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 Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Differentplace: 5:26am On Nov 17, 2014 |
RUDE AWAKENING --------------- ------------ Morning broke a little too soon; it always does in Lagos. I stretched on my bed some more, unwilling to rise just yet – It felt like I hadn’t had up to three hours of sleep. But the damned alarm wouldn’t stop sounding. Sleepily, I moved my hand to the top of my bedside drawer where the alarm clock was sitting, picked it up and peeked through half-opened lids; I couldn’t believe my eyes, Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/rude-awakening/ |
| Family › PLATOON 3 by Differentplace(op): 5:05am On Nov 17, 2014 |
PLATOON 3 --------------- ------------ The high pitched sound of the bugle pierced through the stillness of the morning sky. Soldiers and Man o war officials started swarming around the different hostels in Nysc permanent orientation camp Umudi, Imo state, issuing orders, hitting the hostel doors and windows in a bid to wake up the sleeping corp members. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/platoon-3/ |
| Education › School Headmaster Using Children To Reach Out To Their Mums For Love Affair by Differentplace(op): 9:19am On Nov 15, 2014 |
School Headmaster using children to reach out to their Mums for love affair --------------- ------------ At the primary school I teached after my secondary school education, I asked the children to tell me where their parents works. Starting with you Joy, where does your parents work? Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/school-headmaster-using-children-to.html?m=1 |
| Family › Truth Becomes Scary by Differentplace(op): 7:34am On Nov 15, 2014 |
Truth becomes scary --------------- ------------ The primary six pupils I taught were about being send forth to secondary school. They refused coming together to take a picture with me for the year book. I tried to convincing them of the importance of taking the picture together. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/truth-becomes-scary.html?m=1 |
| Family › Why You Should Have A Pot Belly by Differentplace(op): 6:37am On Nov 13, 2014 |
WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE A POT BELLY --------------- ------------ Pot bellies also known as beer bellies are common sights these days especially among the male population. The craze for 6 pack abs seems to be dying down among the men folk. The pot bellies I am referring to in this context are the ones that come as a result of dietary choices and behavior not the ones that are symptoms of kwashiorkor disease or the ones sent in by spiritual forces from the village. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/pot-belly/ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Differentplace: 6:30am On Nov 13, 2014 |
WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE A POT BELLY --------------- ------------ Pot bellies also known as beer bellies are common sights these days especially among the male population. The craze for 6 pack abs seems to be dying down among the men folk. The pot bellies I am referring to in this context are the ones that come as a result of dietary choices and behavior not the ones that are symptoms of kwashiorkor disease or the ones sent in by spiritual forces from the village. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/pot-belly/ 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Differentplace: 6:27am On Nov 13, 2014 |
FINDING MR RIGHT --------------- ------------ The girl staring back at me had a lot of puffiness beneath her eyes, like tiny ridges, bordering eyes that had been reddened by nights after nights of tears and despair. Her colour was pale; too pale to leave any trace of beauty, and her lips seemed swollen (or had they always been that big?). I shuddered!! Who the heck was she? I turned away from my mirror, visibly shaken by who I had just seen. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/finding-mr-right/ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Differentplace: 6:25am On Nov 13, 2014 |
WITH NO MOURNFUL GROAN --------------- ------------ More than a year has passed since her marriage failed. Her father died the same year, the same month. She could not understand how a thing can, within a short time, become completely another thing. How can darkness completely envelop a room as soon as a fire is put out? Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/mournful-groan/ |
| Nairaland General › Help! My Son Wants To Be Like Nigerian Politicians by Differentplace(op): 6:58am On Nov 12, 2014 |
Help! My son wants to be like Nigerian politicians --------------- ------------ This is not the first time he has been doing this, it is getting out of hand, I don't know what to do with him. He stole a meat again from his mother's pot after warning him of what he would turn out to be in future if he doesn't stop stealing now. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/help-my-son-wants-to-be-like-nigerian.html?m=1 |
| Sports › Leaving For Brazil To Return My Wife's Brazilian Hair To The Owner by Differentplace(op): 6:56am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Leaving For Brazil To Return My Wife's Brazilian Hair To The Owner --------------- ------------ I told my wife a week before the world cup began earlier this year to guess what? She asked what was that? I told her we will be going to Brazil that week. She excitedly exclaimed wow! Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/leaving-for-brazil-to-return-my-wifes.html?m=1 |
| Christianity Etc › Bus Conductor Tricked Me by Differentplace(op): 3:35pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
Bus Conductor Tricked Me --------------- ------------ I was in a bus o, one morning, going to Asaba. A church sister who was coming back from an All Night service sat near me. As the bus was moving I smiled, stared at her in lust. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/bus-conductor-tricked-me.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › The Proof That Warri People Are The Wisest In Nigeria by Differentplace(op): 9:12am On Oct 18, 2014 |
The Proof That Warri People Are The Wisest In Nigeria --------------- ------------ All of us in Warri all met at the Warri City Stadium for a convention tagged; "Warri People Are Not stupid". The leader told us that we were all there that day to prove to the world that we Waffarians, are not stupid. He asked if he could have a volunteer. I stood up and worked my way through the crowd stepping up to the stage. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/the-proof-that-warri-people-are-wisest.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › How I Was Bribed To Stand In Front Of A Moving Car And Was Jammed by Differentplace(op): 8:40am On Oct 18, 2014 |
How I Was Bribed To Stand In Front Of A Moving Car And Was Jammed --------------- ------------ I was at a car park, a man walked up to me and said, Hi! He said he needed my help. I asked, how can I help him. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/how-i-was-bribed-to-stand-in-front-of.html?m=1 |
| Family › She Was Told To Go Home After The Act And I Followed Her For My Own Share by Differentplace(op): 7:58am On Oct 18, 2014 |
She Was Told To Go Home After The Act And I Followed Her For My Own Share --------------- ------------ When I used to work at a factory, one afternoon, me and my co - worker were talking. She said she can make our Oga give her the day off. I asked her how would she do that. She said I should just wait and see, and she hanged herself upside down from the ceiling. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/she-was-told-to-go-home-after-act-and-i.html?m=1 |
| Family › To Save Their Marriage Woman Tells Husband To Always Beat Her by Differentplace(op): 3:46pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
To Save Their Marriage Woman Tells Husband To Always Beat Her --------------- ------------ Jiro, my new neighbour, was giving his wife the beating of her life. The woman shouted for help. There was none. She kept shouting for help. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/to-save-their-marriage-woman-tells.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › Man Laughs As House Bombs by Differentplace(op): 8:29am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Man Laughs As House Bombs --------------- ------------ I've not been at home for quite sometime now, going for shows here and there. Reports reaching me from our neighbourhood is that three men were on a plane, the first man threw a rock down, the second man threw a block down, and the last man threw a bomb down. When the plane landed on the ground, the men started walking down our street and saw a woman, Mama Baby crying. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/man-laughs-as-house-bombs.html?m=1 |
| Family › New Wife Orders Husband And Family Around by Differentplace(op): 7:09am On Oct 14, 2014 |
New Wife Orders Husband And Family Around --------------- ------------ Over the weekend I was at my uncle's place in Ikeja welcoming his newly wedded wife in our traditional manner. I was shocked with what this new wife spitted out of her mouth when Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/new-wife-orders-husband-and-family.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › Robber Mistakenly Submits Himself To The Police While Robbing by Differentplace(op): 6:57am On Oct 14, 2014 |
Robber Mistakenly Submits Himself To The Police While Robbing --------------- ------------ Boku is his name, he is my neighbour. He tried robbing a house. As he starts to unlock the door, the police patrolling that night Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/robber-mistakenly-submits-himself-to.html?m=1 |
| Education › Lecturer Gets Me Insulting Him And Gives Me The Go Ahead To Continue by Differentplace(op): 8:04pm On Oct 13, 2014 |
Lecturer Gets Me Insulting Him And Gives Me The Go Ahead To Continue --------------- ------------ A Lecturer in my school had gotten on my nerve for giving me two straight carry overs In his courses he took us in my first semester in the school and second semester. I decided to paint his name bad in the school. I Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/lecturer-gets-me-insulting-him-and.html?m=1 |
| Family › My Wife Poses As My Girlfriend And Catches Me by Differentplace(op): 7:21am On Oct 13, 2014 |
My Wife Poses As My Girlfriend And Catches Me --------------- ------------ She bought a new sim card and puts it on her phone. She then decided to surprise me. I was sitting on the long chair in the parlour watching a premier league game. She Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/my-wife-poses-as-my-girlfriend-and.html?m=1 |
| Romance › Do This And She Will Call You Back After She Refused Picking Your Calls by Differentplace(op): 6:59am On Oct 13, 2014 |
Do This And Your Girlfriend Will Call You Back After She Refused Picking Your Calls --------------- ------------ She is not picking your calls. Don't bother yourself my guy, just cool down and follow this steps that I'm about to show you and she will pick your call and even call you back when she sees your missed call. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/do-this-and-your-girlfriend-will-call.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › Man Gets Confirmation From Me That He's About To Go Mad by Differentplace(op): 6:45am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Man Gets Confirmation From Me That He's About To Go Mad --------------- ------------ I was sitting on a bench outside a chemist store when a man walked into the chemist and complained, his head and stomach were paining him. I rushed into the store and asked him, Sir, is it paining you well well? He looked at me and Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/man-gets-confirmation-from-me-that-hes.html?m=1 |
| Pets › Animals In Ewherukowharien Forest Warri Booked My Manhood For Lunch by Differentplace(op): 6:33am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Animals In Ewherukowharien Forest Warri Booked My Manhood For Lunch --------------- ------------ I was bored at home that morning and decided to follow my hunter friend Oki on a hunting trip faraway in the forest of Ewherukowharien in Warri where it was said that some of our ancestors who violated the land by bathing naked in the rain like little kids where buried alive. It was my first time of going hunting. Oki has been hunting since I know him. When we reached the middle of the forest, Oki Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/animals-in-ewherukowharien-forest-warri.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › How I Escaped Death Sentence From This Man by Differentplace(op): 2:28pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
How I Escaped Death Sentence From This Man --------------- ------------ I worked as a shop attendant in a shop. The shop sold fruits only in full basket. A huge man came and wanted to buy half basket of fruits. I tried to explain to him that we only sell full baskets, but he looked at me angrily and I quickly stopped explaining to him for fear of being beaten up by him. I told him to wait a few minutes for me to Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/how-i-escaped-death-sentence-from-this.html?m=1 |
| Politics › Hungry Nigerian Lion Devours Politician by Differentplace(op): 4:17pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Hungry Nigerian Lion Devours Politician --------------- ------------ A politician, names witheld, on the 16th of september this year, travelled to America to spend his annual vacation with his friend who lives there. On arrival, the friend took him out to see places. The last place he took him to, was the zoo. In the zoo, they visited the lions' cage. Suddenly, Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/hungry-nigerian-lion-devours-politician.html?m=1 |
| Business › When I Bought My First Radio by Differentplace(op): 4:24am On Oct 09, 2014 |
When I Bought My First Radio --------------- ------------ I was a kid, 15 or thereabout, when I bought the first radio I had in my life. An Aboki sold it to me. When I got home I switched on the radio and it talked for two hours then I told it; For the whole day you have been talking, your throat must be dry and thirsty. I then ran to Mama Nkechi's place and Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/when-i-bought-my-first-radio.html?m=1 |
| Family › Marketer Lands Himself In Trouble In My House by Differentplace(op): 10:52am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Marketer Lands Himself In Trouble In My House --------------- ------------ I was at home yesterday afternoon and heard a knock on my door. I answered it only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying an electric vacuum cleaner. Good morning sir, he said, can I borrow your time? I would like to demonstrate and show you the latest high powered electric vacuum cleaners in town. Go! I don't have money to buy, I am with nothing at the moment, I told him and tried pushing him out. He Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/marketer-lands-himself-in-trouble-in-my.html?m=1 |
| Politics › How The Nigerian Police Is Related To Stop And Search by Differentplace(op): 5:35am On Oct 08, 2014 |
How The Nigerian Police Is Related To Stop And Search --------------- ------------ Nigerian Police! Hmm! So I thought it's time to write about them. There is one thing I like about them, they are our friend. A friend in need, is a friend indeed. Will you see your friend suffering under a hot sun and not help out? Certainly no! This is the mindset of the Nigerian police, which should apply to us, lol. So why did I decide to write about the Nigerian police today? Why because, their stop and search many a times is something else. I'm not saying is bad but, they abuses it sometimes. Sometimes, this stop and search is just to delay you to let go off ''something for the boys'' yesterday, some Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/how-nigerian-police-is-related-to-stop.html?m=1 |
