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RomanceRe: If You Can Relate To These 15 Pictures,go And Marry by dirtyslap(m): 11:06pm On Oct 15, 2016
suzan404:
I can relate to everything,oya come and force me angry tongue
where are your boobs?
RomanceRe: Please Advice Me by dirtyslap(m): 11:04pm On Oct 15, 2016
Rubbish undecided
PoliticsRe: Buhari Visits Brigadier-Genera Aliyul In A Hospital At Berlin Germany (Photo) by dirtyslap(m): 9:42pm On Oct 15, 2016
SpitsOnYoruba:
[size=15pt]He belongs to the hospital[/size]
flatty why do u have so much hate in you?.....do you want to be unfortunate in life?
RomanceRe: Oh My God! He Has Been Writing About Us On Nairaland. by dirtyslap(m): 12:01pm On Oct 09, 2016
Maxi112:
loooooooolz

You don miss road grin I don't know how to ass lick, for you to get them ladies


go learn how to butt lick very well, the sky will be your starting point cheesy
lol asslick? Na authority I dey use dey catch dem sef....if I jus dey on uniform...all I need say is mama come here, I need to talk to u....dem go dey happy gimme number sef ni...dem don see protector of the realm na.
RomanceRe: Oh My God! He Has Been Writing About Us On Nairaland. by dirtyslap(m): 11:53am On Oct 09, 2016
Folalade:
Maxi112 and dirty slap, Thanks for derailing my new thread. angry angry.
helo bae, is u going my way undecided
RomanceRe: Oh My God! He Has Been Writing About Us On Nairaland. by dirtyslap(m): 11:50am On Oct 09, 2016
cheesy
Maxi112:
e fit be your calling cheesy


your siggy tho grin how many of them you don catch for here?
lol I neva catch any.....I still dey look unto u. grin u kno say u na baba 4 d girls
RomanceRe: Oh My God! He Has Been Writing About Us On Nairaland. by dirtyslap(m): 11:19am On Oct 09, 2016
Maxi112:
Nah! you can't compare, that one is just cool, look like a small boy grin that pix was 2months ago


with my beard now, people don't ask me to adjust in a taxi like that grin


my look alone will scare you away on like the other one grin
me dat now always look like a 20yrs old with my low cut and complete shave nko cry
RomanceRe: Oh My God! He Has Been Writing About Us On Nairaland. by dirtyslap(m): 11:15am On Oct 09, 2016
Maxi112:
Nah! you can't compare, that one is just cool, look like a small boy grin that pix was 2months ago


with my beard now, people don't ask me to adjust in a taxi like that grin


my look alone will scare you away on like the other one grin
hahahahaha @with my beard now, people don't ask me to adjust in
a taxi like that
No wound me wit laff abeg
RomanceRe: Oh My God! He Has Been Writing About Us On Nairaland. by dirtyslap(m): 10:48am On Oct 09, 2016
Maxi112:
no chill cheesy

last time she told me, bia! (come) my own father is way too younger than you, if I be all these girls way una dey chat they do i love you i love you, I won't hang out with you cause of this beard you're keeping, do you know it makes you look old? I will stay mute na, anything you say will be used against you


sometime I do avoid coming home because of all her nagging, even my pastor Don join too grin

they just want me to be like this
lol...this one too is making sense na...very clean sef
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did You Stop Going To Church? by dirtyslap(m): 10:33am On Oct 09, 2016
Coz I hate to listen to d lies dat oozes out from pastor's mouth...I'll rather stay in my room and pray....not been to church for like 5yrs now.
RomanceRe: Oh My God! He Has Been Writing About Us On Nairaland. by dirtyslap(m): 10:28am On Oct 09, 2016
Maxi112:
some of my pals are jealous of it, especially those ones their own never join grin sometime my mum throw shed at me, like (come how much you'd carry cut your hair? you'd look yourself for mirror at all? ima na idi ka oke ewu "translate" you look like animal) mine permits it tho I will lower it after new year grin
hahahahaha I don laff enter guttter...your mum no get chill @ all. cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Chris Brown Smashes Fan's Phone In Kenya (Photos) by dirtyslap(m): 10:11am On Oct 09, 2016
Anytime I listen to C.B songs it always giv me joy...this attitude of his is d only problem.........//just lemme ride ah ah, ama fucvk you back to sleep girl// hun hun, don't say a word girl, girl don't you talk ah ah, just hold on tight to me girl, sex you back to sleep girl.
RomanceRe: Oh My God! He Has Been Writing About Us On Nairaland. by dirtyslap(m): 10:02am On Oct 09, 2016
Maxi112:
cheesy cheesy

some of them hate it oh, like my mum grin


I won't cut it, I will show you in three months time grin grin second binlading cheesy
say what? Mumcy hate it? Lol @ second binladin...I love beards but can't keep it coz of my proffession.
RomanceRe: Oh My God! He Has Been Writing About Us On Nairaland. by dirtyslap(m): 9:59am On Oct 09, 2016
say what? Mumcy hate it? Lol @ second binladin cheesy
RomanceRe: The Most Melancholic Song(s) You've Listened To? by dirtyslap(m): 9:56am On Oct 09, 2016
Years and years----eyes shut
RomanceRe: Oh My God! He Has Been Writing About Us On Nairaland. by dirtyslap(m): 9:48am On Oct 09, 2016
Maxi112:
I say amen to that prayer man.


same to you bro! God bless, I appreciate
amen boss....go kill dem girls with dat beards....bearded samaritan.
RomanceRe: Oh My God! He Has Been Writing About Us On Nairaland. by dirtyslap(m): 9:43am On Oct 09, 2016
Maxi112:
empty your urinary bladder befor bed time


piss well befor you sleep grin
boss you s best, you da bomb, I appreciate dat.....kneel down lemme pray 4 u.....I pray the bomb of blessing hit you dis morning...can I hear you say amen...
RomanceRe: Oh My God! He Has Been Writing About Us On Nairaland. by dirtyslap(m): 9:34am On Oct 09, 2016
*Yawns* chai my preek stand.......why do guys prick always stand in the morning when we just wake up....ADVICE PLS cry
RomanceRe: A Female Colleague Asked Me This Question. by dirtyslap(m): 10:27pm On Oct 08, 2016
My name is proffesor dirtyslap, I am a proffessional in women affairs and konjiology and I am here to answer the op's question which as easy as eating bean cake with bread...op you see the reason why the situation is like dat is because....I need more light pls...poster below me can I get more light pls...or better still help me read the answer's out....
RomanceRe: The Distance You Make When Your Boyfriend Wears An Embarrassing Outfit by dirtyslap(m): 7:09pm On Oct 08, 2016
dollyjoy:
Secondedsmiley
thirded kiss
RomanceRe: OMG! Nigerian Guy Says God Should Be Blamed For Rape Attacks, Not The Rapists by dirtyslap(m): 7:04pm On Oct 08, 2016
Rubbish

RomanceRe: Youths Caught Romancing Themselves During Church Service (pics) by dirtyslap(m): 6:56pm On Oct 08, 2016
Op where are the people that are romancing their sef na...do you want petrol tanker to fall on your head? Rubbish undecided
RomanceRe: Maheeda Releases New Hot Photos (18+) by dirtyslap(m): 12:20pm On Oct 08, 2016
But thunder will eventually fire dis op ni ooo... undecided
CelebritiesRe: Davido And Mr Ricket, His School Teacher Meet [PICS+VIDEO] by dirtyslap(m): 10:20am On Oct 08, 2016
So today a girl posted on Facebook that she'd host her birthday party and ugly people re not allowed!!! The first comment was 'how will U host a Birthday party U won't attendhuh That was cruel cry
RomanceRe: BANGER! Meet 21-year-old Russia's Own "Kim Kardashian" (photos) by dirtyslap(m): 12:03am On Oct 08, 2016
See yansh and boobi na.....but why is it dat chinese people always have flat yansh and boobi...(((Just curious)))
RomanceRe: What Song Would Make Your Friday by dirtyslap(m): 2:12pm On Oct 07, 2016
Future ft the weekend---lowlife
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Date Or Marry A Poor Girl by dirtyslap(m): 2:09pm On Oct 07, 2016
Better talk

RomanceRe: Just For Laughs: Nigerians No Get Chill (pics) by dirtyslap(m): 11:07am On Oct 07, 2016
You try continue.

RomanceRe: Why Are Many Nigerian Men So Unstraightforward And Double Standard By Nature? by dirtyslap(m): 10:58am On Oct 07, 2016
What kind of epistle is this...too long can't read it abeg. undecided
RomanceRe: Somebody Help by dirtyslap(op): 7:42pm On Oct 06, 2016
dayleke:
You guys are so funny.
cool
RomanceRe: You are shameless; guy blast girl for showing Pvssy Online(vaseline Crew) by dirtyslap(m): 4:29pm On Oct 06, 2016
Idydarling:
you are shamelesscheesy cheesy cheesy
hello bae...is u going my way cool
RomanceRe: How To Be Broke And Still Be A Ladies Man. by dirtyslap(m): 3:21pm On Oct 06, 2016
Talk2Bella:
see how ur balls just go saaarah grin
iffahear cheesy

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