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Christianity Etc › Re: The Misconception Of Proverbs 18:22: Advice To Young Men by doffman: 3:09pm On Dec 22, 2024
Rapmoney:
Many young men have delved into unfortunate marital union based on the common misconception attached to Proverbs 18:22 which states that "He who finds a wife, finds a good thing and obtains favours from the Lord".

Do not be deceived. There is no scientific, cultural, social, religious or economic evidence that once a man gets married to a woman, he begins to obtain favours. If a man begins to experience favours in his life after getting married, it clearly shows that there are some unique and profitable qualities the woman possesses. It could be that she has financial wisdom, an astute business person, a prudent and wise woman who knows how to create and sustain wealth or a supportive wife that can go out of her way to see that the family succeeds.

As a man, don't ever you think that immediately you tie the knot, favours begin to troop in through doors and windows because your wife has two large breasts and a vagina in between her legs. You have to be very intentional when getting married except you have no mental picture of the family you would like to build.

"He who finds a wife (a good, wise and prudent woman) obtains favours from the Lord". Not just any woman. If you marry the type of woman that doesn't mind using your child's WAEC fee to buy shoes, bags or asoebi, and still expecting to obtain favours from the Lord, you will soon meet your Creator.

Let us not deceive ourselves. Marriage doesn't just bring favours because you exchanged vows and you have 'kissed the bride'. If you are a hardworking and ambitious man, favours will be obtained from the marriage if your wife is someone who has substance, prudent and sees opportunities even when they are not clear.

Happy Sunday and Merry Christmas in advance!
😂 Just marry , no problem .

Even Delilah , the wife of Samson can also be a good wife nah :

4 “Some time later, he fell in love with a woman in the Valley of Sorek whose name was Delilah.
5 The rulers of the Philistines went to her and said, “See if you can lure him into showing you the secret of his great strength and how we can overpower him so we may tie him up and subdue him. Each one of us will give you eleven hundred shekels of silver
.”
Judges 16:4-5

My own be say , if you marry , you should avoid fornication o.
Christianity Etc › Re: Dealing With Sexual Immorality In The Church by doffman: 2:27pm On Dec 22, 2024
Maitunbi:
Keep quiet.
It's not in your place to punish anyone because of sin. You yourself you are not sinless. So be humble my friend.
Just don’t fornicate ok.

There is severe penalty for that o.
Christianity Etc › Re: Dealing With Sexual Immorality In The Church by doffman:
femi4:
When they get caught up in their mischievous schemes, they feel empty knowing how shallow they are
Ok 😀😀 my own advice is that , don’t just fornicate pls
Christianity Etc › Re: Dealing With Sexual Immorality In The Church by doffman:
femi4:
lolz... I can see that you are confused. You are not different from those that thought he was referring to building when he said "Destroy this temple...and and I will raise it again in 3 days"
You are shocked right . 😀😀

Don’t forget o

If you fornicate , you will be burnt or killed according to your Bible .
Christianity Etc › Re: Dealing With Sexual Immorality In The Church by doffman: 11:38am On Dec 22, 2024
femi4:
You quoted a parable grin I hope you know the meaning of parable
😀😀😀😀😀

John 3:16 is also a parable nah
Christianity Etc › Re: Dealing With Sexual Immorality In The Church by doffman: 11:35am On Dec 22, 2024
femi4:
Why did Jesus not stoned the adulterous woman?

Why did Jesus and his disciples work on the Sabbath?

Why did Jesus said we should pray for our enemies....and if they slap the right cheek, we should turn the left to them?


Are the intances above not against the law? Doesn't that suggest to you that "I have come to fulfil the law" if quoted verbatim is a misinterpretation of the scripture
Who told you that ?

Same your Jesus order this :

But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them—bring them here and kill them in front of me.’” Luke 19:27
Christianity Etc › Re: Dealing With Sexual Immorality In The Church by doffman:
femi4:
Olodo explain it, don't avoid the question
😀😀😀

What is this one saying self .

Were these not found in your scripture YES OR NO ?

1. If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)

2. A priest’s daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9 NAB)
Christianity Etc › Re: Dealing With Sexual Immorality In The Church by doffman:
femi4:
Ignorance
You quote the scripture verbatim. Oya explain that verse now, you will start blabbing

2. Those collecting tithes are ignorant like you. A true believer knows the scriptural stand on tithes
Do you want me to edit it ni ?

Do not think that I came to destroy the Law or the Prophets. I did not come to destroy but to fulfill. For assuredly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, one jot or one tittle will by no means pass from the law till all is fulfilled. Matthew 5:17-18

No , I will not edit it because , It is self explanatory and very clear .
Christianity Etc › Re: Dealing With Sexual Immorality In The Church by doffman: 10:35am On Dec 22, 2024
femi4:
Ignorance
Christians don't use laws to judge. It's difficult for outsiders like you to understand that the laws were made for a season and documented in scripture
Dey play 😀

And Christian use same law to collect tithe right . Continue o .

You cannot know more than your Jesus :

Do not think that I came to destroy the Law or the Prophets. I did not come to destroy but to fulfill. For assuredly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, one jot or one tittle will by no means pass from the law till all is fulfilled. Matthew 5:17-18
Christianity Etc › Re: Dealing With Sexual Immorality In The Church by doffman:
Really ? 😀

I thought you people allow it by condemning harsh punishment for the fornication by sharia law.

Anyway, complete your post and add these verses :

1. If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)

2. A priest’s daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9 NAB)

Fornication no good oo , because you will be burnt or killed .
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Will Enter The Kingdom Of Heaven? by doffman: 9:43am On Dec 22, 2024
Learner247:
Introduction
Beloved, it is sobering to consider the words of Jesus in Matthew 7:21, “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.” These words challenge us to look beyond outward religiosity and focus on the core of our faith: doing God’s will.

Let us explore this truth together, not as a critique of going to church but as a call to live lives that truly please God.

Discussion Questions

1. What does it mean to do the will of the Father?

Jesus summarized God’s will in Mark 12:30-31: “Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength. The second is this: Love your neighbor as yourself.” It is not about rituals or appearances but about living in love and obedience to God’s commandments.

2. Does going to church guarantee entry into the Kingdom?

While attending church is good for fellowship and spiritual growth (Hebrews 10:25), Jesus makes it clear that it is not the ultimate qualification for heaven. The Pharisees were devout in their religious practices, yet Jesus said, “Woe to you...you shut the door of the kingdom of heaven in people’s faces” (Matthew 23:13). True faith goes beyond rituals; it requires a heart surrendered to God.

3. Can someone who never goes to church enter heaven?

Consider the parable of the two sons in Matthew 21:28-32. One son initially refused to obey his father but later repented and did his will. Jesus concluded, “The tax collectors and prostitutes are entering the kingdom of God ahead of you.” It is not about where you are but whether you respond to God’s call with a willing heart.

Key Points to Reflect On

1. God Desires Obedience, Not Pride

1 Samuel 15:22: “To obey is better than sacrifice.” Pride in religious affiliation or personal works does not impress God. A humble and obedient heart does.

2. Faith Without Action is Dead

James 2:26: “As the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without deeds is dead.” Pleasing God requires us to live out our faith in how we treat others and honor Him.

3. The Kingdom is for All Who Believe and Obey

Whether someone finds God in a church, on the streets, or in their personal struggles, what matters is their response to Him. Jesus said, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me” (John 14:6).

Interactive Reflection

How can you do God’s will in your daily life?

Are there areas where you are relying on appearances rather than true obedience to God?

How can you share God’s love with someone who may never step into a church?

Conclusion
Beloved, let us not be deceived by religion or church-pride. Jesus is calling us to a deeper walk—one rooted in obedience and love for God and others. Remember, the Kingdom of Heaven is for those who do the will of the Father. Whether you are in a church pew or out in the world, let your life reflect His glory.

“Blessed are those who hear the word of God and obey it” (Luke 11:28). Let us strive to be among them.

May God help us to live lives pleasing to Him. Amen!
Sorry , no heaven for you and that Christ will be no value for you . You are circumcised already 😀

“Mark my words! I, Paul, tell you that if you let yourselves be circumcised, Christ will be of no value to you at all. “ Galatians 5:2
Islam › Re: Can We Do Nikaah With Pregnancy? by doffman:
🥹😀

Their god has been nailed oo.
Islam › Re: Can We Do Nikaah With Pregnancy? by doffman:
BewareOf419:
Good question but still you didn't answered!

Is he dead or alive according to that verses of quran is the question you refused to answer

Those engaging you are doing a great job!
Does the Jesus nail in the Bible same with the Jesus you quoted from Quran ? Think nah . This is common question you can never answer?

You claimed Jesus in the Quran did not die yet , yes and same Quran told you he was not nailed like your Bible claimed . Infact same Quran told you that Jesus will deny you when you die .

If you believe Quran that told you that real Jesus was not nail but lifted up , you must also believe in the same Quran that told you that your Jesus you claimed he die for you in the cross is not Jesus nah . Because , Quran also told you in the same chapter you quoted halfway that he was not crucified.

Common sense .

You can be deceiving your fellow ignorant folks but not a think straight person .


You are following Bible . Your own jesus has been nailed with 10 inches nail . So glaring 😀
Islam › Re: The First Thing A Man Will Be Accounted For On The Day Of Judgement by doffman: 4:18pm On Dec 20, 2024
Expanse2020:
He go clear for your eye... Just die pere
Wa Gba inside the grave
Lolz 😂

They will think na play .

That grave na judgement dungeon .

O you who have believed, fear Allah as He should be feared and do not die except as Muslims [in submission to Him]. Quran 3:102
Islam › Re: The First Thing A Man Will Be Accounted For On The Day Of Judgement by doffman: 4:07pm On Dec 20, 2024
akinsmail51:
On the Day of Resurrection a man will be brought to account for every major and minor action, even though he has already been brought to account for that in the grave.

The first thing for which he will be brought to account for then will be his prayer.

It was narrated from Abu Hurayrah (may Allah be pleased with him) that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said:

“The first thing among their deeds for which the people will be brought to account on the Day of Resurrection will be prayer.

Our Lord will say to His angels, although He knows best, `Look at My slave’s prayer, is it complete or lacking?’

If it is complete, it will be recorded as complete, but if it is lacking, He will say, `Look and see whether my slave did any optional prayers.’

If he had done voluntary prayers, He will say, `Complete the obligatory prayers of My slave from his voluntary prayers.’

Then the rest of his deeds will be examined in a similar manner.”

((Narrated by Abu Dawud, 864; classed as authentic by Al-Albani in Sahih Abu Dawud, 770)

On the Day of Resurrection, people will be asked about other matters, including the following:

It was narrated from Ibn Mas`ud (may Allah be pleased with him) that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said:

“The son of Adam will not be dismissed from before his Lord on the Day of Resurrection until he has been questioned about five things: his life and how he spent it, his youth and how he used it, his wealth and how he earned it and how he disposed of it, and how he acted upon what he acquired of knowledge.”

(Narrated by At-Tirmidhi, 2422; classed as sound by Al-Albani in Sahih At-Tirmidhi, 1969)
Nice one . Jazakallah khairan
Islam › Re: The First Thing A Man Will Be Accounted For On The Day Of Judgement by doffman: 3:00pm On Dec 20, 2024
Ebenezer2021:
I reject that prayer for you..
You will never die a Muslim. God forbid.
I reject your prayer .

May Allah allow me to die as a good Muslim .
Islam › Re: All Banners Around Lekki Central Mosque In Lagos by doffman: 2:07pm On Dec 20, 2024
Antlislaam:
You this slave again, shey your life is meaningless without quoting Antlislaam nii? And I kuku ask you to tell us where Muhammad is at the moment, you are ashamed to publicly said he is in grave

We as Christians are proud of our Lord the messiah Christ Jesus that was crucified publicly, died publicly, resurrected publicly and ascended to heaven publicly, alive with the father in paradise.

As slaves and followers of Muhammad, are you proud of otapiapia he ate that sent him to grave on top pussy? Oya answer nah

Atenuje lo terminate the life of your messenger laise rat
Same way your life was frustrated by jumping from one Muslim thread to another right ? 😂

🤣 while change it to lord again ? 😀

Who take you serious , a pagan that claimed Jesus is his GOD and he was even proud that he was nailed on the cross 😀 :

“My God that was nailed is alive till eternity”

Said by Antlislaam 🎤

Your god is dead o , because they nailed him with 10 inches in the public. 😀
Islam › Re: Can We Do Nikaah With Pregnancy? by doffman: 1:55pm On Dec 20, 2024
Antlislaam:
You dey mind him, he knows more than allah that says his Isa Jesus is alive but his own Isa Jesus is dead according to his stupidity, craziness and madness
😀😀😀 you already confess in the front page thread that it was your god that was nailed in the public and not the Jesus in the Quran who was not nail.

Your ignorance is legendary ahaaa
Islam › Re: All Banners Around Lekki Central Mosque In Lagos by doffman: 1:45pm On Dec 20, 2024
Jagabanbattle:
Jesus is not God.

Any Christian that made this statement that “Jesus is God” needs brain evaluation.

How can a man born from human be God?

Jesus is the son of God is what we were thought from Childhood. Jesus can never be God. That statement is an insult on God.
The Antlislaam, the ignorant said Jesus is God o 🥹

And he was even proud that he was nailed on the cross 😀 :


“My God that was nailed is alive till eternity”

Said by Antlislaam 🎤
Islam › Re: All Banners Around Lekki Central Mosque In Lagos by doffman: 1:41pm On Dec 20, 2024
Antlislaam:
Well it is your isa Jesus that wasn't crucified you're referring to as posted. Personality of Isa Jesus in quran is different from Jesus Christ of Nazareth
😀😀 Good that you know that it was your god that was nailed publicly as you claimed and not the real Jesus , the prophet of God .

“My God that was nailed is alive till eternity”

Said by Antlislaam 🎤
Islam › Re: Can We Do Nikaah With Pregnancy? by doffman:
BewareOf419:
Sorry to disturb you

Is he dead according to this verse?

But Allah raised him (Jesus ) up (with his body and soul) unto Himself (and he is in the heavens). And Allah is Ever All-Powerful, All-Wise” [an-Nisa 4:157-158]



Seeing the way most of you guys reason here do baffles me!
Good question !

Do you belief in the verse you quoted below: ?

But Allah raised him (Jesus ) up (with his body and soul) unto Himself (and he is in the heavens). And Allah is Ever All-Powerful, All-Wise” [an-Nisa 4:157-158]


If your answer is yes .

Read the complete verse : 4:157

and for boasting, “We killed the Messiah, Jesus, son of Mary, the messenger of Allah.” But they neither killed nor crucified him—it was only made to appear so.1 Even those who argue for this ˹crucifixion˺ are in doubt. They have no knowledge whatsoever—only making assumptions. They certainly did not kill him.

Then read further : 4:158

Rather, Allah raised him up to Himself. And Allah is Almighty, All-Wise.

4: 159:
Every one of the People of the Book will definitely believe in him before his death.1 And on the Day of Judgment Jesus will be a witness against them.


As you can see , the Jesus did not crucify initially .His God raised him up .


Since he is a human being and not God he will come come and die as well .

Abu Huraira reported: The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “By Allah, the son of Mary will descend as a just ruler. He will abolish the cross, kill the swine, and annul the tribute, but he will leave the she-camel such that no one collects from it. He will cause rancor, hatred, and envy to disappear, and he will call people to give their wealth in charity but no one will need it.”

Source: Ṣaḥīḥ Muslim 155


If you think Jesus is coming back for you people , you will wait tire oo . He will come back and even destroy cross to dispute Christianity ✝️ lie against him and later die as every human being . Every soul must taste death. Only God will not die .
Islam › Re: Can We Do Nikaah With Pregnancy? by doffman: 8:14am On Dec 19, 2024
Antlislaam:
Eru iku, must you quote me nii? Your existence is useless and miserable if answering questions is haram to you

Slave, you are following a pedophile messenger you can't defend publicly, a clueless messenger you're not proud of for eating otapiapia that sent him to his early grave. So therefore, your existence is miserable to your fellow slaves and Islamic religion at large

IRE ooo, o daboooo Eru-iku allahu
You are still feeling the pain right 😀

You deserve the humiliation Ahaa. Sorry enn .

You have not yet recovered from the big blow you received 😀😀😀😀.

Don’t worry , I have your brain key with me already , it will be tormenting you at any needed time 😀.

Who take you serious , a pagan that claimed Jesus is his GOD and he was even proud that he was nailed on the cross 😀 :

“My God that was nailed is alive till eternity”

Said by Antlislaam 🎤

Your god is dead o , because they nailed him with 10 inches nail in the public. 😀
Islam › Re: Can We Do Nikaah With Pregnancy? by doffman: 8:42pm On Dec 18, 2024
Antlislaam:
Slave, try to look for another Ile kewu but I can recommend for you a sound Ile kewu at eiye korin in Ilorin lodo Alfa onijalabi Boya you will get little sense in defending muhomo that was poisoned to death like a silly rat


Your existence is meaningless to me since you can't defend muhomo and allah. If answering questions is harm to you, I will beseech you to kuku join Muhammad in grave that hates answering question while alive

MASS ALARM
This pagan still pained oo , you will cry tire 😂


Who take you serious , a pagan that claimed Jesus is his GOD and he was even proud that he was nailed on the cross 😀 :

“My God that was nailed is alive till eternity”

Said by Antlislaam 🎤

Your god is dead o , because they nailed him with 10 inches in the public. 😀
Islam › Re: Can We Do Nikaah With Pregnancy? by doffman: 7:29pm On Dec 18, 2024
Antlislaam:
Shior, shey you could see how I finish your misrable life bayi

Point to your question I didn't answer you refused, tell us how otapiapia terminate the life of your muhomo among many questions still you didn't answered. Which kind slave are you bayi
Ahaa 😀😀

I finished you up instead and expose your ignorance in the public . I have your tag with me already chai; very sweat to witness your ignorance .

Who take you serious , a pagan that claimed Jesus is his GOD and he was even proud that he was nailed on the cross 😀 :

“My God that was nailed is alive till eternity”

Said by Antlislaam 🎤

Your god is dead o , because they nailed him with 10 inches in the public. 😀
Islam › Re: Can We Do Nikaah With Pregnancy? by doffman: 7:13pm On Dec 18, 2024
Antlislaam:
See this slave ooo, how am I changing my word bayii? Is it because mo fe finish e on top otapiapia that sent your muhomo to grave nii?
You will explain tire 😂

Who take you serious , a pagan that claimed Jesus is his GOD and he was even proud that he was nailed on the cross 😀 :

“My God that was nailed is alive till eternity”

Said by Antlislaam 🎤

Your god is dead o , because they nailed him with 10 inches in the public. 😀
Christianity Etc › Re: Wumi Tuase Reacts To a Banner She Saw At The Gate Of Lekki Central Mosque. by doffman: 7:11pm On Dec 18, 2024
Antlislaam:
I'm proud of my Lord that was nailed publicly on the cross who also resurrected publicly on the third day, ascended to heaven publicly, alive till eternity. Oya answer nah WHERE IS MUHOMO THAT WAS POISONED TO DEATH LIKE A USELESS RAT? Sebi you can see how I'm proud of my Lord and God, be proud of your messenger too nah
😀😀😀 You will run through the thread tire .

You can’t change it to lord again, it is your God .

Who take you serious , a pagan that claimed Jesus is his GOD and he was even proud that he was nailed on the cross 😀 :

“My God that was nailed is alive till eternity”

Said by Antlislaam 🎤

Your god is dead o , because they nailed him with 10 inches in the public. 😀

You will wait tire oo , because your god is dead already and the life continue .
Islam › Re: Can We Do Nikaah With Pregnancy? by doffman: 7:07pm On Dec 18, 2024
Antlislaam:
My Lord that was nailed on the cross is alive, oya where is Muhammad that was poisoned to death like a useless rat because of atenuje and pussy? You will answer aswear
You cannot change your word again oo . It is your GOD 😀😀

Who take you serious , a pagan that claimed Jesus is his GOD and he was even proud that he was nailed on the cross 😀 :

“My God that was nailed is alive till eternity”

Said by Antlislaam 🎤

Your god is dead o , because they nailed him with 10 inches in the public. 😀
Christianity Etc › Re: Wumi Tuase Reacts To a Banner She Saw At The Gate Of Lekki Central Mosque. by doffman: 7:05pm On Dec 18, 2024
Antlislaam:
You must answer all my questions slave, I wanna finish you kpata-kpata on top atenuje that terminated the life of muhomo among others. Be proud of your messenger
Did you answer my questions I asked when you ran away ?

Remember , I told you I will finish you and expose your ignorance in the public .

You have been finished totally already 😀😀


Who take you serious , a pagan that claimed Jesus is his GOD and he was even proud that he was nailed on the cross 😀 :

“My God that was nailed is alive till eternity”

Said by Antlislaam 🎤

Your god is dead o , because they nailed him with 10 inches in the public. 😀
Islam › Re: Can We Do Nikaah With Pregnancy? by doffman: 7:02pm On Dec 18, 2024
Antlislaam:
Where is Muhammad your messenger that was poisoned to death all because of pussy and atenuje?

My joy is that Jesus Christ that was nailed on the cross resurrected on the third day, he is alive till eternity

Are you proud of your pedophile messenger that was poisoned to death because of atenuje and pussy?
Where is you god that was nailed publicly with ten inches nail 😀


I have your bolokos in my hand now :

My God that was nailed is alive till eternity”

Said by Antlislaam 🎤


His god( Jesus) is dead o , because they nailed him with 10 inches in the public by the Jew .😀
Christianity Etc › Re: Wumi Tuase Reacts To a Banner She Saw At The Gate Of Lekki Central Mosque. by doffman: 7:00pm On Dec 18, 2024
Antlislaam:
See dis Eru lasan-lasan, point to your question I didn't answered

Why is it difficult to tell us how otapiapia terminate muhomo on top pussy? Are you ashamed of your messenger that was poisoned to death among other questions you failed to answer nii
Go to the thread you are being receiving wotowoto 😀. You will see the questions there .

🤣 this pagan still pain that he has been exposed.

My God that was nailed is alive till eternity”

Said by Antlislaam 🎤


His god( Jesus) is dead o , because they nailed him with 10 inches in the public by the Jew .😀
Politics › Re: FG To Launch Contactless Passport Application In Four States Next Month- Tunji by doffman: 6:43pm On Dec 18, 2024
Sheuns:
Na only passport this one see dey do since he became minister of interior.
He needs commendation pls . The man is really trying .
Christianity Etc › Re: Wumi Tuase Reacts To a Banner She Saw At The Gate Of Lekki Central Mosque. by doffman: 5:32pm On Dec 18, 2024
Antlislaam:
I said you should answer all my questions why is that difficult for you slave? Is answering questions Haram for you nii?

You should be proud to tell us how otapiapia finish muhomo, among others. You must answer all the questions slave, at least for the sake of your idol called allah
Did you answer my first questions I asked when you ran away ? 😀

Meanwhile you have already confess 😂:

My God that was nailed is alive till eternity”

Said by Antlislaam 🎤


His god( Jesus) is dead o , because they nailed him with 10 inches in the public by the Jew .😀

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