saw with my two naked eyes how people were spending extravagantly for sallah. In my area and my base, club houses, Beer palour, recreational centers, eateries, hotels etc still get filled up on a daily bases (It is even more worst during the weekends, from Wednesday 95% of the rooms in all the guest house have been booked till the next Monday), Boys still spray money lavishly in club houses till date.

And I keep asking myself are Nigeria really suffering? or the online noises are all lies

Here on Nairaland, a guy bought a Hilux truck worth over 60 million Naira few days ago, My uncle who could't pay his house rent that was just 50K Naira in 2012, Is currently building a twin duplex presently in two different states in Nigeria (Note: This my uncle is a Nigerian based business man), Last week Friday, my neighbor bought his wife a new car worth 12 million Naira. My childhood friend will be getting married tomorrow, do you know that her husband to be is planning to give us her bridal train 200K Naira each and we are 7 in numbers (My friend did the amebo to me). They are lot and lot of so many new that I doubt that Nigerians are suffering.

My final inputs. Nigeria have never been better, for long we have been running around in circle and no current politician whether Tinubu, Atiku, Peter Obi, Kwankwaso, Sowore, Methuselah, King solomon can fix the country.

ALL THIS SONG WERE RELEASED EVEN BEFORE TINUBU HAD A DREAM OF BECOMING PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA.
Edris Abdulkareem sang "Nigeria Jaga-Jaga",
Wande Coal sang "Say na like this we go de dey"
African China sang "Lead us well"
Sound Sultan sang "BODMAS"
Femi Kuti sang "Sorry Sorry"
Many artist back then sang about how we are suffering in the country.

The Greatest of all time Fela Kuti (I call him a prophet) Sang lot and lot of song about Nigeria, and when you listen to them it is exactly what we can relate today. Fela songs revealed to me that Nigeria never progressed politically but just wondering in circle like a Zombie.

My Final take, 96-99% of Nigeria don't earn that amount per month and Mr. dear OP if you don't earn that amount monthly you have no right to say it is small, and if you are currently earning such and it is not enough then sit down and think about your life because the problem is from you not the amount.


May God help us.
TravelRe: Repatriated Nigerians Recount Ordeal Of Illegal Migration To Libya by DickenClarq(f): 1:11pm On May 24
Nigerian will never listen.

For an average Nigerian, every country is better and a paradise than Nigeria.

Everything happening in Nigeria has happened before and even worst.
My country Nigeria I not the best, but I can clearly tell you many countries are not better Nigeria even those once in Europe, Asia, the Americas etc.



God bless Nigeria
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Olise: Mourinho Spotted at DFB Pokal Final, Bayern Munich President Reacts by DickenClarq(f): 1:01pm On May 24
He should buy heaven and Earth but one thing is very certain, he will be sacked before the end of his contract.

Just two El classico losses will send him packing from Madrid.

Note, la liga is not like other league. What drove Mourinho from Madrid the last time will still be the cause of his sack this time around. Madrid called it a mutual agreement but we know it was a sack letter wrapped in a mutual agreement envelope.


May God save him
CrimeRe: Young South African Pharmacist Shot Dead Days After Opening Her Pharmacy by DickenClarq(f): 12:29pm On May 24
Those that like traveling out of town to get their medications have finally killed this pretty lady.

This is pure jealousy.

You can't create or build anything and when someone else does you become jealous.
Jealous people are the biggest witches that don't fly at night.

In addition. The rate of crime in S.A is unimaginable, it is only in S.A you will see rubbers attacking a bullion van in broad day light and it is a normal thing. When it come to robbery, Nigeria is still a toddler in the eyes of S.A.



May God help us.
BusinessRe: Which Nigerian Bank App Is The Worst In 2026? by DickenClarq(f): 12:17pm On May 24
UBA should come both first and last.
So that anyhow you start the ranking UBA should always come first.






May God help us
PoliticsRe: Youth Leader In Enugu Set Tinubu's Billboard On Fire by DickenClarq(f): 5:41pm On May 22
His fo*lish act should be condemned because it is unacceptable.

What if supporters of Tinubu start doing same to other candidates.

We should learn how to behave civilized and not like animals.




May God help us
BusinessRe: South African Pension Officials Visit Dangote Refinery by DickenClarq(f): 4:50pm On May 21
Why are their head shining like that?

Did they used groundnut oil for head cream?



May God save them
FamilyRe: Annoying Things My Uncle's Wife Does As A Content Creator by DickenClarq(f): 4:12pm On May 21
The devil have sacked all it's staffs at the Monitoring spirit department.

Human are now the once giving their enemies and the devil situation report of theirs daily life and their future plans.

Some even remind the devil that forgot to kill them overnight, That they are up and grateful

Some even go as far as showing the food they eat new clothes, cars, house etc they bought and they complain of kidnappings and robbery. Also ask yourself why is it that marriages no longer last long like a fire from a Matche-stick since the coming of social media?

Many rap artist and people have been killed or robbed in the U.S because of this foolish act of posting everything.


May God save us
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Won’t Rule As Dictator If Elected - Akin Osuntokun by DickenClarq(f):
Did Peter Obi ask you to speak for him?

I have never seen anyone using same losing strategy twice on same opponent.

Whether in War, Sports or Debates.

This 2023 strategy that the obidient or their allies are using again in 2027 will not work and can never work. They should go back to their drawing board.

99% of rural Nigerian who are the real voters and election riggers has zero knowledge of NDC.
They only know two parties APC & PDP.
Even if PDP don't present any presidential candidate it might still be voted as second.

Why? Because of oldness, popularity and consistency. Atiku already have the above for himself which Peter Obi or Kwankwaso don't have. So Atiku might come second with his ADC losers.

Atiku biggest chances of becoming president has been scattered twice by Peter Obi the 3rd class loser.
Anyhow your turn it everything is working toward Tinubu reelection and Nigerian will chop dried and frozen sh*t this time around after his reelection in 2027.




May God help us.
PoliticsRe: Only Foolish People Will Believe I'm Working For Tinubu - Kwankwaso (Video) by DickenClarq(f): 1:52pm On May 21
Yes. If I am working for Tinubu this is exactly what I will also say.

Trust any politician at your own risk.




May God help you
Foreign AffairsRe: Fury As Donald Trump Sues US Government, Settles Case For $1.8 Billion by DickenClarq(f): 8:40pm On May 19
This is so sad.

Some times I just hate reading comments on this platform.
Have we gone so low to support corrupt and criminal act because it is been perpetrated by a white man.

No matter how corrupt African leaders are, none have dared this, not even living and dead dictators like Ghaddaffi , Saddam Hussein not even Kim Jung un etc.

Please somethings are not always 'cruise', imagine a foreigner or an angry American bumping into this platform and reading some of the disgusting comments here?. They will end up generalizing us as f**ls.

My sincere appreciation to all those who contributed wisely and may God bless those who quickly rebuke and educate those children of the Devil that can support anything as far as it is from a white man.

Finally, TRUMP is a big Disgrace and a Cancer not only to America but the entire world!!!


May God help us all
FoodRe: Nigerian Prison Food Video Sparks Outrage by DickenClarq(f): 6:17pm On May 17
People outside the prison that are avoiding trouble and crime are not feeding well, and you want criminals, rapist, murderers, terrorist to eat well?



Why should they even eat well?

What are the reasons of even feeding them well?
If they don't like the food they should sentence the once that have been sentenced to life in prisonment to death at least this will reduce overcrowding and lack of food.

The bad food is part of their punishments.


May God save them
PoliticsRe: Ex-obidient Leader Kennedy Iyere Reveals Why Obi Is Weaker Today Than In 2023 by DickenClarq(f): 5:57pm On May 17
KomonSense:
Story go and ask God to save you first because you are a pathological liar and an APC stooge.
Stop hiding.


You said you served in Anambra State then bring forward your proof.

I am from Anambra and lived in Anambra for for over five years when Peter Obi was governor.

How dare you say Peter Obi lied? . . . Tell me what he lied about and let us fact check it.


You are the one that seriously needs God's forgiveness.

Swear with your womb if truly you are a woman.
I don't care if you think am a lady or not.

But the proof and the only proof that I can give to you is that, your Messiah is just a normal Nigerian politician who are well known liars and thief. Peter Obi is just like Atiku both are DESPERATE CHICS.

You can't compare Peter Obi 8years achievement to Alex Otti's 3+years achievement (I dare you to compare it), even Peter Obi can't even be compared to Donald Duke, Amechi, Makinde, Zulum, Ganduje, El-rufai, Wike Umahe, Mbah, Kwankwaso, Akpabio not even Ambode who just spent 4 years as a Governor in Lagos State, in terms of achievements (I dare you to do the comparison).

Please don't support blindingly, I stayed and served my country in Awka North LGA, Anambra state.
My Landlord (May God rest his soul) always call Peter Obi 'A Governor by mistake' and a curse to the state.


May God help you
PoliticsRe: Helicopter Assault, Ground Raid… The Three-hour Operation That Killed Al-minuki by DickenClarq(f):
Nice job

God bless America and Nigeria military

If I tell you that this was the main reason American army came to Nigeria you will think am a liar.

They shifted the terrorist and everyone attention to the Christian genocide bruha ha, while they were indirectly monitoring the main target were about and movements from the sky.
All those social media noises and senate sittings in America were all distractions and part of mission plan.

The US army later came to train Nigeria army for this operation specifically because they know that our army know the terrain better than them.

To God be the glory the terrorist was eliminated successfully, mission completed and they will be going back home to their country as heros.

Black Christians can now die in peace even in millions, dey no send.

Note: America only care about treat to their country and interest, when they neutralize the treat you are now on your own (OYO).


May God help us
SportsRe: Ronaldo, Al Nassr Lose AFC CL2 Final As Trophy Wait Goes On by DickenClarq(f):
I hope CR7 lift the SPL cup within the week.


This is what happens when you build your play around a 41years attacker. Portugal team will suffer if they build their play around CR7.

Messi is a playmaker, a winger and a finisher. A player that had 20+ goals and 20+ assist in one season and double figure goals and assist every season till date. He almost did same in the world cup.

A player that have the highest number of golden boots and hightest number of Best playmaker Awards.

Messi was the main reason why Argentina won the world cup and will be winning it again.

Note; CR7 is not looking for trophies again but 1000 career goal is his sole target.


May God grant it unto him
PoliticsRe: Ex-obidient Leader Kennedy Iyere Reveals Why Obi Is Weaker Today Than In 2023 by DickenClarq(f): 4:11pm On May 17
KomonSense:
Oga dont waste your vote or dont vote all .


If you are supporting Tinubu support him with your full chest and if you are supporting Obi, then support with you full chest . . .


Dont be a weakling
Am not Oga call me Madam.

I owe you nothing to support Tinubu and If I am supporting Tinubu they is nothing you can do about it than to insult and blackmail me as usual, that is the normal obidient trademark.

Peter Obi is liar and a thief and a chronic desperate party decamper. I served in Anambra state when Obi was the governor of the state. Governor Mbah and Otti's first tenor currently outclass fraud Peter Obi 8years as a Governor.

Note; I have no affiliation or support for any Party or candidate. Am 100% neutral



May God save you
PoliticsRe: Ex-obidient Leader Kennedy Iyere Reveals Why Obi Is Weaker Today Than In 2023 by DickenClarq(f):
Tinubu is very bad, incompetent and underperforming.

But Peter Obi or Atiku can never be an option. They are all desperate theifs and liars like Tinubu.

I saw this kind of Messiah syndrome and blackmail in 2015 during Buhari campaign, at the end, we were almost eating glasses and dry sh*t for food.

No one will blackmail me to see any politician as a Messiah not Atikulators or Obident, AmechiBombers, BATist.

I will vote anyother useless party on election day but not ADC, NDC,PDP, APC.


May God help us
Foreign AffairsRe: Record Number Of Americans Leaving The Country & Renouncing Their Citizenship by DickenClarq(f):
YES! It happened in Trump's first tenure and it is repeating itself again.


Trump is the most hated man in America currently, while the rest of the world see him as a Clown.
Even his MAGA wing die-hard supporters are now saying he was a mistake.

How can a president say that he don't care if prices of stuffs are going up due to the Useless Iranian war,
that he only want to stop Iran from from having a nuclear weapon, let Americans suffer.

When I see Nigerians openly insulting their country on social media, I find it funny. Go and check Americans social media spaces
The insult the presidents, curse their country and say worst things. One once wrote that if he can't relocate out of America by 30 years he will commit suicide.


May God help us
PoliticsRe: Atiku Will Not Step Down, Why Can't Obi Be VP In 2027 - Dele Momodu by DickenClarq(f): 8:53am On May 13
The moment Tinubu won 2023 elections I knew that he will stay in power till 2031.

Are people crazy?? Can't you all see the clear handwriting on the wall?

The only person that will make Tinubu to lose this coming election is God and it can only happen if he call him home.

Tinubu have very moderate base currently at the North even more than Kwankwaso, Only Atiku have better. Just like last election Tinubu is just targeting 25% from places that is not his strong hold, winning the entire WAR not the territorial BATTLES.
This is just very simple Mathematics and clear strategy.

All other candidates are just wasting their time and resources for nothing. I don't blame them God is punishing them for all the money that they looted.

May God help us

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