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bykebyke:
Koke (Atletico): "We're not at our best, but Barça aren't either. They don't cause the same fear as a month ago.





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sebod:
Dmcdad barackohandso

Una well done ooooo. I don't care if your prayers had raised the dead before or helping Chelsea win the epl this season. Una still remain fake as long as Hazard is not performing after una prayer. I don talk my own.

pelvicky:
barca xi........C. Bravo Piqué Jordi Alba Dani AlvesI niesta BusquetsJ. MascheranoI. Rakitić NeymarL. MessiL. Suárez



SUBSTITUTES M. ter Stegen T. Vermaelen. Mathieu A. Turan Sergi Roberto aleix Vidal Munir El Haddadi......6-0 win....go barca

ElCule:
my problem be sey mek that una prayer no help them for champions league come use that their gra gra cary champions league (2012 comes to mind) God forbid though. But if it accidnetally hapen like it did the last time they won, pesin no go hear wod wit shekpe fans for another 2 years (minimum)

ollah1:
I dey ur back Bro. I ll do just that. She ain't in a good state and I wouldn't wanna add to it. I don free her matter

erusen:
okay oh I dey look una like mikel

barackohandso:
Yes oh Bartra. He dey very dear to our brethren Sebod. Na him give am that title; 'the new puyil'. So we no want make e be like say na only Chelsea we dey fast and pray for

erusen:
that wan go hard oh?batra ni

barackohandso:


Judas ke? Dmc.dad and I are only doing God's work
Our next target now na Marc bartra aka 'the new puyil' since we don stabilize Chelsea

Cc: seb.od

ElCule:
Rumours making rounds that, Roman Abramovic is keeping close tabs on Apostle barackohanso and bishop dmc.dad. It would be recalled that in the tail end of 2015, the duo organised fasting and prayers to see chelsea get over its dark days.
"two powerful Nigerian men came to our rescue when the skies seem cloudy for us. At first, I thought it was a joke because they are Nigerians but now I believe. My team is yet to lose a match since the begining of the year. We need spiritual backup now more than ever, their services will be apriciated at the stanford bidge" the Russian billionaire was quoted as saying.
Our source also confirmed that Abramovic is at the Nigerian embassy in moscow processing some papers before heading to Nigeria for meeting with the two anoited men of...

See una life? Una do us judas because of a juicy contract with chelsea, shey na only una waka come? Kontinu.

barackohandso:
I remember jare. You dey mind sebod? Him sef know say we be authentic, he just wan dey whine ni. Anyways be like say he want fasting and praying parols for 'the new puyil' too

ollah1:
Lol. E pain am. Choi

sebod:
Treasurer kor, fin second ni.
Hazard wey una dey pray for don wake?

sebod:
He never said you are real either
Until Bartra steps up, I will not let you and your co pastor rest.

Nihilist:
All this one you are saying is story...

The simple question we posed to you, you are yet to answer.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3347894_xavi_png2631ee39004e10093a3b265d94b366ed

Xavi Hernandez clearly falls into that category you are talking about. Lampard is 'closing in on 200 career assists', Xavi left Barca with only 66! You can see from the stats above how Xavi only got 'double figure assists' once in la liga between 2009 and 2015

Again very simple question. Is Xavi Visonless? Yes or No?

Thanks for the gifs by the way. Its good to appreciate our legends. But what you've done is the equivalent of driving from Ajah through Epe to Ikeja and Over 3rd mainland bridge just to go to Ikoyi because you know wan pay Lekki Toll Fee.

barackohandso:
So our fasting and praying don come turn global news now. E don help them move from that 16th wey dem dey to 13th and dem don dey unbeaten since we finish am, so tay na to come dey troll our thread remain. And sebod still talk say we be fake?

As e dey go now na to dey receive fasting and praying jobs oh both locally and internationally

kendrick9:
what time is d barce and atletico madrid game be played? pls

ElCule:
Na DMCDAD I blame. When they were winning one match in a month, moving with a speed of light toword the red zone on their league table, Dmcdad interceded on their befalf, begin form TB Joshua and organised fasting and prayer which no chelsea fan partook (except mourinho who was seen in a moutain of fire prayer ban meeting). The prayers were answered and they are yet to lose a match in january. their fans now has the energy to troll our thread. If not for the timely intervantion by dmcdad, they would have been in their thread weeping and counting their loses while we visit to console them.

bykebyke:
You think say na Real Madrid we deh play tomorrow?

erusen:
the thing tire me,Ramos enta bike,robben wey him trek still first am reach road

bykebyke:
Pique has not made Barcelona lose 17points,
Ramos has made Real Madrid lose 17points.

Pique>Ramos

ElCule:
Imagine a fan of a relegation threaten club, with a litle to no hope of playing europa league. let alone, making it to the top four in their overhype kick and follow, cross and node domestic league, is trolling FcBarcelona sqard who are defending champion in 5 different turnaments. and are on the right tract to deffend every one of it +more.


What a free world we live in.

homesteady:
Don't mind that Dunce! Ramos should have gone to kill himself after what Robben did to him in that match! he made Robben look like he was faster than a bullet! He was in Jaji and Robben was in Kano, yet Robben reached Kaduna before him and even passed him on the way!
Jaji is about 15 mins drive to kaduna, and Kano is about 2 hours drive

Chestar5:
Welcome pato to the best club on earth

coded01:



Cc Spy360, dmcdad...

bykebyke:
Hehehehe ...i get en time today.

bykebyke:
Egbon,your best defender of the millenium says hi

bykebyke:
Abeg who score the goal??

coded01:
I dey tell you...

sebod:
I dey tell you.

That's one of the challenges a coach dealing with big boys in a big club faces.

stuff46:
dmdcad i see say you get over time.

airmark:
Just correcting you. Most of available stats put ramos ahead your pique. That's the fact.