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Islam › Re: Can We Do Nikaah With Pregnancy? by doffman: 3:33pm On Dec 13, 2024
Firebomber:
You are still showing your foolishness around 😂 😂

Your quran called your muhammad the first Muslim 😂

Chapter (39) sūrat l-zumar (The Groups)
Muhammad Sarwar: and I am commanded to be the first Muslim".



Quran 3:67-68:
بِإِبۡرَٰهِيمَ لَلَّذِينَ ٱتَّبَعُوهُ وَهَٰذَا ٱلنَّبِيُّ وَٱلَّذِينَ ءَامَنُواْۗ وَٱللَّهُ
Abraham was neither a Jew nor a Christian; he submitted in all uprightness1 and was not a polytheist


Oya point out the word " Muslim" from that Arabic verse. You head slammers are really dumb. Maybe na because of your constant head slamming.

So all the Jewish prophet are not Jew but Muslim but the funniest part is that they never for once say that " I'm a Muslim" 😂 😂


Didirin black stone worshipper.
See another ignorant fool 😀😃😃

1. Ibrahim was neither a Jew nor a (Christian), but he was a hanif (one inclining toward truth), a Muslim (submitting to God). And he was not of the polytheists. (Quran 3:67-68)
Islam › Re: Can We Do Nikaah With Pregnancy? by doffman: 3:29pm On Dec 13, 2024
Kukutente23:
Tutored that quran claimed Abraham an Hebrew was a Muslim. There's nothing new in that claim. Just that it is unproven and illogical given all we know about Abraham
Who takes ignorant fool serious 😀

“Neither Jesus nor Abraham nor any prophet were Christians. Christian means Like Christ. What is your problem with that? Did Jesus die for Abraham or any prophet before him? You don't know nothing”

Said by Kukutente🎤
Islam › Re: Can We Do Nikaah With Pregnancy? by doffman: 3:24pm On Dec 13, 2024
Kukutente23:
English is worrying you. Show me from your quran where Abraham/Ibrahim said "I am a Muslim". You are quoting nonsense!

Show me also from your quran where Jesus said "I am a Muslim".
What has been revealed to you? When and where? Ibrahim/Abraham was an Hebrew. He was not a Jew nor Christian nor Muslim. He never prayed to any Allah nor did he ever face Mecca to pray. Stop stealing people. It makes your religion look desperate. In the Bible, Abraham bowed down to three men who came to visit him and called them his Lord Genesis 18:
You have been tutored Kukute ( dwarf)

It shocks him well 😀

😀😀😀😃, your ignorance is legendary

As for those who persist in disbelief, it is the same whether you warn them or not—they will never believe.

Quran 2:6
Islam › Re: Can We Do Nikaah With Pregnancy? by doffman: 3:02pm On Dec 13, 2024
Kukutente23:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Neither were Abraham, Moses, David or any prophets Muslims. You have to show from the quran where they said they are Muslims if you insist they were. You also have to show how all the nation of Israel left Islam to form Judaism after Jesus Christ. Islamic liars grin grin
See ignorant fool 😀

I just like to expose your ignorance in public .

Oya , read :

1. Ibrahim was neither a Jew nor a (Christian), but he was a hanif (one inclining toward truth), a Muslim (submitting to God). And he was not of the polytheists. (Quran 3:67-68)

Say, We believe in God, and in what has been revealed to us; and in what has been sent down to Abraham and Ismael and Isaac and Jacob and their offspring; and what has been revealed to Moses and Jesus and to all the prophets of our Lord. We make no distinction between them and we submit to Him and obey. (Quran 3:84)

And remember , Jesus is not also a Christian but Muslim .

Kukute(dwarf) 😀😀, you are going to hell fire 🔥 straight when you die in your man made Christianity . 😀
Islam › Re: Can We Do Nikaah With Pregnancy? by doffman: 2:47pm On Dec 13, 2024
Kukutente23:
cc doffman abi na dumb man

How could Hebrews have named their God Allah when such word does not exist in Hebrew till today cheesy cheesy

It is like a Yoruba man saying the name of the Yoruba God Oduduwa worshipped is Dharma the Hindu name for God grin grin
A fool really need my attention 😀😀

“Neither Jesus nor Abraham nor any prophet were Christians. Christian means Like Christ. What is your problem with that? Did Jesus die for Abraham or any prophet before him? You don't know nothing”

Said by Kukutente🎤
Islam › Re: Can We Do Nikaah With Pregnancy? by doffman: 1:57pm On Dec 13, 2024
Kukutente23:
You think we Christians care about what terrorists say when you claim that Christian is a man-made religion?

You're a clown and a demented dimwit at that
You already confirmed it , fool 😀😀

“Neither Jesus nor Abraham nor any prophet were Christians. Christian means Like Christ. What is your problem with that? Did Jesus die for Abraham or any prophet before him? You don't know nothing”

Said by Kukutente 🎤
Islam › Re: Can We Do Nikaah With Pregnancy? by doffman:
Kukutente23:
I have to confess that this is a very good ruling

I never believed such a good ruling could come out of Islam

The problem though is that the ruling is not based on any hadith or quranic injunction but the biased opinion of the scholar whom for all we know might have impregnated a woman and gave this ruling to justify himself just as Muhammad gave a Quranic revelation to justify marrying his son's wife

There is an hadith where Muhammad had a pregnant woman stoned to death after she had birthed and weaned the child

This hadith conflicts with the above ruling

It is obvious that you Islamists are now forming your own religion totally different from what your prophet did and taught
Who take a fool serious !

😀😀 you know , you are a pagan .

Muslims do not value your ignorant ideas and we do not care . Stay with your man made religion without direction .

Let it pain you more , we are Muslims and we are happy .
Islam › Re: A Reminder: The Pudding's Proof - Dating And The Garri Parable! by doffman: 12:41pm On Dec 13, 2024
Exactly .👍

Anything that will attracts Zina should be strictly avoided .

A goat that eats near the garden’s fence can one day enter the garden to eat .
Islam › Re: The Distraction Of Phones In The House Of Allah by doffman: 11:49am On Dec 13, 2024
Exactly , When you are worshipping , any distraction should be avoided . Allah is the greatest .
Islam › Re: Can We Do Nikaah With Pregnancy? by doffman: 11:46am On Dec 13, 2024
100 percent correct 👍 .

Jazakallah khairan.
Islam › Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by doffman:
Antlislaam

Abirun, you need money abi
Your pastor need your money to drink grin grin


As a hopeless slave, did you think you get life bayi? Check for the characteristics of a slave boya ori e ma pe sha

You are a hopeless slave of allah, maggot and stinky that has NO life
A proud slave that surpasses any of your gods son , I repeat grin



Wereyyy, shey you can't comprehend simple sentence nii? Jesus Christ said he is my father and I am his son abi eleribu ara e nii more verses on that?
You do not know your father grin

Your father is somewhere in southwest . Werey want to choose jesus as his father while jesus did not know you . Na by force werey grin


Lobatan, afi gba ti o finish ara e kpata-kpata iwo asinwin asiara omo eru lasan-lasan ekeji aaja yii

That verse says DO NOT CALL ANYONE IN EARTH FATHER. Olofo, jor where is Jesus Christ presently?
Kai , see copycat werey want to twist a clear words . Do you think you are engaging your fellow ignorant fool in church ? grin

And do not call anyone on earth ‘father",’ for you have one Father, and he is in heaven". Mathew 23: 9

This statement was made when jesus was alive , He said it clearly that : do not call anyone on earth ‘father for you have one Father, and he is in heaven". Mathew 23: 9

the verse clearly told you you he has only one father which is God in heaven .

Now that Jesus is not alive , how many in heaven are your fathers now huh do you mean jesus and your god ( making two father) grin

Just see ignorant mofos that is twisting his own bible , if it now quran nko ? what a Copycat ignorant fool !



I already told you, come and learn bible from me , i can reset your brain .


Asiara wereyy omo, you're the one suffering from comprehending simple English. Boya ko bere lowo Chief Imam e that where is Jesus Christ presently sogbo omo ofo
Abirun omo, wereyyy Pataki eru iku ekeji aaja, My Lord said he is my father you are there typing nonsense that I'm opposite of Jesus Christ olofo. If you don't know, everything in your bloody Islamic religion is opposite

There won't be any correlation nah when comprehending simple English la problem olofo
Trash as usual , No any correlation . Anytime you throw vulgar words, that means you are in severe and I like it like that grin



Jor abirun shey na you understand the Bible asinwin
Yes, That is why I am treating your ignorance grin

I repeat again , come and learn bible from me , i can reset your brain free of charge grin


Oya quote the verse that says witches from your village are dinning and winning with your generation while I will show you how satan dey take play with you while sleeping at night eleribu
grin grin grin grin grin This one pain you and enter you well.

I repeat do you not have witches and wizard that chase you away from your village ni ?





As read from the Quran that YOU ARE CERTAINLY MAAD. shey make I show you the verse?
Copycat ignorant bring it on , I will show worst one from your bible .


See eru iku, you can't give canal interpretation to the Bible as you're doing to your Quran and Hadith
Really ? then you can interprete quran the way you like right ? You are mad for sure grin


This is what John 1:12–13 is all about

The verses reminds Us We Were Ransomed
The reality that in Christ for all who receive Christ to believe in his name, we are children of God. We're born spiritually, [b]not of blood [/b]or the will of the [b]flesh or the will of man, but born of God[/b].
I repeat, you are mad ;

You are formed from blood and flesh interaction between your dad and mum grin. Or do you fall from sky ni ? Mad man ahaaaa


Singing, praying, fasting, clapping etc are our mode of Worship which are found in Bible

Jesus Christ sings hymns, prays, etc
Really ! Jesus danced and shakes , clap and sing like parrot . And he command it as mode of worship right ? grin

Harbalist also have their own hymns .


I will attached a picture to show you how Quran 46:9 take finish you iwo omo ofo yii
Bring it own , I have many pictures to attach for you as well. grin



I twist Quran or I explain the stupidity therein? You're missing something here asiara
A copycat fool with half brain cannot interpret quran to his own ignorant way . Know that and have peace grin


I laugh in Arabic ooo, I should come for Bible lesson when the author of Quran said you should come to the people of the Book for adequate knowledge and understanding when you're clueless and hopeless
gringringringringrin when will you laugh in hebrew ? yes, come for bible class, I can teach you free of charge. lolz


Quran 10:94

Irving & Mohamed Hegab  

If you are in any doubt concerning what We have sent down to you, then question those who have read the Book (Bible) before you: Truth has come to you from your Lord, so do not be a waverer;
Werey any problem with that ? , Quran exposes the lies in your bible and even let us know the real truth from it . We know the truths and lie from your edited bible .

Example , any where Bible talk about oneness of God or anything we equally have reference from Quran or from Moses gospel , or David book , you should know it is true.

Any message that cannot be traced to the real Jesus or any other prophets cannot be trusted , just know they are part of what your forefathers christians implanted and edited in to the bible .



YES, he understand all languages as we can pray to him with any language but your idol you called allah don't understand fatiha in other language except Arabic
Werey is even lying to validate his point . You are mad grin grin grin



Wereyyy shey you can't differentiate between God and gods nii

So Hindu paganism are worshipping God abi? Aswear ti e tita po
You god is gods nah . Did i lie ? Are you not worshipping your trinity gods again huh grin


Prophet Dawud in Quran clap, dance, sings, etc. hope he is not a masquerade or a parrot wereyyy omo
grin grin grin grin Werey is now making reference David to justify his ignorance , Did God send David to you ?

Okay good, David married more than one wives , When will you copy David in that aspect as well?


If dem born you well, quote where it is written in Quran that pray FIVE TIMES a day?
Sure , and you must provide me where Jesus ask you to go to church on sunday to dance, clap and sing . Remember your man made religion does not even outline any worshiping schedule for you . grin

Let me start from Quran :

1. Maintain with care the [obligatory] prayers and [in particular] the middle prayer and stand before Allah , devoutly obedient. -- al-Baqara 2:238

2. And establish prayer at the two ends of the day and at the approach of the night. Indeed, good deeds do away with misdeeds. That is a reminder for those who remember. -- Hud 11:114

3. Quran 30:17-18 :

17- So glorify Allah in the evening and the morning. 18- His is all praise in the heavens and in the earth; (and glorify Him) in the afternoon and when the sun begins to decline.



Let me now burst your brain grin

For friday prayers, read below :

Quran 62: 9 :
" O believers! When the call to prayer is made on Friday, then proceed diligently to the remembrance of Allah and leave off your business. That is best for you, if only you knew.

Now , let me burst your brain from hadith :

Ibn Hazm and Anas bin Malik said: The Prophet (ﷺ) said, "Then Allah enjoined fifty prayers on my followers when I returned with this order of Allah, I passed by Moses who asked me, 'What has Allah enjoined on your followers?' I replied, 'He has enjoined fifty prayers on them.' Moses said, 'Go back to your Lord (and appeal for reduction) for your followers will not be able to bear it.' (So I went back to Allah and requested for reduction) and He reduced it to half.

When I passed by Moses again and informed him about it, he said, 'Go back to your Lord as your followers will not be able to bear it.' So I returned to Allah and requested for further reduction and half of it was reduced. I again passed by Moses and he said to me: 'Return to your Lord, for your followers will not be able to bear it. So I returned to Allah and He said, These are five prayers and they are all (equal to) fifty (in reward) for My Word does not change.'

I returned to Moses and he told me to go back once again. I replied, 'Now I feel shy of asking my Lord again.' Then Gabriel took me till we '' reached Sidrat-il-Muntaha (Lote tree of; the utmost boundary) which was shrouded in colors, indescribable. Then I was admitted into Paradise where I found small (tents or) walls (made) of pearls and its earth was of musk."

Sahih al-Bukhari 349, Book 8, Hadith 1


You already know that Hadith and Quran are the two sources for Muslim and you cannot deny Hadith because, i used to see you several times quoting many Hadith and twisted them to your taste to justify your ignorant .


You can also see, the verse is very clear and no ambiguity in them . Infact , for friday prayer, The word friday appear .

In return , you have another question to your question : You must tell me where your god instruct you to go to church and worship on Sunday



Wetin Jesus Christ preached that we are not following or in opposite way of it?
Does jesus instruct you to dance, sing or clap to worship in church or any day like like sunday




Mathew 10:32-33
So everyone who acknowledges me before men, I also will acknowledge before my Father who is in heaven, but whoever denies me before men, I also will deny before my Father who is in heaven.
Werey , Do you now acknowledge as a prophet or God ? grin grin grin grin




Romans 10:9-10 l

Because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For with the heart one believes and is justified, and with the mouth one confesses and is saved.

John 1:12
But to all who did receive him, who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God,
These are exactly why we says Your bible has been edited grin and infiltrated by your christian forefathers grin

If you believe those verse is from God or Jesus , you must believe this that your god comand you to kill as well :
Judges 11:30-40 : Jephthah killed his young daughter (his only child) by burning her alive as a burnt[b] sacrifice to the lord for he commanded it[/b].

Your Bible said your lord command it to kill 😀. or your bible is lying .

And beside what of those that comes before jesus that do not confess with their mouth that Jesus is Lord , Are there going to hell fire ?

This is shit . grin reason with your brain mr ignorant .

and finally , No any prophet preached it as well . That means it was added and not from God . That is why we called your current bible glorified edited book . We took any part that has reference from other scriptures like quran , qospel of moses or book of david .

Do you understand now mr Ignorant grin


It is not only accepting Jesus Christ as your saviour before entering the kingdom of the father
It is your own talk , Jesus and all other prophets preached oneness of God . It you christian who want to idolize jesus and he did not know you .

That is why Jesus we deny you when you die . Read quran 5:116 below :

And on Judgment Day˺Allah will say, “O Jesus, son of Mary! Did you ever ask the people to worship you and your mother as gods besides Allah?” He will answer, “Glory be to You! How could I ever say what I had no right to say? If I had said such a thing, you would have certainly known it. You know what is ˹hidden˺ within me, but I do not know what is within You. Indeed, You ˹alone˺ are the Knower of all unseen.



Are you worshipping allah in spirit and truth?
Anybody can claim that since you also claim it without any pratical demonstration from your bible .

Muslims have a direct and clear mode of worship unlike your man made religion. grin




Jesus Christ preached in the temple as he also observed Lord's day
Werey, Yes, does it preach to ask people to worship him in the temple ? or does it demostrate your mode of worship for people ? , and beside is there instruction from him to teach you how to be doing that same way muslims were taught on how to pray ?





So those answers I gave are not direct abi?
Not at all , Very ambiguous. grin. You can try again , okay !



We pray the same way Jesus Christ did, 40days prayer and fasting, we dance and sing Church as also Dawud did in Quran. Jesus Christ also sings hymns with the disciples
Werey how ? You are mad ni grin


Why not observing what anobi Dawud did in Quran, why is music haram in Islam when it was approved in Quran MR. WEREYY,
Trash without any correlation , grin grin

Morafucker
grin grin grin , you will still soon speak in Chinese.




G
o back to Nursery 1 olofo




Bastardd, camel urine ti finish e.



Go and rent Primary 1 pupil that can read and write to help you out with my response to your questions
Trash as usual with half brain grin grin



Your score is still ZERO over 10 ! You can try again : grin



1. How does Jesus know you , Give examples what Jesus did and how you are currently doing them being his follower as you claimed .

2. What will you do to inherit the eternal life, as directed by Jesus since you claimed you are following jesus . .

3. Since you claimed you follow Jesus, Show us how or where he describe how to worship God and himself is also doing it ?

4. tell me in your bible where your god instructed you to go to church on sunday and worship ? grin

Islam › Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by doffman:
Antlislaam

Slave, the name is sweet that's why you can't stop calling it bah omo ofo
grin Yes, I am a slave to my God and my creator , I am so proud to be one self ; a slave of God that is greater than any of your son of gods.

And the (faithful) slaves of the Most Gracious (Allah) are those who walk on the earth in humility and sedateness, and when the foolish address them (with bad words) they reply back with mild words of gentleness.” (Quran, 25:63).


So you hate been called a slave abi? Kuku carry your frustration go meet Muhammad in grave for referring you to a SLAVE under the slavery religion of allah
slowpoke , I am a slave to my God and proud to be one, If it pains you , go and die grin


I said Jesus Christ is my father, shey that Bible verse you quoted above didn't go inline with what I said abi? Aswear Islam ti ruin miserable life e kpata-kpata aaje iwo asigbe omo irankiran yii
When I said you a slowpoke and big ignorant fool, Did I lie ?

You said Jesus is your father ,

The same Jesus denied you and said he is not your father : "And do not call anyone on earth ‘father",’ for you have one Father, and he is in heaven". Mathew 23: 9

are you mad ni ? or you are suffering from comprehension problem ?

You can see, you are opposite of Jesus and you want to affiliating yourself to Jesus and he did not know you werey original grin

Simple sentence you can't comprehend, infact you're very lucky that I'm replying you here on NL. Go and ask your fellow slaves especially your Chief slave here on nairaland in person of AntiChristia, I always deal with mature slaves that has reasonable things upstairs to contribute and not a silly animal, stupid and rotted slave like you bastardd
Trash as usual grin No any correlation to the main topic grin

So copying from your war manual book Quran and your glorious Hadith is what that's giving you big headache abi? Koni ragba fun e, am I the author of your Quran and Hadith nii

Is it haram showing you the nonsense you have inside your Quran and Hadith right? O ma sofo nii
slowpoke , You are free to copy from quran and hadith as long you did not interpret it with your half brain . Remember you are a slowpoke and copycat fool grin

It only pain me seeing you displaying your craziness, maadness and stupidity here
Just wait , your pain is just starting . More pains await you . grin

Hahahaha I do not understand the Bible verses I quoted abi? Baaba wereyy asiko nii e seh walai. So na your understand the verses when you can't figure out where my Lord said he knows me. Wobi omo ofo, stop drinking that expired camel urine sogbo, it has turn your life to a worthless being on earth
grin ignorant copycat fool did not understand his bible . Yes I said it .

Ohh sorry, so you never read it before that Muhammad said satan do wine and dine inside your nose at night abi
Same way your witches from your village are dining with you right ? . What is your problem with that ?


See this wereyy again, I have the power already

John 1:12-13
But as many as received Him, to them He gave the power to become children of God, to those who believe in His name: who were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God.
Repeat after me , You are MAD grin

You are born from blood and flesh , how can you have such power? grin grin.

You were born because of interaction ( both blood and fresh) from your dad and mum . How does that verse validate your point; slowpoke ?

I repeat, you are a copycat that just copy anything without knowing the meaning . slowpoke !


You are asking about mode of worship and I asked you to quote where allah said you should pray five times a day if what and how you're banging your rotted head and skull on the ground five times daily is what allah established lobatan omi eran
You claimed you follow Jesus AND I asked you simple question to tell us the mode of worship Jesus prescribed to you if truly you follow Jesus , is that a crime ? you must defend what you claimed nah !


You said you wan finish your father and I gave you a quran verse (Quran 46:9) where Muhammad finished you kpata-kpata jor does that mean I'm shifting the goal post abi? O wa gbadun mo bayii ooo iwo omo ale rede-rede ati jati-jati yii
explain , how does Quran 46:9 finished me ? does that justify Muslims do not follow what God has been sent or you are confused ?

Copycat master want to twist quran to his ignorant thinking . Werey !



The only solution to your problem is to drop your details, I'll help you enrolling to a Montessori school nearest to you as I did to your Chief slave here on nairaland.
grin seriously, You need to come to me for bible lesson , I can teach you free of charge without collecting tithe. I will like to reset your brain. I know bible than you do ; It is so glaring .

You are only disgracing yourself, your miserable generation, Islam, Muhammad and allah. Because this is English and not Arabic the only language allah understand
Really ?, The Foreign English and yoruba you are speaking, does your jesus understand them ? You are mad totally I swear grin


How he knows me has been clarified above, Jesus Christ worshipped his father in spirit and in truth which I'm also doing as his recognized follower
Werey , You said jesus worshipped his father in spirit and in truth, even harbalist or Hindu will say they worship God in spirit and truth.

How ?

is it by clapping, dancing like masquerade or singing like parrot in church huh you can not bring ambiguous answer because God is not a God of confusion ; he sent down clear messages to universe via all his prophets .

For example , muslims were instructed to pray and the way such prayers were done was even demostrated by the prophet .


Luke 10:25

Another person asked Jesus the same question: “What can I do to inherit eternal life?” And the answer was given, “Love the Lord your God with all your heart, soul, mind and strength, and love your neighbor as you love yourself.”

The answer to this your second question is there in Luke 10
This is one of the typical evidence that you are an opposite to what Jesus preached .

As you can see, Jesus did not tell you that having him as the savior or any foolish trinity ideology is the way to inherit eternal life.

Anytime I see you preaching all those trash about taking jesus as your savior before you can enter heaven, I will flog you cane severely . Take note .


How does Jesus Christ teach us to worship?

Jesus Christ teaches that worship is narrow and broad at the same time

John 4:23

“The true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit and truth, for the Father is seeking such people to worship him.”
I repeat , this is ambiguous answer without direction . Everyone is worshipping God in spirit and truth.

Is it by going to church every sunday singing , dancing or clapping , If yes , Does Jesus did that .


For example, Muslim were asked to pray . The required steps on how to pray was demonstrated by the prophet and him self did ; and muslims are doing it .

Why is it hard for you to bring direct answer you slowpoke . It is glaring , you are doing the opposite of what Jesus preached.



Jesus Christ worshipped father himself, just as all the other prophets worshipped the father. Jesus Christ was praying and fasting to God according to Luke 6:12 Jesus Christ prayed to his father all night

"One of those days Jesus went out to a mountainside to pray, and spent the night praying to God."
you claimed jesus prayed and fast right ? Now compare to your own style of prayer and fasting , how do you pray ? how many days is your fasting clearly instructed by your religion ? , You danced like masqurade in church , does Jesus dance after or before prayer ?

Does he clapped before or during prayer ? You are doing the opposite of what Jesus did mr slowpoke . grin


Abirun, eleribu omo wereyy, NOW THAT I'VE ANSWERED ALL YOUR QUESTIONS, CAN I ASK YOU MY OWN QUESTIONS? hope you won't run away sha
Mr ignorant , you did not answer my questions, You provided ambiguous answer which do not correlate to what jesus did and what you are doing .

grin. . For now , your score is ZERO over 10.

You can try again :


1. How does Jesus know you , Give examples what Jesus did and how you are currently doing them being his follower as you claimed .

2. What will you do to inherit the eternal life, as directed by Jesus since you claimed you are following jesus . .

3. Since you claimed you follow Jesus, Show us how or where he describe how to worship God and himself is also doing it ?
Islam › Re: Dua Before Entering The Toilet by doffman:
Antlislaam

How may I help you slave?
😀😀😀

The real slave and pastor ass licker is talking ahaaa.


Asinwin, when I am not a slave like you bastardd so how am I forcing myself on Jesus Christ when he is my father and I am his son iwo eleribu omo ofo yii
Werey really want to force himself on Jesus . Ignorant mofos 😀.

And do not call anyone on earth ‘father,’ for you have one Father, and he is in heaven. Mathew 23: 9

This slowpoke do not know anything I swear grin . You are only a copy and paste christian E-terrorist parading Nairaland.


Omo ofo, why not hire a primary student that can read to explain the context of that verses for you to know how Jesus Christ knows me iwo asiara omo adanu yii
grin An ignorant has been damaged and pushed to corner . I repeat , you are a fool and your ignorance is legendary . It is you I want to hire to defend your claim 😀



Didinrin, go and ask your ancestors what Christian means before talking nonsense. Your madness and craziness is second to none you this morafucker
You are the E-christian terrorist who parade Nairaland with copy and paste ; that claimed you know christianity very well nah grin , It is you I want to ask the question nah , Do not be afraid , I just want to expose you and nail you publicly and show you how ignorant and fool you are .


Asigbe omo ofo, there won't be any correlation when your rotted skull and brain can't assimilate simple sentence, omo ale rede-rede
Really ?

It pains him well ;😀

This mofos has been damaged and resolve to vulgar words.




Hahahahaha Olofo, so that simple statement looks like Jesus Christ conversation with his father abi? Aswear Islam ti ruin miserable life e kpata-kpata
slowpoke do not even understood what he copied and pasted . Ignorant copycat fool grin




Again, hire a primary 1 student that can read to help you out with the context of those verses since it is beyond your understanding iwo omi eran yii
See a copycat Ignorant fool avoiding simple questions given to him . You must answer those question ooo.

Look at this oloriburuku again, la Muhammad said satan dey wine and dine inside your nose, shey wereyy e didn't know this before now nii iwo omo irankiran, iran egbe yii
Trash as usual . I can feel your pain slowpoke 😀.

You asked I gave you but it shocked you reading through those verses abi abirun?
How ?
Ahaaaa😀 . You are fool totally .

grin You did not give anything slowpoke grin grin . You did not posses such power because you are ignorant . It is so glaring .


What is that anti Muslim website I copied and pasted from
Werey still asked me ??



Are you trying to shift the goal after unleashing mayhem on you bah? Koni ragba fun e



Oya quote Quran verse where allah said you should pray five times a day
grin Werey what to shift the the main topic to run away. ahaaa . No way , you must defend what you claimed oo

Muhammad had finished you in Quran 46:9
Another shifting technique , your trick cannot work .

is this the reply to my first question to you , slowpoke !



Asigbe omo ward, na your question be dis which I did justice to

Eleribu, I've answered your question but it is just a pity that ori nta e
😀 How ?

I repeat , this guy is a big ignorant fool with empty brain. Nothing to offer . I pity your soul.


I must nail and expose your ignorance for sure . Just rest assure okay . I do know your level of brain .


The questions still stand :


1. How does Jesus know you , Give examples what Jesus did and how you are currently doing them being his follower as you claimed .

2. What will you do to inherit the eternal life, as directed by Jesus since you claimed you are following jesus . .

3. Since you claimed you follow Jesus, Show us how or where he describe how to worship God and himself is also doing it ?
Christianity Etc › Re: It Is Wrong For Female Pastors To Travel Leaving Their Husbands Alone by doffman: 8:59pm On Dec 08, 2024
Kukutente23:
This one is daft

If by saying Jesus was not a christian means I'm following man made religion, I also said neither was Abraham, Moses and Jesus Muslims. They never practiced Islam
😀 The slowpoke in display :

“Neither Jesus nor Abraham nor any prophet were Christians. Christian means Like Christ. What is your problem with that? Did Jesus die for Abraham or any prophet before him? You don't know nothing”

Said by Kukutente 🎤🎤
Christianity Etc › Re: It Is Wrong For Female Pastors To Travel Leaving Their Husbands Alone by doffman: 7:35pm On Dec 08, 2024
Kukutente23:
Lol.
What is this one saying? What are you dealing with? You're accusing Christianity of what your religion is not better at. No be ment be that?
You claimed that Christianity is a man made religion. Meanwhile your religion without doubt was started by a man.
So which hypocrisy are you exposing? Yours or mine?
You daft dude
😀😂 you have confirmed you are following man made religion already :

“Neither Jesus nor Abraham nor any prophet were Christians. Christian means Like Christ. What is your problem with that? Did Jesus die for Abraham or any prophet before him? You don't know nothing”

Said by 🎤kukutente
Foreign Affairs › Re: John Mahama Wins Ghana Presidential Election 2024 by doffman: 5:07pm On Dec 08, 2024
poseidon12:
I guess you deserve congratulations for not liking Obi. As a typical Nigerian, I don't expect you to like people with integrity.
Integrity my foot. You can see the Anambra he governed is now like Dubai .
Christianity Etc › Re: It Is Wrong For Female Pastors To Travel Leaving Their Husbands Alone by doffman: 4:33pm On Dec 08, 2024
😃😃😃🪑Nairaland na cruise land . Anytime you want to laugh Loud , just enter the site to read different people comment .
Christianity Etc › Re: It Is Wrong For Female Pastors To Travel Leaving Their Husbands Alone by doffman: 3:51pm On Dec 08, 2024
Kukutente23:
Islam is a man made religion. So why don't you face the religion you're practicing which is man made before worrying about another religion
Abi which kind hypocrisy be dis
😀
It is not hypocrisy. We need to deal with you people and expose your hypocrisy in multiple folds . You attacked Muslims thread as if you have only right to that .

Not all Muslims can be patient and watching your hypocrisy in public .
Christianity Etc › Re: It Is Wrong For Female Pastors To Travel Leaving Their Husbands Alone by doffman: 3:39pm On Dec 08, 2024
Kukutente23:
Islam is also man made. And the direction of Islam is Mecca. So if you claim I'm pained that Christianity is man made, then you should also be pained that islam is man made and facing Mecca
Really. Ahaa
You already know your religion is man made religion. Remove Islam from your frustrations 😀😀😀.

“Neither Jesus nor Abraham nor any prophet were Christians. Christian means Like Christ. What is your problem with that? Did Jesus die for Abraham or any prophet before him? You don't know nothing”

Said by 🎤kukutente
Christianity Etc › Re: It Is Wrong For Female Pastors To Travel Leaving Their Husbands Alone by doffman: 3:32pm On Dec 08, 2024
sylve11:
They rejected polygamy that's scriptural but accepted a female pastor that's not scriptural.

They did all these because of their selfish interests. cheesy cool
Exactly 😀😀😀 .
They also accept tithe as well .
Foreign Affairs › Re: John Mahama Wins Ghana Presidential Election 2024 by doffman: 3:29pm On Dec 08, 2024
Thundafireseun:
You obviously don’t know what is called Status quo …
Ok 😀
Christianity Etc › Re: It Is Wrong For Female Pastors To Travel Leaving Their Husbands Alone by doffman: 3:27pm On Dec 08, 2024
Kukutente23:
Islam was started by a man named Muhammad. You can claim he was a messenger but he was a man nonetheless

And everyone knows that after his death, Islam split into two major types in terms of successor.

So Islam does not meet your own criteria self which makes you a darn hypocrite like every other islamist
I can feel your pain . shocked
This ignorant fool was pained that his religion is man made religion without direction .😀😀😀😀😀.


“Neither Jesus nor Abraham nor any prophet were Christians. Christian means Like Christ. What is your problem with that? Did Jesus die for Abraham or any prophet before him? You don't know nothing”

Said by Kukutente🎤
Foreign Affairs › Re: John Mahama Wins Ghana Presidential Election 2024 by doffman: 3:21pm On Dec 08, 2024
Thundafireseun:
huh Peter Obi the bag carrier will soon congratulate John Mahama and whale about INEC and the judiciary system
I do not like Obi. But what he did in the picture is very good. The message he is passing is that your leader should be your messenger and not the opposite.
Christianity Etc › Re: It Is Wrong For Female Pastors To Travel Leaving Their Husbands Alone by doffman: 11:01am On Dec 08, 2024
Ipobfraud:
First to start with, Christianity is not a religion, it’s a way of life, Christ like.

The fore christians never deviated from the truth and path, it’s was when they began to manipulate some verses and translate into what suite the life .No female evangelist or ministers at the beging but now female pastors full everywhere, bible say women should keep shut and never talk in the presence of multitudes, and also cover their full hairs or barb it to last if they cant cover it. These same female pastors open their hair in church while ministering and all. Two wrongs, female pastors and second opening your hair in front of multitude men. In the end time bible say, multiple will say they are for christ but Christ will deny them because they’ve strayed from the way of christ. Highest of all is gay advocating to be a pastor.
Nothing but the pure and undiluted truth .

the worst is that, the more the manipulation, the more the confusion .
Christianity Etc › Re: It Is Wrong For Female Pastors To Travel Leaving Their Husbands Alone by doffman: 10:27am On Dec 08, 2024
Kingosytex:
Every religion is man made. The only reason you are hitting your head on the floor is probably because you came from a family who are muslims.
If you were an Indian, you'd probably be a hindu, a confucist or taoist if you were a chinese or even irreligious.
You'd probably be a judaist if you're an Israeli or a catholic if you're a roman.
Religion is merely a cultural understanding of the supernatural.
😀
I am hitting my end on the ground because Jesus and Muhammad also do that .
Christianity Etc › Re: It Is Wrong For Female Pastors To Travel Leaving Their Husbands Alone by doffman: 10:15am On Dec 08, 2024
GOFRONT:
Wait till on Friday when you would see Rulings upon Rulings of this n that on frontpage on Jummat day
As long they back it up with their evidences from the scripture , no problem 😀😀
Christianity Etc › Re: It Is Wrong For Female Pastors To Travel Leaving Their Husbands Alone by doffman: 10:01am On Dec 08, 2024
blowjohn:
Av always wondered.... Why many male pastors wives are pastors too
May be gender equality 😀😀
Christianity Etc › Re: It Is Wrong For Female Pastors To Travel Leaving Their Husbands Alone by doffman: 9:59am On Dec 08, 2024
Almunjid:
The bolded part is what I actually wanted to say, but this man said it before me. However, why has Christianity turned into a religion of opinion, where the so-called adherents read the scripture but abandon God's injunctions for their own views? The idea of a woman preaching to men as a pastor is unscriptural but is being practiced today in the name of gender equality. Is the Bible that speaks against it wrong? The same colonial masters who brought Christianity and encouraged so-called gender equality, even in the church, are now advocating for homosexuals to be pastors, and some Christians are already following suit. Christianity has become a diluted religion. Everyone is just practicing their own opinion in the name of religion.

Peace!
😀😀😀😀 💯 correct .
Christianity Etc › Re: It Is Wrong For Female Pastors To Travel Leaving Their Husbands Alone by doffman: 9:56am On Dec 08, 2024
BadBradley:
It is unscriptural for a woman to be a pastor let alone travelling without the husband.

There's no biblical basis for female pastor. A woman's spiritual mission and appointment is to help and support the husband and it is a disgrace for a woman to stand before a multitude of men to speak and lead and direct.

Men who go to this church are men whose wives offset their wedding costs and paid their bride price.

The woman spirit is susceptible and vulnerable to manipulation, deceit and attack.

She needs the covering of a man
😀
Christianity Etc › Re: It Is Wrong For Female Pastors To Travel Leaving Their Husbands Alone by doffman:
hopefulLandlord:
Christianity is such a funny religion which none of the members can agree fully on anything but all claim to have personal relationship with the same God lol
😀😀.

It is not their fault . They do not have direction . It is a man made religion . everybody is creating their own rule according to their understanding.😀
Foreign Affairs › Re: Damascus Has Fallen: Syrian Rebels Breach Assad Defenses To Enter Capital. by doffman: 8:10am On Dec 08, 2024
madridguy:
I hope you will be man enough not to open any thread about Syria Christians in few months to come. Let have a deal on that.
😂😂

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