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Pheals:
Bro y u dey form now enh?

Form? Haba! How I take form? Think of any guy you know of that is guilty of doing what the op posted and let's see if the guy ain't a kid, or at least immature.

psychologist:
Followed a friend to a cele church last week!! ! Momajeya oo six hours we are still walking inside the Bush, we never reach church

Wetin happen? Na shrine?

presentley:
Man can't even identify the questions from the answer

True. It wasn't well articulated.

Awesome01:
I wonder o. We say make them go holiday go rest
Dem come back begin fail yakata anyhow. Na bad thing say make dem rest ni?

E tire me ooooooo.

sebod:
Come back kor, go-come ni.
Can we score 5 goals? Yes,
Can we keep a clean sheet? I doubt it.
We only have pride to play for as I am yet to have faith in that our defence.

Its funny how things pan out. Imagine the same defence that was rock-solid the whole of last season. Na wa ooooooo. E no go better for the yeye holidays them go oooooooo.

coded01:
^^^ You are right but...

But wetin again? Your wahala too much jare. You be babe?

coded01:
Really!!!

So you sef dey believe in this comeback?

Building castle in the air.

Awesome01:
Iniesta ! Iniesta !! Iniesta !!! how many tarm I call u
A beg, leave grammar o.

Better warn ya team mates o, especially those 4 mugus at the back. Tell them say boys dey para o

And help me tell that Lucho abi wetin dem dey call am say make im carry that him brain go mechanic o.

Yawa go gas for monday o, if monkey go market and e no return.

Pheals:
I will give u nah ...owo lo ba de !! But always remember have got mine not enough

so op send me your account details maybe i can help u out with 100k or dah shit u post their does not work for guys too

Guys? For real? Only kids would do the above.

Toks2008:
They will claim say they have given birth and so their tummy can never be flat again...lame excuse.

Story! Before we marry sef I don dey create the awareness down. There would be no room for laziness and unnecessary growth or fat. You must be fit as much as possible.

Toks2008:
For me, a flat tummy as in considerable flat one is a must for my wife even after child birth and i will assist her in achieving that by doing exercises together.

Flat tummy is so sexy unlike the after birth pregnancy many ladies carry about.

God knows I wouldn't tolerate the emboldened. Yuck!

ElDeeVee:
lol no hate bro, just some bitter truth.
Una go hear am this season. Ordinary Bilbao hammered you like that

Thats football for you. Afterall, Athletico did it to Madrid last season. The same Atletico that Barca owned all through the season. So you see, it happens.

sebod:
Losing to Bilbao with such a margine is not acceptable for a club like Barca. 4-0? That's ridiculous. I am not a pessimist, but I don't see us overturning four goals deficit without conceding one with our current defence. I have moved on from the sextuple, my major concern is how we will cope when any of the major players is not available. We seem not to have a reliable back up for now.

That's just my major concern.

ArchEnemy:
So no one is even going for 1

So much for appearing 'clean'

True.

ambassadorgozie:
We big boys rock 3

2 & 3 for men them.

Tomfrench:
No be lie o

"Natasha Hills" lmao,

Some girls are really suffering from, BIG-TIME inferiority complex

True. I don't think one needs a change of name to feel well about oneself. If you are great or not, you need not a change of name to prove it.

sebod:
And Alves alone caused 2 goals last night. I dey watch the match again now self, oh boy, the Athleti guys tall ooooo.

Aritz Aduriz scored the highest headers in La Liga last season.. Not to mention others.

marqueetim:
Everybody have forgotten that we are missing the Kasea: Jordi Alba...

He had a poor pre-season too.

marqueetim:
Sextuple will happen. @ eyoniggar am with you.

Anything is possible. If Neymar were available, I would have been more hopeful than I am now. Take Messi away and we can do nothing with the present forward line. And they crowd Messi like there is no tomorrow, because there is no Neymar to take the load off him and attract their attention while Messi deals with mininal number of players enroute to goal.

sebod:
All our defenders have been performing below par. Even Dani Alves messed up last night.

Since the pre-season. Infact, I wonder wetin do all of them. Wetin them go do during their Holidays? Too much placker.

bykebyke:
So last night happened?...I think say na dream

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Na home video.

sebod:
Is it not worrisome that we don't have any reliable player on the bench? Our team is only as good as the 1st eleven. Batra, Matheus, Vermaelen, Segio Roberto and even Pedro are not worthy back-ups at all. And this should really call for a serious concern.

Sad but true.

nonsoroyalty:
Dude u too small for me 4 this life in all aspect



Ill be back on sunday I made a promise never to quote u again since u cry foul play last time

U go hear am 4rm me

You even get time dey quote that guy. Even if them put gun for my head, I no go quote am,

bykebyke:
E deh possible for bad belle people to no rejoice if you deh in trouble?

Impossible!

nonsoroyalty:
I thank GOD say u bear me witness even when chelsea draw I no quote this rat

When I start on sunday make una no say I dey obsessed with chelseafan1
Ogbeche hear am

Noted.

bykebyke:
Unto the next one jor.

Na so jare. Imagine, even people wey no see plastic spoon win dey rejoice.

nonsoroyalty:
Always been a batra fanboy but I don loose hope 4 that boy

I have always had faith in him too, coded01 and barackohandso would bear me witness. But like I have been saying since the pre-season, he has been shiit. He proved that against Sevilla on Tuesday, and took it a step further with tonight's game.

I no longer believe in him I am sorry.

nonsoroyalty:
Thunder fire ur generations u know say if I quote u now u go dey cry meet ogbeche and dmcdad

Now u just gave me another reason to attack u later


Useless son of a Wh.ore

I don notice am incase him wan cry foul later.

bykebyke:
Things I've learnt this night.


1.Bartra +Vermaelen,good recipe for disaster... mixture of both and you would get a bomb.
2.Pedro's uselessness has been raised to the power of 2
3.Busquets is boss.
4.Bartra isn't good enough to lace Puyol's boots,heck he's not even good enough to lace Azubuike Egwuekwe's boot.

You just made my night. Person no go kill himself jare.

Shiit happens. Lots of mistakes. Second leg 5-0.

bykebyke:
Make en buckle up oo...He's the future and that alone should keep him on his feet.


Lucho should put in Busquets..Our midfield is getting owned thereby putting pressure on defence.

Surprisingly, Roberto is the only one of the midfileders showing thus far.