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JUST IN: Senator Joshua Dariye dumps PDP for APC.

– Former governor of Plateau state, Senator Joshua Dariye dumps PDP for APC

– Senator Dariye cited the current crisis rocking the PDP at the national level as his main reason for dumping the umbrella party

Senator Joshua Chibi Dariye, the former governor of Plateau state and senator representing Plateau Centre at the red chamber on Thursday, September 22, dumped his traditional political party, Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) for the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC).

Dariye official defection was contained in a letter he submitted to the Senate and was read by the Senate President, Bukola Saraki at the close of today’s plenary.

It was gathered that Dariye at plenary session today, crossed immediately from the wing where his former party members sat and joined his new brothers and sisters at the other wing.

While addressing the National Assembly Press at the end of the plenary, Senator Dariye cited the current crisis rocking the PDP at the national level as his main reason for dumping the umbrella party.

With Senator Dariye’s defection, the number of PDP Senators in the red chamber has been reduced to 42 while the APC with the majority now stands at 60. Labour Party has only one Senator.

The spasm of re-run elections directed by the Court of Appeal the number of serving senators from 109 to 103 as six senators were affected.

https://www.naij.com/978933-breaking-ex-governor-pdp-chieftain-joins-apc.html

undercurrent:
PM'd you

Oga,. U need to pay me rent for using my thread to stylishly fish for babe.

Ucheosefoh:
Had the same experience with a female neighbor, one hour after my babe visit she was there watching movie with keen interest despite my signs until I drag her to a corner and tell her personally to leave that I want privacy.

Lolzz. So I am not alone in this adventure to.Save Our Male Neighbours from their Karishikas. Lol.
Why didn't u ask to join u 2 make it a three.some?

cr7lomo:
Its certain u have feelings for him and u jealous ...no woman gives casual sex like that without slight emotions at least

Speak for yourself. How does having sex on a Topsy night translate to an emotions driven affair ?

ShayGirl:
NO LIGHT IN UR HOUSE, THERE IS HEAT?? na him koba u ni abi na ur neighbour say make u no on Gen?
Common its not ur house, So free d guy to do wetin e wan do...Aba!! u kala o..

Lmao. I was just trying to save him from committing SIN.

schumastic:
this one you went mute, is like you joined the party

Heyyyy. Ur mind is naughty oh

chelseabmw:
No, don't leave ..... Just sit back, relax n enjoy ... Hope I can get u popcorn?
Asking dumb question

Won't mind the popcorn oh. Though he has refused to play another movie. We are just gisting abt fuel hike and NLC. He is even ON ONLY his towel. #HmmMenNaWa

itstpia8:
Sounds like a relationship is in your head and you've been fantasizing to the point where you cant differentiate reality?
Does he know you are saying you slept with him?

Far from it. No relationship thing. It's far less than my class. That we had a casual fling ain't ground for any affair. So don't go there

Xenaf:
You don't have to leave.simply join them.

Lolzz. Lmao. Join them to eat ? Or join them to watch the next movie? Could u pls explain the "join them" u mean ?

dollyjoy:
Iranu. Get out now!!

Lol. He has just gone into the bathroom to take his bath. Still gisting wit the babe,.the season 2 of the movie just ended. So na sidon look I dey now. Not goin nowhere yet. #ButHopeIamNotGettingHornyToo

Hmmm. Was pretty tired today, so I decided to take the day off. Just about 2 hourshours ago, with NEPA/PHCN misbehaving,.I didn't want to turn on my gen, moreso I don't have much fuel. So I went into my neighbour's flat. (a self contain) to relax and watch a movie, since his gen is on. Once in a while I sleep over at his place, even though mine is a 1 bedroom flat. We"ve actually had casual unplanned se.x twice, but no strings attachedl.
But now one of his babes just came in, and I guess they are both horn.y, as we have been watching the sex-filled Black Sails series,.season 2.
Guess what? He has been giving me sign language to leave so that he can bleep the babe oh. But I'm not going nowhere , forming like I am engrossed in the movie.
Haba, no light in my house with this heat, plus I just plugged my phone to charge , it's less than 50% and why will he chase me out just because of this babe.
Friends , this guy is really horn.y ohhh. Lol.
Should I stay back with them or just leave ?

Baroba:
My cousin caught the whole thing on video, though it was difficult to make out what was going on.. I saw it on her Facebook page.. Wasted lives.

Was told Abacha rd/ Casablanca axis was hellish during the gun duel. These guys won't let us rest in rivers state. So much ammunitions in their possessions.
Pls how do I see the video on facebook?

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emerged01:
Mee too! Can't comprehend a thing.

Her cousin is getting married to this lady next month, but she just discovered the cousin's fiancee is bisexual, and a very fetish runs babe. She is thinking of how best to respond even though she feels obliged to tell her cousin about it. Her fear is,.if she snitches, questions might be asked and these might lead to her family and cousin also discovering her "sex life secrets"

Young03:
allow him to find out himself

The traditional wedding is just next month , around 20th. So when Wil he find out

boma95:
I don't even understand

Her cousin is getting married to this lady next month, but she just discovered the cousin's fiancee is bisexual, and a very fetish runs babe. She is thinking of how best to respond even though she feels obliged to tell her cousin about it. Her fear is,.if she snitches, questions might be asked and these might lead to her family and cousin also discovering her "sex life secrets"

Hey friends, just got a message from a friend .
" How are u? U didn't even call me ystday. Not cool. I am in a fix. Was at that my friend's bridal shower, abt 25 of us. Only to see Bobo's fiancee ,Mabel.Tins got high wit shisha & booze & wild &we had a girlie orgy. But,I feel bad, my cuz is getin married 2 her nxt month. Babe,u know Bobo deserve beta, & Oge told me that Mabel is fetish too.
Don't know if andand how I can warn him abt Mabel. But wouldn't want anytin dat wl rope me in 2. Wat do u tink?"


Hmm. Friend what do u suggest I ask her to do.
I guess she is careful not to just talk to her cousin about it cos she may end up exposing herself too to her family

t is a well accepted fact that while men are more likely to be unfaithful, women are also capable of the same, depending on the situation.

Most men would usually cite reasons such as boredom, opportunity, temptation, etc, as what pushed them to adultery, but women, being the more emotional gender, often state different reasons.

In a society like ours, women are not very forthcoming about sex-related issues much less open up about infidelity, but we have been able to gather some reactions from a few Nigerian women under conditions of anonymity.


1. Loneliness:

“My husband works in the airline industry and this means he travels very often. Sometimes we spend as long as 6 months apart. I did not actually plan and set out to be unfaithful but it was getting very difficult and lonely. I recently started an affair with a co-worker and we get together about once a week.”
Deborah* 36 years

2. Excitement:
“Before I got married, 2 years ago, I was the fun, party girl everyone loved to hang out with. Since being married, my life has become quite dull. Two weeks ago, I met a very good-looking guy on social media and he made me feel all the excitement that I have missed. I have only been intimate with him once and I do not intend to make this a regular affair.”
Nike* 26 years

3. Payback:
“My husband and I have been married for a little over 25 years and in that time, my husband has been the consummate bed-hopper. He has slept with everything from maids to executives. Now, I am done raising my kids and I seem to have a little extra time on my hands. I started dating an old friend who also happens to be married. I love my husband but it has been great to enjoy some of the pleasure he has afforded himself all these years.”
Ogechi* 45 years

4. Sex Drive:
“My husband and I have been married for almost 5 years, and I can count the number of times we have been intimate. He hardly initiates sex and sometimes, when I do, he gets very angry and pushes me away aggressively. He even sometimes resorts to calling me names. It has been months since the last time he and I had sex. Last year, I met a guy at a wedding. We both started hanging out as friends but soon after, our conversation became more sexual and it was only a matter of time until things got physical.”
Cynthia* 31 years

5. The Ex-factor:
“Before my husband and I got married about 6 years ago, I had a boyfriend who I really wanted to settle down with. We were from separate tribes and our families did not approve of our relationship. Eventually, I met and married my husband, who my parents loved. I still have feelings for my ex, who is still single. He and I are still very close. We talk every day. I open up to him and tell him everything going on in my life. Sometimes, I pay him a visit and let him comfort me when I am down. We have been intimate from time to time and whenever I am with him, I feel more loved and cared for than I ever felt with my own husband. I cannot help it.
Grace* 33 years.

Guys and Ladies what do you think about these women and their reasons?



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finalboss1:
i don't like Mouth Action...she once bite mah d**k

Hmm. I think it's not that you don't like mouth action, it's just that you had a nasty experience from, possibly, an inexperienced babe. But if u get yourself a "know-hot-oral-sex-guru-chic" that can make u cum 3x in 30mins, u will sing a new song.
Right ?

mhizeva:
Um nice but sometimes you got to be very personal to send a message..

Thank you

TN dearie for ur compliment.
Wat message do u mean ?

Some truths about men are self-evident: They like blow jobs and beers and consider themselves great with directions. Then there are the “truths” that are total B.S.

1. Myth: Men want to do the chasing.
Truth: Call it The Clooney Effect, but men today are into self-assured, educated women. According to a survey, which polled more than 5,600 men and women about love and sex, 90 percent of guys report being OK with a woman asking them out. (And good, because, seriously? It is 2015.)

2. Myth: Men just want no-strings-attached sex.
Truth: Not all men want no-strings-attached sex, and even those who do, don’t necessarily just want that. Like many other personality traits — for example, extraversion — interest in casual sex varies widely among both men and women. Some men aren’t interested in it at all. Some are interested in it during certain points in their lives. The important thing to remember is that just because a person is into casual sex does not mean he or she isn’t interested in love and relationships. One doesn’t preclude the other, and it’s very possible to want both.

3. Myth: Men don’t have a biological clock.
Truth: Both sexes form pair bonds, both fall in love, both want to have children — especially before age 40 — and both want to raise them. Men are just as eager to do so as women.

4. Myth: Big feet equals big penis.
Truth: Sadly, there is absolutely no scientific proof that shoe size (or hand size or nose size) is a reliable indicator of what he’s packing.

5. Myth: Men are commitment-phobes.
Truth: Not so. Men want to introduce a partner to friends and family sooner than women do, they like public affection more, and they want to move in sooner. Slow your roll, guys! There’s a crazy-cool biological reason for this. Because women are the “custodian of the egg” (aka we get pregnant), it’s adaptive for men to fall in love faster and get a woman off the market before the next guy does. So why does society portray men as commitment-phobes? Some blame it on men being hardwired to spread their seed, but really, it depends on where he is in life. If a dude’s being flaky, it might mean that he doesn’t want commitment at the time or … with you.Realizing that can sting, but ultimately, we need to remember that we should never have to convince another person of our value.

6. Myth: Men can’t fake orgasms.
Truth: You thought we were the only ones capable of faking it? Nope. Guys can do it too. Because of the prevailing myth that men always orgasm, the pressure to perform accordingly can be pretty intense.

7. Myth: It’s always easy for all men to orgasm during sex
Truth: Not only can men struggle with orgasm, there’s even a nice euphemistic name for it: DE (delayed ejaculation). Some men just have a higher threshold for orgasm. But while ladies are blessed with multiple ways to get off during sex, men can’t exactly give themselves a hand while inside you — tough break, considering the most sensitive part of the penis is near the tip. What many women don’t know is that DE (and other forms of erectile dysfunction, or ED, which can be caused by antidepressants, stress, and alcohol) can affect young men.

8. Myth: Men think about sex every seven seconds.
Truth: Thinking about sex every seven seconds — That’s more than 8,000 times a day! — would make men not only sex-obsessed, but, like, pretty severely impaired. Luckily for us (and humankind?), the truth is much more moderate. Younger men, predictably, think about it a little more. A 2011 study of men ages 18 to 25 recorded almost 19 times a day. Which is still way, way less than 8,000.

3 “myths” that are actually true:

1. Guys don’t tell their friends everything. It’s a competitive sex market out there, so if a guy finds something he likes (you!), it’s in his evolutionary best interest not to tell his competition about it.

2. They like blow jobs. Ninety percent of men like blow jobs at least “somewhat” and about 50 percent of them like them very much, studies have found.

3. Guys are visual. Studies prove that men are aroused by visual stimuli more than women are. Experts cite a mix of sociological and evolutionary influences, but it helps explain their love of porn.


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6. How can I get my partner to have anal sex?

Anal sex is the “it” thing to get your partner to do. Yes, it’s naughty and a little bit taboo, but when done wrong, anal can be a real pain-in-the-ass (pun intended) and an absolute nightmare on the receiving end. Whether she had a bad experience, or knows someone who had a bad experience, the majority of women are predisposed to fear anal sex. Your goal here is to make this the most pleasurable experience possible for her. First, approach the topic by talking about new things you’d like to try in bed. Let her know how much the idea of anal sex turns you on, without being pushy. If you force the issue, you run the risk of her going into lockdown mode. If your partner is into the idea, start with pre-intimacy to get her warmed up and relaxed, a requirement for her pleasure. Start small by gently rubbing around the area during sex or when you’re going down on her. You can also try using your tongue to stimulate the sensitive nerve endings that are rarely explored. If she feels comfortable with these initial steps, you can move on to inserting a digit, then two, and so on. There should be communication happening every step of the way with anal sex—before, during, and after. Especially if it’s the first time or first few times she’s having anal sex, ask her about her pleasure and comfort levels throughout the experience. And do not forget the lube. There is no such thing as too much lube when it comes to anal sex.
7. How can I improve my MouthAction skills?

Think about something you excel at and chances are, you rock it because you really enjoy doing it. The same goes for giving great oral. The best way to be great at MouthAction is to learn to like it. Or at least act like you do. That will help her feel more comfortable and then you will find you actually do enjoy it.
The biggest mistakes guys make when performing oral is going straight for her genitals. Don’t dive right in like it’s a pie-eating contest! She’s not warmed up yet, and it might even hurt her if she’s not aroused. The best thing to do is to tease her and draw out the experience before you even start going down. Plant kisses on her abdomen and thighs. Use your hands to gently massage the area surrounding her vagina to heighten her anticipation. When you finally do make contact, start off slowly with slight licks and gentle caresses to warm her up. Use both the tip and flat part of your tongue to flick and lick. Women tend to prefer circular motions, but experiment with different speeds and pressure, and pay attention to how she responds. If you’re feeling adventurous, try tracing the alphabet with your tongue, or lightly humming to create a slight vibrating sensation. You can also throw your fingers into the mix to try a little center of gravity stimulation along with your tongue. As she gets closer to climax, keep doing exactly what you’re doing. Once she’s had her Big O, return to the gentle kisses around her outer labia and thighs before popping your head up to experience the praise for your hard work.
8. How can I have a party?
Depending on the situation, threesomes can either be extremely fun or really dangerous for the relationship. If one of the two people in question is your significant other, proceed with caution. Make sure that you and your significant other are in a good place—emotionally, sexually or otherwise. If you’re not strong in any of those areas, the party could be the straw that breaks the relationship’s back. Preexisting jealousy issues and low self-esteem are signs you should abort the mission. Only couples with a solid healthy relationship and adventurous sexual tastes should attempt to ride the tricycle. If you and your partner meet the criteria, the next step is introducing the idea in a non-threatening way. Just like anal sex, if you mess up the intro, the door will slam in your face. Initiate a conversation about both of your fantasies. When you bring up the idea, make her the center of your three.some scenario. Talk about how sexy it would be to see her with another woman. She will certainly feel more desired and this will squash any insecurities she has about you wanting to be with another woman.

After this, you and your partner need to lay down some ground rules, like whether you’ll invite a friend or a guest star, what are the no-no’s, how you want the night to end, and so on. If you’re both open to the experience, and honest with each other, you can both get the most out of your ménage a trios.

9. Is my penis too small?
Let’s start with the facts: Scientifically speaking, a penis is not considered to be small if it is more than three inches in length. That being said, only about 35% of men believe that the size of their penis is sufficient. That’s a lot of penis anxiety. In contrast, a 2012 Scottish study found that 60% of female participants said that penis size made no difference to their sexual pleasure. If you’re still feeling less than average (which, for the record, is between 5.6-6.2 inches in length when hard), then here are a few tips to make the most of what you’ve got:
Amp up the pre-intimacy: Women love a man who is good with his hands and mouth. If she has several orgasms before the sex even starts, you’ll still come out on top, no matter what you’re packing.
Switch up the positions: Avoid positions like missionary which might not be as orgasmic for her with your size, and instead try cowgirl position, which allows for optimal penetration and provides her with control of pace and depth.
10. Sometimes I can’t finish during sex; what’s wrong with me?

Some guys finish quickly and others can’t finish at all. Delayed ejaculation is when you just can’t seem to ejaculate during intercourse no matter how hard you try and no matter how long you have sex. You’re there, she’s there, you’re hard, the sex feels great, and yet an hour might go by and you’re no closer to crossing that finish line.The frustrating thing about delayed ejaculation is that the majority of men of who suffer from it can still masturbate to completion. It’s only when a partner gets thrown in the mix that they become unwilling marathon men.

The causes vary widely, from health issues, to medication, to psychological issues like anxiety or depression. This disorder is still considered somewhat rare, and is not completely understood by psychologists and sex therapists. But that doesn’t mean you should ignore the problem and continue having intercourse sans orgasms forever. Experiment with mutual masturbation and when you know you’re about to ejaculate you can move inside her and release. If this still doesn’t work and you’re having consistent trouble ejaculating during sex, it’s important to get help from a professional. Treatment usually includes some form of therapy, whether by yourself or with your significant other (good news, though: It’s sex therapy).



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Check out the top ten things men worry about when it comes to sex, and some pretty good solutions by experts.

1.Why can’t she orgasm?

If your partner can’t orgasm during intercourse, she’s not alone—80% of women don’t reach orgasm through intercourse alone; most women require an assist from extra clitoral stimulation. To top that off, one in three women has trouble reaching orgasm at all. There could be many reasons, and none of them have to do with your sexual prowess. She might be feeling stressed or anxious, she may have low self-esteem or she may be just plain inexperienced with her own body. It’s all about a woman knowing her own hot spots, and once she figures them out, she can show you how she gets there. Another fun way to tilt the orgasm odds is to try out a intimacy gadget. Incorporating a vibrator for extra clitoral stimulation during intercourse will definitely increase the odds of her having an orgasm.
2. How can we reignite the passion we had in the beginning?

When you first start dating a new person, every moment is sexy and thrilling because it’s uncharted territory. As the relationship develops, it becomes more routine, and therefore more boring. Once it becomes boring, the sex can become obsolete.

Sex is amazing at the beginning because there’s still mystery, excitement, and spontaneity, the foundation to keeping great sex alive. Planning things like date nights and new activities will help keep the relationship fresh, interesting, and sexy. And as unsexy as it sounds, set aside “sex time” for you and your partner to try new things. Make a sex bucket list of what you’d both like to try and cross something off the list every week or month. Be adventurous, be kinky, share your fantasies with each other and then make them happen. You’d be surprised what a new toy or change of scenery can do. Chances are, the spark hasn’t actually gone out; it’s just that no one’s been fanning the flames.

3. How can I get her to have sex with me more often?

You’re never going to “get” anyone to have more sex with you if you look at it as a one-way street. You want more sex, and you expect your girlfriend or wife to come along for your pleasure ride. If you really want more sex from your partner, tailor the sex to her needs, instead of focusing all your attention on your pleasure.

While it’s common for couples to have mismatched libidos, it doesn’t necessarily mean she doesn’t like sex as much you do, she just might not need it as often. A woman’s sex drive is tied to her brain more than her nether regions. This means she needs to be warmed up for action. pre-intimacy starts after the last orgasm; so if you’re feeling that she’s never in the mood, work on turning her on. Send her a flirty text message and tell her how good she felt last time you were together and what you’re going to do the next time you see her. Speaking of pre-intimacy, kissing is another overlooked way to get things going and it’s often the first thing to slip by the wayside in long-term relationships. Lock lips to enhance intimacy and connection.

The last thing you want to do is to blame or pressure her, the more you push, the less she’ll want to give which won’t result in more action for you. You get more sex with honey than with vinegar. Sometimes couples just aren’t matched up sexually no matter what you do, so it might take compromise on both parts to set a sex schedule that works for both of you.

4. How can I get her to be more adventurous in bed?
Approach the issue playfully. Make it a game, instead of a game changer. Start an open discussion about things that you’d like to try in the bedroom. Encourage your partner to write down things that turn her on and you’ll do the same. Then swap lists and read to each other in bed. Watching porn together is another fun way to get inspiration and to warm your partner up to trying new things. If she sees it acted out on screen, she might find herself feeling more aroused and less intimidated. If your partner is more vanilla, start slowly and carefully. If she loves missionary sex, suggest new positions, like girl-on-top. With each small move she makes on the “adventure” scale, give her positive feedback to let her know how much these things turn you on.

5. Sometimes I finish too quickly, what’s wrong with me?
There’s nothing wrong with you. It sounds like you’re up close and personal with the number-one sexual issue that men face today—premature ejaculation. Most men have experienced this at least a few times in their lives, but for others it’s a persistent nuisance almost every time they have intercourse. PE is often attributed to a number of factors including anxiety, psychological issues, or a variety of medical conditions.

The good news is that you can work on it and improve your ability to control your erections. You can become a champion in bed just by doing Kegel exercises to strengthen your pubococcygeus (PC) muscles , which can help you last longer during sex. Reducing anxiety is key, so consider trying yoga or meditation. Fleshlight makes a great stamina-training unit where you can incorporate the “stop-start” method during masturbation, training yourself to control your ejaculation. No matter what you do, it’s best to communicate the anxiety that you’re experiencing about this issue to your partner and your doctor. Just talking about it will alleviate some of the stress and shame you feel and put you on road to finding the right solution.

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It takes quite a bit of focus for a woman to achieve the big O’ so sometimes, you cannot blame them for having such thoughts as these in their heads:

1. “Maybe I should just take over.” I mean this is taking forever and I could get this done in under a minute at this point. There’s no way he’s not exhausted. It’d be like a mercy masturbation.

2. “My ex was so good at this.” Man, he was on it. God, we had really awesome sex. He used to do this thing … I wish I knew what it was so I could tell James. Wow, this line of thinking is inappropriate.

3. “Focus!!!” Oh my god, stop thinking about your errands and what you have to do tomorrow before work! Yes, you need to buy foodstuffs and food is great but you’re having sex right now! Get it together!

4. “Stop trying to focus and just clear your mind.” Maybe I just need to stop focusing and clear my head. Oooh, it’s working already. Man, I really miss my third grade teacher, Ms. James. She was so kind. Oh shit, I’m having sex.

5. “I kinda want him to leave.” Not forever but even if he went to the bathroom or something, I could just get myself off and I wouldn’t have to keep sitting through this. Or he could leave and I could go watch TV.

6. “I wanna have an orgasm but I also want this to never stop.” God, I just wanna orgasm already but also can you just keep doing what you’re doing for the next eight hours?

7. “Wow, this is actually better than when I masturbate!!!” How is that possible I’m so glad I had sex with this person!!!

8. *Thinking about someone else*. It’s OK that I’m thinking about that guy from work, right? I mean, it’s not like I would ever actually do anything. It’s just right now it’s working for me, which is actually good for him too because it means I’ll orgasm faster. If anything, I’m basically a hero.

9. “Jack looked so hot the other day. Like, really hot.” Jack in the red sweater. Jack in the red sweater! Oooh, with a pipe!

10. “How can I introduce my vibrator into this situation?” Without leaving my bed. I would really like to not leave my bed. I could ask him to bring it over but then maybe he’ll get insulted. Maybe I could just start leaving it under my pillow and then pretend to be surprised it’s there and then it wouldn’t be weird to bring it in. Genius.

11. “Keep doing that, keep doing that, keep doing that, noooo why’d you stop?” Oh, come on, I was clearly enjoying that and I did everything I possibly could to indicate that fact! I even got louder and everything. And you’re just gonna stop?! This is the meanest thing you’ve ever done to me.

12. “To the left, to the left.” I firmly believe Beyoncé wrote this about giving Jay Z sex directions.

13. “It’d be so awesome if we were doing some other position right now.” I’ll probably never bring that up to him ever, but for now I can imagine we were. Oh yeah, this is working.

14. “Hmm. Doggy style worked last time.” “Also, if you think about it, doggy style is a pretty weird term. Where did that come from? Oh shit, I lost it.”


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Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning", let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember. "The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word.

When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." I felt a little better. Someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know it is such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go.

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it is such a beautiful day, we don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable. Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. They were all singing Happy Birthday.......and there I sat on the couch.......naked.



FEMALE EVENT USHERS needed for Rivers, Bayelsa, Delta, Imo and Edo States.
Please, beautiful ladies with a good command of English and courtesy needed to be linked to our clients, in need of beautiful ushers.
Please note that I charge a cut for each event or runs fee you receive.
Pay is between 25k - 100k per event. Depending on the nature of the client, as well as the nature of the event and after party deals or cool classy runs.
Drop your phone number, whatsapp and BBM pin, as well as your location.
Thanks.
Mgt, DiscreetMansion.

Today, lets have a Moment of Silence in Honour of those children who were not born But were……
1. Swallowed during a Mouth Action,
2. Thrown away in a Condom,
3. Washed in trousers during Masturbation,
4. Dropped on someones breast and died in
tissue paper,
5. Slipped on someones hips and lost with
water..
6. And many more untold incidents. …
Consider Yourself very lucky to be alive. Coz You made it!

You are a Sperm That Survived!!
You were the fastest swimmer and you made it!!

You were a Sperm that survived while billions of others Perished.

So do not feel down. Live Life and Enjoy Life. If you made it when you were a Sperm… You can make it in
Life too!


FEMALE EVENT USHERS needed for Rivers, Bayelsa, Delta, Imo and Edo, Cross Rivers and Akwa Ibom States.
Please, beautiful ladies with
* a good command of English and courtesy needed to be linked to our clients, in need of beautiful ushers.
You must either be an undergraduate in a tertiary institution or a graduate. With at least 5ft in height.
You are also required a written introduction of yourself, as well as send an Audio or Video version of this brief introduction.
As well as at least 3 recent pictures.
Pay-per-event is very encouraging. Depending on the nature of the client, as well as the nature of the event and after party deals..
Drop your phone number, whatsapp and BBM pin, as well as your location here.
Thanks.
Mgt, DiscreetMansion.