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IT'S GOING TO BE SHEER HORROR IF ESTHARFABIAN TURNS OUT AN AVERAGE LOOKER. IF SHE DOESN'T SILENT ALL THE WAIT AND ANXIETY WITH A RARE BEAUTY, I'LL PERSONALLY DISQUALIFY HER AND PUT HER COMPAIGNERS BEHIND BARS FOR PLAYING WITH THE SENSIBILITIES AND INTELLIGENCE OF NAIRALANDERS.

@Op
Its very wrong if the mother. Anything could happen to them in such condition, from fire incidence; building collapse, arm robbery, and even severe health emergency.

While I commend your concern for the kids' welfare, I think you should have spared the pic from going public.

joseph1832:
In a land where honesty is a vice and corruption is a virtue, an honest man is a criminal.

Meaning??

The need to be seen and heard at all cost
To clap and dance when the party is long ended
is vain pride. The debate died from the 3rd post. Everything else was for pride's sake.

joseph1832:
A society filled with halfwits isn't capable of producing people capable of making sound judgment, thus the man with a seared conscience emerge.

If this society fall to carry its falling on its back, the society will be left in a state of filaga filogor.

As a lung fish holds out in difiance to severe draught
So do good men prevail against the abundance of evil.

joseph1832:
If society comprise of half wits,
A man with a seared conscience
Is a product of the society he hails from.

A man with a seared conscience is not capable of sound judgment to begin with.

But if he strapped his failings upon his own back rather than passing it up to the society, his rehabilitation would have begun.

joseph1832:
Never forget, what we see and hear have a far reaching effect than the need to be sensible.

Society may pardon a godless man
But a man with a seared conscience
No one wants for company.

joseph1832:
Why thank you. Its a plus when a wannabe Einstein fails to see the sense in very simple things.

Its a relief when the need to be sensible triumphs over the need to be seen and heard.

joseph1832:
Err well sometimes it gets the job done. Lol

Thats d dumbest reply of the month!

Zuric:
Lol girl, you don't need no one to tell you the Knights are behind this

It's written all over it
All for attention

Silly dímwits

A Thief needs a Mask

A Mortal needs a Masquerade costume to play god

And Slandering is the best weapon of the faint at heart.

lezz:
Is it my own Muslim beauty you're attacking?

What's your grouse ?

Oh, thou great god amongst mortals, I have heard of thee from afar that you indeed work great wonders.
I sheath my sword in reverence of thee, thee only.
She may pass.

HaneefahRN:
Lolz, whatever. Don't get yourself worked up. You don't know me, so? Just stating things how it is. Values and morality is being lost every minute, lots of people, male or female behave slightly better than dogs, it's nothing new.

Sure I don't know you. But I know this much about you: You're an arrogant girl Who never owns up to her own false judgment.

That's one of the underlining shades of inferiority complex.

HaneefahRN:
I agree to an extent and still disagree with this. I believe women are more likely to be unemployed than men, although more women seem to be focused these days on being independent, while some men would rather do fine boy like you pointed out. Most ladies I know are getting their education and even a side skill, how many guys do this? Yh, men are marrying late seeking financial stability which some might not find till their 40s and a woman most likely wld find someone ready to settle down during that period.

They paid their bride price because our Society stillyou pays so much value on marriage. If this continues, marriage will gradually lose meaning. Just get someone to make your babies with, if interested, cest fini

So what's your view about this? Is this a menace of some sort. And what are the causes?

Your statement is a threat to societal decorum and sanctity. "Just get someone to make your babies with, if interested ". You're explicitely advocating for people to start procreating without any pledge to lasting bond and commitment.

You should have studied researches on single parenthood and know the implications of what you're proposing. Since making human life to you is similar to a dog who crosses 3 blocks of flat and open her legs for the next neighbour who would be the 3 dad of her 4 child.

dare2differ:
It might interest you to know that we are having more men and more men are living longer.

Besides, there is a man for every woman out there. It is fallacy to say that nonsense.

Your assertions are laced in falsehood. No time in recorded human history has there been more men than women. Even Lamech, Adam's grandson , had two wives. This is only the 3rd generation of human history.

cionon:
@5minsmadness @marcjane @sexystrawberry @thearchangel @postman @twinkie8 @fem29 @herbie27 @armchair @vikky014 @slam7000 @sonya4all @joavid @talkingbird @ekaka1 @hotguy27 @vislabraye @hunted @ceccylia @kingadeolumo1 @victorazy @aforti @raumdeuter @onoja12 @mlpnig @adipose @godsend @maximum85 @poppop @younghartz @dilini @flawlessan8gel @goldman777 @lawanson44 @edpunter @rilokilley @biafranflag @9airaland @fabulousman @wowzer @worshipdevice @girlfriendsnatc @josite @rosalieene @blackprowler @lastpage @blustreak @deetus @bollinger

Those I mentioned and for to all who commented. I didnt want to state my reason for saying such in the first page so that people won't accuse me of giving so much info. I wanted to also see people's comment and advice without sentinment or pity for me and then make my decision.

I have weighed the options made my decison.

MY REASON for saying such to my husband

Reasons I talked about magun was because on our first year wedding anniversary. My husband wasn't home from Thursday till Monday. He spent the whole days with his mistress. He even told me to my face. Then thats when I said he should be grateful I still have a heart. That if not I 'll do magun and tie them both then snap the lady and put up her pix since she won't leave my husband alone. But I quikly told him but I can't do that. That no matter how badly he treats me I will never go the diabolic ways

No one knew my husband wasn't home. I still put up our pix on BBM and pple wished me HWA. But deep down I wasn't celebrating it. I faked all the smiles and told them my husband and I would go out in the night. He didn't even come home at all

I didn't even tell my sisters of any close friends. Up till today. It was only his mum I called to tell her son to return home and his cousin that was with us at the time it happened. It was later I got to know why he was angry and decided to spend our wedding anniversary with his mistress was because I called his mistress to leave us alone for me and my husband to solve our issues. She and my husband kept talking about our home.

Everything said here is nothing but the truth. I didn't add and I didn't subtract.

Thank you all for the advice. Decison made. So I will stand by it. So help me God

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Djailer:
Oh man. Someone is dried out! I mean dried up even in pretence. This is just a tactics of "keep throwing stones even if they don't meet the target and let it look like you're still in the game". Man, that's foolish pride.
TheEnquirer, I urge you, take the postmann walk. As soon as he delivered the deadliest and most brutal of e-punches with a cruise-missile precision, he never deemed it fit to come back to inferior replies. It's a simple technique, if your opponent can not better your previous jab, reply is completely needless. No punchline has ever come even close to his last two concussion-induced jabs on this thread. And I don't think all the cries of tears will bring him back here. He walked away leaving his opponents in a mad rage.
Do the same now! This isn't about having the last say. Your cuts are far more precise and brutal. Leave pretence at continuity for losers.
Man, I respect you Mr TheEnquirer.

TheEnquirer, harken to wisdom. Your punchlines are angels of death. They've accomplished their mission. Don't blur it with over-mentions. Leave now!!!

Someone has been reduced to an English class teacher.

Djailer:
Oh man. Someone is dried out! I mean dried up even in pretence. This is just a tactics of "keep throwing stones even if they don't meet the target and let it look like you're still in the game". Man, that's foolish pride.
TheEnquirer, I urge you, take the postmann walk. As soon as he delivered the deadliest and most brutal of e-punches with a cruise-missile precision, he never deemed it fit to come back to inferior replies. It's a simple technique, if your opponent can not better your previous jab, reply is completely needless. No punchline has ever come even close to his last two concussion-induced jabs on this thread. And I don't think all the cries of tears will bring him back here. He walked away leaving his opponents in a mad rage.
Do the same now! This isn't about having the last say. Your cuts are far more precise and brutal. Leave pretence at continuity for losers.
Man, I respect you Mr TheEnquirer.

TheEnquirer, harken to wisdom. Your punchlines are angels of death. They've accomplished their mission. Don't blur it with over-mentions. Leave now!!!

Someone has been reduced to an English class teacher.

OneManLegion:
Look at this one that's too scared to mention my sobriquet.

Ass-licker. He sent you to "urge" him to discontue this shii abi?

So he'll say he wouldn't have left if it were not for Djailer.

Lool. Pathetic and predictable. They rushed to instigate a contretemp they didn't know they wouldn't be able to win, now they've either all run away tails between their bowed legs or looking for desperate ways to escape.

By the way, it "deemed it fit", not "dimmed it fit". It's "losers", not "loosers".

Lool. Smh.

Ok.

Oh man. Someone is dried out! I mean dried up even in pretence. This is just a tactics of "keep throwing stones even if they don't meet the target and let it look like you're still in the game". Man, that's foolish pride.

TheEnquirer, I urge you, take the postmann walk. As soon as he delivered the deadliest and most brutal of e-punches with a cruise-missile precision, he never deemed it fit to come back to inferior replies. It's a simple technique, if your opponent can not better your previous jab, reply is completely needless. No punchline has ever come even close to his last two concussion-induced jabs on this thread. And I don't think all the cries of tears will bring him back here. He walked away leaving his opponents in a mad rage.

Do the same now! This isn't about having the last say. Your cuts are far more precise and brutal. Leave pretence at continuity for losers.

Man, I respect you Mr TheEnquirer.

TheEnQuirer:
[s][/s]



[b]Your lack of spontaneity is nauseating!!!

You're an intellectual sponger
You spent 45mins studying my lines then type a reply after 2hrs!!!

You have the mental elasticity of an anuran frog!!!

Your birth must have marked the dawning of nonaccomplishment !!!

When you were forcing your dyslexic analphabetism on Evathyst, you never thought you have successfully mired the name of your forebears in ignominy!!! nonsense .

Trying to point out my grammatical marrings is like trying to show your grandfather where your ancestral plot of land is located.

You're the blueprint on which a 21st century intellctual bozo will be built on.

Silly newt with the brain of a lizardfish!!!



Your life is measured in your data mb, the minute it exhausted you become that fat-headed, sex-starved swamp rat who forces mediocrity of innocent girls online.


I have reduced you into picking holes in my lexical composition.

Having an intellectual debate with you is like teaching a Kruger-park baboon table manners!!!

Evolution designed you to be a doltish pullen-head!

Idiot!!!

Moronic yam-seller forming internet baddo [/b]

This is death quickly served!!!! Not lengthy thesis devoid of weighty punchlines.

SinisterHazard:
What still baffles me is the reason why an intellectually redundant dumbo like you would step on the lion's tail just to earn approbation and endorsement from your brother-in-folly, Postmann. I you weren't such a befuddled and unlearned bingo, you would have realized that my vitriol was actually aimed at that buffoon, TheEnquirer. Postmann is a pusillanimous weakling. I term it child abuse to engage in an altercation of any kind, with the pussycat. If it it notoriety you seek, beseech me for it, and I shall take your downtrodden and worthless self into consideration. It irks me to see tenderfoots striving to dine with their lords. I am your LORD ( that includes Postmann and TheEnquirer). Bear that in mind, boy.
Hmph!

You're a _pussy-cat. Lions have manes and their battles are their own and not someone else's. If you seek TheEnquirer, then wait for your moment. Truly, you're TheEnquirer-inspired. What makes you a Lord? A phone and internet access to spread misapprehensions?
Oh boy, you're suffering from Acute premature contentment. Your false self-assessment Is a proof of your Narcissistic personality disorder. Get help soonest before you waste away and start believing your own grandiloquence.

ATUTUPUYOYO:
Another underwhelming response! Ahhhh! What's happening to you lot? The bravery I witnessed you guys show off 2 days ago seems to be depleting swiftly. I understand that you all are wallowing in nervousness, but the situation here is really getting out of hand and the word 'nervousness' seems to be lacking sufficient description now. I don't even know how to describe the depth of the pool of nervousness you all are submerged in. I think you could really used a lifeguard right now, because you are hopelessly drowning in it(pool). But who(lifeguard) would be stupid enough to swim to that limitless depth in bid to rescue you?
Using questions to conceal your worries and trepidation, is also a give away that you are utterly clueless.
Anyway, I am a magnanimous person so I'll answer your question still. Nigga, resorting to watching a cartoon I had stopped watching years ago is A GIVE AWAY that the level of BOREDOM that accompanies your ideas is enough to make a MAN MAN DESIRE TO VISIT AN AMUSEMENT PARK. I mean, who wouldn't resort to doing something as ludicrous as that just to get away from the snoozefest that envelopes your ideas, tell me?
Look who is talking about vital organs and redundancy. Aren't you the same pseudo-intellectual nitwit who has a perchant for thinking with the wrong part of his anatomy? I know your brain holds nothing valuable or significant but, at least, try to consult it first before you hastily choose your armpit over it. Now I understand why your ideas stink (Holds nostrils).

I won't allow you walk away in delusion. Especially one that seeks to draw the truth away from the front roll.
The truth stares at you in the face. So keep the self-delusion alive. You desperately need it. But I'll take the wise part; I'll just recycle the truth one more time, then leave you to your crushed spirit.

Djailer:
I'll be brief with you sir.
But please do tell me this one thing: For you to resort to watching a boring cartoon you had stopped watching for years, isn't that an easy give away that your life is one uneventful, dreary, grounded human-machine with vital organs plagued by redundancy?
Your life seems to hold no promise.

Djailer:
grandiloquent
ignominious opprobrium
analphabetic muppet
sesquipedalianism
You're guilty of intellectual hypocrisy. I think After accusing TheEnQuirer who is easily your better in an all round, everyday usage of the English language, I find you as someone who is MIS-EDUCATED.
You are guilty of prolixity. And only insecure, poorly educated people do that. The best speakers I know use everyday simple words everybody understands.
But most 3rd world English speakers with personal identity crisis and low self-worth, use dictionary words to patch up their deflated self-esteem.

A simple psychological study finds you being forced to defend yourself this early morning trying to debunk the truth about your life. YOU'RE WEAK.
I'll leave you now. So long my friend.

SinisterHazard:
From all indications, it would seem that this TheEnquirer menace has been cowed by the vociferousity of OneManLegion. The depth of his poltroonery is overt for all to see. The unlearned vagabond has failed as an individual in his society, he has chosen to utilize this website as a means to unleash the full force of his buffoonery, and oppress other nigerians. They have become societal excrement. Irrespective of the fact that TheEnquirer and his rather dimwitted henchman (Postmann) have unleashed the full force of their stupidity on Legion, hoping to thwart and subdue, as is their wont, he still bullies and molests the duo like a bunch on helpless 8-year-olds. The mere fact that TheEnquirer accuses OneManLegion of using dual accounts to "diss" them, bespeaks his effete-mindedness. How weak can you get? I laugh at the preposterous claim. You think cloaking yourself under the smokescreen of account duality would exonerate you from the wrath of 'Legion? Haha. There is an adage that says, 'it is dangerous to start what you can't finish'. You outlived your usefulness the minute you wandered hopelessly into NL, hoping to prove to the world that you are not some useless pushover with a future as black and hideous as an elephant's anus. You should know when to throw in the towel. 'Legion has surmounted you for the umpteenth time. Your grammatical upbringing is POOR, (makes me wonder if you really did graduate from high school), your punchlines are lengthy and humorless, your life is piteous and pathetic. Nairaland has become your only shot at living a life that is not as pathetic and hopeless as the one you live now. You need to get three things into your thick cranium;
1. OneManLegion is not of your ilk. I guess you have figured this out, hence the reason you are whining and ranting like a bemused cunt.
2. There is a life outside Nairaland.
3. English is not your native language. You should be hanged for merging such a thing as 'thieving diminutive ape'. Even a madman would realize the contradictions in that phrase. In a nutshell, MrEnquirer, I suggest you acquire more knowledge, and master the English language before venturing into an altercation.
IDIOT!

I notice you share striking similarities with the man of your admiration. You're both TheEnQuirer-inspired.
Just like you, your legion boy believes that more numbers of mentions with lengthy thesis are more vital than shorter but precise uppercuts to the chin.
Though you're entitled to your judgement just like I'm entitled to mine.
Reading through this thread, i noticed your legion boy took 28hrs+ to respond to the postman guy in his last quote. And it seems to be his usual style.
Well, for me no one has to stick around that long waiting on some slow, less creative dueler who seems more like one who is engaged in writing a term paper.
Leave a knock-out punch, count till 10, if your opponent is till feeling dazed from severe concussion and is taking too long to reply after evidence of being online, walk away! It's called timeout. I think that's exactly what the postman guy did. He's wise if you ask me.
You all seem so desperate for him to come for a rematch.

ATUTUPUYOYO:
"thieving diminutive ape" ?

Lol! Was that the best you could compose while I waited at your leisure? Your sense of humour is so POOR that one could mistakenly describe it with the term 'wretched'.
You can't even string together a couple of words to construct a simple sentence without struggling to employ concatenations of adjectives in attempt to describe one whose life and countenance completely eludes your pathetic existence. Stop punishing yourself; you just can't describe me, kid.

And who cares if you are using a 12-year old NL account? Honestly, your response reeks of cowardice and trepidation. I could have sworn your fingers were agitating when you were aimlessly busy trying to type that hogwash.

What's the essence of trying so hard to be who you are not, Wannabe? Is your life not hard enough without you trying to add impersonation to the generational pattern of hardship you are stuck in? You wanna feel among, huh? You wanna feel like those who call themselves proponents of grammatical correctness, isn't it? With your ability and level of knowledge, that would seem (mission) impossible. You have a long way to go, kiddo!

What makes you think you stand a chance against someone like me in a one-on-one encounter? I doubt you are cognizant of the fact that your proficiency in the use of English is utterly underwhelming, not to mention your addictive usage of superfluous adjectives in a manner that's completely unreasonable and unnecessary, in bid to appear grandiloquent and verbose. Believe me, I am very much ahead of you in this game that it would be hopelessly impossible for you to get a glimpse of my progress.
You suggested I am being chased by a legion of 'insecurities', yet I seem to be lagging behind you in this particular race. Are you unconsciously running away from the insecurities that's supposedly chasing me, or have you become the latest prey? Lol!

Go through your response thoroughly, ponder on it and give yourself the dirty slap you so deserve. Imagine what you typed in response to my comment. I was expecting you to type something overly offensive and worthwhile, but you chose to be defensive amidst your obvious cowardice. You are just a pretentious attention seeker whose intelligence quotient is only higher than a carpet grass. What were you thinking, believing you could pose a threat to one like me? You? You? Funny! It won't even take me up to a minute to subject you to an ignominious opprobrium without breaking a sweat. You are lucky that this site has not the feature that allows an automatic update of live feeds, I would have humiliated you beyond human conception by now. I find it boring refreshing pages, while patiently awaiting the responses of glorious cowards. You crack boring jokes with the hope of making people laugh, not knowing that your jokes can only succeed in ruining people's good moods. I am sure your naive comrades frowned when they read your distasteful comment.
Imagine this analphabetic muppet whose ideas are wallowing in anachronism!
You wanna threaten me? Laughs! I have never seen anyone as asinine as you are. Stupidity seems to be the foundation of your bravery. You are just too weak for me to handle, I would end up breaking all your bones at first touch. What a pathetic never-do-well!
Lemme stop here. If time were renewable, I would have considered wasting some more of my time on you. You are not worth it!
Someone ignorantly oppugned a correct sentence and he admitted his mistake eventually, but instead of letting the matter slide like real adults, you lots chose to show off your itsy-bitsy knowledge and unsubstantiated eloquence in sesquipedalianism. He actually admitted his mistake more than once, so what's the fuss about the correctness of the transitive verb? Perhaps you lot just wanna tell every user here on NL that you are very much conversant with the connotation of the term 'transitive'? You forget that this is a Nigerian site, and this site has a preponderance of Nigerians. In NIgeria, not giving a f#ck is all we know. That's our greatest source of delight. We do not give a f#ck about what you do or do not know! Gracias!

grandiloquent
ignominious opprobrium
analphabetic muppet
sesquipedalianism

You're guilty of intellectual hypocrisy. I think After accusing TheEnQuirer who is easily your better in an all round, everyday usage of the English language, I find you as someone who is MIS-EDUCATED.

You are guilty of prolixity. And only insecure, poorly educated people do that. The best speakers I know use everyday simple words everybody understands.
But most 3rd world English speakers with personal identity crisis and low self-worth, use dictionary words to patch up their deflated self-esteem.

ATUTUPUYOYO:
Well, this situation is quite thrilling. The lone nigga indeed is worthy of his pseudonym; he is indeed a OneManLegion. The other wannabes are apparently struggling to make an unnecessary impression, just to liberate themselves from ignominy. I would advise y'all (Postman and co) to quit typing gibberish and admit subjugation, because it is already evident that y'all are wallowing in a persistent cloud of benightedness and consummate illiteracy. #Frowns.
Your OPPONENT is indeed a very brutal person. #Smiles
Do not have a misconception about my sudden attack on you lot, I just don't support inequity. If it were a one-on-one encounter, trust me, I wouldn't give a f#ck about the situation. But what I saw was quite disheartening and distasteful. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves, ganging up inauspiciously against one person for the past 18 hours now. From my understanding, this endless contremtemp that encompasses ridicule, invective and hatred could have been avoided if y'all behaved like adults. Some of you are busy pasting irritating stories that are encapsulated in snoozefest - like the story about a dejected Traffic warden. It was so boring that I had to watch a boring cartoon I had stopped watching years ago, just to find a means of curtailing the boredom that was so cheaply made available by YOU naive grammatical Nazi, enthusiastically struggling to be comic amidst your conspicuously unfunny sense of humour.
I am very disappointed in you all. Lemme get back to my cartoon - I would return when someone types something creative and thrilling.

I'll be brief with you sir.
But please do tell me this one thing: For you to resort to watching a boring cartoon you had stopped watching for years, isn't that an easy give away that your life is one uneventful, dreary, grounded human-machine with vital organs plagued by redundancy?

Your life seems to hold no promise.