₦airaland Forum

diamond68:
thats how they kee gazzuzz. you need spiritual protection

Gazzuz I hoped would VIN-check my car purchases when I grow up.
Are you saying he's daed?

Zonefree:
Daily, this gender from this part of the world keep showing the world how senseless they are.

I no do again is not by force. The Lord is with John.

The Lord of fornicators you mean?

At 40?
You should visit a therapist Bro.

Then, try bonding with her:

Let her prepare your meals.

Once in a while, go out with her on walks and while you rest to catch your breath, ask her deep, probing questions about things you never understood during your childhood.

I mean, she's your mom Bro and no other human being will ever share that sort of relationship with you.

Let go of the hurt abeg.

Why do I feel Diddy might have been a victim of childhood sex abuse?

FreeStuffsNG:
I am not sure that you have been to University of Ife.
That landscaping is not referring to just planting flowers o and she wants it all over the campus. That's huge!

Thank you First Lady. Please visit UNILAG too ma. May God bless you and Nigeria for ever!

Do you know how many hundreds of millions make 1 billion?

You are daft.

FreeStuffsNG:
I am not sure that you have been to University of Ife.
That landscaping is not referring to just planting flowers o and she wants it all over the campus. That's huge!

Thank you First Lady. Please visit UNILAG too ma. May God bless you and Nigeria for ever!

Do you know how many millions make 1 billion?

You are daft.

Buhari really rubbished Nigeria

Idiots among us took the seat of the President and gave it to a compound fool.

The summary of this post is that the officers and men of the Nigerian army have been systematically infiltrated by terrorists.

All because a senile tribalist and religious extremist was packaged as a messiah and fools voted him in.

airsaylongcome:
GCON that used to be the exclusive preserve of Nigerian Vice-Presidents. Smh

Don't mind the la cocaina sniffer.
An anything-goes egomaniac who holds nothing sacred or holy.

Tinubu can even honour politicians with GCFR if it will line his pocket and feather his political nest.

His idea of leadership does not go beyond Mafia organogram.
Nigeria will be run like a drug cartel for the next six years.

Expect more political abominations.

Solar installers in the house, abeg how much would it cost me to set up a 750W solar system?

KingAzubuike:
These things don't exist. There's no way you can steal someone's destiny or use a human being to conjure money out of thin air.

Try visit Okija shrine make your eyes clear small.

God1000:
I hope this will not set the entire region on fire, there's a reason some of us are calling for peace and diplomatic solution to crisis in the middle east

The warmongers on this forum will never understand that

There can be no diplomatic solution to ideology-fuelled wars, especially when such ideologies are rooted in religions that promise rewards in paradise for its fighters.

Until there is a victor and the vanquished, there will be no real peace.

How a grown man will be fawning over a monumental catastrophe like Tinubu beats the living daylight out of me.

This wan too na pesin husband and grandfather?

Ok

Mynd44:
But you should know President Tinubu spoke about this in 2019.

It was also what he based the tax laws in Lagos on.

We as a country want development, we want to grow but government earnings is very low. Which is why our National budget is ridiculous compared to other countries.

Government has to earn more the do more, but atleast in this case, the tax is not being increased, it is a matter of bringing in those who do not pay before to start paying. This isn't a burden on those already paying

Let them go and regulate gold mining in Zamfara.

Let them go and rejig just one refinery and force NNPC to service their remittances.

Let them strictly regulate the NPA and ensure customs duties do not evaporate with the wind.

Let them give incentives to farmers and SMSEIs to grow domestic businesses.
Let them revive Ajaokuta steel industry and force IOCs to start processing the natural gas they flare on a daily.

Let them...

A sane administration in Nigeria doesn't need to look to far to generate revenue without impoverishing the masses.

Dogalmighty17:
Jesus Christ! Does this guy have basic knowledge of economics at all? You want to pump 1.4 trillion raw cash into the economy. Does he know what that will do? That's going to overheat the economy. A very massive sugar high in an economy flush with cash of limited value.
The CBN is chasing shadows. Whatever happened to giving the naira value? Cardoso is simply an idiot.

Let's assume he's just being sarcastic.

Because if he's damn serious then his incompetence stinks to high heavens and its high time someone chased him out of that office.

This is an insult to well meaning Doctors and Professors of Economics and Finance-related disciplines in Nigeria.

I wonder when we'll have a president who'll have the presence of mind to put round pegs in round holes rather than use ministerial and administrative positions to compensate political cronies, many of whom brandish oluwole certificates devoid of the rigorous mental hardwork and discipline of the academic.

RoyalUc:
It is therefore the current occupant of the seat that is being ridiculed and not Nigerians

He is the one being ridiculed, but the ridicule still rubs off on the seat as he is the current occupant.

RoyalUc:
Tell me, as it stands now, does that office have any iota of dignity?

The office of the GCFR, immune from prosecution, controlling all sectors of the armed forces and the economy, having jurisdiction over the whole territory of Nigeria with its lands, mineral resources, waters and vegetation and with the prerogative of mercy over all natives within the territory of Nigeria; has dignity in itself.

We may have promoted or given way to criminals and elements of questionable character and ideologies to assume that title but it doesn't in any way inviolate the personality of that seat and position.

When the time is right, a responsible leader will assume that title and make good use of his position to the betterment of the nation.

Like dictatorships that eventually give way to sensible leaderships, this is a phase we will eventually come out from.

RoyalUc:
I don't agree

They are ridiculing the office of the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
An office bigger than the drug Lord or any other person or group in Nigeria.

By extension they are insulting every Nigerian, whether Tinubu supporter or not.

As much as I hate and detest Tinubu, I won't hesitate to confront anyone who makes such a statement in my presence.

Shadomaan7:
The truth is that we are gradually getting there. The more the competition, the more the price would drop

Where's the competition when NNPCL is the only offloader for Dangote PMS?

Price of PMS will only come down when independent marketers are allowed to buy directly from Dangote.

Competition exists in a free market.
Nigeria's oil market is currently under NNPC's monopolistic stranglehold. Its not free.

Sharpsharp00123:
if your obi contested against obj when he made Maurice iwu inec chairman

U Igbos won't even see ballot box but today the same man who destroyed Nigeria by starting useless policies with democracy is now your hero

Hate has blinded u to the extent that even if the devil insults tinubu u people will b willing to hug him

There is a saying in Igboland "Igbo enweghị Eze"
It means the Igbos recognize no king.

Go to any Igbo community, decisions are communally criticized in the Aladinma which is a public parliament before being adopted.

Even in autonomous communities, a king takes no decision without his council of chiefs or Eze-in-Council.

The Ìgbo man hates irresponsible leadership.
They hate Hope in Imo as much as they hated Ikpeazụ in Abia.

They hate Tinubu to the bone as much as they hated Buhari of bad memory.

If the next general elections sees a man like Yemi Osinbajo emerging as a presidential flagbearer, he will totally divide the votes of the South East and those who told you Obi was an Igbo project will turn around to tell you that Igbos do not know alignment and national politics.

If Orji Uzor Kalu had contested instead of Obi in the last elections, Igbos would have voted Atiku.

By the next general elections, look at the three main political parties, pick the best presidential candidate out of the three and Congratulations!
You have successfully predicted Igbo bloc votes.

mightyhaze:
I'm even overweight from too much meals..had to buy an outdoor tennis board for regular sports

You see how bandits oppress normal people on Nairaland?

Truth is like pregnancy.

Dem no dey use hand cover am.

Before the session ends well know the real reason.

Men done wise up.

Women of this generation will be luckier than women of future generations.

Marriage and commitment go scarce die.

Una started this game.
Mekuna enjoy am.

BeeBeeOoh:


Abdulsalami Abubakar is being economical with the truth.

Things aren't getting out of control, things got out of control the very day Tinubu took over the mantle of leadership in Nigeria.

Tinubu has nothing to offer, he just want to be the most decorated African politician(Governor, Senator and President) nothing more.

He can never be more decorated than GEJ.

Yoruba Ronu!

Three more years to go.

I developed a habit of rushing meals as an undergraduate.

If I'm sufficiently hungry and the food is visually appealing, olfactorily satisfying and deliciously indulges my tastebuds, three minutes would be the very height of my laziness.

CodeTemplarr:
Blackmailing animal right advocate. What hunger can 200 elephants quench?

They are trying to meet dietary protein needs.
Not feed people meat as staple food.

Read.

crestedaguiyi:
Why is your daughter dressed like an Ada.



Mr. Corks post on the introduction thread shows he was already a werey 10 years ago .

He has been a weyrey for decades
No oofenccse

NwaAmaikpe:




Because it is bad table manners to talk while eating; my "talking stage" stops once my preek is chopping her kpekus.

Depending on the taste, it stops after too.

Agba chopper.

Wehdone oo

Missed and also rejected my call once and never cared to call back.

In saner climes, meteorologists will chart the course, velocity and impact of hurricanes and begin evacuating it's route months before it occurs.

But come to Africa, to Nigeria.
Professors everywhere with PhDs in geography and meteorology yet otu abụghị n'ezi.

Tufiakwa.