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@ Uzygirl, Goodguy, Salsera, NSNA, Scorpio, Orikinla

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@ Orikinla

Thanx for the comment. I will really need your help too.

Please, kindly read the remaining part


ALL MEN ARE BAD


“We must become the change we want to see in the world” – Gandhi



“When the program that runs in a female body gets corrupted by various viruses named project “HURT”, there is a malfunctioning that takes place which consistently produces an output called ALL MEN ARE BAD. A female, without thinking it through, will spurt this sentence to her male friends as if the male friend is not even included in the “all men are bad syndrome”. This simply means she has moved from a logical platform to an illogical one. Well, how do we solve this heart ache symptom? I believe an antivirus should be injected into their system to produce a different output called “ALL MEN ARE DIFFERENT”



A lady is born. “Wow” there is rejoicing in the earth (well, at least her parents are happy). Her first sit, crawl, stand and walk is celebrated with much enthusiasm, she goes through various formal institutions in life facing various challenges from exams to human differences. She has a goal, so no matter the stress she goes through in this uncongenial environment; she comes out of it a winner and breathes a sigh of relieve and actually celebrates it. But when it comes to the almighty committed relationship, she gives up at any sign of stress; she holds on to her ideal and hope everything works out. What do you think? I think I should develop an axiom for her;





“Before you graduate from the institution called Committed Relationship, you must pass one of the most difficult exams called Selflessness 101”



One of the indications that we don’t understand something is failure. So when a relationship fails, it simply means we need to retract, stay all night if need be, check out your mistakes, master them and go for the exam and this time with an attitude of “I am willing to give it my best shot”. When the ALL MEN ARE BAD attitude resurfaces and you secretly want to get married then two laws are functioning in your body. You must change the output to ALL MEN ARE DIFFERENT so you can understand you are in a different terrain and easily face the challenges that come with it.



“You cannot blame your circumstances for what you create.”



When ever a woman says a man is bad, what she does not understand is that she herself is bad because humans do not attract that which they want, but that which they are. Not what they pray and wish for, but that which they are. So you must improve yourself to the level of what you want, to get what you want. Maybe an anecdote might help;



Here is a lady approached by a married man (without her prior knowledge of the marital status). He trips her, spends money on her, and promises her marriage to sleep with her. She caves in and becomes deeply emotionally involved. Then comes the bombshell, she finds out. She becomes distress and seems justified to curse and rain abuses on him but she remains emotionally messed up. She becomes skeptical about men that come her way and resolves in her heart not to allow such happen to her again. No matter the shade of men that comes her way, her perspective is never to go through the same emotional pain again, so she tries not to get involve emotionally until she is sure.





Sure? Sure of what? This woman did not analyze herself to see the vices that blinded her to this deception. She did not check her lust, greed and selfishness. There is no complete overhaul of her internal process and she expects to be attracted to the right man. Even if the right man comes her way, she would not recognize him because she is not equipped to. Her neurons simply translates a good man to be tall rich and handsome. Even if she gets married, she will compromise a lot, to keep the relationship going or the relationship deteriorates and she ends up in the same circle……………… “



Lara closed her bible which she did not refer to and believed she could hear a pin drop in a room of about 5,000 single females; she simply walked out of the stage, paced out of the hall and headed straight to her End of Discussion.

@  omot208

I am impressed; very impressed. You really tried, you actually maintained the plot. I am truly impressed.

Are u in Nigeria?

Please, send me a mail @ me@dipotepede.com

I will be expecting your mail,

@ Orikinla

Let me see if I can draw up a bullet point for your review;

1. I should safe gaurd the title because it's okay and can be stolen

2. I did not research my story

3. You recommended an improvement in my English Language.

4. You want me to interact with others in American and English Forum


Thanx for the review!

Lonely Londoner


Parker stumbled into Harrods and headed straight into the shirt section. His head began to do numbers on how much it will amount to when he converts the cost of a shirt to Nigeria Naira and he immediately stopped; the figure was running to six digits. He looked at his seven months old SWATCH and felt out of place with the crowd. He knew he had to get a shirt because he had a meeting in 30 minutes time that will change his career for good. He had left his apartment at the North to Knight Bridge with a clean Calvin Klein shirt and Polo by Ralph Chinos but he had messed the shirt up because of his frequent habit of masturbation. He immediately weighed the price heavily against his savings and decided to look for a cheaper shop. As he turned round to go, he was greeted by his past; standing face to face with him and extending her fingers was Jumai.



“Hello Parker, what a surprise?” as she extended her hand and on the move to hug him. Parker immediately shifted away, not wanting her to notice the sperm-stained shirt, he immediately held her on her shoulders “look at you, you look so beautiful” he managed to say and quickly added “I heard you finally married Musa.” She was shocked at his behavior towards him “Is this how you speak to someone you have not communicated with for the past 4 years?” He immediately felt ashamed with his present behavior and said “I am very sorry Jumai, why not give me your contact in UK and I promise to check on you but right now I am pressed for an urgent meeting.” Parker bolted away as soon as they exchanged phone numbers and addresses. Jumai immediately went after him calling his name. “Hey Parker, let me invite you for a church program this night” she said immediately she caught up with him. She handed him the flier and patted his back.




Parker had never been hit with a “triple in one” shock; Jumai, an Islam protagonist turns Christian, a very poor girl in school picking suits upon suits in Harrods and the very reserved and ugly Jumai looking trendy and beautiful. Jumai had always had a thing for him and he took the advantage of that weakness to sleep with her. Now he wandered if it was possible again with all this church talk. He immediately recalled the night he met with Lara; the crazy babe he dated for three years, all the time proclaiming she was a virgin and ended up being an HIV patient. He and Musa had gone to Moremi Hall to see Jumai and he was immediately struck with the beautiful, elegant and well dressed lady he saw in Jumai’s corner. He was overwhelmed and all his senses were lost. He knew he must have this girl, as she said “hello, Jumai is in the bathroom. Let me tell her you are here” She dropped the book she was reading and went out of the door. He quickly regained his senses and picked up the book; on the cover was inscribed “REFORMATION OF THE CHURCH BY Noel Woodruff”. He did the calculation of the next line of approach.



When Lara came back in, he asked her casually about her fellowship and said he was interested in joining one. The rest was history though it took Lara 2 years to finally concede with his advances. As he stood on the street of Central London, he regretted thinking about Lara because he knew he would not be able to think about anything else. He looked at his watch and realized it was seven minutes to the meeting time and he had not bought the shirt. There was an immediate spasm of urge that flowed through his body and he felt so mad at himself. “Not now” he said to himself as the urge sprang a deep feeling inside of him. He tried to pray but he felt empty and he determined to use his will to overcome this one as he headed straight to the meeting place. He looked to his side and saw two couples engaging in a very deep kiss, he immediately turned to the restaurant he ate this morning, headed straight to the toilet to start the process of masturbation

Thank you all for your comments; I really appreciate it!

Does this mean I am good to go with the novel.

Check the next piece below this post.

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