₦airaland Forum

You see your life

The market has been seriously dull

Again?

Hemanwel:
His Excellency President Muhammadu Buhari, please come back and continue ruling us oh! We thought your administration was the height of calamity. We thought your administration was the height of cluelessness. We thought you were only for the north. How wrong were we!

As a matter of urgency, we need to rescue ourselves from the grips of Tinubulation. It's a matter of national importance. We cannot fold our hands and watch everything about our nationhood collapse before us due to one man's greedy desire of just being called a president.

Enough is enough!

It was Buhari that caused the problems we are going through now with his reckless borrowing!

Everyone owes death!

004gist:
I don't believe in use of force let's not create a bigger problem. You know Nigerians lack education... High rate of illiteracy is a bomb

Are you saying the government should beg them to remove their hijab or give them special treatment?

RealityKings:
Mamagee3 has the highest profile likes
Who is mamagee

Mamagee3 first account was obongyi.
When obongyi got banned, she did not give up. She went and opened multiple mamagee accounts and got banned on two…
That is the Reason it's mamagee3 instead of mamagee

Are you the younger brother she's talking about that slept with a ghetto rat?

Moyewa00:
I am unable to disvirgin my wife. We just got married this Saturday. She's tight Anytime I want to penetrate her she will feel pain Her vigina looks as if it blocked. On our wedding night I made sure she was in the mood, she was wet I tried to penetrate her it seems her vigina was blocked.

I tried to penetrate my d*ck didn't enter, It was as if there's a wall there.

After trying for 2 or 3 minutes I lost my erection. I tried it from Saturday night, till This Morning the same thing. My wife told me anytime I want to penetrate her she felt as if a big stick want to enter a small hole.

I can't tell my family members so they won't laugh at me. We're In hotel IN IB doing our honeymoon.

Please help I'm getting depressed and feeling less of a man. I don't know what to do.

She needs to be examined by a gynecologist cos you may have a bigger problem on your hands than you imagined

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Ghetto neighbor had s3x with my younger brother… she is Black American

I found out after she came to my house to tell me the story because he didn’t pick up her calls…

What do I do?[/color]

Go and get your revenge by also having sex with her brother

I hope in future we won't start having genetic mutations due to some of the junk we ignorantly consume in this country

Ilamina:
Cursed mother fuckers

Unattractive dark skin

What does charcoal mixed with urine look like?

PDJT:
- You can’t satisfy a woman. But men with Hot wives should join swingers club and let their wives get what she wanted in a safe, secure environment. That's how its done.

Are there swingers club here in Nigeria?

Infolenka:
Lady 8

I like this one

Gbadugbakun:
It's fake.

Anyway you can check my profile and see my handsome pics. I want to know more about you.

It's possible

BigYash:
Does it stop the girl from fvcking around,if actually she fvck his kid bro? And does it stop the kid bro from betraying him next time.. Let him clear his doubts first,before renting a duplex for him.. Get secret camera and tell them you will be travelling. Buy enough food stuff full house,and sub dstv or ur gotv.. You egen f up asking them too question.. Act like you dont suspect anything.. And set your trap..

Small thing,but prepare your heart ahead.. Cux the outcome of wetin ur trap go catch might shock you.

So you think it's better for him to catch his brother and girlfriend in the act in his house then possibly end up committing murder?

Aleem26:
Then go seek for refund na…

Refund from whom?

After using public display of affection to oppress other females online you're now crying wolf.

Madam go and chop your L alone

Just help your brother rent another apartment

martinz1:
God is goood o

What makes God good in this case?

CyrusVI:
She has a bigger breast than an average woman

She's prolly bisexual. Imagine marrying her and seeing her cheat on you, only to bring home the lady she impregnated.

Your wife would be the mother of your kids and a father to other kids

She'd attend Fathers and mothers meeting in any gathering, cause she biologically belong to both groups

Your imagination is going haywire!

Money that politicians will share to their friends

Vecto:
Good day bosses
As we all know okx has discontinued services in nigeria and i want to ask whether it will raise any issue if i decide to login an okx account that belongs to a ghanian citizen here in nigeria. Since the ban is imposed on nigerians and the okx is verified with a nigerian identity will it raiise any suspicion? i was thinking about bypassing with a vpn but i want to confirm first before making any decison
Thanks

Should you even be asking this question?

Bros if the account was verified with a Nigerian identity card it will be classified as a Nigerian account even if the owner is a Ghanian

There are no such things as family curses

Sonnobax15:

Fear bannies

It goes both ways

Impregnable101:
people are so insensitive nowadays! Even if she want to thank God she could have done that in secret

If you have any idea the type of problem she just escaped from you won't be saying this

The nurse just dodged a bullet

Bintasukai:
What is the origin of this story. What did your mum do to her. Cos it seems like you started this story from where your side doesn’t have any blame as people are won’t to do when reporting cases.
Can we hear your aunt’s side?.

These are exactly my thoughts also

He must be a JJC

Robnectar:
My woman is ur mum,.. u should be crying ur mom is fvckin kunle ND doing promo in the neighborhood

You don get mouth to talk now abi?

Please tell Nairalanders how I scammed you before I start casting your matter here.

It was because of your greed that you wanted to cut me out of a deal I brought and you ended up loosing money, on top of that they fuqued your woman right under your nose

shiffynaani:
do you still advise to trade shitcoins if i follow your teachings religiously boss?

thanks

That post was made about 3 years ago, most of it is no longer relevant so be ware

Justrite007:
My friend dick has been erected since five days now and didn’t come down what might be the problem

Has the issue been resolved now?