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Jokes EtcRe: A Nigerian Family In Usa. by dmeister(m): 1:21am On May 24, 2010
One of the best Joke i have read here, I have to read it again, Keep it up,  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Imagine A World...... by dmeister(m): 9:34pm On Jul 06, 2009
Imagine d world where all of una above go be principal staff in the administration of United States in White house, Washington dc and not being a Nairalander or whatsoever, LOL grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: What's The Best Way To Turn A Woman Down Without Crushing Her Self-esteem? by dmeister(m): 2:45pm On Jul 05, 2009
it happened to me,  this particular Girl *name(withheld)* knew my GF and she frequently ask of her, but you know women are really covetous, she became jealous of my relationship with my GF (which she was older and mature than her in all ramifications) and this made her wants me Really bad and she started showing it to me and became jealous to the extent that my GF presence promted her abnormal irritation, later i understood her feelings because she could no longer hide her (evil)feelings for me that she told one of her friend, my GF started to feel uncomfortable with her whenever she is around with us because she always does some thing that can implicate me, to cut the story short, later,one night, i went to her and told her all her plans can't work out as i cant have anything to do with her because of the Love i have for my GF, she cried and asked me for just a kiss and she told me i am the type of Guy she is looking for and told me how Lucky my GF was to have me because i was a faithful and relationship conscious type, i felt good and went to bed tho i did not tell my GF till now, and does that make me an unfaithful guy?
d.meister
Jokes EtcRe: Pastors Versus Fathers by dmeister(m): 8:52pm On Jul 04, 2009
I think we have got Father Messi and Father kaka in the house so the match should be replayed, grin grin grin grin grin grin, so funny tho Man u 4 life
Jokes EtcRe: Micheal's Dying Wish by dmeister(m): 8:44am On Jul 03, 2009
too bad to say something bad about my Favourite, angry angry angry angry

Jokes EtcRe: Many Ways To Annoy/Embarrass Your Parents by dmeister(m): 2:57pm On Jul 02, 2009
Thank you so much WesleyanA you made my day, i cant stop laughing loud and Louder every time i remember this, 9ice one grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: What Not To Include In Ur Cv by dmeister(m): 2:09pm On Jul 02, 2009
:oif that is the Definition for swam flu, i bet that the cure for it would never be found,  grin, nice one but i am scared of swine flu afterall  grin
Jokes EtcRe: What Not To Include In Ur Cv by dmeister(m): 10:53am On Jul 02, 2009
EXCELLENT! i'm LMAO grin
Jokes EtcRe: Lawyer And Blonde Woman: by dmeister(m): 10:26am On Jul 02, 2009
nice one, so funny n mature,
Jokes EtcRe: Romade, Lolabbey & Tytylayor At The Bank by dmeister(m): 7:47am On Jul 02, 2009
Lovely Joke, More power to your elbow, it aint easy being an online jester, grin grin grin

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