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Breaker001:
Bread and avocado pear is very nice. Bread and coconut is equally nice as well.

Have you eaten bread and okro? 🤪

Love800:
You forgot bread and avocado. The best of all!

If you remove bread from Nigeria, 90percent of citizens will quench of hunger!

EmperorIsaac:
You don't understand women. Live with one and let's talk after a year.

highchief1:
u know something about life.who never see Thgs na em Thgs Dey enter eyes.i have lived in countries with d most beautiful women in the world.girls wey I don fork no be wetin anybody fit imagine.So me no see settings for Nigeria wey fit trip me again.nigeria no get women.

highchief1:
I Dey gym and I no Dey promiscuous.na my point be that.so it’s just a fallacy

EmperorIsaac:
A wife that will be carried away in the gym would not be deterred from hoeloshoism even if you buy a 1000 gym equipment for her!

highchief1:
i beg to differ.married women who want to cheat don’t need the gym.they can cheat from anywhere.my guy wey Dey fork married women no Dey near gym.

Ezibless:
Something happened last night that really got me thinking.

I know some parents can be very protective of their children,especially female children, by restricting their movements.
Some would just allow them visit few selected friends and others would be limited to just church,market,school,home,that's all. I kinda fall under the latter sha

It didn't really bother me while growing BECAUSE i felt with time,the level of restriction would reduce.



(did i just say it really didn't bother me I been just dey endure o, as per say i be one obedient child )

we're well brought up o,don't get it twisted.




Fast forward>>>

I graduated from school of midwifery early this year and i've been at home waiting for our MSS service.
Apart from a secondary school female friend which i seldomly visit,it's stil been the usual church,market... Stuff.

I got a call from my fellowship in school that they'd be having the sent forth of probably the last christian set in the school (did i tell you i stay in the north and the school stopped admiting christain students?...well,that's a story for another day).

Back to story...

The remaining christain students are just TWO. And they're two of my three very good friends.
So attending the sent forth is not an option for me because;

1. I am not doing anything at the moment,as in, work.
2. They are my very good friends.
3. I bought them jaw dropping gifts with the last cash on me because i felt they deserved it.
4. I have no other means of delivering it, except i go.
5.
6.
7.
8............100000000000

I don't wanna bore you with the reasons.

I hinted the news of the sent forth to my mom few days back,she didn't say anything and her countenance didn't even change.

I come feel say i get hope say i go go ooo.

Last night around 10:30pm or so,my mom and I were gisting and laughing in my room then i remembered that i haven't gotten a definite answer from her about my journery to school(about 2 and half hours journey). Then this conversation ensued between us...

Me: ehen...mom,i'd be going to school on saturday for the sent forth i told you about.
Mom: No!

(no be even question i ask o,na just statement i make )

me: but y?
Mom: nothing. You're through with school nothing should take you there again!

I opened my mouth to talk,but nothing came out.
That was how our sweet discussion turned sour.
My mouth was agape til she got up and left my room without a word.






A soldier walked pass me that moment and i gave him 3 dirty slaps!!!




#it happened in my mind sha.

That was how vexed i was!


Since then til now i've been thinking of how to convince her to let me go to the extent that all my prayers this morning was centered on it.

I just wonder if she didn't realise that i'm no longer 2year old. I'd be turning 22 in 5 days time for crying out loud!

Don't get me wrong,my mom is very sweet and loving,we're like ''5 and 6''. It just this her ''over protective'' attitude that i don't like.

So guys, how did you handle similar situations like this?
All parents are strict,just that some get degree

Those ladies won't forgive me if i don't come. Plus,i don't wanna return the gift i bought.

And please, at what age should parents stop this movement restriction thing

Puleeaaaseee help!!!!!!!!!!!
;( ;(

Ruke1990:
It might be a kidnapper/bandit. They search car dealer online to stay anonymous. Ask victim to transfer money to car dealer account and confirm it before you have it police tracks the bandit to their hideout. Bandit dies

Fourthpredator:
Just leave any girl that demands for something you cannot afford, go for your size, stop stressing yourself.
If you want girl that will demand 200,000 monthly for upkeep you will see,if you want girl that will demand 20,000 monthly for upkeep you will also see. It is you that is looking for church girl in a club that is the problem.
you see a girl with iPhone 15 pro max in her hand with her not having any job that can pay that amount and you expect her to ask for 20k every month? That is very silly. She got the money through billing boys like you,so either pay or get out and let other simps enter

SmartPolician:
It seems you people are intentionally giving this yeye man attention here so you can ridicule Christianity. Meanwhile, Christians aren't allowed to comment on islamic threads.

If Nairaland wants to share good Christian content, there are lots of messages from Joshua Selman, Olumide Emmanuel, Femi Lazarus, Olakunle Soriyan, Joyce Meyer, David Ogbueli, Kingsley Okonkwo, David Oyedepo, etc.

EponObi:
Lmaooooooo..

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HydraFeeds:
This is illogical ,we know that Israel is not the one fighting but NATO .

Just two days ago ,14 fully loaded cargoes arrived from USA . Three days ago ,cargo arrived from UAE .

Most European leaders are suporting Israel with German leader literally saying Germans are ready to die for Israel ,Italy and France openly supporting Israel advancement .

The only leader standing with Iran is Russia and perhaps Ireland(which has limited authority) and NK while Putin said 20% or Israel are Russians .

And also , USA just helped Israel to bomb Iran site after series of begging because Israel is weak against Iran .

Image123:
Wow, using children for protest? This is so unreasonable.

Two wrongs don't make one right. No one will correct him, but they'll come out to lament if the police or government does anything.
This fellow looks for attention so bad, it seems he's trying to hide something under government persecution. Whatever he does, people will say government is getting back at him or setting him up.

mynd1:
Correct 💯..... nairaland Zionist are celebrating killing of few Iranians generals while there are more than 10,000 Generals to replace them and will be more brutal than the old ones...

Keyzee:
Yeah.. Lots of features. I use it and I really enjoy it.

Fatahlinks:
The source of ur news is questionable. The reality is that without USA. Isreal can not win these war. Reason is simple, isreal can not fight a long term war. Iran fought Iraq for 8yrs. Fighting a long term war is not something isreal can afford. Secondly, Iranians are already use to hardship due to the sanction. Isrealis na ajebota, once this starts affecting there economy they won't be able to sustain it...

TempleHouse:
Iran is winning this war.

Don't believe European fake Media !!

bot957936:
This's amazing to say the least, the boy needs support