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Family › Re: Marriage Cancelled Because She Doesn't Want To Call Her Fiance's Niece Aunty by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 12:03pm On Sep 23, 2025
This is what you get when you are either married to a Mommy's boy or you played too hard to get.

Both scenarios will have bro complaining about you and taking advice from family members until you lose your respect before them.

On no account should you marry anyone who cannot take independent decisions or stand up to his family.

You go sweep mango leaves and wash compound gate tire.

Politics › Re: Why I Will Never Promote Aba-Made Shoes Again — Reno Omokri by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 5:47pm On Sep 22, 2025
You that will wear shoe till it starts peeling and losing colour?

Na this hand you wan use become Aba brand ambassador?

Butterfly who thinks himself a bird.

Travel › Re: Airliner: Cockpit Barriers Introduced For Their 1st Flights After Years Of Delay by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 8:41pm On Sep 19, 2025
Obviously inspired by our misguided brothers whose spiritual ideology includes brutal killings, raping, kidnappings, hijackings and suicide bombings.

It is well with the world.
Politics › Re: Why Reinstated Fubara Delayed Return To Government House by DIVINEEVIDENCE:
Don't use alternate accounts to access Nairaland after being banned. If you do, make sure we don't find out.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Masaryk’s Letter Written In 1937 Will Finally Be Opened Tomorrow by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 5:33pm On Sep 18, 2025
spontan:
Hahaha. Make una dey play.

Something that must have already been disvirgned.
Immediately I read it was smuggled to the West with the help of Western diplomats, I just knew the letter had been read and digested since.
Career › Re: Lady Lost Her 650k Job After Requesting A Salary Increase. by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 4:03pm On Sep 18, 2025
MMempire:
Big eye don make her lose her quiet reliable earning. Imagine, awaiting corper for that matter. No contentment. She wan earn over N1m for a 2hrs daily job, presumably a Monday to Friday remote job. Greed and over sabi.
An Executive Assistant is not a remote worker.
A virtual Assistant is.
Politics › Re: Bandits Invade Kakafu In Kwara, Kill Vigilante Commander, Kidnap Residents by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 9:34am On Sep 18, 2025
When are they sentencing terrorist Nnamdi Kanu abeg?

This one no be news.

Health › Re: Ibrahiem Bala Creates Anti-Sleep Glasses To Prevent Road Accidents by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 8:38pm On Sep 17, 2025
This is very beautiful.

I hope he has patented it?

With time, the technology will get better and the glasses will become more refined and less bulky.

If not for our useless governments, Naija for dey drag world power with US and Russia dem.
Celebrities › Re: Israel DMW’s Ex Wife, Sheila Breaks Silence On Why She Left Him (Video) by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 8:24pm On Sep 17, 2025
I remember this brother ranting that year about how he married his wife a virgin.

Am I the only one who can tell a woman's temperament by just looking at her face?

There are wise and foolish virgins.
There are good natured and ill-mannered virgins.
There are true virgins, secondary virgins and technical virgins.
All go answer present when we take a roll call for virgins.

If you wanna live long on this earth, develop your sixth sense.
Choose your battles wisely.

Politics › Re: Tinubu To Buhari In 2020 - Print More Naira Notes (Throwback) by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 5:14pm On Sep 17, 2025
WizardOfNG:
@OP.

The only thing you and your co-travellers in ignorance have succeeded doing is to show that primordial hatred of others can indeed comprise intellect and the ability to do basic research to then render even educated folks illiterate.

Tinubu made the valid and economically sound recommendation during COVID 19 while your messiah Obi and the Dubai-dweller Perennial Presidential candidate were silent and nowhere to be found.

This is a policy that made sense to the extent nations adopted it as an emergency strategy to fight a fearful epidemic that plunged humanity into uncertainty over human and economic survival.

Can you or your hero Obi argue economics with Tinubu you should be learning from yet always rushing to insult ? Shior.

Keep shooting yourself in the foot letting hate and emotions dominate your life to keep you ignorant and backwards.
ChatGpt is talking about saner climes, not fools in power who looted and locked up palliatives in warehouses, dished out billions for intervention which ended up in private pockets and collected monies in donations both locally and internationally which they still looted by fabricating casualty figures for a virus that Africans were largely immune to.

So great was the relationship between the Great Mistake of Daura and his minister for Humanitarian Affairs and disaster management that it was even rumoured he had secretly taken her into his harem.

Carry your short memory comot for road.
Culture › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo Reportedly Asked To Vacate Seat For Igbinedion And Wife by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 3:39pm On Sep 17, 2025
This is the very height of sacrilege.
Romance › Re: A Ugandan Woman Who Refuses To Leave An Asian Man's Car, Claiming She Is In Love by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 9:22pm On Sep 15, 2025
Ashanas nauseate me.

The idea of getting laid by a woman who's not my wife is one I can never fully wrap my head around.

Now see your life for outside.
Career › Re: When He Was Serving Nigeria Versus When He Started Serving The USA by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 9:20pm On Sep 15, 2025
Caaz:
But their counter parts in developed countries hardly brand their magazines same way.



Maybe its an african things.
There are no provisions in their uniforms for extra magazines.

US forces, for example have long pockets in the BP vests for extra magazines.
Naija uniforms have only egunje pockets and bulletproof vests are not standard issue.

Even MOPOL on highway beats are hardly provided with vests.

Its Tufiakwa wherever you look.
Crime › Re: Boss Of Degrading Sex-trade (porta Potty) In Dubai Unmasked By BBC by DIVINEEVIDENCE:
Is Dubai not supposed to be a land filled with holiness and righteousness?

Any religion that lacks the power of transformation na wash.
Use threat, violence, persecution and so on to prop it up, it'll still flop.

If e didn't dey, e didn't dey.
Travel › Re: Flood Alert: 11 States May Experience Heavy Rain This Week – FG by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 7:03pm On Sep 14, 2025
“Also, due to a rise in the water level of River Gongola, River Benue, and River Niger, the communities on the flood plains of River Gongola up to Numan, and also communities on the flood plains of River Benue and River Niger up to Lokoja are advised to evacuate immediately.
What exactly is this rubbish supposed to mean?

Is the federal government not directly responsible for evacuating its citizens from disaster-prone areas?

What again is the job of the ministry of Disaster management and Humanitarian affairs?

Una go dey collect taxes like Caesar but to use a fraction of it to better the lives of citizens go dey hard una.

Shameless, irresponsible misfits.
Square pegs in round holes.
Agbada-clad agberos.
Ndi ara ndi ara.

Education › Re: IBBUL: Poorly Written University Circular by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 9:14am On Sep 14, 2025
franugo:
High intelligence to spot such insane and clear errors? Brother, a primary school student would spot it, my niece who's in primary 2 would do a better job
I don't know you from anywhere, but I know for certain you're a southerner.

Prove me wrong.
Travel › Re: Canada rejects 1596 Nigerian asylum applications by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 9:09am On Sep 14, 2025
Segxydube:
We are at war oga... U cant travel anywhere in dis country without fear of kidnapping.

Is dat not war?
That is insecurity, not war.
Politics › Re: Alia, Umahi Flag Off Construction Of Largest Fly-Over Connecting North To South by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 4:18am On Sep 14, 2025
SpecialAdviser:
Largest flyover. APC government. Chai. Devil is a leaner. Alia project dey bring Umahi unto it.
Alia cannot unilaterally undertake an inter-state construction.
He is a governors and his powers and functions are clearly different from the FG's.
Politics › Re: Alia, Umahi Flag Off Construction Of Largest Fly-Over Connecting North To South by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 4:14am On Sep 14, 2025
helinues:
We now have better government in Nigeria. They have been touching almost all the nooks and crannies.

Hahaha, the opposition will really struggle with their campaign oo
On top flyover?
Food › Re: 4:30AM And Hilda Baci’s Jollof Was STILL Being Served! �� ( Pictures & Video ) by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 2:04pm On Sep 13, 2025
free2ryhme:
All these stupid, nonsense records.

Indians have been cooking way larger quantities of rice in aluminum pits for years and they never made it a record. These ones will just see something and abuse it at every opportunity they get.

Very nonsense mentality.

I don't blame them though, I blame a country of jobless folks that will keep sucking up to them out of laziness and joblessness. There are people actually affecting lives positively but no, it's some useless acts and people we'll rather promote and give popularity.
Indians cooking more than 200 bags of rice in one pot?
Food › Re: Man Reviews Hilda Baci’s Largest Pot Of Jollof Rice Attempt – “not Impressed” by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 2:02pm On Sep 13, 2025
ruzell86:
Nonsense and Rubbish.. kiss

If you can't explain how the rice grains in the middle of the pot was stirred... just getat

Then how can someone say that a chef cooked for whatever reasons there is... but not for taste. Una dey ment ?
Can you even cook half bag of rice alone?

Someone cooked a whopping 200 bags of rice at a go and y'all are here ranting dust.

Hilda is not the cause of your frustrations.

Enter inside bush and shout.
Celebrities › Re: Enioluwa Arrives Venue Of World Jollof Festival By Hilda Baci (video) by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 11:40am On Sep 13, 2025
Wakanda tie colour is that?

Is this guy geh geh?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Tyler Robinson Identified As Charlie Kirk's Killer by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 3:47am On Sep 13, 2025
musa234:
If this happened in Nigeria, no way will the killer be apprehended.
By now, he would have been 'at large' or on the run with activists warning us to avoid areas he may strike again and the police telling us to go about our normal businesses without fear as they are on top of the situation.

Reno would have done an exposé on serial killers of Igbo origin, Nuhu would have blamed the organisers for not demanding enough security to cover such an event and the president would have issued a marching order to the IG to arrest the perpetrator within one week.

E-rats would have hailed the president's prompt and decisive action and contrasted it with Peter Obi's inaction when something similar happened in Anambra when he was governor.

Hilda Baci's topics would have flooded frontpage back to back, Big Brother news would have dominated social media with the police releasing statements and pictures of criminals and drug dealers they arrested last week and the army doing same with bandits and IPOB.

Highest one week and we have already moved on.
Food › Re: Hilda Baci Kicks Off Guinness World Record Attempt For Largest Jollof Rice Pot by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 6:02pm On Sep 12, 2025
Chef Heelda dey collect better steady piping sha grin

The hips don't lie cheesy

Food › Re: Hilda Baci Kicks Off Guinness World Record Attempt For Largest Jollof Rice Pot by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 6:00pm On Sep 12, 2025
ednut1:
Over 20k youths came for this on a working day. Too many jobless people in Nigeria mehn

Also she cleaned the pot barefooted with mop 😂
Make she use sponge and cup abi?
On top 'pot' wey big like tank?

250 bags no be beans nau.
How dem go turn the thing as e done done naim be my concern.
Career › Re: What’s The Most Unthinkable Thing You’ve Done To Get Ahead? by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 5:36pm On Sep 12, 2025
I done many bad bad things in difficult circumstances man.

But I ain't saying nothing.
Ain't never gonna give you no sheet.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Albania: Meet Diella, World's First AI Minister Appointed To Tackle Corruption by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 5:18pm On Sep 12, 2025
Interesting how the world is currently shaping up.

Very soon, bots and AI will become presidents and prime ministers since our human nature tends towards profligacy, personal enrichment and overt or subterranean elongation of office once we taste political power.

The New world order is already here.

Sane nations are upgrading while Africa keeps electing dinosaurs as presidents.
Health › Re: Terrible State Of Kangiwa General Hospital In Kebbi State (Video) by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 11:34am On Sep 11, 2025
The very shameless leaders who jet out to foreign hospitals for healthcare expect us to maintain the status quo when a whole general hospital is presented to be worse than a morgue in other nations.

During the COVID-19 epidemic, the whole of Nigeria barely had ventilators in its hospitals, so much that Donald Trump had to dash us ventilators at no cost.

When you look at how overseas nations value human life including that of alien nations and contrast it with the idiotic nonchalance of our leaders in upholding the sanctity of the life of their own citizens, you'll wonder whether Africans were sired by a fallen demon.

Tufiakwa upon Tufiakwa.

Politics › Re: Hassan Mai-Waya Kangiwa Arrested In Kebbi For Exposing Hospital's Condition by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 11:32am On Sep 11, 2025
Softmirror:
That's not how to do it. You do it with sense. Not in a provocative manner that will put your life in jeopardy.
How exactly do you report patients lying on bed frames without mattresses in a non-provocative manner?

Even me, as I read that part, I got very furious.
There is no way to downplay it.
It is sheer wickedness to the highest degree.

The very shameless leaders who jet out to foreign hospitals for healthcare expect us to maintain the status quo when a whole general hospital is presented to be worse than a morgue in other nations.

During COVID-19, the whole of Nigeria barely had ventilators in its hospitals, so much that Donald Trump had to dash us ventilators at no cost.

When you look at how overseas nations value human life including that of alien nations and contrast it with the idiotic nonchalance of our leaders in upholding the sanctity of the life of their own citizens, you'll wonder whether Africans were sired by fallen demons.

Tufiakwa upon tufiakwa.

Politics › Re: President Tinubu Meets With Macron by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 4:46pm On Sep 10, 2025
What exactly is Tinubu's obsession with France and especially Macron?

Hope its not what I'm thinking?

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