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The "disgusting thing", was real. Cos i worked on dat. But the prostitute thing wasn't real. U don't expect to have all the fun here without a little 'made up stuff', do u?
But hey pittbaby, i like ur motives. But isn't it rude to pry? Anyway, this @topic right here is real and live, so pls help me out !!! Pleeeaaase

Pls guys, help me out. Am still single and lonely,and hey, i don't even have an ex. I think its time i get a girl. But the big questions are:
How do i get a good girl? And how do i make her fall 4 me?
All i need is a long lasting relationship, that which can lead to marriage.
Perhaps you can give me hints based on your relationships. Thanks

U've got to be kidding me, is this shit for real ?

I'll say you go for 'analgesics' and 'ibuprofen' e.g Ibucap with p.c.m (paracetamol). And get over with it.

Go to a fire place, any where around fire. Sit down and warm your body for 1hr- 2hrs, it will relief you off your pains.

Is there anything bugging you, are infected or infectious, are your headaches back, do you suffer from arthritis, romantism, back pain, joint pain, constant headache, irritating body odour, prickly heat, skin infections, stomach ache e.t.c.
YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THE RIGHT FORUM.
Just post your worries, and get immediate reply.

Pls can anybody tell me the guidelines,tips and tricks, risks and precautions on 'What it actually takes to be a true nairalander' !!!

Pls can anybody tell me the guidelines, risks and precautions on 'What it actually takes to be a true nairalander' !!!

Thanks dude.

Hey , Good day everyone. You can actually provide the names of your best member here.
As for me, its @y me. She is my best member, who's yours ?

Hey , Good day everyone. You can actually provide the names of your worst member here.
As for me, i'll Dgreatrock. He is my worst member, who's yours ?

Thanks !!! Touchmeder.
I'll do just that.

Actually, that's me. I mean the 1st pix.

Oh, u think so?

Though i prefer "laide o" to "y me" cos,

Hello there !!"!!,
This is top priority.
Am gonna need your help on this. I need girlfriend, cos nothing runs through my mind every seconds but a girl. I was beginning to think that i am the most loneliest man on earth. Though some ladies have confessed their luv for me, but i am not that sex sort of guy so i think i'll rather need a girl i luv. Just as i fell in luv literarilly with y me.

Hey guys and chicks, this ain't shit. Its for real.

Nothing gets me mad rather than Seeing a guy with a girl together. It envies me so much that i step on my tail. Though i can't help to say that it's nothing but jelousy. Or what do u think?

I haven't even finish reading ur post b4 fallen. Believe me or not, i am desperately/dangerously in luv with u. U are my dream angel, i wish i could express my feelings 4 u right now and right here on nairaland. Pls call me 07031327715

Hey dude,
yeah whatever . U need serious medication.

Forget the movies, forget the words, forget the immaginations;
there is no happy ending with a white lady.

Cheating;
yeah whatever.
Just save it for the rainy day. :'D

@topic
Hell no, just kidding;
it all depends on your hearth. Love can do anything, eventually everything.

Hey, i am damn sure he ain't gonna make a swell issue out of it.
Well, i believe he'll 4give u if he gets to know(i mean if he really loves u).
Am i forgetting something?, hmmmmmm oh okay, now i remember; just don't 4 get to stay safe.