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Romance › Re: Dear God Please Give Me A Foreign Guy by Djailer: 8:01pm On Apr 23, 2016

nitwitfabian:
I av your tym today. Axe ur quesrions in clear n concise sentences and i will answer.

P.s. why do i catch a very evil aura from you?

Maybe our main handles have kiss-crossed previously.

Haven't I been clear and concise all along, Nitwitfabian (I prefer Nitty for short if you don't mind as long as this handle exists.)?

Where lies your interest in this beauty contest? Let's start with that.

Romance › Re: Dear God Please Give Me A Foreign Guy by Djailer: 6:18pm On Apr 23, 2016

nitwitfabian:
Can you be any lamer?

Your reply took a while but come it did eventually. Your strategy of ignoring me was much lamer than my clumsy effort at dragging you out from your shell.
That aside, let's talk about you.The unprecedented constancy of this handle in quite a very short spell. Where lies your intent?

Romance › Re: Dear God Please Give Me A Foreign Guy by Djailer: 10:17am On Apr 23, 2016

nitwitfabian:
Men are unintelligent to think a woman lives in fantasy. U just see all women as silly objects. I pirry you . Obviously, you guys cant deal with rejection. You believe you are all that. Whereas, you all mostly have nothing to offer except your sense of pride. This country has even blocked you all off from being something tangible in life. Even the money you feel adds to your importance, is hard to get and many of you resort to petty crimes just to make ends meet. All over the world nigeria already has a reputation and its cos naija guys are criminals.

Let me dream. What i attract, is what i get. I know what i want.

Who is the unlucky guy that made you spew this garbage?
Well, I'm not here for your thread or what your preference of colour of man is.

I'm here to take your mask off and see if you're kiss worthy.
You ignored me yesterday twice. Not a smart move.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 3:56pm On Apr 22, 2016

doveda:
OMG! you haven't heard

These guys are baby adults.Stay off if you have little patience for emotional outbursts.

Doveda, what aches your loveless soul?

Celebrities › Re: Dagrin Died 6 Years Ago by Djailer: 12:08pm On Apr 22, 2016

Poor strategy @ nitwitfabian. There're better ways of keeping me at bay. For now, I'm that top you put on this morning after you took your bath. Don't even tell me you haven't taken your bath.
Come to me. Uncover yourself before me.

Celebrities › Re: Dagrin Died 6 Years Ago by Djailer: 11:24am On Apr 22, 2016

nitwitfabian:
Looool! if flat ghana breads could speak... u sound like one. Sunny cliff makes better sense than my own name i knowingly gave myself. ? I bow.

I see you've hit double the 100 comment benchmark in just 48hrs. Unprecedentedly awesome!
How about a second look at that neutrality box?

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 7:16pm On Apr 21, 2016

nitwitfabian:
Yes it will. Im a disappointment already.

Then you underestimate me, darling! Get ready. I'm the unavoidable cool noon breeze you can't help dressing as scantily as possible for, to give you an encompassing carress. You will yield as your nostrils yield to the intake of rushing oxygen.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 6:39pm On Apr 21, 2016

Estharfabian:
kind of?

Simply search ''Estharfabian"...That should do the trick?

That should be easy. If 10pm sits fine with your schedule expect my call.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 6:33pm On Apr 21, 2016

nitwitfabian:
Will u claim u havent realised shes ignoring?

I don't know about your main handle, but everything about this nitty-witty handle of yours doesn't portray you as a quiter.

Now what does your private lounge smell like? Does your hair spray have a lingering effect on your room. Does a little fragrance from your hair rob off on your phone when you tilt your hair a little from your ear to make or receive a call?
What does your main handle smell like?

Ignoring me won't do the trick. Face me like a woman. None of my puzzles has ever disappointed me. Nitty, it won't start with you.

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 6:14pm On Apr 21, 2016

Will nitwitfabian claim I've not been patient enough waiting for her reply?

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 6:13pm On Apr 21, 2016

Estharfabian:
Oh...Oh..I'm sorry!

Oh! the skype thingy?
...You wanna add up?

I thought that was the idea when you brought the Skypey up.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 5:56pm On Apr 21, 2016

Estharfabian, it's been a while we chatted. I was taken aback by your suddenly withdrawal. That was less than 24hrs after our last chat.

There was this Skype addy you were talking about just then.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 5:47pm On Apr 21, 2016

nitwitfabian:
Listen here... i dont know who ur lesson teacher is, but you r mistaken. i never said i was tough. Ur creepy inviting someone so desperately to go behind closed doors. Do u, and imma do me. I am on no ones team.

Okay. There's a little fracture on your mask now with your last quote. I'm not yet talking about your undies and body configuration. That'll be for later.

You're still a puzzle. You don't quite fit into the neutrality box. Common woman!

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 5:29pm On Apr 21, 2016

nitwitfabian:
Damn! Pls someone shd come and carry this fellow to somalia. What is this persistence...?

You just flunked lesson #1: Learn to be comfortable with intrusive strangers.

Where's Somalia by the way? The buzz you've created with this tailored-to-suit alternate is more ravaging than the Al Shabab militia.

Now, where's that private lounge of yours? It's seems you're not as tough as you sound. Let's do this behind closed doors if you find that option more comfortable.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 5:08pm On Apr 21, 2016

nitwitfabian:
My main handle is just as active on the thread as this one. Y'all just aint sharp enough. Others just dont care. And i dont care either. Like seriously... whats ur own?

The puzzle; the inclination...the contrasting assertions... the effort and intent to birth this account just for this purpose. Yes, the puzzle.
Does it seem like your main handle got lost among the many here? Don't blame me for that. Everyone is talking at the same time, I can't seem to make out your voice in the crowd. Now, point me to your private lounge, let me see the original you without a mask.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 4:53pm On Apr 21, 2016

nitwitfabian:
My other moniker will do tht job. So... go work on a jigsaw, i am not relevant enuff to b a puzzle. Also... u wd notice, i dont care about the contest, but the ridiculous shenanigans the players here are pulling.

You send me away hurriedly; why? Learn to be a little comfortable around an invasive stranger. Your mask is opaque enough for now and so is mine.
My job or vocation is my own choosing. Marrying this handle of yours to your main handle is the only jigsaw I find puzzling enough at the moment. Uncover yourself before me, privately perhaps.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 4:37pm On Apr 21, 2016

nitwitfabian:
Okay. I love trouble. I have no plans or anyone in mind. And I dnt care about ur long mentions either. Leave me alone.

Every inclination of yours has indicated an above average interest in this beauty contest. Yet you've not placed your feet firmly on any camp.
Few things in life puzzle me. You're my current puzzle. I'm not in the habit of leaving a puzzle unsolved.

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 4:21pm On Apr 21, 2016

nitwitfabian:
First... ive only been here two days. So i cnt b on ur radar for more dan one. You lied.
Second... you are not important enough to come out of nowhere and start making demands.
Third... for the sake of ppl who mistake my purpose... i dont caprice. Im here to tell certain truths others might be uncomfortable to tell. My sacarsm has been mistaken for friendliness severally. But the last thing this moniker wants is to make friends.

Hmm! I see you're trigger happy. I relish blood just like you. I dont even know exactly how yours would taste like in my mouth grin

These past few days meant since the day you sent out your sarcastic voice note. You're faceless just like me. We both stand behind a mask. So put importance in the trash bin.

Unburden your plans to me. We must not be friends to have some basic understanding.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 4:00pm On Apr 21, 2016

nitwitfabian: you've been on my radar these past few days. But you're as capricious as the British weather. I want you to uncover your intents to me personally.

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Family › Re: Your Marriage Is A Fraud! by Djailer: 11:47pm On Apr 18, 2016*

Classyalabolass:
Except you spend 20 hours a day in dogging the silhouette of the so-called low-lifer....You don't even have a job or school work that keeps you off Nairaland which makes you a worthlëss and infinitesimal attention-seeker. To add pep on that, I have never come across you once on this forum but you've given me over 50 mentions that never get replied.
It is you that needs a lot of growing up to do...your actions are a far cry from maturity.

Your innumerable monikers being simultaneously active for over several years are the true testament of a waste of birth and oxygen; someone who has nothing worthwhile to do. Your unprintable, progressive and relapsing misadventures in real life leaves you no other alternative than trying out one last shot on a faceless forum to see if you could have one more stint at being someone important, even if only imaginary. Your addiction to TV is the proof-stamp of a degenerate recluse and society left behind nuisance with no contribution to human development. Ending up as a fine art student was the final comfirmation that education and intelligence is your achilles heel. Your resort to seeking a means of livelihood by scamming unsuspecting women is the height of masculinity pratfall.

My entire quotes are not even up to 40, let alone giving a histrionic personality disordered slowpoke like you 50 mentions.

Classyalabolass:
Get it into your thick skull, you obdurate rëtard... you are akin to the flatulence of a tropical squirrel and not meritorious of my [b]time.
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You better set your priorities straight.... stalking me won't put food on your table or make your miserable life any better.
And relish this post cos it's the last you're ever getting from me. Go look for jobless pigs like you to e-fight with 24/7. Goodbye faggït.

You mis-educated phony. Your forced grammatical pontification is an evidence that dictionary is the only means where near-illiterates like you can learn the English language.

A thief who scammed people by posing as a half-Ukrainian needs surveillance. You're a security risk to the cooperate existence of the entire online community since you could post any Caucasian pic and claim to be it.

Until I get sure proof evidence that you have found a means of honest livelihood, every free hour of mine would be dedicated to tracking a common thief and a degenerate like you.

Damn, they said you even cheated by stealing rap line from the Internet in a contest that was supposed to be just for fun and you got banned for 6months as a result!

The primary molecular composition of your DNA is IGNOBILITY.

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Family › Re: Your Marriage Is A Fraud! by Djailer: 10:15pm On Apr 18, 2016

Classyalabolass:
Grow up and stop stalking me, whoever you are.

You're as inconsequential as the shredded skin of a snake. And you're the one with the need of growing up. Grow up and bear your own weight and add a little dignity to your low life.

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Family › Re: Your Marriage Is A Fraud! by Djailer: 10:12pm On Apr 18, 2016

Classyalabolass:
Grow up and stop stalking me, whoever you are.

You're as inconsequential as the shredded skin of a snake. And you're the one with the need of growing up. Grow up and bear your own weight and add a little dignity to your low life.

Family › Re: Your Marriage Is A Fraud! by Djailer: 9:58pm On Apr 18, 2016

Classyalabolass:
This makes no sense.

Of course you're right, it makes no sense. I shake my head at the OP.

But hey, aren't you that common thief who claimed to be half Ukrainian just to swindle some women off their hard earned cash??

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Family › Re: Your Marriage Is A Fraud! by Djailer: 9:54pm On Apr 18, 2016

Classyalabolass:
This makes no sense.

Of course you're right, it makes no complete sense. I shake my head at the OP.

But you, aren't you that common thief who claimed to be half Ukrainian?

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 8:01pm On Apr 16, 2016

IamWestAfrican:
Estharfabian, stop replying fückever here. They are just distractions. I wonder why you feel like you owe anybody an explanation. If you are in it for the 50k, then I see no reason it should be anybody's business - whoever thinks the 50k is why you wanna upload your photo or is not comfortable with you running can go shoöt himself.

It's just bad belle so stay focused on the task ahead and don't let anybody bully you into opting out.

I'm telling you this as your campaign manager - whoever wants to see your photo should be patient until the official campaign thread is opened.

Dumb manager!!!! You knew she isn't a looker and you resorted to dirty tricks, keeping us in dry anxiety. Same old Gbadebo tricks that always end in failure and disgrace.

You just killed her campaign with your greedy, evil spirit.

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 7:45pm On Apr 16, 2016

IamWestAfrican:

I wonder why this simpletön keeps sandwiching my monicker in his asinine chats.

And here comes the felon in a new west African suit?

What happened with the Ukrainian suit, eh? The 419 scheme didn't pay?

So you're now a 50k manager after a fruitless Ukrainian adventure!!!!
buaaaaaaahahaha! Failed 419er

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 7:33pm On Apr 16, 2016

Estharfabian:
Lol.

it wasn't against my will...

I wouldn't put my pics up there because I don't wanna...
if anyone wants to see a legit pic of me? they should wait till the competition.

Or add Me on Skype... I'm opened to Video-chatting with hijabs on!

Why's everyone all Up In Estharfabian's business?

Your strategy, nothing more. I'm salivating in great anticipation. You must be an exceptional beauty.

What's the Skype addy, by the way? Hajib can't even distort the radiance of a true beauty. If anything, it'll enhance it. wink

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 7:30pm On Apr 16, 2016

Estharfabian:
No offense taken sweetheart...

I'm NOT the only contestant contesting...the noise y'all are making about me is kinda.....SHOCKING to say the least!

Like seriously! thought its all for ''FUN''? Why Y'all Ranting?

Oh! issit the 50k?

Baby love, no one is agitated. I in particular was surprised at a beauty contestant with no display pic. I know campaign hasn't officially started, but unofficially it has. Your strategy is surprising. That's why I believe that AS SOON AS YOUR PIC HIT THE WHOLE OF NAIRALAND, EVEN THAT PRETTY _MIMZY WILL RUN FOR COVER!!!

Could that be true? Are you truly EXCEPTIONAL BEAUTIFUL AS YOUR CAMP IS SAYING?

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 7:11pm On Apr 16, 2016

TheDarknight:
A problem with you? What the heck!!!

It's campaign baby!!! And a phoney moniker like asslicker calling your shots will hurl you to devil's imps!!!

You've never had a DP in your entire e-life but now!!!

Fück should I trust that's you?

Don't be surprised, I've got this encircled. You have a criminal in your train of campaign!!!

And goddamn what you gon' do?? You ain't suppose to be addressing me directly!!!

The fück is your campaign team!!!

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 7:08pm On Apr 16, 2016

Estharfabian:
?

OK. I take that for a no!
A woman as bold as you wouldn't have hesitated to put up her pics. But why did you allow them to force you into this beauty contest.

Why go against your will?

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Djailer: 7:01pm On Apr 16, 2016

Synnzu:
1 advice, don't hold your breath.

Who are her campaigners? Who are her advisers? Except she turns ought the most beautiful at first glance, she should withdraw now!

Only EXCEPTIONAL BEAUTIES can play this anxiety game and get away with it.

Exceptionally beautiful women generally have one trait: THEY ARE CAMERA FRIENDLY.
ESTHARFABIAN, are you exceptionally beautiful?

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