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Because of 72 virgins.

Is it why these guys are protesting?


Why not enter Obalande or Ikeja and carry beta olosho

osuofia2:
Your source, person wey don de enjoy his 72 virgins, my question is how many macho male virgins will Khomeini wife enjoy in aljanah abi women no de get share of virginity

Khameni ordered for 144 freshly baked fire-brand kepkus virgin,bit due to number of casualties he could only get 5 oloshos for that side.


This is a sad news . But they are trying to make it upto him .

Waiting list long because virgin don finish .

Why cant people comment on muslims thread without being asked to accept one oath like that.

I want to know why such restrictions but Muslim are free to comment. Is there any reason for this

zinaunreal:
You think like a tout

Yes ooo, am a certified tout. I don't think like one .

Truth hurts. Which one pain you because of 72 virgins don dey finish or wetin.

You can manage soapy with tetmosol .

Biodun556:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3NV6LumyzA?si=RxvjE9sjufNKJx39

Hallucinations of the highest order.


Hope 72 virgins go still remain for you by the time the war go finish

motayoayinde:
When I heard about this, I thought I was a bad decision.
He plunged all supporter and well wishes into sorrow.
He gave the enemies something to cheer about.
Otherwise, the operation would have achieved Zilch.

At the moment though, Iran has the upper hand.
Alhamdulillah.

Well it's ok that you think this way.


The major reason was that he was rushing to collect his own share of 72 virgins sharp sharp before I go finish.


Initially the foreign minister said he was alive and well, but looking at that interview , I saw the way he was tapping his hands on his knee and I knew he was hiding something.


Meanwhile why cant we all leave in a peaceful environment. Why must u wake up and shout death to America and Isreal.

Cant Iran just leave side by side with isreal.


Anyway, he should enjoy 72 virgins. Hope his gbola dey still work well well

If they like let them put blue flag.


The 72 virgins don dey finish oo. Na soapy most of the martyr dey do as dem land

My own be say make all the 72 virgins no finish ooo.


Make them try remain for Yarimo and Madridguy.

Alot of people are on waiting list. Heard they have started giving them 5 virgins now because of scarcity .

Chelsea just equalised.
2-2




Game on.

Boyewu:
Under 24 hours israel small small now. Don't let them finish the virgins under 2 days na.

Report reaching me is that virgin don finish for the paradise oo.


But I heard alot of people dey waiting list

kingbee90:
So straff imaginary 72 virgins don dey hungry this new supreme leader like this.

Trump will give him some condoms.

Unfortunately, with the number of deaths yesterday, the number of virgin don reduced. Because ,just yesterday the Ayatollah demanded for 144 freshly baked virgins.


This guy will be on waiting list.

Does it mean they will not knack for fourty days in Iran.

But the man already got 72 fresh virgins wait6for him

Mrchippychappy:
Yesterday's price is not today's price.

Things change.

Either way Ayatollah is now enjoying 72 Virgins.
That Ayatollah na very greedy man, he fit go thief the 72 wey dem don book down for Sheikh Gumi.

I hope say the man carry condom and Viagra wey him go take knack 72 virgins .

72 better virgins for this man.

Hope he carry Viagra at the time of his death

Cherrybae:
Fake news. Show us video of his body.

The Supreme leader is cooling off while Trump kept telling lies

Iran will level America and Israel to dust.

By this time on Monday, Trump will go on his kneels begging for peace

Dont be angry, are you ok or may be u are high on paw paw leaf.

Like I said, make u no vex

How many virgins go good for this man .

144 kpekus virgins for him tonight.

He gi need 10 packs of Viagra

Olosho job dey oo.

Na 2k per night or per yuuuu

With the number of people killed today >200.

How can they provide more than 144 virgins.

Well, make them no carry the main oloshos for ketu go give any of them oo.
.

Make I enjoy for this life first.

Ifeoma big yansh.

Emeka smelly mouth.

Iyabo dirty tight.

Tolu big head


Sandra K-leg

Forget all these remedies .

Carry two better oloshos everyday .

You will dose off to sleep

How will this news reduce the price of lolaho in my environment.

A girl was charging me 5k for TDB
As in how

Abeg , no change am


Carry am enter the nearest olosho house and pay her with this.


Tell her na TDB u go carry and say that u just got back from North Korea

When that money comes, pls try and rush and carry olosho straight.

It will go a long way to calm ur nerves

Yes oo.

I have experienced one under Jibowu bridge.

She made sure I was comfortable as she rented a house for me.

The only trouble was that I need to be knacking 24/7

Buying condom for my elder brother when her babes come around.

He will tell me is balloon, then I will go and buy it.

Lastly, removing my cloth for olosho, i feel since am paying her , she should remove my cloth and wear me CD

Omo olosho.

That's what we call it here in Akure.



It is a potent goodluck charm for oloshos in my area, once they rub it on thier kpekus, na so boys go dey follow them

I go first enter nearest olosho house collect two rounds.


Then I will come back and talk about it. I wont kill myself