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Romance / Re: If You Earning $200 And You Married, Let's Talk by DjAndroid: 5:46am On Mar 10, 2022
Make una dey there. No go marry.
Autos / Re: First Body Neatly Used 2006 Honda Crv by DjAndroid: 7:26pm On Mar 02, 2022
2006 indeed grin grin grin
Autos / Re: Toyota Highlander 2010 Toks by DjAndroid: 7:25pm On Mar 02, 2022
are you sure this base trim is 2010? show the VIN.
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy Note 9 Or Samsung A51 by DjAndroid: 6:26pm On Jan 07, 2022
henrixx:
I have the note 9 for sale. mint clean one.
is it still available? What's your location?
Politics / Re: You Remembered Those Israelites That Abducted By DSS Listen To Their Experiences by DjAndroid: 7:13am On Sep 04, 2021
This is up to 3 weeks old. Very old video.

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Autos / Re: 2012 Tok KIA Optima Sold Sold Sold by DjAndroid: 9:46pm On Aug 31, 2021
No be only Hyundia optima.
Autos / Re: Very Neat Registered 2005 Honda Pilot For Sale by DjAndroid: 2:51pm On Aug 29, 2021
torrentfinder1:
I have a clean Honda Pilot up for grabs.
Features include

Keyless entry
Alloy wheels
3 rows
A/C chilling
DVD with reverse Camera
DVD can mirror your mobile phone.
Extra Tyre and Jack intact.
Extra Key.
Neat interior
Asking Price: 1.9m
Call/WhatsApp - 08053815587
700k cash
Career / Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by DjAndroid: 8:08pm On Feb 24, 2021
engrchykae:
Some guys came to buy moi moi (the one in peak milk can),paid the seller and while they were leaving they told the woman to come around this side and collect her tins.
When the woman finished selling,she was short on time,she now remembered that some guys told her to come around for her tins,she now found the tins on the door of the morgue,she parked her tins,she saw the chief mortician and narrated her story,the mortician asked her if she can recognise the guys,she affirmed ,the mortician opened the door and let her in,she saw the three guys lying on the floor with fragments of moi moi on their shirts.
Her head swelled up.
Life is bigger than what we can see
this one na lie. Bodies don't wear clothes in the mortuary
Autos / Re: 2002 Nissan Pathfinder SUV 490K by DjAndroid: 4:56pm On Feb 23, 2021
2005?
Autos / Re: Nissan Pathfinder 2001 Nigerian Used 950k by DjAndroid: 7:17pm On Nov 13, 2020
Oga how this thing take be 2005?
Autos / Re: Hilux Van For Sale Different Type Contact by DjAndroid: 7:14pm On Nov 13, 2020
Not even one hilux in the picture you posted
Autos / Re: 2004 RX 330 For Sale At Giveaway Price by DjAndroid: 7:07pm On Nov 13, 2020
9icest:
2.6 at give away grin
I wonder oo.

For a Naija used 2004 RX 330
Autos / Re: Super Clean Peugeot 406 Going For 1m by DjAndroid: 11:35pm On Nov 05, 2020
lol @ your price

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Crime / Re: Police Officer Beheaded And Burnt In Anambra By Hoodlums (Graphic Pix) by DjAndroid: 2:38pm On Oct 23, 2020
Nostradamus:
This is gradually getting out of hand!!

Why behead the innocent policeman??


Now I support it if government employ full measure(military might)to clampdown on the protestershoodlums
I heard the policeman shot and killed a 15 year old boy even when he was warned by his colleagues to drop his gun.
Politics / Re: Get Your Facts Right On Nigeria, Buhari Tells International Community by DjAndroid: 8:03pm On Oct 22, 2020
Ok
Politics / Re: #ENDSARS: It’s Your Right To Protest, Buhari Tells Youths by DjAndroid: 3:33pm On Oct 20, 2020
Brandstudio01:
Who? Are you you're not drunk? Because my service is pay on delivery
if you don't repent, I will expose you here
Politics / Re: #ENDSARS: It’s Your Right To Protest, Buhari Tells Youths by DjAndroid: 6:59pm On Oct 19, 2020
Brandstudio01:
With Protesters been killed by the day?

No na Mr presido

Abeg joor, I will Build a Professional Logo for your Product or Company For 2k Only. Offer valid today only. See my info below to Chat me up.
Pay on Delivery
you dropped your former moniker to continue scamming people with this one.

Better repent.
Phones / Re: You Can Use These Apps If Government Shuts Down The Internet by DjAndroid: 5:25pm On Oct 15, 2020
bioemmy:
Just get a good VPN

On the contrary, that will mean huge loss for the telecommunications companies and other I Think related it dependent coys. Expect MTN and a some other companies to begin finalising plans to exit Nigeria then.

That will also lead to the grandfather of all protest. Twitter warriors will now join the live protest. And surprisingly to the government, Nigerians will still be tweeting.

They better perish that thought and dead the idea undecided undecided
mtn will never think of leaving Nigeria. Do you know they make more money here than their home country?
Autos / Re: Toyota Camry V6 03/04, 850k by DjAndroid: 10:05pm On Sep 10, 2020
this is not 05
Politics / Re: Fire Guts INEC Headquarters In Ondo by DjAndroid: 10:00pm On Sep 10, 2020
This country don tire person

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Autos / Re: Sharp Direct Toks2006 Peugeot 307w Hatchback For 2.1m Available DME @07083676583 by DjAndroid: 11:07pm On Jul 13, 2020
this is wagon, not Hatchback

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Autos / Re: 2005 Honda City Automatic 600k by DjAndroid: 7:59am On Jul 09, 2020
chillex8:
The joy of 1.3L IDSi engine with 8 spark plugs.
Sips petrol small small, like a mosquito.
8 plugs?
Autos / Re: Used Camry Sport 2010 For Sale by DjAndroid: 9:24pm On Jul 04, 2020
wickedly used grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Atiku Reacts To 'Meeting' Hushpuppi, Replies APC by DjAndroid: 9:11pm On Jul 04, 2020
ok
Autos / Re: Super Clean 2008 Toyota Camry For Sale In Port Harcourt by DjAndroid: 8:24pm On May 19, 2020
WHY DEM PAINT THE TYRE JOIN?

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Autos / Re: Sold:Toks Grade 2007 Honda Pilot by DjAndroid: 7:26am On Apr 23, 2020
1.8 WHAT? AND THE TOKUMBO IS HOW MUCH?

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Autos / Re: Reg 406 Prestige. 550✅ by DjAndroid: 7:48am On Apr 11, 2020
This is not prestige. Prestige is assembled in Nigeria, this is not the Naija version.
Autos / Re: Reg 2003 Peugeot 406 Saloon 2.0i Turbo Engine by DjAndroid: 7:38pm On Apr 04, 2020
Make we see the turbo naa

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