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This is what you get when you are either married to a Mommy's boy or you played too hard to get. Both scenarios will have bro complaining about you and taking advice from family members until you lose your respect before them. On no account should you marry anyone who cannot take independent decisions or stand up to his family. You go sweep mango leaves and wash compound gate tire.
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You that will wear shoe till it starts peeling and losing colour? Na this hand you wan use become Aba brand ambassador? Butterfly who thinks himself a bird.
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Obviously inspired by our misguided brothers whose spiritual ideology includes brutal killings, raping, kidnappings, hijackings and suicide bombings. It is well with the world. |
Don't use alternate accounts to access Nairaland after being banned. If you do, make sure we don't find out.
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spontan:Immediately I read it was smuggled to the West with the help of Western diplomats, I just knew the letter had been read and digested since. |
MMempire:An Executive Assistant is not a remote worker. A virtual Assistant is. |
When are they sentencing terrorist Nnamdi Kanu abeg? This one no be news.
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This is very beautiful. I hope he has patented it? With time, the technology will get better and the glasses will become more refined and less bulky. If not for our useless governments, Naija for dey drag world power with US and Russia dem. |
I remember this brother ranting that year about how he married his wife a virgin. Am I the only one who can tell a woman's temperament by just looking at her face? There are wise and foolish virgins. There are good natured and ill-mannered virgins. There are true virgins, secondary virgins and technical virgins. All go answer present when we take a roll call for virgins. If you wanna live long on this earth, develop your sixth sense. Choose your battles wisely.
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WizardOfNG:ChatGpt is talking about saner climes, not fools in power who looted and locked up palliatives in warehouses, dished out billions for intervention which ended up in private pockets and collected monies in donations both locally and internationally which they still looted by fabricating casualty figures for a virus that Africans were largely immune to. So great was the relationship between the Great Mistake of Daura and his minister for Humanitarian Affairs and disaster management that it was even rumoured he had secretly taken her into his harem. Carry your short memory comot for road. |
This is the very height of sacrilege. |
Ashanas nauseate me. The idea of getting laid by a woman who's not my wife is one I can never fully wrap my head around. Now see your life for outside. |
Caaz:There are no provisions in their uniforms for extra magazines. US forces, for example have long pockets in the BP vests for extra magazines. Naija uniforms have only egunje pockets and bulletproof vests are not standard issue. Even MOPOL on highway beats are hardly provided with vests. Its Tufiakwa wherever you look. |
Is Dubai not supposed to be a land filled with holiness and righteousness? Any religion that lacks the power of transformation na wash. Use threat, violence, persecution and so on to prop it up, it'll still flop. If e didn't dey, e didn't dey. |
“Also, due to a rise in the water level of River Gongola, River Benue, and River Niger, the communities on the flood plains of River Gongola up to Numan, and also communities on the flood plains of River Benue and River Niger up to Lokoja are advised to evacuate immediately.What exactly is this rubbish supposed to mean? Is the federal government not directly responsible for evacuating its citizens from disaster-prone areas? What again is the job of the ministry of Disaster management and Humanitarian affairs? Una go dey collect taxes like Caesar but to use a fraction of it to better the lives of citizens go dey hard una. Shameless, irresponsible misfits. Square pegs in round holes. Agbada-clad agberos. Ndi ara ndi ara.
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franugo:I don't know you from anywhere, but I know for certain you're a southerner. Prove me wrong. |
Segxydube:That is insecurity, not war. |
SpecialAdviser:Alia cannot unilaterally undertake an inter-state construction. He is a governors and his powers and functions are clearly different from the FG's. |
helinues:On top flyover? |
free2ryhme:Indians cooking more than 200 bags of rice in one pot? |
ruzell86:Can you even cook half bag of rice alone? Someone cooked a whopping 200 bags of rice at a go and y'all are here ranting dust. Hilda is not the cause of your frustrations. Enter inside bush and shout. |
Wakanda tie colour is that? Is this guy geh geh?
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musa234:By now, he would have been 'at large' or on the run with activists warning us to avoid areas he may strike again and the police telling us to go about our normal businesses without fear as they are on top of the situation. Reno would have done an exposé on serial killers of Igbo origin, Nuhu would have blamed the organisers for not demanding enough security to cover such an event and the president would have issued a marching order to the IG to arrest the perpetrator within one week. E-rats would have hailed the president's prompt and decisive action and contrasted it with Peter Obi's inaction when something similar happened in Anambra when he was governor. Hilda Baci's topics would have flooded frontpage back to back, Big Brother news would have dominated social media with the police releasing statements and pictures of criminals and drug dealers they arrested last week and the army doing same with bandits and IPOB. Highest one week and we have already moved on. |
Chef Heelda dey collect better steady piping sha ![]() The hips don't lie ![]()
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ednut1:Make she use sponge and cup abi? On top 'pot' wey big like tank? 250 bags no be beans nau. How dem go turn the thing as e done done naim be my concern. |
I done many bad bad things in difficult circumstances man. But I ain't saying nothing. Ain't never gonna give you no sheet.
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Interesting how the world is currently shaping up. Very soon, bots and AI will become presidents and prime ministers since our human nature tends towards profligacy, personal enrichment and overt or subterranean elongation of office once we taste political power. The New world order is already here. Sane nations are upgrading while Africa keeps electing dinosaurs as presidents. |
The very shameless leaders who jet out to foreign hospitals for healthcare expect us to maintain the status quo when a whole general hospital is presented to be worse than a morgue in other nations. During the COVID-19 epidemic, the whole of Nigeria barely had ventilators in its hospitals, so much that Donald Trump had to dash us ventilators at no cost. When you look at how overseas nations value human life including that of alien nations and contrast it with the idiotic nonchalance of our leaders in upholding the sanctity of the life of their own citizens, you'll wonder whether Africans were sired by a fallen demon. Tufiakwa upon Tufiakwa.
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Softmirror:How exactly do you report patients lying on bed frames without mattresses in a non-provocative manner? Even me, as I read that part, I got very furious. There is no way to downplay it. It is sheer wickedness to the highest degree. The very shameless leaders who jet out to foreign hospitals for healthcare expect us to maintain the status quo when a whole general hospital is presented to be worse than a morgue in other nations. During COVID-19, the whole of Nigeria barely had ventilators in its hospitals, so much that Donald Trump had to dash us ventilators at no cost. When you look at how overseas nations value human life including that of alien nations and contrast it with the idiotic nonchalance of our leaders in upholding the sanctity of the life of their own citizens, you'll wonder whether Africans were sired by fallen demons. Tufiakwa upon tufiakwa.
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What exactly is Tinubu's obsession with France and especially Macron? Hope its not what I'm thinking?
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