Here is how a man of God asked a sister out:

Oh! sister Elizabeth. . . Sorry I'm sweating profusely, I just descended from the mountain.

On 19th of May, exactly 12PM, i was in a trance and I saw 5 girls, 3 from choir, 2 from the usher and i said: God! what is this?
God said to me, son! one of this girls will be your wife.
And i asked: God! what should i do now? And God said: son, go ye to the mountain and pray/fast for 14days.
Immediately! sister Elizabeth, you won't believe it, i packed all my things and headed to the mountain.
While i was in the mountain fasting and praying, i said God! reveal unto me that particular lady who will be my wife.
On the 14th day, Behold! i heard the voice of the lord like a thunder saying: Son! i want to deliver unto you, that lady that will be your wife!
And behold! As i looked, I saw YOU coming from heaven with a wedding gown, and i said: God! what is this?
God said unto me: THAT IS YOUR WIFE!!! I said: God! I know sister Elizabeth from a distance, God said: go unto her and tell her what I've said for it's only thou violence that taketh it by force!
So i ran down here to tell you straight away that God said YOU WILL BE MY WIFE!!!!!!

Isn't that the best wooing line ?

kayalla:
wait, some people dey pay to get their their post to FP?
just a question?

misssclassy:
As funny as it seems this works like magic especially on all these "churchy" ladies.
Why?
Due to the pastor mentality that people have these days where the pastor is seen as a God and anything he says is seen as the truth, these naïve, gullible ladies would have no choice but to say yes to his proposal.

As in ehn, those religious fanatics have been brainwashed by all those Abrahamic beliefs, that's why no matter how ugly a man of God is, he will still easily get a wife, how?

Either he uses the method above or another pastor hands over a sister to him

xynerise:
I have watched the clip.


You did not finish the joke.

She told him she was HIV positive and also lost her womb after several abortions. She said since the lord chose her to be his wife then she will gladly accept....before she could finish the last statement, the Pastor vanished

Baba, you know how lazy some peepz are over here, it jez gonna bore then up if i should finish it

Orijin101:

Baba, you know how lazy some peepz are over here, it jez gonna bore then up if i should finish it

xynerise:

Hmmmm....no vex. I think say you dey manage MB

Dat one sef dey among the reason why i no gree finish am

Twaci:

domopps:




Twaci love long time!




Cheeeeers

Orijin101:

Dat one sef dey among the reason why i no gree finish am

Twaci:
Yeah, its been . Whachu been up to?

domopps:




Don't mind me jawe! Am on vacation and decided to come down to Osogbo Osun State to chill but dear is dead boring @ this end Network self not encouraging!




Cheeeeers

Twaci:
That's sad. And if I say u should come to Abia?

Pheals:
Orijin101 tell me that's the way u woo now !! How u con know