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EducationRe: 2015/2016 Lasu 2nd Admission List Is Out! by Doclight(m): 2:12am On Jul 07, 2015
Score?[quote author=UniqueGem post=35566820][/quote]
RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by Doclight(op): 10:23pm On Jul 06, 2015
Chineke mey!!!!
TheYoungRebel:
'IAmLegend' of foolishness, you're way dumber than a Zimbabwean monkey foetus, blessed with the IQ of an 8 day weaned leprous piglet. I'm not suprised because after birth all hausas/fulanis, including your degenerate self switch your depleted shallow brains with cows. I think this explains why the Northern cows are moresensible than the Northeners themselves.
Dense sh!tass cúntass wackass imbecilic moronic consumate obdurate depressed traumautised miserable tribal-mark-infested mofos!
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Lasu 2nd Admission List Is Out! by Doclight(m): 10:14pm On Jul 06, 2015
Uniquegem:
Medicine?
RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by Doclight(op): 11:10am On Jul 06, 2015
My friend, leave this thread!!!
IamLEGEND1:
#StayAwesome
RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by Doclight(op): 11:09am On Jul 06, 2015
Joking? Nah!
TheYoungRebel:
Tell me you were joking all along?
RomanceRe: How To Woo A Girl by Doclight(op): 11:07am On Jul 06, 2015
Wow! So such people existhuh??
Wow! You've made my day dear, and you've answered all questions brillantly. Never knew some Nairalanders are quite different.
Thanks dear, love u many many!!!
andromida:
Avoiding rejection is like avoiding the reality of life. You will reject some ladies as well its all part of life you should not take rejection so personal to the point of hiding from exercising your energy to pursue and win over a woman. Make it fun for yourself some will say yes many will say NO.

You cannot want a normal chic then tear her down because of your own shortcomings instead of tearing her down to reduce her why don't you build yourself up to match her and possibly be more.

You'll never know if you can maintain a woman if you don't try. Looks like you want to give up before you even start. Lol women are not fire breathing dragons they probably want to know you stop being afraid.

You prefer them to woo you feels like you wanting to take the feminine position in the relationship I am not sure you will like how you've positioned yourself in the long run unless of course you are ok with being on the reaction end of the stick and what happens when you see a chic you really like who is just living her life? You just stick to the wall and let her pass by?

You should not concern yourself with what others are doing its better to focus on what you want after all at the end of the day what you want is "the woman" not girls who are double dating or obsessing over unserious relationship sometimes you have to pass through the girls though.

Drop all the negative thinking about women it will show when you talk to them see them as they are human beings like you going through life and trying to make sense of it. They have their flaws, struggles and fears just like you. Show some kindness and understanding but don't be a wuss.
RomanceRe: Can U Sex Your Sister At Gun Point? by Doclight(m): 10:25am On Jul 06, 2015
Well, you don't expect anybody to say yes on a public forum as this, make person no com dey look am one kind.
Well na till then u go know.
RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by Doclight(op): 10:13am On Jul 06, 2015
TheYoungRebel:
.... In planet Jupiter.
TheYoungRebel:
.[color=#006600]... In planet Jupiter.
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TheYoungRebel:
.... In planet Jupiter.
In planet earth!
RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by Doclight(op): 10:12am On Jul 06, 2015
TheYoungRebel:
Stop using every chance you got in proving and displaying your worthlessness to the world.
Damn! I was in a bid to aunction your brain but I just found out that it's filled to the brim with fluid & cow dung. Don't worry, substituting it for compost manure is a wise investment and money saving.
geeeeeeeeeeeeeez!

People dey o. Hahahahahahhahahaha.
Laughing uncontrollably.
Mehn! I like your personality, u too much jare. Hehehehehehehheehhehehe.
Abeg ride on!
RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by Doclight(op): 9:52am On Jul 06, 2015
Everything is possible bro.
TheYoungRebel:
Only in some stances.
RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by Doclight(op): 9:51am On Jul 06, 2015
Abi oooooooooohuhhuh?
XwhY:
It is all man for himself. I'm my best friend
RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by Doclight(op): 9:33am On Jul 06, 2015
eyeon:
Someone is watching you.
Anya nenyo! Who's watching mehuhhuh?
Geeeez!!!!
Abeg make en watch well o!
RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by Doclight(op): 9:31am On Jul 06, 2015
Hehhehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehehehehhehehehehhe
TheYoungRebel:
Yeah I believe as much as you do in the possibility of the impossible by the application of magic.
Yes na, nothing is impossible
RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by Doclight(op): 9:16am On Jul 06, 2015
Because that camel is obessed, try watching your weight, and expanding the needle's eye and it surely would pass through it.
TheYoungRebel:
Finding true friends is more difficult than a camel passing through the eye of a needle.
Its all about repackaging.
RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by Doclight(op): 9:14am On Jul 06, 2015
Do you understand literaries at allhuhhuh??
IamLEGEND1:
Albino dey everywhere for hausa-land.

HENCE,

#UrThreadIsInvalid
na wa for Naija peeps oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by Doclight(op): 9:12am On Jul 06, 2015
Lolzzzzzz
na u want help me ask her.
I just confirmed that she's still sleeping, thus; you're a fraudstar!
eyeon:
I just asked her for you... Sorry but she said she hasn't been true to a guy.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Is It That No School Has Written Putme Yet? by Doclight(m): 9:10am On Jul 06, 2015
C'mon just say, u don't know schools. You're only talking about competitive schools.

Kwasu is the public school with the fastest calendar in Nigeria, there have been the first Public Uni to always issue and write Putme exams.
Oou is a great State Uni.a and so are the rest.


Although, you're correct about by this time last year most schools had released s.p.erm(lol).
Especially federal Unis
Pope22:
The only school you mentioned here is Lasu. By this time last year, most schools have written their putme, I mean well known schools, not these ones you mentioned here which nobody knows where they are.
RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by Doclight(op): 9:04am On Jul 06, 2015
Nice one!
eyeon:
You can't see them cos your WI FI has been off...
You just need to put 'em on!
RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by Doclight(op): 9:02am On Jul 06, 2015
You took that question just outta my fingers.
I wanted to ask you same.
SuperSuave:
is there anything like true maga/mugu?? undecided ++
RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by Doclight(op): 9:01am On Jul 06, 2015
Hehehheehhhehhehehe
Cutehector:
Is dr anytn like true girlfrnd?
I'm coming, wait lemme ask my girlfriend.
RomanceTrue Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by Doclight(op): 8:55am On Jul 06, 2015
Searching for true friend(s) is like;
1. looking for a needle in the centre of an ocean.
2. Looking for an Albino in the Hausa-land.
3. Cooking beans with the heat from the sun.
4, looking for a saint in the club.
5. Picking wheat in the midst of weeds.
6. Travelling from Nigeria to America via bicycle.
7. Looking for snacks to buy, travelling via plane.
8. Forcing a Horse to bark, and a Dog to bleat.
9. Making First Class without attending classes.
10. Going to see the barber with a bald hair.
.
Truely True friends are evreywhere, but they can't be seen when you are Myopic/blind.
The question is, "Are you a true friend yourselfhuh??" Truely, you must surely attract your kind!
Happy Morning all!

You can add yours below......
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Is It That No School Has Written Putme Yet? by Doclight(m): 8:25am On Jul 06, 2015
Kwasu has written theirs.
Oou, Lasu, Eksu, Tai and few others has released their Putme forms
Pope22:
I asked this question because by this time last year, most schools have written putme but till this moment (July), no school has written or even announced the dates for their putme.

Some people said its because there is no minister for Education yet, some said maybe the institutions are not ready yet. I dont know which one to believe. Please does anybody why the delay why some schools have not written putme yet?

Cc: Lalasticlala
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Doubt If There Is Anyone From Taraba State. by Doclight(m): 8:22am On Jul 06, 2015
Operation Clear Nairaland off Mallams.
Lol!
Good morning
Leader04:
Tarabians come up here, I have never just made someone from my Dear State on NL and I doubt if there is.
RomanceRe: How To Woo A Girl by Doclight(op): 7:02am On Jul 06, 2015
Are u ok?
Hope you are fine?
profojah:
Yeeee!! Korazon..Make I woo your oval hips..and make I weewee inside your P**** lipsrsealed..Pls don't say No..just one chance
RomanceRe: How To Woo A Girl by Doclight(op): 7:01am On Jul 06, 2015
Hmmmmm!
korazon:
OP be a man and woo her! We girls don't bite.
Maybe you'd make a better teacher.
RomanceRe: How To Woo A Girl by Doclight(op): 4:13pm On Jul 05, 2015
Thank you, many many
jaysan82:
Hey op, its interesting dat u brought up dis topic cuz tons of nigerian boys/men are most definitely in ur shoes. I used 2 b shy around girls as well until i asked maself what woman are realy attracted to in a man. From my research, personality, confidence, charisma, wealth, looks (not very important ), intelligence r major traits dat wud make a woman want 2 know u better. Nothong beats personality, not even money. Money comes and goes, personality stays with you even if ure broke. Back to ur question, how to woo a woman? There is no 1 size fits all approach. When i spot a lady dat tickles my fancy, i simply walk up to her and introduce myself as respectfuly as possible, but i always make sure i am well groomed ( smell good, well dressed and beaming a smile), all this is associated with personality. Subsequently i compliment something shes wearing ( cud b her earrings or wristwatch ), most ladies wud say thank u. And then boom, d ice is broken i start a regular convo hoping to get her no. Dats just d basic start. Subsequently u need to find out more about her and perhaps ask her out on a date. But its gradual, dont push it. U must act cobfident all thru dis, a lady knows when ure nervous.
best post so far

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