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PoliticsRe: Iconic Presidential Photos From Africa by DollarLanda: 10:20am On Nov 19, 2024
FerrariE:
Nice

Today is my birthday, pls say me a prayer.
May you make heaven at last in Jesus name, amen.
CrimeRe: Money Rituals: Who Has An Explanation For This? by DollarLanda: 9:44am On Nov 19, 2024
Pootle:
the tread never go far you guys are already fighting each other....hope no be the jazz dey scatter here grin grin

anyway am outta here
No mind them, after Dem go day jazz no dey work!!!

Just small sneeze wey one baba come sneeze for here, na him all of them want chop themselves..lol

I'm also outta here before the thing go follow hold me and you😂😂
HealthRe: Have You Ever Been To A Morgue? by DollarLanda: 8:45am On Nov 19, 2024
Acidosis:
Oh yes, my brother. Thank you for your condolences.
🙏🙏🙏🙏
BusinessRe: Top 5 Food Markets In Ibadan by DollarLanda: 8:44am On Nov 19, 2024
skuribeebo:
I attended basorun ojoo High school . You guys are our main opponent .
Hahahaha...be we dey mend una steadily nah grin
FamilyRe: "Treat Your Wife The Way You Want Your daughter to be treated by DollarLanda: 10:44pm On Nov 16, 2024
Orlu13:
this useless fiscus who is a female parading as a male....useless idiot....looking fr innocent men to prey on


Why don't u also treat ur husband the same way u want ur sons to be treated....animal
You dey mind the Tomboy?
FamilyRe: "Treat Your Wife The Way You Want Your daughter to be treated by DollarLanda: 10:42pm On Nov 16, 2024
This thread is only for those who have female daughters. Not for us who are very okay with our male sons I'm out! cool grin
SportsRe: Man Destroys Expensive TV After Jake Paul Defeats Mike Tyson (Photos) by DollarLanda: 10:22pm On Nov 16, 2024
[quote author=Gistmedia10 post=132899400]In a jaw-dropping scene of frustration, a man destroyed his high-end television after 58-year-old boxing legend Mike Tyson lost to 27-year-old YouTuber-turned-boxer Jake Paul. The highly anticipated fight, streamed live on Netflix and held at the AT&T Stadium in front of over 70,000 spectators, ended with Jake Paul securing a unanimous decision victory. shocked

Despite entering the match as the betting favorite, Jake Paul’s win crushed the hopes of the man who had wagered millions on Tyson’s victory, aiming for a massive payout. shocked Overwhelmed by the loss, the man vented his anger in a shocking manner: he was seen hauling a heavy object and smashing it into his television screen. He then yanked the screen off the wall and completely shattered it, leaving those watching the fight with him in stunned. cry

Many questioning why anyone would risk such a huge sum on a fight where the odds were stacked against the older Tyson. Meanwhile, Jake Paul’s fans celebrated his victory as yet another feather in his cap as he continues to make waves in the boxing world.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W_UQCJdj6k

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JP, my namesake is a content Creator and not a boxer!!
RomanceRe: What Do You Guys Think About Neighbours Dating Each Other? by DollarLanda: 7:57pm On Nov 16, 2024
Otunbaomoluabi2:
WHAT do you guys think about neighbours dating each other? THE people who have had the experience should share as well. :d
Op tell is true, you don't dey fall for your neighbor abi na why you need our validation?!
RomanceRe: What Do You Guys Think About Neighbours Dating Each Other? by DollarLanda: 7:55pm On Nov 16, 2024
I think it's their business not mine
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Failing Status Confirmed Under Emilokan’, Obasanjo Taunts Tinubu by DollarLanda: 7:01pm On Nov 16, 2024
I have said it before and I will say it again!

Nothing good can ever come from a BAT and a RAT!!
PoliticsRe: Shettima, Obasanjo, Atiku, Others In Kano For Wedding Of Kwankwaso's Daughter by DollarLanda: 6:34pm On Nov 16, 2024
Lalami how far, any advice for the husband?
PoliticsRe: India Prime Minister To Visit Nigeria On Saturday by DollarLanda: 6:14pm On Nov 16, 2024
Saturday, Sunday, which one we go follow now?

Anyway, any meeting aimed at improving the supply of Basmati this December is a welcome idea!!!
BusinessRe: Top 5 Food Markets In Ibadan by DollarLanda: 6:10pm On Nov 16, 2024
Bodija my Bodija!

This back beautiful memories of my secondary School days at Bishop Onabanjo.

I'd love to visit again sometime when GOD permits grin

For now, Globetrotting is bae
HealthRe: Have You Ever Been To A Morgue? by DollarLanda: 5:47pm On Nov 16, 2024
Acidosis:
On the day my late wife was to be buried, just about a week after she passed, I went to the morgue with siblings, friends, and relatives. The mortician asked for someone to come and identify her body, which was already dressed for the lying-in-state, before she would be handed over to us. I jumped forward to do it without thinking because I had missed her. Everyone tried to stop me, but I insisted. When I went in, I saw her lying there as if asleep, dressed in a gown I had brought the day before. But she didn't fully look like the same woman I used to know. Reason is because she never slept on her back in that 'position.' The woman I knew would never sleep like because she loved "gum body" so much.

I can’t fully explain how I felt seeing her like that tbh. I didn’t feel the need to cry, crying was the least thing in my mind, maybe because I had already cried my heart out especially on the night she passed or because I had concluded in my heart that “nothing dey this life.” I went numb and maybe d u m b. No tears, no thoughts, nothing. I was just looking at her, but I was too shocked to fully process her condition.

Days, weeks, and even months have passed. There are still moments when I feel deeply sad and withdrawn, only to come out acting like I’m fine, but one thing that has remained consistent is how I feel about life now. I also have a deep sense of respect for people who take their relationship with God very seriously. It may be the only thing worth living for (by relationship with God, I do not mean idolising pastors or jumping from one prayer programme to another). I may have to write about this some other time.
Accept my deepest condolences my brother.

Only those who have experienced the death of a very close loved one will know that truly, this world is very deep and apart from one's relationship with GOD which is the one and only true investment, every other thing is mere activity (I don't want to use vanity because it is now cliche.)
HealthRe: Have You Ever Been To A Morgue? by DollarLanda: 5:42pm On Nov 16, 2024
ruggedtimi:
At the year 2022 I lost my close friend and flatmate...he died in a boat mishap.
When i visited the military Morgue, It was my first time i was up close to the dead body of a loved one. Due to the nature of his death, the body was swollen and had a foul smell, eyes and nose were missing. It was a frightening sight.
Prior to my visit at the morgue it was so difficult for me to sleep at night. The first night after my visit to the morgue, i had a dream and in that dream he was laughing at me saying "he heard me crying, that he was faking his death".... After that night i wasnt afraid anymore.

Early this year....I had a strange encounter on the staircase leading to our apartment. I could perceive the fragance of his favourite perfume, to be sure i called someone else to stand at thesame spot and the person confirmed same thing. That was some scary shxt
Now I know Why I hate using or to be recognized with a particular perfume and/or body spray.
PoliticsRe: Appeal Court Sacks MC Oluomo As NURTW National President by DollarLanda: 5:09pm On Nov 16, 2024
Antoeni:
T Pain and his thieves can never win free and fair election in Nigeria.

T Pain is using federal might to recruit those that will rig election in 2027.
Spot on!

That's Tinubu's game plan 101.

I tell you, only GOD and Revolution can remove Tinubu in 2027, no other politician can! Take it to the banks.

P.S.: I'm not a Bateria please
PoliticsRe: ‘We Won’t Disappoint,’ INEC Assures Ondo Voters by DollarLanda: 12:08pm On Nov 16, 2024
INEC never disappoints in fulfilling the opposite of their promises!

Ondo State, Eyaaaaah!!! tongue
PoliticsRe: Kalu's Aide, Peter Eze Weds In Abuja: E-Money, Cubana, Others Attend by DollarLanda: 12:05pm On Nov 16, 2024
Hope say them spray enough money Sha?

Na EFCC send me make I ask ooh grin
PoliticsRe: Reforms In Nigeria Not Working, IMF Report Hints by DollarLanda: 12:03pm On Nov 16, 2024
IamObidientBut:
IMF is IPOB media. Tinimibumu reforms are working cheesy grin Nigerians are enjoying and Musilims and yorumbam are all doing well cheesy grin
This is the best sarcasm I have read in a short while...ROTFLMFAO..🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Makes It After Leaving Nigeria In 2021 (Before & After Photos) by DollarLanda: 11:39am On Nov 16, 2024
lereinter:
Not his father land o

Able to enjoy a mortgage of 20yrs

Impressive country

Hard working people no need hypertension of planing for the future
I'm telling you Bro!
Who no go no go know!!!

What some people here do not know is that most of the people who have left Nigeria are prolly more patriotic than the ones in Nigeria and they're more of an asset to the country because of the fx they generate through funds transfer.
The only reason why people are leaving in droves is because of the working system over there.

Do not be deceived, most of the Nigerians that are still resident in Nigeria is because either they don't have the funds to travel yet or they haven't gotten the opportunity to.
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Makes It After Leaving Nigeria In 2021 (Before & After Photos) by DollarLanda: 11:15am On Nov 16, 2024
bdon123:
Collected house on mortgage n car loan...bt u here making noise like u paid £140k straight for d house.Bastard deceiving gullible people.house wey u still get lik 20 years to complete payment
It's very possible for him to spend the same 20years in Nigeria without even buying a car talk more of a house! Soyes, it's worth it!
CrimeRe: Man Jailed For More Than 3 Years For Loading Illegal Streaming Services On TV by DollarLanda: 10:46am On Nov 16, 2024
Easybet1:
dey play. Not everyone in Nigeria is struggling like your family members.
...and can you boldly swear that "all" your family members (who are made) made their money in Nigeria?

Think well before you answer and try not to answer with your childish emotions.
Music/RadioRe: Top 6 Artists Who Were Snubbed On The 2025 Grammys Nomination List by DollarLanda: 7:48pm On Nov 15, 2024
But guys on a very serious note...

The following should have at least gotten a half nomination:

-Flavour
-Phyno
-Olamide
-Adekunle Gold
-Seyi Vibes
-and my one and only Kizz Daniel aka Vadoo
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😃🤣
CrimeRe: Man Jailed For More Than 3 Years For Loading Illegal Streaming Services On TV by DollarLanda: 6:49pm On Nov 15, 2024
Easybet1:
Another reason why you should stay in Nigeria. You will never go to jail for streaming any football match illegally.
Stay in Nigeria and stream live matches while your dreams and aspirations end just as the match ends
SportsRe: Jake Paul Sends Chilling Warning To Mike Tyson After Brutal Slap by DollarLanda: 6:23pm On Nov 15, 2024
Mike Tyson will loose tonight for media propaganda
PoliticsRe: You Are A Serial Betrayer - Deji Adeyanju Replies Wike, Compares Him To Portable by DollarLanda: 5:37pm On Nov 15, 2024
Oya!

Round 1, fight!
TravelRe: A Little Boy Doing Conductor In Ikeja, Lagos(pix,vid) by DollarLanda: 4:50pm On Nov 15, 2024
kenny714433:
Good one. MC Olumo started same way
Abi ooh...and now he's interNATIONAL!!

Train up a young agbero the way he should go and when he's old he will not depart from the Oluomo he should be
TravelRe: A Little Boy Doing Conductor In Ikeja, Lagos(pix,vid) by DollarLanda: 4:48pm On Nov 15, 2024
That guy go lost you for street oh
FamilyRe: You Should know these by age 40 by DollarLanda: 4:42pm On Nov 15, 2024
Nnamdipapa:
BY AGE 40 YOU SHOULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE THIS:

1. Someone makes 10x more than you do in a 9-5 job because they have more "leverage" with their work.

2. Distraction is the greatest killer of success. It stunts and destroys your brain.

3. You shouldn't take advice from people who are not where you want to be in life.

4. No one is coming to solve your problems. Your life's 100% your responsibility.

5. You don't need 100 self-help books, all you need is action and self discipline.

6. Unless you went to college to learn a specific skill (ie. doctor, engineer, lawyer), you can make more money in the next 90 days just learning sales.

7. No one cares about you. So stop being shy, go out and create your chances.

8. If you find someone smarter than you, work with them, don't compete.

9. Smoking has 0 benefit in your life. This habit will only slow your thinking and lower your focus.

10. Comfort is the worst addiction and cheap ticket to depression.

11. Don't tell people more than they need to know, respect your privacy.

12. Avoid alcohol at all cost. Nothing worse than losing your senses and acting a fool.

13. Keep your standards high and don't settle for something because it's available.

14. The family you create is more important than the family you come from.

15. Train yourself to take nothing personally to save yourself from 99.99% of mental problems.

16. You should be done with childbirth even as a man.
Car TalkRe: Sneaking Out With Mums Car by DollarLanda: 4:20pm On Nov 15, 2024
Truckpusher:
My son is 16 and he's already doing this with the mother , but he's fully aware he can't mess with my own personal car sha .

Because for each day he manages to pull it of , I will withdraw it from his stipend. You can never do to me what I did to my Dad. cheesy

My father suffer for my hands sha - Rest in peace my hansom Daddy Bob Skido. kiss
I like it when people eat their cake and have it!!! grin
CrimeRe: Roadside Petrol Hawkers And How They Cheat You by DollarLanda: 4:05pm On Nov 15, 2024
Pluto33:
Source:https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/11/roadside-petrol-hawkers-and-how-they-cheat-unsuspecting-motorists/
The perfect explanation would have been to accompany this your write up with a clear photograph of the white "5" liter gallon they use for their dubious acts.
FamilyRe: Nurse Recreates Photo Her Mother Took 20 Years Earlier In The Same Spot by DollarLanda: 3:59pm On Nov 15, 2024
Eyah

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