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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Manchester City: UCL (3 - 0) On 11th March 2026 by doctore212(m): 11:29pm On Mar 11

I need two oloshos to cool off my body as Mancity loose.

Anybody get update for Sabo Nguta for Zamfra state

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Chelsea: UCL (5 - 2) - Live by doctore212(m): 11:28pm On Mar 11

As Chelsea lose, I go still carry two olosho join body this night.

Make I console myself.

Anyways, the babe they tell me 5k for ST while my budget na 500h.

I go dey waka to my house use my tetmosol use settle scores

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Chelsea: UCL (5 - 2) - Live by doctore212(m): 9:46pm On Mar 11

If Chelsea win tonight, I will enter Wuse zone 2 and carry two oloshos tonight without CD.

I will celebrate till morning

Romance › Re: I Need A Translator. by doctore212(op): 9:44pm On Mar 11

Ebenezer2021:
you don finally catch olosho

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Barcelona: UCL (1 - 1) On 10th March 2026 by doctore212(m): 11:19pm On Mar 10

I for use this money go carry beta olosho this night.

Romance › Re: I Need A Translator. by doctore212(op): 12:36pm On Mar 10

Babe092:
Hello
Can I private chat you?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Missiles Launches During The First 8 Days Of Conflict by doctore212(m): 12:29pm On Mar 06

My own be say hope thos fight wint increase olosho price for Ketu and Ojota

Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S. B-2 Stealth Bombers Strike Iran’s Hardened Missile Sites by doctore212(m): 11:23pm On Mar 04

No one is even paying close attention to the scarcity of 72 virgins in Ajannah.

Those on queue are much.

Oga Ayotollah Kammheni number na 87,967.

If this war will bring peace to the middle east, then I support it.

Your economy is weak ,the little one you have you focus on weapon production just to kill Americans and Jews.

Am really sorry for the way they think

I can never die and leave this sweet world in other to go and meet 72 unknown kpekus virgin
I will rather knack all Obalande olosho without CD than wait for 72 virgins

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Politics › Re: I'm Starting To Believe The Nigerian Army Can Handle USA And Israel In War by doctore212(m): 3:55pm On Mar 04

Kemetian:
If the US were to invade Nigeria with Israel looking to effect 'regime change', it would be the worst thing they ever tried in their life.

The same America that lost to the ragtag Taliban after a 30 year duel in Afghanistan.

The same Israel that's still fighting the ragtag Hamas till tomorrow despite their overwhelming, expensive armoury.

The same twin CLOWN SHOW proving unable to defeat 'ordinary' Iran, with the US president even calling for talks barely 3 days into the war, and getting promptly rejected by the new Supreme Leader, who's saying ''Let's fight. Bring it on MFCKR''.

Iran is not even using its fighter jets.... yet still matching these clowns on the battlefield.

They will similarly struggle against the Sambisa hardened troops and fierce guerilla units of the Nigerian army if they ever find their imperialist behinds here.

They'll be whupped.

I just feel you are seeking for attention.

May be what is pushing to write this epistle may be because of 72 Virgins.

Let me educate you.

1.No more 72 virgins in Ajannah.

2. Ayatollah dey line ,his current number na 72,345.

3. If you think say u go die make dem free you 72 virgins better think twice . Rather I will advise you to dey knack olosho everyday till u dey alright.

4. Virgins don finish there. Stop hallucinating.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Ali Ahmad Khomeini Says They Would "Erase Israel" by doctore212(m): 3:40pm On Mar 04

saddler:
This one will not even last 24 hours before he is sent to go and queue for 72 virgins.

Ayatollah your grandfather is still on queue since Saturday, his joystick has even gone down

My brother, 72 virgins don finish ooo. He doesn't even know about that.

From a reliable Intel, na Oloshos dem dey give people wee die since monday. Virgins don finish

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Strikes Iran's Assembly Hqs Where Khamenei's Successor Will Be Chosen by doctore212(m): 5:59pm On Mar 03

All this Iranian Mullah's wey dem dey kill.

Hope enof 72 virgins dey. Omo virgins go don dey finish ooo.

As an igbo man na to go supply baby OkU and Samusa oil for these guys.

The kind of knacking them gi dey knack thaes days go plenty.

If 72 virgins finish, make them come borrow oloshos from Naija

Politics › Re: Protest Rocks Lagos Over Ayatollah Khamenei, Iran Supreme Leader’s Death by doctore212(m): 10:55pm On Mar 02

Because of 72 virgins.

Is it why these guys are protesting?

Why not enter Obalande or Ikeja and carry beta olosho

Foreign Affairs › Re: Fmr. Iranian President Still Alive, Despite Death Report By Israel (pic) by doctore212(m): 10:01pm On Mar 02

osuofia2:
Your source, person wey don de enjoy his 72 virgins, my question is how many macho male virgins will Khomeini wife enjoy in aljanah abi women no de get share of virginity

Khameni ordered for 144 freshly baked fire-brand kepkus virgin,bit due to number of casualties he could only get 5 oloshos for that side.

This is a sad news . But they are trying to make it upto him .

Waiting list long because virgin don finish .

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Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders, Talk To Me About Nairaland by doctore212(m): 11:44pm On Mar 01

Why cant people comment on muslims thread without being asked to accept one oath like that.

I want to know why such restrictions but Muslim are free to comment. Is there any reason for this

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Foreign Affairs › Re: US Destroyed ‘9 Iranian Naval Ships’ — Trump by doctore212(m): 10:49pm On Mar 01

zinaunreal:
You think like a tout

Yes ooo, am a certified tout. I don't think like one .

Truth hurts. Which one pain you because of 72 virgins don dey finish or wetin.

You can manage soapy with tetmosol .

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Supreme Leader Refused To Go Inside Bunker, Insisted On Living Normal Life by doctore212(m): 10:45pm On Mar 01

Biodun556:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3NV6LumyzA?si=RxvjE9sjufNKJx39

Hallucinations of the highest order.

Hope 72 virgins go still remain for you by the time the war go finish

Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Supreme Leader Refused To Go Inside Bunker, Insisted On Living Normal Life by doctore212(m): 10:42pm On Mar 01

motayoayinde:
When I heard about this, I thought I was a bad decision.
He plunged all supporter and well wishes into sorrow.
He gave the enemies something to cheer about.
Otherwise, the operation would have achieved Zilch.

At the moment though, Iran has the upper hand.
Alhamdulillah.

Well it's ok that you think this way.

The major reason was that he was rushing to collect his own share of 72 virgins sharp sharp before I go finish.

Initially the foreign minister said he was alive and well, but looking at that interview , I saw the way he was tapping his hands on his knee and I knew he was hiding something.

Meanwhile why cant we all leave in a peaceful environment. Why must u wake up and shout death to America and Isreal.

Cant Iran just leave side by side with isreal.

Anyway, he should enjoy 72 virgins. Hope his gbola dey still work well well

Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranians Raises Red Flags Of Revenge On Their Mosques by doctore212(m): 10:37pm On Mar 01

If they like let them put blue flag.

The 72 virgins don dey finish oo. Na soapy most of the martyr dey do as dem land

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Foreign Affairs › Re: US Destroyed ‘9 Iranian Naval Ships’ — Trump by doctore212(m): 10:33pm On Mar 01

My own be say make all the 72 virgins no finish ooo.

Make them try remain for Yarimo and Madridguy.

Alot of people are on waiting list. Heard they have started giving them 5 virgins now because of scarcity .

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 1st March 2026 by doctore212(m): 7:35pm On Mar 01

Chelsea just equalised.
2-2

Game on.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Reports In Iran: Former President Ahmadinejad Killed In Strikes by doctore212(m): 5:32pm On Mar 01

Boyewu:
Under 24 hours israel small small now. Don't let them finish the virgins under 2 days na.

Report reaching me is that virgin don finish for the paradise oo.

But I heard alot of people dey waiting list

Foreign Affairs › Re: Ayatollah Alireza Arafi Named As Iran's Interim Leader (Photo) by doctore212(m): 1:03pm On Mar 01

kingbee90:
So straff imaginary 72 virgins don dey hungry this new supreme leader like this.

Trump will give him some condoms.

Unfortunately, with the number of deaths yesterday, the number of virgin don reduced. Because ,just yesterday the Ayatollah demanded for 144 freshly baked virgins.

This guy will be on waiting list.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Khamenei Dead: U.S. Release Strike Footage As Iran Threatens Fierce Retaliation by doctore212(m): 11:50am On Mar 01

Does it mean they will not knack for fourty days in Iran.

But the man already got 72 fresh virgins wait6for him

Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama Will Attack Iran: Trump's 2013 Tweet Attacking President Obama Goes Viral by doctore212(m): 11:17pm On Feb 28

Mrchippychappy:
Yesterday's price is not today's price.

Things change.

Either way Ayatollah is now enjoying 72 Virgins.
That Ayatollah na very greedy man, he fit go thief the 72 wey dem don book down for Sheikh Gumi.

I hope say the man carry condom and Viagra wey him go take knack 72 virgins .

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama Will Attack Iran: Trump's 2013 Tweet Attacking President Obama Goes Viral by doctore212(m): 11:12pm On Feb 28

72 better virgins for this man.

Hope he carry Viagra at the time of his death

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump & Netanyahu Shown A Picture Of Ayatollah Khamenei's Dead Body by doctore212(m): 11:01pm On Feb 28

Cherrybae:
Fake news. Show us video of his body.

The Supreme leader is cooling off while Trump kept telling lies

Iran will level America and Israel to dust.

By this time on Monday, Trump will go on his kneels begging for peace

Dont be angry, are you ok or may be u are high on paw paw leaf.

Like I said, make u no vex

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump & Netanyahu Shown A Picture Of Ayatollah Khamenei's Dead Body by doctore212(m): 10:58pm On Feb 28

How many virgins go good for this man .

144 kpekus virgins for him tonight.

He gi need 10 packs of Viagra

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