₦airaland Forum

prettydiva89:
You mean GEJ. Maybe yes

januzaj:
PDP is leading in
the presidential election in 23 states of the
federation....-FFK
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I salute PROFESSOR FEMI FANI KAYODE
.
.PROFESSOR OF LYINGCOLOGY
.
.VICE CHANCELLOR

LIARS UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA(LUN)
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prettydiva89:
In fact tension dey grip me oo

fuke:
Investigative journalism.
Premium times had predicted this victory since Sunday.
Any sane person knew where the pendulum was swinging.
Stop whipping up sentiment.

Curvinus:
I'm astonished as to how Sahara Reporters, a well known APC apologist news outlet managed to have these presidential election results well in advance before even the INEC itself, the only body recognised by law to publish the authentic result?

To make matters worst Sahara's result is just an identical copy of what Jega's INEC has been announcing to the whole world.

The timing even surprises me the more because I visited Sahara's website yesterday morning and printed the result they posted and believe you me, I could hardly tell a difference between what's up there and what Jega has been spewing out since yesterday.

The mind boggles.

SlimBrawnie:
If GEJ looses this election, he will be much
celebrated world over for letting democracy stay
in Nigeria and eliminating rigging.
Lol... Many Nigerians don't even know where we
are going.
Kudos to GEJ for giving the voiceless a voice.
He is the true WINNER for making Nigerians
WIN...
If only the "luck' attached to his name will follow him for good #SilentThoughts

prettydiva89:
No mind him jhor

prettydiva89:
you fear him ni

coded01:



If the world says Neymar played rubbish Dmcdad, Barackohandso n co will say otherwise...


It's better we forget d issue jare...

barackohandso:
Lmao

Coded01 wan pursue you comot for Nairaland

onuwaje:
If na dmcdad miss those goals Seun for don ban am

coded01:
You are only insinuating you are angry @ dmcdad till date...

Evathyst:
And me too o! I came here to dance sekem!

kstyle2:
Mehn things r abt 2 get ugly 4 pdp and I ain't talking abt segun arinze kinda ugly. I mean real UGLY

kajsa:
I jes came here 2 shine my teeth....

realmindz:
a bro keeps bro's side chicks secret to main chick

bros fight but act all cool when their chicks are around

A true bro will never try to intimidate, run down or outshine his fellow bro in the presence of chicks

boynigeria:
21: A Bro never wears pink.

22: In a case of two hustling Bros sharing same bed, the Bros shall keep a distance of at least 9 inches away from each other to avoid some gay shiits.

23: A Bro never applies cream on another Bro.

24: If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret, he shall take that
secret to his grave.

25: A Bro shows up at another Bro’s party with at least one more unit
of alcohol than he plans to drink.

26: If a Bro, for whatever reason must drive another Bro’s car, he
shall not adjust the preprogrammed radio stations.

27: If two Bros get into a heated argument over something and one
says something out of line, the other shall not expect him to take it
back or apologize, that’s what women do.

28: A Bro ALWAYS enhances another Bro’s job description when
introducing him.

29: If a Bro is driving ahead of another Bro, he is required to attempt to overtake him as a joke.

30: If a Bro's roommate is having a babe over, the Bro is required to find another place to spend the night but in a case where he's stucked in the room with his Bro and the chic, he is required to pretend to be asleep when his Bro pokes the chic( ofcourse, you can peep).

Cashio:
gbam...totally annoying

GhostProtocol:
I feel you guys and if he has a girl then that's cool, she can get him a cake. Same for if he has his family with him.

In my house, no birthday is complete without a cake, that's just how we were raised. So when my homeboy who didn't have anyone with him had his bday, I got him a big cake in the morning. He just smirked like, "why is this dude getting me cake", but at the end, he ate it, together with the rest of our friends. That night we also went clubbing and had an awesome time.

So of course cake isn't necessary, it may even be frowned upon by some, but I stand once again to say that, it aint against the bro code.

barackohandso:
Lol you get mouth

GhostProtocol:
lol, nah only rat you dey smell, you for smell d whole forest nah.

Seriously though, it's not against the bro code, it just has to be applicable to a certain scenario.

dBard:
This is a necessary thread for all the young'uns out there.
These rules didn't need to be spelt out before, but these days...there's no code, no honor, nothing.
All u see are guys in skinny jeans, ultra groomed, in pink, yellow,purple colors running around selling out to the femmes.

terrible..
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the old guard has changed, but d way d New guard is going......s.m.h

Any wonder why the romance section is filled with ridiculous threads of 'wat should I do??'.

Boys are just falling hands,legs and every other tin.

kudos@o.p

Allwility:
A bro does not sleep on the same bed as another bro.

Bros don’t touch each others hair.

A Bro never rents a chick flick.

When in doubt, ask your bros.

A Bro and a Brother are not the same thing.

Brugo:


Barman. Kindly give that OP just 4 bottles of Heineken.

TheSonOfMark:
11. So true! I told my best friend I'll like to get married before I'm 28 if I have my way and his first response was ," Kaycee, you dey mad? No rush enter nonsense o!".

14. I lost a family member three years ago and my friend's only way of showing empathy was for us to go have a drink on his account.


GUYS...WE CAN BE SO WEIRD!

barackohandso:
Loving these codes. Bros before hoes

¤¤ Bros don't date another bros' chick (ex or current), it's just weird no matter the situation ¤¤

¤¤ Bros don't ditch each other in the presence of a hoe ¤¤

GhostProtocol:
Haba, a bro can buy a birthday cake na!

Is not dat serious, shoooooo

SkinnyDude:
*bro will not badmouth another bro just to impress a girl or be in her 'good book'
*bro before girls

but, these days, i dont know the kind of bros we have. imagine when you ask a bro for a help, he declines. but will volunteer to help a girl who doesnt give a fvck about him. that one kills me instantly.
imagine, a bro will go hard on you. he can even punch you, when you have a little misunderstanding with him. but will act a gentleman, when a babe slaps or verbally abuses him for no reason.

onuwaje:
We shud b thankful they didn't