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Romance › Re: You are shameless; guy blast girl for showing Pvssy Online(vaseline Crew) by dirtyslap(m): 11:59am On Oct 06, 2016

*Sighs* and I was hoping it's.... Never mind *drops vaseline*

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Romance › Re: Alternator Facts by dirtyslap(m): 11:53am On Oct 06, 2016

Look here young man, this is romance section not mechanic section. You need to STFUandGTFO. undecided

we deal with boobs related topics here not car alternator.

Romance › Re: Wow!!! This Is Couple Goals… by dirtyslap(m): 11:48am On Oct 06, 2016

Damilolababy:
I guess so

dami are you the owner of those boobs in your dp?

Romance › Re: Wow!!! This Is Couple Goals… by dirtyslap(m): 11:45am On Oct 06, 2016

Couples goals kor, couples freekicks ni. Rubbish

Crime › Re: Teacher Rapes Six-year-old Pupil In Lagos by dirtyslap(m): 11:41am On Oct 06, 2016

Fine art teacher? Maybe he wanted to draw the little girls pussy. Rubbish undecided

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Romance › Re: How To Be Broke And Still Be A Ladies Man. by dirtyslap(m): 11:34am On Oct 06, 2016

I can bet with my two balls your brother washes the panties of those girls that flocks around him. Afterall he is mr nice guy. undecided

Romance › Re: Which One Will You Choose As A Wife For You Or Your Brother? (photos ) by dirtyslap(m): 9:15am On Oct 06, 2016

ajibolabd:
so that when your wife mistakenly kill somebody with so called accidental discharge, your brothers wife will acquit him in court abi? Well done

lol you are smart, I appreciate dat.

Romance › Re: Trapqueen77 by dirtyslap(m): 9:06am On Oct 06, 2016

TrapQueen77:

Oohhh puhhlleeeaasssee! Boo, lemme clear... U will only see me on ROMANCE SEXTION coz this is the most fun sextion u can imagine... where all the freaks and some non-freaks meet together. Besides Romance Sextion is ain't a Rocket Science...

I will assure u tat u won't see me writing boring stories in DIARY, crying on Obituary, selling chinchin or moimoi in Business or fight for change in Politics....

lol mad girl

Romance › Re: Which One Will You Choose As A Wife For You Or Your Brother? (photos ) by dirtyslap(m): 8:59am On Oct 06, 2016

ajibolabd:
A - POLICE
B - LAWYER
C - NURSE
D - SOLDIER

I will choose the lawyer for my brother and I will take the soldier.

Family › Re: I Think I Hate My Father. Help!! by dirtyslap(m): 8:53am On Oct 06, 2016

ItsQuinn:
Nice ....I'm so happy for you...wish you all the best, i pray for more and more blessings to come your way

thanks milady. wink

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Romance › Re: Where Is The Right PLACE To Go Look For A Wife? (I Wan Settle Down) by dirtyslap(m): 8:50am On Oct 06, 2016

Brothel

Family › Re: I Think I Hate My Father. Help!! by dirtyslap(m): 8:45am On Oct 06, 2016

ItsQuinn:
hahahaha.....I understand ....dont worry with time your wounds will heal....you are a soldier after all

a naval to be precise cool

Family › Re: I Think I Hate My Father. Help!! by dirtyslap(m): 8:43am On Oct 06, 2016

eyinjuege:
Just a genuine question, do you think your mother poisoned your mind against your dad? Either subtly or even overtly?

I've always believed children always know the parent that shows them love, and I don't believe they can be poisoned against their fathers by their mothers as people generally believe. They see what's going on around them.

poisoned u say? Lol he wasn't even available to be poised against.

Family › Re: I Think I Hate My Father. Help!! by dirtyslap(m): 8:33am On Oct 06, 2016

ItsQuinn:
u are welcome .....until he works REALLY hard to win you back then you can show him your love

he can't win me back...he lost me long ago...he is d reason I become a military man...if he come to me, I swear down, I'm gunning him down.

Family › Re: I Think I Hate My Father. Help!! by dirtyslap(m): 8:22am On Oct 06, 2016

ItsQuinn:
you're right! Thats so painful, your father was a bloody coward! He doesn't deserve your love because he didn't give you his love all this while.

you are smart, I appreciate dat.

Family › Re: I Think I Hate My Father. Help!! by dirtyslap(m): 8:10am On Oct 06, 2016

ItsQuinn:
Jesu

no kidding, I'm serious..he ran away from his responsibilities. He is now finding ways to come beg now that I'm a man that can take care of my bills and his. Now he remember he has a son. Fuvk dat.

Romance › Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by dirtyslap(m): 8:04am On Oct 06, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
Now this is funny

Romance › Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by dirtyslap(m): 7:59am On Oct 06, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
you truly need dirty slap

bros ayam not joking ooo...even sef u r going to be a baby daddy to twins....I saw it in my dream. Your moniker was written on their forehead.

Family › Re: I Think I Hate My Father. Help!! by dirtyslap(m): 7:57am On Oct 06, 2016

general111:
lol.funny man.thanks a lot.

Romance › Re: Meet The Lady With The ‘Biggest Natural Boobs’ On Social Media (Pics) by dirtyslap(m): 7:55am On Oct 06, 2016

[quote author=lereinter post=49957833][/quote]bros 4get ooo...I no dey fear anytin.

Romance › Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by dirtyslap(m): 11:27pm On Oct 05, 2016

Smallville10:
in fact god says u should give urself a dirty slap

*sighs*

Family › Re: I Think I Hate My Father. Help!! by dirtyslap(m): 11:25pm On Oct 05, 2016

I hate my dad too....no big deal...mum rocks...gimme a gun, I will shoot my dad in split seconds.

Romance › Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by dirtyslap(m): 11:19pm On Oct 05, 2016

Smallville10:
who be dis one. Are u d prophet

STFUandGTFO undecided

Romance › Re: Photos Of Students Going Topless Over School Fees In South Africa by dirtyslap(m): 11:10pm On Oct 05, 2016

TrapQueen77:
Hahahahaahah.. YES ooo... It's like chasing some snacks... whether we gone pull it or leave d snacks dangling upandan

spoilt pikin...am just shake my head for you.

Romance › Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by dirtyslap(m): 11:06pm On Oct 05, 2016

Synzu:
Odogwu

I see you impregnating 2girls @ the same time if you don't stop flirting around....heed to the word.

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Romance › Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by dirtyslap(m): 11:03pm On Oct 05, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
Jacksparrow

I see you becoming a baby daddy soon. Prepare

Romance › Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by dirtyslap(m): 11:01pm On Oct 05, 2016

Smallville10:
d lord said u need a dirtyslap

lol...it's like you want thunder to strike your balls bah?

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