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The girls are pretty; they wear cute outfits, smile constantly and give off a warm vibe. In most cases, to be an usher, you have to be young, beautiful and smart, and of course, you can relate perfectly well with strangers....... Hmm.

Ushers help those in attendance at entertainment or other events. Duties include checking tickets, directing people to their assigned seats, distributing programmes, answering questions and assisting people in finding restrooms and refreshments.

In Universities , some students take on part-time jobs; these jobs don’t normally clash with their study timetable. Some girls find jobs as waitresses, receptionists and call centre agents, among others. However,ushering has fast become one of the jobs many university girls and unemployed young ladies go for. Though there are working class divas who opt in as ushers for weekend events.

To make it in this industry, one has to be smart, hardworking and active because the moment you lack any of these, you will only act as a fill-in because someone else that was called didn’t show up.
With that, the facial appearance counts most and the ability to speak English fluently comes next.
At DiscreetMansion, we offer commercial models and also ushering services to clients depending on their need and payment capacity.
Besides being flawless, smart, and courteous; an usher falls in the realm of customer service. Everyone looks at you as the source of service and it shouldbe done with a smile. It’s a job for the courageous, passionate and the rewards are worthy.
It’s challenging, especially when it comes to handling people’s complaints and demands. However, the rewards are what keeps you moving. You get acquainted to productive things; you get significant links and access to valuable information and a gripping experience of socialising with people at events.
A couple of our committed ushers have been smart enough to use such interactions and links to get job openings,.contracts and lucrative business deals .

Who says you can't be the NEXT?


FEMALE EVENT USHERS needed for Rivers, Bayelsa, Delta, Imo and Edo, Cross Rivers and Akwa Ibom States.
Please, beautiful ladies with
* a good command of English and courtesy needed to be linked to our clients, in need of beautiful ushers.
You must either be an undergraduate in a tertiary institution or a graduate. With at least 5ft in height.
You are also required a written introduction of yourself, as well as send an Audio or Video version of this brief introduction.
As well as at least 3 recent pictures.
Pay-per-event is very encouraging. Depending on the nature of the client, as well as the nature of the event and after party deals..
Drop your phone number, whatsapp and BBM pin, as well as your location here.
Thanks.
Mgt, DiscreetMansion.

Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."

Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"

Wife : "Those they gave away."

Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."

Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"

Husband : "Your cunt was so accommodating of the over a 100 folks. That's where they held the auction."

We all know women who are ‘gold diggers’. But rarely do we find women so bold and transparent about their hunt.
This pretty woman is serious about her goals. She went to a forum seeking a rich husband. And wrote a rather desperate sounding inquiry as to how she could attract a man with money.

“I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1Mis considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty”
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan below:
“Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.

If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO”

Good advice. Just be pretty AND smart!
https://www.naij.com/704454-rich-husband.html


FEMALE EVENT USHERS needed for Rivers, Bayelsa, Delta, Imo and Edo States.
Please, beautiful ladies with a good command of English and courtesy needed to be linked to our clients, in need of beautiful ushers.
Please note that I charge a cut for each event fee you receive.
Check my earlier posts for further info.
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FEMALE EVENT USHERS needed for Rivers, Bayelsa, Delta, Imo and Edo States.
Please, beautiful ladies with a good command of English and courtesy needed to be linked to our clients, in need of beautiful ushers.
Please note that I charge a cut for each event fee you receive or runs pay.
Pay is between 25k - 100k per event or runs. Depending on the nature of the client, as well as the nature of the event and after party runs.
Drop your phone number, whatsapp and BBM pin, as well as your location.
Thanks.
Mgt, DiscreetMansion.