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Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by Nobody: 4:39pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
Here is how a man of God asked a sister out: 45 Likes 12 Shares |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by stephenqueen: 4:41pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
See the brother wey bin dey use bible woo sis elizabeth 44 Likes 8 Shares
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Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by yorubaboiy: 4:42pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
kayalla:.......yes ooo.......we pay #0 5 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by Aminat508(f): 4:43pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
so funny 2 Likes |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by KingTom(m): 4:43pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
Nice 1 Like |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by echobee(f): 4:44pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
Lovely 2 Likes |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by Nobody: 4:47pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
As funny as it seems this works like magic especially on all these "churchy" ladies. Why? Due to the pastor mentality that people have these days where the pastor is seen as a God and anything he says is seen as the truth, these naïve, gullible ladies would have no choice but to say yes to his proposal. 18 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by dharay99: 4:47pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
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Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by Princecalm(m): 4:49pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
and the girl will just accept easily despite the fact that this same pastor has not being seeing prophesy ever since but now he has seen one on her. 1 Like |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by Dickk: 4:50pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
Hilariously true. 2 Likes |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by naijaboiy: 4:52pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
30 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by xynerise: 4:54pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
I have watched the clip. You did not finish the joke. She told him she was HIV positive and also lost her womb after several abortions. She said since the lord chose her to be his wife then she will gladly accept....before she could finish the last statement, the Pastor vanished 134 Likes 12 Shares |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by Nobody: 4:57pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
misssclassy:As in ehn, those religious fanatics have been brainwashed by all those Abrahamic beliefs, that's why no matter how ugly a man of God is, he will still easily get a wife, how? Either he uses the method above or another pastor hands over a sister to him 3 Likes |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by Nobody: 4:59pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
xynerise:Baba, you know how lazy some peepz are over here, it jez gonna bore then up if i should finish it 4 Likes |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by xynerise: 5:02pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
Orijin101:Hmmmm....no vex. I think say you dey manage MB 6 Likes |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by Nobody: 5:06pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
xynerise:Dat one sef dey among the reason why i no gree finish am 10 Likes |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by traeces(m): 5:08pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
Go on, tell us what the lady said and what the guy did before the lady finished her response. |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by GeneralQuamdeen: 5:12pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
at the end, after doing the talk, the babe will do the walk |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by Twaci(f): 5:13pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by Nobody: 5:19pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
most pastors deceive more than Lucifer and dy be lyk "the lord said to me" 1 Like |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by Prettyvhickie(f): 5:19pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
Funny but origin have done that before,,i cant doubt*wink* |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by domopps(m): 5:24pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by Pheals(f): 5:25pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
Orijin101 tell me that's the way u woo now !! How u con know |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by Twaci(f): 5:29pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
domopps:Yeah, its been . Whachu been up to? |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by uncutz(m): 5:31pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
while on campus in the 90s a similar story was making round with twist variation. It goes thus: brother: Sis Priscilla...while I was praying I saw a vision. You were in a valley and I was on the mountain then I heard God saying, "my son, my son Amos seeth that my daughter, Priscilla is the one chosen for you...take her out of the pit and make her your wife. the sister told the brother she would pray about and after few weeks she came around to give her reply Sister: while I was praying I saw a vision. You were in a valley and I was on the mountain then I heard God saying, "my daughter seeth that my Amos...run away from him...he is a wolf in sheep skin". Bro what is the meaning of the dream 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by xynerise: 5:34pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
Orijin101:I know na |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by domopps(m): 5:35pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
Twaci: Don't mind me jawe! Am on vacation and decided to come down to Osogbo Osun State to chill but dear is dead boring @ this end Network self not encouraging! Cheeeeers |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by Twaci(f): 5:48pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
domopps:That's sad. And if I say u should come to Abia? 1 Like |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by kradleber: 5:54pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
Its totally wack |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by Nobody: 5:56pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
hmmm |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by domopps(m): 6:06pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
Twaci: Why not! Since am gona have fun plus would be my 1st time in the EAST Cheeeeers |
Re: Men Of God Gat The Best Wooing Lines Are Still The Best, Check This Out by Nobody: 6:40pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
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