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Who has watched Delivery man? In the movie, the guy sold his sperm and he later learnt he has 533 children. And all of the children formed a group and were looking for their father. Lol

I believe security officers are mostly for show.
What happens when gun wielding maniacs come calling?
The guy would probably speak to his leg and run away.
Who wan die.
If I was his boss though, I'd take his pic and show him when he wakes up to make him uneasy.
Sacking him is out of the question. Who can honestly say that he or she has not slept on company time before?

Demigods666:
It wasn't anything serious.

Didn't lacerate deep into the skin so no major blood vessels were injured, just punctured slightly through the epidermis and right out.

Look at the way they even stitched the place up

Any way they tried.
Nice one.

Not serious? Do you know the amount of force needed for a blunt object to penetrate the human skin and the damage it causes?

I think you should watch this movie, God's not dead. It's about a college student in a situation just like yours.

Is he a stun gun. lol

Oil oil oil, see what you have caused? In the not too nearest future, the demand for oil will drop soo much soo fast, some people's minds won't be able to comprehend it. In the era of e-cars and e-bikes and e-everything, who needs oil?

PaulIdu:
Wow it seems it's was a comment for another post . Don't know how it made it here

Ok. All is well.
And I'm sorry too for any bad thing I might have said.
Really sorry.

PaulIdu:
Both of you embarrass me

Bros mr know all, why aren't you answering me again? How and where did I embarrass you?

CrazyQuinn:
can you imagine? I should just take it? until I slice his dick in half and call it self defence he will know

I'm not saying rape is a good thing or that rapists shouldn't be punished but this case is not rape to me. Did she tell her husband to stop or try to push him off? I don't think so.

I believe you're not married. If you were, then you'll not be speaking like this.
I also hope you know there's nothing like temporary insanity in Nigerian judiciary. Just my own opinion though.

EgunMogaji:
That's for the ones used in extreme sports.
The ones in Citroen and Range Rover don't need those sorts of nonsense.
It'll be air powered by the engine.

Ok. Now I get it.

PaulIdu:
Both of you embarrass me

I'm sorry, but how did I embarrass you?

Abso1uteZero:
Not Happening...Seriously Though I Must Not Be The Only Guy Experiencing This...I Need Back Up

Started noticing it in my early teens but it has reduced drastically

Hugelion:
The last sunday i went to church was on march 2016, just because of my quiet nature they hated me and avoided me like plague whenever they are doing anything in the church, so on march i couldn't bear it anymore, i noticed that two of my churchmembers were on my facebook list, so i blasted them, i also explained to them that am human too, i shouldn't be treated like shit just because of how God created me buh instead they hated me the more, their hatred for me increased like 10 times, as i type this now, people that i don't know hate me, my feelings means nothing to them, i blasted them because i couldn't take it anymore, sometimes i ask myself am, what is wrong with me? am i the only quiet guy on earth? Why the hatred?

You're not the only quiet guy believe you me. My advice for you, if you have a brother, move with him and very soon all of his friends will "adopt" you as theirs too. This is what I did and still do.
From experience

EgunMogaji:
So the higher the center of gravity the more chance of roll over and the more petrol it uses.
My design idea is to incorporate a hydraulic suspension system. This will raise the vehicle needed and return it to standard money saving and safe height when not needed.

That is a great idea. Will there be an on-board computer to control it?

EgunMogaji:
1) There is wealth in Nigeria, trust me on this.
2) I don't understand the bolded.

I mean if the body is raised like that of an suv (riding high on its suspension)

EgunMogaji:
I'm certain that there will be a 2 door hatch/coupe (we'll create the market because it has been said that it is not liked in Nigeria), 4 door sedan and a truck.

Its not that hatch/coupe are not liked. It's just that the people who like it can't afford it (the youths). I don't know much about the engineering of a car but what would happen if a sedan or hatch is raised?
And I'm a 100% supporter of this venture.

EgunMogaji:
I'm certain that there will be a 2 door hatch/coupe (we'll create the market because it has been said that it is not liked in Nigeria), 4 door sedan and a truck.

Its not that hatch/coupe are liked. It's just that the people who like it can't afford it (the youths). I don't know much about the engineering of a car but what would happen if a sedan or hatch is raised?

EgunMogaji:
Thank you for sharing.

I had to be a CUV to carry the required suspension. That's a given.

Or a truck but not everyone likes trucks.

Have we also heard of military alliances? Do you know what it means? Most countries have at least 1 nowadays. Please don't talk about Cameroon or any other country taking Nigeria on in a war.

jobsat34:
You re wrong..
They need to flaunt what they possess to scare off any threat..
You think if Nigeria has Nuclear warhead, Cameroon would dare claim bakassi from us?
Maybe in my own opinion tho..

African nations signed an MOU not to develop or possess anything nuclear AS A WEAPON. Read and understand carefully though, the words in capital letters.

[quote author=Shymm3xx post=48645034]God forbid a war breaks out in Africa - these are the countries Nigeria would have to compete with for air superiority (looool):

Algeria
- Su-30 and MiG-29

Angola
-Su-30 and Su-27

Egypt
- F-16 Fighting Falcon and Dassault Mirage 2000

Uganda
- SU-30

Tunisia
- F-16

Morocco
- F-16

South Africa
- Saab JAS 39 Gripen


Lol, it's going to be so one sided that these countries would fly into Nigeria and bomb any part of Nigeria at will. These are African countries - not even mid-tier countries. SMH.

I Don't normally comment but let me just say this. Why are we always like this? Is it only jets that's used to determine the military prowess of a country? What about the navy? What about the army? My 2 kobo opinion

I asked my brother in law what he'd like in a car if he had the chance to choose and he said;
1) It has to be off the floor (the body)
2) The tyres should be big
3) The shocks must be strong
and some other irrelevant things but those three things are the most important things to him and im sure it is to other people who ply nigerian roads.

segzy14:
Kindly send your design to;
Samuelajoseengineers@gmail.com, info@saelimited.com and saeltd14@gmail.com.
Thanks

I've sent it

segzy14:
Kindly send your design to;
Samuelajoseengineers@gmail.com, info@saelimited.com and saeltd14@gmail.com.
Thanks

Ok. Will do that as soon as I' less busy. Thank you

Please, how much do you think it will cos to build a medium-sized 3 bedroom flat on 2/3 of a full-sized 1 plot of land in ajah? Professionals please, and just estimates. Thanks.
Abeg oga spyder880 and oga segzy14 ur expertise is needed

Babham:
oya clap for me

I'm clapping already o, can u hear it over there?

Babham:
she should pick one and throw it among the other stone...it must be either white or black...if black remain then she choose white

Correct

Bola's father owes money to an ugly rich man but he has no money to pay back. The rich man says "let's draw lots, I'll take two stones, one black and one white, if you pick the black stone, you pay me back and I marry your daughter but if you pick the white stone, all your debt is forgiven". As he bends to pick the stone, Bola noticed that the rich man picked two black stones instead of one black one white.
She can't accuse the rich man and
She can't tell her father
What should she do?

juhan:
lol quote bible wey you never read since dem born you


females rape? Biko what do they use to rape?

Are u an eejit?
Do u even know the meaning of rape?
Please look it up before u start saying rubbish.

We can be such dingbats sonetimes though. Who in their right minds would believe this? What else is she expected to say? That she had sex with her student who is a minor willingly? It's because it turned to pregnancy, that's why it was turned to jazz story.
MY opinion though.