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Politics / Re: APC - Where Is The Change? by doncartel: 2:18pm On Apr 21
Those that deceived us in 2015 are now telling us not to believe the promises of Peter Obi.

They are saying that Obi wants to deceive us the same way they deceived us in 2015. Even if Jesus Christ returns with Muhammed as Vice, we will still be suspecting what happened in 2015.
Education / Re: What Happens To You At Age 40! ( From Experience) by doncartel: 6:46am On Apr 21
40 years old is the current life expectancy in Gaza as a result of Israeli bombardment.
Politics / Re: Kukah’s Easter Plea To Tinubu: Bring Nigerians Down From This Cross Of Suffering by doncartel: 2:58pm On Apr 20
Tinubu is like the Palestinians, he can only understand the language of force, not English language. We will speak his language in 2027.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban Minister Says Non-muslims Are Worse Than Animals by doncartel: 2:12pm On Apr 20
Trump is supposed to include these Taliban people in the Yemen bombing operation.

1. They stole $80 billion of American military equipment.
2. Afghanistan women have been totally traumatized, they cannot go outside the house neither can they look outside the window.
3. Remnants of Al-Qaeda are still residing in the country. September 11 beef ain’t over.
Politics / Re: PDP Needs Miracle, Southerner Won’t Be President After Tinubu – Fayose by doncartel: 4:54pm On Apr 19
That’s why the best ticket for 2031 is a coalition between LP, APC and PDP. Nuhu Ribadu of APC will take presidency, Peter Obi of LP will take vice, and PDP will take senate president.

This is the first time that a ticket will score over 98% genuine victory in a free and fair election as confirmed by all foreign observers.

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Politics / Re: Why Do Nigerian Leaders Perform Well In Private Sector But Fail In Public Office by doncartel: 3:26pm On Apr 19
They are all visionless. My vision for Anambra state is a state with 1% unemployment rate.

So I’ve started formulating strategies to achieve this target when I take over in 2031.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Was Not Divinely Chosen, He Forced Himself Into Power — Prophet Odumeje by doncartel: 12:14pm On Apr 19
Prophet Odumeje is saying the truth.

God only selects leaders through free and fair election. Because the voice of the people is the voice of God.
Politics / Re: If Peter Obi puts on Garment Of Jesus Christ, I Will Never Support him - Seyilaw by doncartel: 4:20pm On Apr 18
Imagine a scavenger saying that he won’t vote for Peter Obi.

He should get lost because we have already kept 10 million votes ready for Peter Obi 2027.

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Politics / Re: Video Of A Police Officer Crying, Begging Nigerians For Help by doncartel: 11:42am On Apr 18
Officer, just because of small Canada wey me and my guys wan go flex for club, we were kept in the cell until we cough out bail money.

But I later started forgiving you guys after police rescued one of my guys from criminals.

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Celebrities / Re: "My Call To Become A Native Doctor Divine" – Yul Edochie by doncartel: 11:07am On Apr 18
Maybe he should be kept at the nearest rehabilitation center.
Politics / Re: Davido Vs Obi Cubana Vs Seyi Tinubu by doncartel: 11:26am On Apr 17
I will choose Obi Cubana because he’s an Anambra industrialist like Innoson.

Anambra industrialists should rally around Innoson and buy a foreign car company like BMW in Germany. That was how Tata Motors of India bought JaguarLandRover from Europe.

Now all Range Rovers are from India. So we now want all BMWs to be from Anambra state.
Politics / Re: El-Rufai: Tinubu Administration Is The ‘Worst’ Government In Nigeria’s History by doncartel: 9:00am On Apr 16
The Tasmanian devil is actually worst president in Nigerian history. Especially for degrading the nation’s electoral democracy and judicial independence.
Politics / Re: Nuhu Ribadu/Peter Obi 2031: A New Era Of Zero-Corruption by doncartel: 4:58pm On Apr 14
helinues:
The Ribadu currently serving under this government

Stop joking

So you guys don't even have faith in Peter Obi's ambition as Nigeria president.. 3daful

It’s not a joke. It’s a government of national unity between two or three parties.

We Obidients will support Tinubu’s second term in 2027, then we support the North (Ribadu) for 2031. We take over from 2039.
Politics / Re: Nuhu Ribadu/Peter Obi 2031: A New Era Of Zero-Corruption by doncartel: 3:02pm On Apr 14
Ribadu/Obi ticket is a win-win for all.
Politics / Re: Nuhu Ribadu/Peter Obi 2031: A New Era Of Zero-Corruption by doncartel: 1:49pm On Apr 14
Forkthiefnubu:

Bullsheet, thiefunubu supporter , he must leave in 2027 and why not kill the corruption today ??

It’s an opportunity to reconcile all camps together for the nation.
Politics / Nuhu Ribadu/Peter Obi 2031: A New Era Of Zero-Corruption by doncartel: 1:36pm On Apr 14
See combination. It's all over for corruption in Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Will Join APC If Tinubu Promises To Hand Over Power To Him - Lere Olayinka by doncartel: 12:49pm On Apr 14
Its time for Atiku to be content that he was the acting president of Nigeria for most of 1999 to 2003 when Obasanjo was mostly abroad on foreign trips.

It was from 2003 that Baba returned home to focus on his third term agenda, which was collapsed by Atiku and co.
Politics / Re: How Nigeria Can Benefit From USA - China Trade War by doncartel: 9:36pm On Apr 13
Anything to create jobs and lift people out of poverty is welcome.

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Health / Re: Why Should The Towel Still Be Dirty After Taking Bath? by doncartel: 4:42pm On Apr 13
Na 4 satchet of pure water you dey use baff? Use shower let’s know whether those towels will be so dirty.

It’s strictly jacuzzi for we billionaires.
Religion / Re: Ekiti Pastor Celebrates 10 Years Of Killing "Hyena" (Photo) by doncartel: 1:59pm On Apr 13
Gabrielshow24:

No be only Tasmanian devil, na okrika devil😂😂😂

I had been thinking of another Tasmanian devil residing near the same Ekiti state.

The Tasmanian devil who increased fuel price, increased hardship and also destroyed the nation’s electoral system.

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Politics / Re: We Need To Talk About This Boasting!!! by doncartel: 1:37pm On Apr 13
Don’t confuse confidence with chest-beating.

We Igbos are highly self-confident and we see ourselves as money-making machines.
Religion / Re: Ekiti Pastor Celebrates 10 Years Of Killing "Hyena" (Photo) by doncartel: 2:04pm On Apr 12
What I’m seeing is a Tasmanian devil.

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Politics / Re: Senator Dino Melaye Flaunts Luxurious Mansion Interior In Viral Video (photos) by doncartel: 1:29pm On Apr 12
Dino leave all these ones for now. Nigeria has been taken over by state capture.

We need your charisma for the new coalition of parties and also for the campaign against electoral malpractices.

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Politics / Re: Why Do Igbos Keep Flocking To Lagos And Yoruba Land by doncartel: 11:11am On Apr 12
Lagos state is part of Igboland that’s why Peter Obi defeated Tinubu there.
Politics / Re: Anambra Election: Why November 2025 Must Be A Turning Point by doncartel: 10:46am On Apr 12
But since the election is basically between Soludo and Apc Boko Haram, we have no option but to support Soludo.

We don’t need bomb blast neither do we need serial thieves as our ruling party.
Family / Re: Woman Confronts Husband for Lying About "Niece" - Who Is His Secret Daughter by doncartel: 5:23pm On Apr 11
Na so ladies dey also deceive we guys with my uncle my uncle. Uncle ko, uncle ni.

But guy haba. Something wey you for confess since and face the music once and for all. See as you go dey suffer small girl.

Of course the girl is no longer safe in that house because from the woman's voice, na daily wahala I dey hear so.

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Politics / Re: “I Don’t Rent My House To Igbos”. Osinbajo’s 1989 Experience (throwback ) by doncartel: 4:56pm On Apr 11
There's tribalism and racism in every part of the world. Trump also didn't rent his properties to black people.

Some Igbos in Lagos don't rent their properties to Yoruba people while some Indians in Lagos don't rent their properties to Nigerians. Of course we all know of muslims in Lagos that don't rent their properties to christians and vice-versa.

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Politics / Re: Atiku, Tambuwal, El-Rufai, Others Visit Buhari (Photos) by doncartel: 3:24pm On Apr 11
The opposition parties should have long ago united to focus attention on electoral reforms.

A huge national campaign would have been able to address the issue once and for all. Now here we are, trying to unite a coalition in order to contest a most-likely rigged election.
Family / Re: Lady Congratulates Her Husband For Bringing A Second Wife To Their Home by doncartel: 12:21pm On Apr 11
The main fear in polygamous marriage is food poisoning. Followed by black magic.

The first wife may welcome the second wife cheerfully so that nobody will suspect her when she starts dealing with her.

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Politics / Re: Atiku And Obi Can Win 2027 Election But Obi Alone Can't Win by doncartel: 12:03pm On Apr 11
I remember watching a news report long ago about a European politician who came from nowhere to defeat both the incumbent president and all the opposition leaders.

Seems impossible in Nigeria but Okonjo-Iweala can do it if Nigerian women support her.
Foreign Affairs / Re: China Strikes Back With 125% Tariffs On U.S. Goods As Trade War Intensifies by doncartel: 11:30am On Apr 11
The whole world is now missing Biden because of Trump. That is how we were abusing Buhari until Tinubu came.

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