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Romance › Re: Top 8 Ways To Say "I Love You" Without Using Words by Dickk: 5:24pm On Jun 03, 2015

You can only 'say' something with your mouth.

Nairaland General › Re: Top Ten Myths About Introverts. by Dickk: 5:18pm On Jun 03, 2015

Absolutely true.

Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Of Nowadays Think Like This? by Dickk: 5:15pm On Jun 03, 2015

Are the ladies of oldadays any different?

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Celebrities › Re: Count Down To Airforce1's Album by Dickk: 5:11pm On Jun 03, 2015

Op, is that why you fvckingly opened a thread?

Romance › Re: Does Anybody Here Agree This Quote That Women Are In Charge Of Dating? by Dickk: 4:53pm On Jun 03, 2015

So what does that teach us?

Romance › Re: How Do Nairaland Boys Love Females Without Profile Pictures by Dickk: 4:51pm On Jun 03, 2015

Mtchewww.

Christianity Etc › Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by Dickk: 4:50pm On Jun 03, 2015

Hilariously true.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Dickk: 11:22am On May 29, 2015

raquelraquel:
Who is this? Do I know you? You sound like a p.rick and too razz for my liking

Bye

You must be high on some sort of improvised opium for this statement you mentally deranged vapid slubberdegullion.

Your personality reeks of an insipid sissyphelean backstabbing nitwit.

Do you think I give a fvck about you or the malapropism of fallaciloquence you wrote up there.

A shit-faced spunk drakula daywalker razzmatazz calling me razz, much to my chagrin.

Now go kiss a blarney stone with your flatulent bowl towel and quote me only if your miserable existence solely depends on it, understood?

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Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - NOMINATION & VERIFICATION THREAD. by Dickk: 11:14am On May 29, 2015

tohpahz:
Lol. I pray oo..

We will nominate an ugly king for you tongue

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Dickk: 11:11am On May 29, 2015

raquelraquel:
I don't understand your story

Just shut it and keep off my mentions, it's been long I go all dick on somebody and would love to be reincarnated.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Dickk: 7:37pm On May 07, 2015

missclasssy:
Deexxy just keep replying his rants with pictures and he will fizzle out

Asides silence, this is the best answer to a fool.

You too, okay asslickers are allowed.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Dickk: 7:35pm On May 07, 2015

Deexxy:
[color=#1980BC]I wish I had time for that.

You threw the first punch.

Which was actually Lame [/color]

I threw the first punch, gimme the link please, I'm actually learned and I don't fvck with peeps who go off their lane, you know you're not up to my standard, and I have the luxury of making that known to you

I'm quite accommodating walahi.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Dickk: 7:28pm On May 07, 2015

Deexxy:
[color=#1980BC]So this is your best way of killing boredom.

Sorry i'm indisposed right now.

Just kindly fhuuck off my mentions and regain your sanity. [/color]

Did you actually swallowed your mums b00bs whilst sucking it, da fuq is wrong with your head, even though its so obvious that you're an improvised dunderhead must you go ahead and display your impertinent self by acting all doped up, guy don't choose the wrong person to fvck with cos I have 9 life's like a cat; kindly apologize fvck off while you still have the time.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Dickk: 7:18pm On May 07, 2015

Deexxy:
[color=#1980BC]Borrussia,,D1ck,,fatalvelli why choose to be a coward?

I never knew you were this much of a rétard.

<---------Kindly swerve abeg.[/color]

Lol, see sherlock; is that why you threw disses at me, to show that you're smart! That's lame bro, Fatalveli

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Dickk: 7:13pm On May 07, 2015

Deexxy/naijaboiy or slave you're wasting my precious time, c'mon show me what you got

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by Dickk: 10:22am On Apr 14, 2015

TheDarkRebel:
~ Yeah I know.. mobb deep was good back then

He and west coast are sworn enemy. And he was the one that signed BIG when he left west coast to the east.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by Dickk: 10:12am On Apr 14, 2015

TheDarkRebel:
~ Yes..but that's Mobb Depp not Nas

Its mobb deep. "They come around but they never come close to, I can see it inside your face, cowards like you just get your body laced up, speak the wrong words men you will get touched, you're minor, we're major, you're holed up in the game and don't deserve to be a player, don't make me have to call your name out, my gunshot will make you levitate I'm only ...

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by Dickk: 10:07am On Apr 14, 2015

MzNelly:
Lol

No

oya gimme a kiss for that jhoor embarassed

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by Dickk: 6:59am On Apr 14, 2015

TheDarkRebel:
~ On point.. I was using the lyrics as warning to some dude here

Vjsmiles ..we know you have up to 7 monickers here...
Stop logging into them to like your own comments..
That sshit is rretarded

You do listen to Nas!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by Dickk: 6:47am On Apr 14, 2015

MzNelly:
Lol, you're crazy.

Just heard it now.

Like you were rapping.

Lol. Did you heard everything I said?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by Dickk: 9:45pm On Apr 13, 2015

missclasssy:
[color=#000030]It can be taken by a sorcerer using a special crystal
Figure it out [/color]

And I remember that a certain sorcerer, shota or what is her name used kahlan's power against her and asked her to fetch the stone of tears, she didn't take her power.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by Dickk: 9:35pm On Apr 13, 2015

missclasssy:
[color=#000030]Or use google [/color]

A confessors power can't be taken, it can only be subdued by a mord-sith... My head wanna blast! Damn you

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by Dickk: 9:14pm On Apr 13, 2015

missclasssy:
[color=#000030]Deenee was kahlan's sister.
Her confessor powers weren't taken. She was killed by Cara at Ayindril.[/color]

Brb! Lemme ransack my cerebrum.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by Dickk: 9:10pm On Apr 13, 2015

Kizmarty:
Ona sabi whine girls en

Lol bro!Seriously she's got a cute voice

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by Dickk: 9:10pm On Apr 13, 2015

missclasssy:
[color=#000030]It's not kahlan. Kahlan's confessor power wasn't taken. [/color]

Deenee or your statement is wrong.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by Dickk: 9:01pm On Apr 13, 2015

mirexxx:

If you ask a guy for 5000 naira recharge card with these voice, I'm pretty sure you'll receive 15 thousands naira own instead

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by Dickk: 8:52pm On Apr 13, 2015

Rooney kahlan two missclasssy. Should I continue? undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by Dickk: 8:50pm On Apr 13, 2015

Nneka123:
ok I'm back my last voice note for here http://www.datafilehost.com/d/19c9135b

Dechandel. drop yours asap!

mizmycoli

ronald4lif

Tashamania

pinkycute

lala247

cherryice

rokiatu

missclasssy

mirexxx miss Tiny voice

wristwatch

emusmith

ipledge Toddler

sleekyp

Jacksparrow

chipmunkey

Twaci

dickk

kilokeys

rickiRichards

Damn..... Please where are you residing, I must see you tonight. You've got a superbly sonorous seductive voice. angry

I command you to drop your digits now, I wanna hear that voice again embarassed

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by Dickk: 8:45pm On Apr 13, 2015

mirexxx:
lol thanks

Your voice tho. Looks like that of toddler.. cheesy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by Dickk: 8:26pm On Apr 13, 2015

missclasssy:
[color=#000030]I will give you a little riddle.

1.Take what leonardo di caprio was looking for under-water in the movie, Titanic.

2.Take the number of United states presidents that have been assassinated and divide by 2

3.Take the first syllable of the name of the last confessor whose powers were taken in season two of legend of the seeker

4 Take the first syllable of the captain of one of the teams that won over the weekend in the premiership

Join the four syllables together in this order
~ Ano Ofu Ato Abua
and you will arrive at her moniker. [/color]

How much will you gimme if I solve the riddle?

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