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The Nigeria I Saw In A Nightmare
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I wanted to go to bed but had to eat something. I opened fridge, all the things in the fridge had turned to block, the light had been on for two years without going off. I finished eating and went to bed. While in bed, I realised I have to reduce the speed of the fan, the voltage is too high. I woke up in the early hours of the morning to the sound of cool music. I got up and went into the bathroom. The cold is too much this morning, I realised and turned on the hot- water tap. While drying myself with my towel, I put on the radio and heard

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His Parents Lack Of Understanding
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His parents, lol I actually meant my parents. Cause of the shame, I had to title this one, His Parents. Not only old age tells alot on the human mind, young age do tell. When I was in nursery school, that time my parents were not too old o, my teacher gave me a letter from school to give to them. I got home and

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My Wife Deceived Me In Vain
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Alone at home my wife got bored and decided to deceive me. She picked up a biro and a paper, wrote a note and dropped it on the table and went into hiding under the bed. When I came home from work I saw the note and read it. It said; I am tired of this marriage Ofego, and I have decided to quit, please don't look for me. I laughed, picked up my phone and dialled a number; Hello, finally she is gone. I regret ever marrying her. How I wish I knew, I would have married you, but thank God she is gone now, we

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This Man Wants To Wreck My Marriage
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Is it a criminal offence to get married? Just because I am married and my wife is Miss Nigeria some people don't just want to let me be. I was in the office when my wife heard a knock on our door. She went to open it and saw one man who asked her if she

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Man Who Just Got Married Falls In Love With His New Neighbour
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My Bros that wedded his sweetheart Temitope, not quite long ago, is now in love with his new neighbour o. Will I blame him? The girl is more beautiful and down to earth than his wife na. But does it worth it? I got to know of this, due to my constant visit to the area. Last friday he wanted to spend quality time with his new found love so he told his wife he was going for a seminar in Abraka, and will be back in a week's time. He quickly packed his belongings, said goodbye to his wife and left. When he saw that his wife had entered the house, he sneaked into the girl's house which was opposite their own, and had fun, spending the whole night with her. Early the next morning, he

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Rat In My Room Revenge
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Learn from my mistake here, you could be a victim if you don't read this, but God forbid, so read, and know how to tackle it if it comes. Getting calls from strange numbers can be scareful and stressful at the same time. One called me and said; Hello? Hello, who am I speaking with? I asked. The voice asked; I guess I'm speaking with Mr Ofego? I said; Yes! You are speaking with Mr Ofego, who is this please? The person queried;

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See What A Teacher Is Teaching Kids Because Of The Nigerian Government
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I was going to see a friend one tuesday morning. Passing by a primary school, I overheard a teacher in a class asking the children, what is 1+1? The children said; ''8''. The teacher said; "Correct". I was amazed at this and stopped. I asked myself, does this teacher know what he is teaching?

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Life Is Full Of Surprises These Are Some Of Them
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I never for once understood the saying; Life is full of surprises. Not until I saw these surprises and was surprised at them themselves. A poor native doctor who promises you wealth. Oh my God! A Dentist with rotten teeth and bad breath. Surprising! When a Company Driver's children walk at least 2km to and fro school everyday. So surprising! The Principal's child.

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See What A Man In My Village Committed
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In my village, one man, who had no wife, no child, no money, no home and, a blind mother, saw a magician one day, when he was in the bush. The magician told him he would grant him one wish, only one wish. He said, he should tell him one thing he wished, and, he will do it for him that moment. The man said; Okay, I have one wish.

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Girls Get This When They Ask Unnecessary Question Instead Of Listening When Guys Talk
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I was having a nice time with my girlfriend yesterday. I said to her; Cutie pie I am going to tell you a story with 4 parts. Remember that it is 4 parts o. She said; Okay. I said, Alright, I am going to start with part 1. There was a husband and wife, they were driving to a camp site when they came on crossroads. The husband said to the wife, Let us take the left road. The wife said, I think we should take the right road. The husband gave the wife.

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Even New Born Babies Pray Against Untimely Death See This One Do So
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My friend, mouth sealed, name withheld, who impregnated a girl, I've been quiet all this while o. Why I want to talk now is that the girl gave birth last saturday. She had used abortion pills bought for her by that my friend before now, to make sure the baby does not come but goes back to where he's from before actually getting to this world. But somehow, the abortion pills yielded no result.

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My Forgetful Uncle And How He Ended Up With His Forgetfulness
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Sometime last year an uncle of mine along with his family and I travelled to the ranch in Calabar for the mid year holiday. While there, an Evangelist who had a beautiful horse and was about to travel back to where he's from, cause he has been transferred back home, decided to sell the horse before leaving. He approached my uncle and gave him reasons and benefits of buying it, that it'll save transportation to and fro the ranch. My uncle agreed to buy it and they bargained price. Arriving at a reasonable price in which they both agreed on, my uncle paid and climbed onto the horse. He said to the animal; Move! The horse did not budge.

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Nigerian Husbands Does Not Say I Love You To Their Wife Why This Is So
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I was opportuned to speak in a church conference for men on how to live in a loving relationship with their wives. I asked the men how many of them love their wife. I asked this cause I've noticed that Nigerian men hardly say I love you to their wife.

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Newly Wedded Couple In Disunity Wife Retired Prostitute Husband Retired Player
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Yesterday, I had the chance of visiting a friend whom I attended his wedding some few weeks back in Warri. He just returned from his honeymoon and it was obvious to me that he and his wife are not talking to each other. From my few hours stay there I noticed it, and took him aside.

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